#mansplain manipulate manwhore

[aikya-kat-44]

Wtf Ao3 😭

Why are people shipping Odysseus and THE FREAKING CYCLOPS.

I swear this one is the precursor to the manwhore au

[blueberrymuffin674]

Tiresias seeing Odysseus' future in the manwhore au

Tiresias: Let me see his future before he gets here

sees the future (this is the manwhore au)

Tiresias: ... I DONT THINK HE NEEDS ME TO EXPLAIN HIS FUTURE..... dang he has great thighs......

[kettlefire]

I need like 15+ hour list of Justice League fics where the premise is "Manipulate, Mansplain, or Manslaughter" a way through whatever trouble and it's just Bruce/Batman always defaulting to Manwhore, and it works.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Without fail.

[babybluecurtains]

Me when I see my bsf talking to the manwhore whose sweatshirts we burned a couple months ago

[phantasm-echo]

Don’t question it just accept it as truth anyway I am a malewife fives truther-

[shyjusticewarrior]

Mansplain (Tim)

Manipulate (Dick)

Manwhore (Jason)

[evaningotham]

dick grayson: why choose between “gaslight gatekeep girlboss” and “mansplain manipulate manwhore” when you can combine them?

dick grayson: gaslight manipulate manwhore

[ilatians]

life tip for the homies

every time i get dressed in the morning i ask myself “would elle woods (girlboss) or klavier gavin (manwhore) be seen wearing this?” and if the answer is no i find something else

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

for science again what's your favourite description of aziraphale's gender

I'm procrastinating lunch for this the brainrot is INSANE what did you do to your mascot good omens fandom WHAT DID YOU DO anyway have this maggots:

god i love that little shit so much

[intellectualbrainrot]

he fucked all those gods so she could peg him again

[fluex23]

what if i made him kiss a boy

[eeviaylxix]

odysseus is the blueprint for anything that doesn't involve his geographical location.

fuck around and find out? odysseus.

mansplain manipulate manwhore? odysseus.

princess, slut, loser? odysseus is somehow all three at once.

he is, however, not the guy to follow if he says he knows a spot. he probably does, but he just doesn't know exactly where it is, and will most likely somehow end up getting lost like ten times before he finds it.

[totallytracted]

light yagami - final boss of mansplain, manipulate manwhore

[my-name-is-bored-and-i-am-amilea]

Ah yes, the three tumors:

Mansplain

Manipulate

Manwhore

[purpleguysimp]

[nano20030601]

Renault nano to clear your skin