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The Man who is Not Tall and The Man who is Not Short and their Labyrinth crates mentioned in year 12 finale and year 13 premiere, and I hope hope hope that means FOW news or a new book because PLEASE
#i just recently rebought the FOW novel and it came signed so umm she's speaking to me guys#that was a good filler episode though :)#anyone else feel like the roadkill person in a bloodstained argyle sweater vest was Kevin?#okay okay I'll shut up#BUT ALSO FINALLY NEWS ABOUT THE RPG IT'S BEEN LITERALLY A YEAR#wtnv#welcome to night vale#wtnv spoilers#wtnv 251#man who is not tall#man who is not short#i am choosing to believe we are so back
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finally watched Reign of the Supermen
#kon is three apples tall.... good luck getting anyone to call you superman when you look like you should be in middle school#the second pic was inspired by that scene where lois is on the phone w steel and kon is peeking over her shoulder#superboy#conner kent#john henry irons#man of steel#lois lane#reign of the supermen#rots was fun bc i knew kon and steels situations but had no idea what visor and cyborg supes had going on#so i was like IS it him...? no.... it cant be....#it was funny when he was like please. just call me superman.#like even if he was the actual genuine clark kent back as a cyborg bbgirl youre not going to shake 'cyborg superman'#superman#digital art#comic#comics#dcamu#dc#dc comics#2024#id in alt#also why is lois dressed like asami in the finale#and for the record steel is the most respectable of the titular supermen cause like#he wasnt trying to pass himself off as clark he was literally just a dude who was inspired to be a clearly separate superhero#i mean you could make a claim of copyright infringement cause of the S but in his defense it was a symbol of hope & clark was dead sooo
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Thats so fucking funny. goddammit
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Wade: *stroking Logan’s hair* you’re so tiny.
Logan: *sleepily* I could beat the shit out of you.
Wade: *lovingly* I know.
#sorry if someone did this already#short wolverine truther#as a man who stands at 5ft tall I need him to be short and deadly#represent#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#james howlett#james logan howlett#wade winston wilson#peanutbub#deadclaws#poolverine#wolverpool#incorrect quotes
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it is once again tallchuck tuesday from the obligatory "they're a group that plays D&D together" AU
Chilchuck about to ruin the DM's entire week
btw, highly recommending Zaddy Earth beard oil to hirsute men with curly hair
#tallchuck tuesday#tallchucktuesday#dungeon meshi au#dungeon meshi#chilaios#if you squint#for someone who loves him as a small scrungly creature i sure do draw him as a tall scrungly man a lot
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i drew the sad tall man who's guilty of many crimes for his birthday!
#fire emblem#fire emblem engage#fe mauvier#fe17#my art#i love sad tall man who's guilty of many crimes#my kinda guy#along with stoic tall man with no sense of humor#they kinda coincide i know lol
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college au
Meryl is NOT the first person Vash visited and Wolfwood has had enough embarrassment for the day
and unofficially wife-d up with paper rings (congratulations!)
Vash holding Wolfwood's hands, realising that it's not as calloused, no, in fact, it's soft. Unharmed. Safe. And he's holding it. Both of his hands are holding it. And those hands are exchanging something as fragile as a paper ring, far off from what they're usually accustomed of holding in the past...
(He's holding Wolfwood's hand, he thinks again. It's soft. He wonders if he deserves to hold them.)
Except it's no longer the past, Vash knows that, and now they're here, the flimsy rings weighing heavy with the promise of tomorrows he could never hope or dream of having before. It's so comical to the point of bringing tears to his eyes.
If anyone had seen him crying that day he's blaming it on the damned ring.
(a.k.a. the college/reincarnation au, "we deserve a soft epilogue" ending I desperately need)
#trigun#trigun stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vash the stampede#vashwood#meryl stryfe#it actually started from a jealousy prompt but my playlist changes 3 times so and it went from silly to pain#the whole idea actually came from me accidentally calling a 6ft tall fictional man ''my wife'' to peers who are neither chronically online#nor knowledgable in internet lingo and they asked ''so he's a girl?'' in the most careful tone ever I almost want to bury myself undergroun#myuminjiart
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before mirage of scales: I NEED YAKUYA EVENT
after mirage of scales: ah. um. i . i don't need yakuya event so much, anymo.re... hah..a...
#ahahahahah nah i still want yakuya event#don't get me wrong#i'm glad we get to have serious event with the 😨 truths comin out#so of course i am very grateful for this...very engaging event... that made me feel things...#BUT FOR TRUESIES THEY REALLY PLAYED ME#ohhhh i was so delusional.#thinking that kuya and yakumo together would be hilarious and full of comedy and silly and goofy powerplays#no. no they only let me have a little lick of it in desert island knockout#because they were NOT GOING TO BE EXPLORED IN-DEPTH#but ohhhhh hohohoho if these two get a whole event together? with details? guess we're gonna have to go HEAVY#you wanted a funtime with yokai senior bullying his freakishly tall junior who doesn't feel senior's true malice??#no. no you get bitter elder saying a big I TOLD YOU SO to the naive younglings full of hope and watery eyes#kuya's eyes drickin dry as sahara. sand. you can HEAR the particles scrape against each other#every time he blinks and squints with extreme disdain#i'm sorry for both of you#neither of you was having a good time on that island#kuya's fists were clenched on the arms of the chair he was posed upon#man's THIS close to incinerating the entire island#and yakumo's just. yakumo.#*sits there with my yakumo doll and kuya doll just staring at each other*#the profound sadness has returned...#mirage of scales#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival yakumo#nu carnival eiden
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Incorrect, the fact that Biden has dropped out and a candidate with history of supporting medicare for all and being more receptive to a ceasefire in the I/P conflict has made me go from "I cannot morally support the Democratic nominee" to "I am voting for the Democratic nominee despite the fact she isn't perfect in every respect." I'm really happy this played out. The Dems for the most part abandoned the old Obama platform and it feels like its possible an actual progressive agenda could come to pass in my lifetime.
Kamala 2024!
If you weren't going to vote Democratic in this election before Biden dropped out you're a dorkass loser who does not care about any of the issues you're yammering about here and also a fundamentally bad person, and I hope you get run over by a bus.
But you got one thing right in all of this gibberish, Kamala 2024.
#personal#answered#anonymous#i mean let's be clear here no president is gonna attempt to be progressive ever again within my lifetime#because joe biden tried to do like 25% of that and got ZERO fucking credit#he did so much on healthcare on reform on loans on so many social issues and for all his litany of failings on i/p#he has been distinctly harsher on netanyahu than a good chunk of dems and certainly the entire republican party#for the first time since i was four we are not involved in any wars as americans and that is thanks to joe biden#but the thing is that he gets no credit for any of it!#him pulling out of afghanistan caused his approvals to tank in a way that never recovered#and leftists gave him FUCK ALL for it#they gave him nothing they just continued whining that even tho he cancelled a bajillion in student loans#he didn't actually cancel a QUADRILLION dollars so both parties are the same and voting is the most arduous task known to man#no democrat who is running is going to forget that catering to leftist/progressive policies gets them zero leeway with those supporters#that it not only tanks numbers but you still get constant haranguing about it anyway#so they're not gonna do it#we are gonna get fuckall for at least a good fifty years#and anything we get will be utterly in SPITE of people like you anon it will happen in spite of everything you've done#mostly because of people like me and mine who understand that voting is the bare minimum#and that for the democratic process to work the way you want it to you need to participate and not pitch a fucking fit#like a four year old who was told they can't go to disney this weekend#like i know you ratfuckers are happy this played out because this is all a game to you and you don't actually care#but that's why i've got zero faith in you people and why i'm glad it's my kind of folks#actual die hard democrats who have always been hardliners for supporting democrats in every possible election#who are picking up the slack and donating to harris and supporting her agenda#which is the exact same as biden's because she's his vice president and they share they same platform#because that's what they were both running on! twice!#anyway fuck you please feel free to find a necktie and test how tall your doorframe is
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MAN WHO IS NOT TALL AND MAN WHO IS NOT SHORT AND LABYRINTH MENTIONED AHHH MY FAVORITE BOOK THAT I NO LONGER OWN
#sorry i have a tendency to focus on tiny silly things to avoid processing the whole of the episode#wtnv#welcome to night vale#wtnv spoilers#wtnv 250#man who is not tall#man who is not short
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[ read part one w/ price here ! ]
reader who would rather skydive without a parachute than have their self sufficiency questioned vs cod men [ 2 / ? ]
könig assumed that when you invited him to bake with you, it was going to be a cute little activity for the two of you to do. a simple afternoon in your kitchen, making some baked goods to enjoy later.
he could not be more fucking wrong. you bake up a storm, leaving trails of flour, baking soda, sugar and whatever other substances you've used in your wake. you also seem to be eyeballing every single measurement. it's chaos. he's never seen a more disorganized process of making red velvet cupcakes.
the worst part is, könig can't seem to understand why he's even there.
"hey can you pass me th— nevermind, i got it." you say, standing on the tips of your toes to reach a bag of chocolate chips which was just a little too high. he's just a whole 6'10 ft of useless, standing in your kitchen, and getting in the way.
so instead of waiting for instructions, he choses to make himself helpful by attempting to clean as you bake. it works smoothly for the most part. he wipes up any milk you've spilt on the counter, places a batter covered spoon in the sink to be washed later (not before taking a little taste of course... and mess be damned, you're good at baking even if the sample he got was raw), and moves the bowls you don't quite need yet out of the way.
everything is going fine. you're talking to him like this is the most calming activity on earth and he's replying with little hums of acknowledgement and nods as he swiftly tries to get a little more batter from the whisk you've just stopped using.
"hey— no. you're gonna get sick. there's raw egg in there." you chide, just as he's about to sneak a lick. he wonders how you even noticed, considering you seem to be using 110% of your concentration on filling up the cupcake liners with just enough batter for each cupcake to be roughly the same size, which happens to be the only semblance of consistency you've had this entire baking session.
"i'm not going to die because of a little batter." he counters, amused by your concern. he can't help but chuckle.
you snort, rolling your eyes. "famous last words of an impatient man."
eventually, your baking frenzy subsides. the red velvet cupcakes are cooled after being pulled fresh out of the oven, you've made an insanely good homemade cream cheese icing to go on top (which you begrudgingly allow him one taste of. one.), and it's time to decorate. you've piped on most of the icing already, but the unsatisfied stare you give your baked goods allows him to piece together it isn't over yet.
"i think these need sprinkles." you murmur after a moment. your eyes glance around and eventually land on possibly the highest shelf in the kitchen. where the sprinkles just so happen to be. he tries to supress laughter when he sees the disbelief on your face. "motherfu—"
"i will get it." könig interrupts, stepping towards the shelf. you step in front of him, blocking him from getting there, hauling a chair with you.
"nope. won't need to. 'm innovative." he watches you set up the chair and get ready to climb up— only to gently grab your forearm and tug you back.
"famous last words of a stupid person." he scoffs, echoing your words from earlier.
you shoot him an exasperated look as you wriggle out of his grasp.
"c'mon, i do this like, what— all the time? hasn't killed me yet." you say, pointing at the shelf. "it's not that high. i'll just climb up to reach it."
"or you could swallow your pride and allow me to get it."
"and what fun would that be?"
he sighs at your response, rubbing the bridge of his nose as he mutters something to himself. probably in german. not like you could hear. you were too busy staring up at the shelf and getting the chair set up.
on one hand, könig wants to help to prevent you from potentially falling and eating shit, but on the other, he knows you well enough to understand there's no stopping you. so instead, he settles for a compromise.
könig moves the chair out of the way.
"i said, i'm getting it by myself. i kinda need the chair for that." you huff, glancing back at him, only to watch as he lowers himself, arms wrapping around your legs. "hey wh—"
before you can process, you're hoisted up into the air with a startling ease.
"alright," he isn't even trying to hide his smirk as he lifts you up, high enough to reach the shelf, "you can get it."
#val's 💭#cod mw2#cod mwii#cod warzone#call of duty#könig#könig x reader#he'll literally b ur personal ladder idk what to say#he's strong. and tall. might as well make the most out of it#i've actually had severe könig brainrot and honestly as someone who dgaf abt this man usually itz a welcome change#hes such a kyutie :33
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#tumblr polls#polls#Sorry if the wording is weird. I thought ''be considered X where I live'' would make the most sense since 'tallness' or etc. is sort of#subjective to the people around you or your specific culture/area/etc. And if I just said ''I'm tall'' or ''I'm short'' then#the response might be 'well how do I define whether I'm tall or not?'' or etc. But then most people could probably look#at the people around them in daily life they interact with and compare based on that to get a more literal idea or something#..ANYWAY.. lol.. as usual just thought of some random thing and was like.. hrmm... i wonder what the most common#feeling about that would be.#personally I'm not even short but I just want to be really really tall... like... 7 feet tall or something. In a fantasy world type of way#of course. so like a super tall elf creature. More realistically I suppose you get health problems past a certain point#so maybe I'd be happy with 6'2“ or so.#Absolutely no hate towards people with this preference but I've always had trouble understanding the idea of wanting to be shorter#so you're Small And Cute or this and that. or whatever the base reason is. I suppose I would understand it from a surivval prespective#maybe you want to be able to hide in your environment easier and blend into a crowd. I personally would like people to be inspired to run#away from me when they see me though gjhbj#In an average grocery store or something just a normal day but then some 8 foot tall wizard man walks in and so everyone#kind of backs away slowly = yaaay I get the aisle all to myself and can shop for my produce in peace.#(except for the fact that there's a subsection of people who would intepret it as spectacle and would run towards instead of away#and pull out their dumbass phones to film Weird Thing Happening. in which case. spell of 'phone melts into molten plastic in your hands#stop filming strangers in public without their consent' be cast upon ye. )
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“Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. We can howl together, and wake the very gods.”
prince daemon and ser duncan 🎻🌳
#my silly guys i love them sm#man who is head over heels and man whose brain is filled with static#daemon blackfyre ii#/#john the fiddler#duncan the tall#asoiaf#dunk and egg#my art#extra tags:#house blackfyre#a song of ice and fire#valyrianscrolls#fanart#the mystery knight#a knight of the seven kingdoms#not technically ship art but its daemon so
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Look at this adorable comparison between half-foot and tall-man baby sizes!
I love how the half-foot dad is so protective of his baby when the tall-man dad is holding them! AND LOOK HOW TEENY THE HALF-FOOT BABY IS!!!!
The tall-man baby side-eye is also amazing.
#I am seriously losing my shit looking at the half-foot baby and how itsy-bitsy they are#that is insanely cute#the tall-man baby's mistrust of the half foot is also hilarious#idk it they aren't comfortable with how the half-foot is holding them#or if its just a “who the fuck are you” look#discovering this at a time of peak broodiness was not good for my sanity#kui's extras are amazing!#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#half foots#tall-men dunmeshi
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Next Dark Night in Ba Sing Se part! Is! Fully outlined!
...And so is the majority of series in lesser detail because oops my hand slipped.
#this is the Oops My Hand Slipped Series#so that's only appropriate#it's not the Cabbage Man and Toph part I was wrong that comes later#this is the Rookie With A Li Is Prince Zuko Conspiracy Board Gets Partnered With Li (Who Is Prince Zuko Oh God He's Going To Die) buddy fic#just some wholesome fear of death for everyone#going to let the outline percolate a little to make sure I didn't miss any plot threads#maybe writing later in the month? we'll see#going to go putz in my garden now the weather is beautiful and I need to kill the horrible creeping grass before I can plant#I have decided on ignoring the creeping charlie this year if it stays low and plays nice with the real plants than I can just#not stress about it for every after#I'VE GOT MY EYES ON YOU CREEPING CHARLIE#BEHAVE YOURSELF#the grass does NOT behave itself it gets tall and gives me PAPERCUTS and TICKS#DIE GRASS DIE
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Geno rooting for the Flyers, and especially Fedotov, who also had a hard experience leaving Russia for the NHL 😭😭😭
#every team needs an extremely tall man who has seen the horrors#evgeni malkin#ivan fedotov#philadephia flyers#pittsburgh penguins
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