#vengance saga

[wopmia]

NEXT TO HIS WIFE, BITCH (FUCK POSEIDON)(DESERVED EVERYTHING)

[im-an-apollogist]

Some little drawings of the new saga because I can't stop listening to it

[gothamite-rambler]

Poseidon: How will you sleep at night?

Odysseus: Next to my wife.

With that he pimp walked off.

Poseidon: I- And it's gone.

*three weeks later*

Poseidon rested in bed still healing from his chest wounds. His polished trident laid next to him.

Poseidon (grumbling): Next to my wife, oh look at me I'm Ody I'm so cool. Yeah, well the man next to her is no longer who you were-

Poseidon sat up in bed, then snapped his fingers upset.

Poseidon: Zeus damn it! That was a good one! I saw the damn prophet sing that too! I'm calling Athena, she'll relay this important information to him. I will win this battle of wits!

[kapable-of-shitpost]

So we all in agreement that odysseus was helped by Ares in this one right?

[igguana-art0-0]

ya love to hate him 🌊

art trade ☆ design belongs to @therainbowvaquero

[eden-3000]

The Vengeance Saga's got to be my favourite one so far. It's perfect. Half the lines give me eargasms and it's brilliant and I actually can't get enough.

Not Sorry For Loving You:

Let me speak! ☝

I'm angry and tired and restless and sad (same)

*Ody getting away from Calypso (bye! See you never!)

Dangerous:

*The pause!

*Hermes <333333

The little windchime or sth in the background (during 'it's gonna be' etc.)

We went through so much to get this

Home, Sir!

The raging storm inside won't let you get closer

*Hermes hanging out with the winions

Open this this bag and you'll never make it on

You'll never make it

Hooooooome

*honestly, Odys entire part slaps hard

I cannot tell you how much I have paid for this

I HAVE to get home

The e guitar starting to play at 'ruthlessness'

Don't thank me, friend, I'm not the one who fought for you

Charybdis:

*EVERYTHING!

I'm not dying here I'm still fighting here

I'm hooooolding on!

*The little guitar thing 🎸⚡

*Ody basically rapping, so that you run out of breath

The island I've been searching for

Home

I've reached it

HOOOOOOLDING ON!

I am almost there, my love (majshshsj), don't be scared! (Literall tears. He loves them so much)

HOOOOOOOLD ON!

I'll be there todayyyyyy

What?!

NOOOOOOOO

Get in the water:

Coward

*Sexy voice

I've got a reputation

*It took me until now to realise that Odysseus is begging him at the beginning and then the turntables turntable and Six hundred strike

*sexy voice

I'll take your son and gouch his eyes

The lil trumpets after Ody's response

DIEEEEEE

Six Hundred Stirke:

*Background Winions pt. 2

For every comrade, everyone of my friends almost all of whom were slaughtered by YOUR hand!

You idiot.

You released my storm

When you opened that bag

BLOCKED YOUR ONE WAY HOME

Exactly

I watched my friends die in horror - HOOOOOLD

calling their Captain in vain

ENOUGH

STOP! STOOP

Told me to close my heart. You said the world was dark

You - MONSTER!

Didn't you say that Ruthlessness is Mercy

Alright!

Please

Next to my wife

Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.

[rakatapun]

HERE'S A FANART OF ODYSSEUS, FROM EPIC. I PLAN TO MAKE MORE FANART OF OTHER CHARACTERS AND UPLOAD THEM SOON.

AND THIS IS THE STORYBOARD I WAS WORKING ON

[iamasalmon]

glad to see the entire fandom collectively freaking out. its always a blessing to listen to other people scream.

[sera8273]

How much do you wanna bet that this gremlin either stole the dress or is just the all time favorite?

Mostly because none of the other Winions wear clothes. Like at all.

Like, Hermes could have the bag but only if her most trusted Winion went with bc hey, who tf would full heartedly trust the trisker messenger?

[astro-gh0ul]

Odysseus: Maybe you could learn forgiveness and forgive me?

Poseidon: No. Fuck that and fuck you too, simp. Drown.

[mushroom-the-trauma]

Yippee, I finally got permission from my cousin to post it🥳

So like a month ago, she asked me to do this tiktok challenge with her.

And I was like, okay what do you want me to draw? And she said whatever you want! So of course I used all this power to do this:

(I mixed @anniflamma 's and @gigizetz 's designs)

And in the end we got this:

And it was completely coincidence, and we thought it was hilarious! But now there's going theory that maybe Athena will help Ody fight Poseidon! And what chances are?!

I swear, if it actually happens I will lose my shit!

[wopmia]

DANGEROUS AS FUUUCKKKKK

[afamousnobody]

Top 3 lines that made me fear odysseus

3-throw their bodys into the water, let tem drow

2- eurylochus, light up six torches

1- exactly.

[gothamite-rambler]

If Odysseus was luckily bestowed demigod status after he died

And knowing he could easily take on Poseidon, Odysseus took the time to mess with him even more. After all, he was related to Hermes, the god of mischief. No one stopped Odysseus because he was kind of warranted this after the insanity he went through to get home.

Poseidon, Hades, Ares, Odysseus, Zeus, and Hera were having brunch together. Hera brought over another stack of pancakes for the group.

Hera: Ody, enjoy the brunch, but is Penelope not joining us today?

Odysseus: She's exhausted from last night, but she does love your cooking.

Hera: And I love her and you because you're a good man who doesn’t cheat on his wife.

Hera glared at Zeus before sitting down next to him.

Poseidon (scoffing): You act like he’s a hero.

Zeus: Not this again.

Odysseus: Let him whine again; he's still hurt that I wounded him with his own weapon.

Odysseus smirked, relishing the chaos he was stirring.

Poseidon (frustrated): At night, I can still feel the trident in my chest, puncturing my organs.

Odysseus (mocking tone): Oh boo freaking hoo. I made more use of it than you ever did, fucking idiot.

Poseidon (defensive): Hey, I’ve done serious damage to mortals, taken down fleets, made men fear me, and used the water as my body to do all of that! I am tough as steel! One human man was never an issue to me!

Odysseus (smirking): All I remember is you begging me to stop while I stabbed you with your own weapon. Then you thought you won our battle by making me a monster like you. I wanted to get home, you got upset because I didn't kill the son that from my new knowledge you never visited. Whatever makes you happy though.

Poseidon: You've heard legends about my strength and power!

Odysseus (after finishing his tea): Then I saw that you are powerful and have small penis energy and had to one up a human man. You know, like bitches do.

Poseidon (angry): I could dropkick your ass right now, I don't care if other people are here! I don't give a fuck!

Odysseus (grinning): I can definitely beat your ass now as well. Want to test that theory?

Ares (intervening, amused): Uncle Poseidon, stop before he uses someone else's godly weapon on you.

Odysseus (snickering): You think he'd cry this time?

Poseidon (shouting): Okay, why is he here?!

Ares (nonchalant): Hey, leave my great-nephew alone. I invited him over for brunch.

Poseidon (exasperated): He’s not welcome here! I want him out of this brunch now!

Ares took a quick sip from his tea cup then placed it back down on the saucer. He was a God of War, but not lacking in good taste when it came to tea.

Ares (maintaining his composure): Those who want him to stay, raise your hands.

Ares, Hades, Zeus, and even Hera raised their hands causing Poseidon to shake with rage as the tides outside matched his enraged energy.

Ares (with a satisfied grin): You've been out voted, unc. Sit down and eat your pancakes. You can fight him afterwards.

Odysseus chuckled, snatching a pancake off Poseidon's plate. The God of the Tides stood up and stomped out of the room in frustration.

Poseidon: I will be waiting outside!

With that, he left in a huff, the rage causing the tides outside to churn wildly for a few moments.

Odysseus (chuckling, mischievous): I'm glad that you welcomed me and my family to Olympus. This has been a fun time so far.

Zeus (pleased): Yeah, we all enjoy your company, and it's only been a year so far.

Hades (with a bemused expression): Honestly, anyone who makes either of my brothers this mad is always hilarious to me. Poseidon has a serious grudge against you, and it's been a long time since that last happened.

Zeus (shaking his head, incredulous): I can't imagine being that petty and holding a grudge for so long.

Ares (rolling his eyes): Dad, even I know that's a lie.

[marsalta]

Ocean and Vengeance Saga on loop 🌊

[anonymusweirdo]

NEW EPIC HEADCANON

Not only Poseidon gained multiple scars, but now he´s scared to death of Odysseus

"the one way you´ll get home, is sailing where he´s scared to roam oh, is through the island of Ithaca"