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I read this as "Or you will hear the best news of my life"

And I was curious how that's a threat

[b-theshittyhuman]

bet

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[b-theshittyhuman]

No coincidence will be funnier

[b-theshittyhuman]

small question, cuz I'm just curious

there are more infinities, but you'll have to explicitly mention them to vote em

[b-theshittyhuman]

The existence of a Submachine gun, implies the existence of a Dommachine gun, and the world isn't ready for it

[b-theshittyhuman]

Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.

[b-theshittyhuman]

I'm bored, allow me to introduce a new number.

-0

It holds no value, but it also hold no no value

[b-theshittyhuman]

YOU MEAN TO SAY I PLAGIARISM???

This is a new low

I'm bored, allow me to introduce a new number.

-0

It holds no value, but it also hold no no value

[b-theshittyhuman]

I'm bored, allow me to introduce a new number.

-0

It holds no value, but it also hold no no value

[b-theshittyhuman]

The housing markets falling down, falling down, falling down

I miss when children use to make nursery rhymes about destructive events going on

WE ARE LIVING IN THE PERFECT TIME FOR MORE NURSERY RHYMES AND NO CHILDE DOING SHIT ABOUT IT???!!!

[b-theshittyhuman]

I miss when children use to make nursery rhymes about destructive events going on

WE ARE LIVING IN THE PERFECT TIME FOR MORE NURSERY RHYMES AND NO CHILDE DOING SHIT ABOUT IT???!!!

[b-theshittyhuman]

FUNFACT:

Value is relative.

Sure every action you make has zero consequence in the grand scheme of the universe because every single thing that might hint at your existence at a certain point in time will be erased from history the approximately 8 minutes after the sun dies.

But to you, that super cute plushy that you would dilute the oceans of Earth with the blood of humanity for, might be really important.

[b-theshittyhuman]

In order to be admitted to a magic school potential students only need to provide irrefutable proof that they are mages, yet, despite your very obvious abilities, you were rejected with a comment asking you to "please never practice magic again".

[b-theshittyhuman]

Writers !!!

this poll was inspired by me realizing that i have never once used parentheses in a draft.

[b-theshittyhuman]

...

So we're in the Twenties

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Does... does this count as a jack o lantern?

[b-theshittyhuman]

@ Dionysus the god of madness

The shapes are on Instagram I am in a prison of my own making