#vengance saga

[wopmia]

NEXT TO HIS WIFE, BITCH (FUCK POSEIDON)(DESERVED EVERYTHING)

[im-an-apollogist]

Some little drawings of the new saga because I can't stop listening to it

[xuct]

guys- GUYS—

and the bald.... yeah, bald version.

[gothamite-rambler]

Aphrodite: So, you were planning to kill him and drown his kingdom, destroying his family—all because he didn’t kill your son?

Poseidon (sheepishly): And… to uphold my reputation as a god.

Aphrodite: Right. You were ready to take away his loved ones over a son who survived battle and some ego boost?

Poseidon: When you phrase it like that, I sound just like a Zeus.

Zeus: Why is my name synonymous with being an asshole?

Aphrodite: Stay out of this. Ares, sweetie, can I take a swing at your uncle?

Ares: You really want to?

Aphrodite nodded with an innocent smile.

Ares: Uh, Hephaestus, are you okay with that?

Hephaestus: I wanted him released, and honestly, I’m indifferent to most of this family. Go for it.

Aphrodite (her fists ready): You have a five-second head start.

Poseidon (running away): Why am I the villain here? We’re gods!

Aphrodite chased after him, brandishing a club.

Aphrodite: You tried to take away the love of his life after you made him open a wind bag! I hold you responsible for his mother’s death!

Poseidon: Oh come on, that was beyond my control!

[igguana-art0-0]

ya love to hate him 🌊

art trade ☆ design belongs to @therainbowvaquero

[kapable-of-shitpost]

So we all in agreement that odysseus was helped by Ares in this one right?

[gh0st-pr0bl3m]

WOAH OFFICIAL POSEIDON DESIGN!??? Along with his shapeshifting squid winion!! I am also perhaps taking requests for my next artwork 😋😋

[jeeper2z]

I consider myself to be very hilarious

[eden-3000]

The Vengeance Saga's got to be my favourite one so far. It's perfect. Half the lines give me eargasms and it's brilliant and I actually can't get enough.

Not Sorry For Loving You:

Let me speak! ☝

I'm angry and tired and restless and sad (same)

*Ody getting away from Calypso (bye! See you never!)

Dangerous:

*The pause!

*Hermes <333333

The little windchime or sth in the background (during 'it's gonna be' etc.)

We went through so much to get this

Home, Sir!

The raging storm inside won't let you get closer

*Hermes hanging out with the winions

Open this this bag and you'll never make it on

You'll never make it

Hooooooome

*honestly, Odys entire part slaps hard

I cannot tell you how much I have paid for this

I HAVE to get home

The e guitar starting to play at 'ruthlessness'

Don't thank me, friend, I'm not the one who fought for you

Charybdis:

*EVERYTHING!

I'm not dying here I'm still fighting here

I'm hooooolding on!

*The little guitar thing 🎸⚡

*Ody basically rapping, so that you run out of breath

The island I've been searching for

Home

I've reached it

HOOOOOOLDING ON!

I am almost there, my love (majshshsj), don't be scared! (Literall tears. He loves them so much)

HOOOOOOOLD ON!

I'll be there todayyyyyy

What?!

NOOOOOOOO

Get in the water:

Coward

*Sexy voice

I've got a reputation

*It took me until now to realise that Odysseus is begging him at the beginning and then the turntables turntable and Six hundred strike

*sexy voice

I'll take your son and gouch his eyes

The lil trumpets after Ody's response

DIEEEEEE

Six Hundred Stirke:

*Background Winions pt. 2

For every comrade, everyone of my friends almost all of whom were slaughtered by YOUR hand!

You idiot.

You released my storm

When you opened that bag

BLOCKED YOUR ONE WAY HOME

Exactly

I watched my friends die in horror - HOOOOOLD

calling their Captain in vain

ENOUGH

STOP! STOOP

Told me to close my heart. You said the world was dark

You - MONSTER!

Didn't you say that Ruthlessness is Mercy

Alright!

Please

Next to my wife

Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.

[rakatapun]

HERE'S A FANART OF ODYSSEUS, FROM EPIC. I PLAN TO MAKE MORE FANART OF OTHER CHARACTERS AND UPLOAD THEM SOON.

AND THIS IS THE STORYBOARD I WAS WORKING ON

[iamasalmon]

glad to see the entire fandom collectively freaking out. its always a blessing to listen to other people scream.

[wopmia]

DANGEROUS AS FUUUCKKKKK

[sera8273]

How much do you wanna bet that this gremlin either stole the dress or is just the all time favorite?

Mostly because none of the other Winions wear clothes. Like at all.

Like, Hermes could have the bag but only if her most trusted Winion went with bc hey, who tf would full heartedly trust the trisker messenger?

[astro-gh0ul]

Odysseus: Maybe you could learn forgiveness and forgive me?

Poseidon: No. Fuck that and fuck you too, simp. Drown.

[gothamite-rambler]

Odysseus: But the prophet said the man before would no longer be me.

Penelope: I mean you're older, went through a war, Euryolous the asshole caused you to be stuck for an extra few years and you've been through a lot.

Odysseus: Damn, prophets are always vague. But Penelope... Euryolous was my brother in law, you don't miss him?

Penelope (crossing her arms): He betrayed you over returning to his own wife.

Odysseus: I- Yeah. Even though I'm a changed man you still want me?

Penelope: Mm-hm.

Odysseus: Oh... And we'd have babies and be happily married?

Penelope: I'm physically restraining myself to not have sex now, but yes.

Odysseus: I'm so glad I married a Spartan. I'm going to lay down this is a lot to take in.

Penelope: Oh yes, I saved the spot for you. Kept the pillows fluffed and all that.

Odysseus (sniffling): If I cry, just know it's from happiness.

Penelope shrugged with a playful smile.

Penelope: I'm happy you're back too.

[igguana-art0-0]

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