#mansplain manipulate manwhore

[coquexari]

The sky falls and the tides rise, for Odysseus of Ithaca.

Inspiration taken from: @anniflamma 's sandwich art Enjoy <3

[blueberrymuffin674]

Tiresias seeing Odysseus' future in the manwhore au

Tiresias: Let me see his future before he gets here

sees the future (this is the manwhore au)

Tiresias: ... I DONT THINK HE NEEDS ME TO EXPLAIN HIS FUTURE..... dang he has great thighs......

[kettlefire]

I need like 15+ hour list of Justice League fics where the premise is "Manipulate, Mansplain, or Manslaughter" a way through whatever trouble and it's just Bruce/Batman always defaulting to Manwhore, and it works.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Without fail.

[shinedoitsulikeabright]

See, the trick is that he's all three at once.

Every time I open Tumblr and I see Odysseus one of the three pops up, should I feel pity, sympathy or feel charmed???

[aikya-kat-44]

Wtf Ao3 😭

Why are people shipping Odysseus and THE FREAKING CYCLOPS.

I swear this one is the precursor to the manwhore au

[luciosfanpage]

[zippyskyfalls]

I desperately need Polites/Hades art. Like, those two are gossiping over tea while their friends and family are consistently banging each other.

I'm naming it FallenArms.

There's my Platonic crackship, tag me in art.

[captainbetonit]

Any man can be a wife, it takes a real man to be a whore

[phantasm-echo]

Don’t question it just accept it as truth anyway I am a malewife fives truther-

[intellectualbrainrot]

he fucked all those gods so she could peg him again

[shyjusticewarrior]

Mansplain (Tim)

Manipulate (Dick)

Manwhore (Jason)

[fluex23]

what if i made him kiss a boy

[atoadinahole]

Neich fandom doodles

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

for science again what's your favourite description of aziraphale's gender

I'm procrastinating lunch for this the brainrot is INSANE what did you do to your mascot good omens fandom WHAT DID YOU DO anyway have this maggots:

god i love that little shit so much

[doorknobinmyayuss]

Alastors idea of home decor: