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I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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just as a general reminder

learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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he is literally signing away years of progress, soon enough the civil rights acts will probably be gone too

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literally everything being said at trump’s inauguration:

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SHIT SHIT SHIT, I PRESSED THE WRONG BUTTON.

I MEANT TO PUNT IT

PUUUUUUNNNNNT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!!!!

The phrase "Your disability is your superpower!"

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I know we all make jokes and memes about it, like ‘lol, Trump said we are the gender we were at conception, we’re all female now. 🤪’

but like

that doesn’t…scare you?

This is your administration. This is the knowledge that your government has….and they get high-school biology wrong. This law had to have been cross-read by several people before it was passed.

This is your government.

A bunch of rich fascists who don’t know basic science.

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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The bottles where the bottle cap is attached to the bottle because apparently people are too stupid to throw away both the bottle and the cap and you have to tug it really hard to get it off, otherwise you have to deal with the bottle cap getting in the way when you try and drink from the bottle

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Neurotypical people have a secret, special way of saying "...okay." that saps all the joy from your body and makes you feel like an idiot, and they love to use it when you show them something you're really, really excited about

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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

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CIRCE

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Happy almost New Year! Here's to many more belly rubs to come! 🎉🎆🎇 Based on this photo of my first born