iamasalmon

[iamasalmon]

glad to see the entire fandom collectively freaking out. its always a blessing to listen to other people scream.

[iamasalmon]

Maybe, if you PAID your rent it wouldn't have to come to this.

I torture my favorite characters because they live in my head rent free, they never leave me alone, and tortue is the only thing I can think of that might make them stop plauging my every waking moment.

[iamasalmon]

Sometimes, I'll see people debating or arguing history and lore within the Lord Of The Rings series, and I want to know whose actually right, I call my grandmother, who

Is acient and thus all knowing

Rewatches the movies every Christmas

Rereads the books every year (including the simarillion)

Has completely worn down over five SETS of the books in the past 60 years

One time, I asked her why she thought I should read the Simarillion and she clapped het hands, sat down on a kitchen chair, rested her elbows on her knees, said "okay, so-" and proceded to talk for three hours.

My grandmother would pound every single one of you lotr fans into the ground during a trivia competion, and she deserves all the respect in the world for it.

[iamasalmon]

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

[iamasalmon]

trying to start writing again. writing is hard. does anyone on here have any advice on how to just get bloody started? i'm mainly interested (at the moment) on writing dark, queer fantasy. i haven't written in YEARS but i used to do it a lot. need a kick up the arse, truth be told...

[iamasalmon]

Was wishing there was a positivity post for original fiction writers since I see so many about how fanfic writers are doing so much for their communities even when they're not actively writing, and then I thought:

Be the change you want to see in the world.

So this is a positivity post for the writers out here who are working very hard on stories with no established community. Who can't talk about their blorbos and plot lines and brainstorming to anyone and expect them to know what any of it means. Who don't have much to share publicly, but are hoping they will one day.

You're doing a lot of hard work, and I recognize and appreciate what you're putting into the world, even when you're resting.

[iamasalmon]

I torture my favorite characters because they live in my head rent free, they never leave me alone, and tortue is the only thing I can think of that might make them stop plauging my every waking moment.