#mansplain manipulate manwhore

[melodyartist-blog]

Every time I open Tumblr and I see Odysseus one of the three pops up, should I feel pity, sympathy or feel charmed???

[coquexari]

The sky falls and the tides rise, for Odysseus of Ithaca.

Inspiration taken from: @anniflamma 's sandwich art Enjoy <3

[blueberrymuffin674]

Tiresias seeing Odysseus' future in the manwhore au

Tiresias: Let me see his future before he gets here

sees the future (this is the manwhore au)

Tiresias: ... I DONT THINK HE NEEDS ME TO EXPLAIN HIS FUTURE..... dang he has great thighs......

[aikya-kat-44]

Wtf Ao3 😭

Why are people shipping Odysseus and THE FREAKING CYCLOPS.

I swear this one is the precursor to the manwhore au

[kettlefire]

I need like 15+ hour list of Justice League fics where the premise is "Manipulate, Mansplain, or Manslaughter" a way through whatever trouble and it's just Bruce/Batman always defaulting to Manwhore, and it works.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Without fail.

[zippyskyfalls]

I desperately need Polites/Hades art. Like, those two are gossiping over tea while their friends and family are consistently banging each other.

I'm naming it FallenArms.

There's my Platonic crackship, tag me in art.

[luciosfanpage]

[captainbetonit]

Any man can be a wife, it takes a real man to be a whore

[neonpixel-pixie]

3 YEARS LATER SINCE THIS POST…

because some things changes (and some are still the same). but the real question is if my taste got better or worse …

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ BENNY GECKO [ Fallout New Vegas ]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ PATRICK BATEMAN [ American Psycho ]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ CLAY PUPPINGTON [ Moral Orel ]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ STAN SMITH [ American Dad ]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ SAM TRAPANI [ Mafia Definitive Edition ]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ SONNY CORLEONE [ The Godfather ]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ HANS LANDA [ Inglourious Basterds ]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ STEPHEN STOTCH [ South Park ]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ VITO SCALETTA [ Mafia 2 ]

[phantasm-echo]

Don’t question it just accept it as truth anyway I am a malewife fives truther-

[intellectualbrainrot]

he fucked all those gods so she could peg him again

[shyjusticewarrior]

Mansplain (Tim)

Manipulate (Dick)

Manwhore (Jason)

[atoadinahole]

Neich fandom doodles

[zippyskyfalls]

As you may know, I'm planning on starting an EPIC DnD campaign. One thing I noticed is that TECNICALLY a bard character could try seducing/manwhoring there way out of this... who in epic feels the most like a bard?

SHI-

*rolled an 8*

Polites: Well, Open arms didn't work! Time to use my other strategy

Ody, about to get smited by a cyclops: A-And what would that be???

Polites: Open legs~

[ @4mph1r1t3 felt necessary to tag you for some reason]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

for science again what's your favourite description of aziraphale's gender

I'm procrastinating lunch for this the brainrot is INSANE what did you do to your mascot good omens fandom WHAT DID YOU DO anyway have this maggots:

god i love that little shit so much