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fisheito · 2 months ago

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before mirage of scales: I NEED YAKUYA EVENT

after mirage of scales: ah. um. i . i don't need yakuya event so much, anymo.re... hah..a...

#ahahahahah nah i still want yakuya event #don't get me wrong #i'm glad we get to have serious event with the 😨 truths comin out #so of course i am very grateful for this...very engaging event... that made me feel things...#BUT FOR TRUESIES THEY REALLY PLAYED ME #ohhhh i was so delusional.#thinking that kuya and yakumo together would be hilarious and full of comedy and silly and goofy powerplays #no. no they only let me have a little lick of it in desert island knockout #because they were NOT GOING TO BE EXPLORED IN-DEPTH #but ohhhhh hohohoho if these two get a whole event together? with details? guess we're gonna have to go HEAVY #you wanted a funtime with yokai senior bullying his freakishly tall junior who doesn't feel senior's true malice??#no. no you get bitter elder saying a big I TOLD YOU SO to the naive younglings full of hope and watery eyes #kuya's eyes drickin dry as sahara. sand. you can HEAR the particles scrape against each other #every time he blinks and squints with extreme disdain #i'm sorry for both of you #neither of you was having a good time on that island #kuya's fists were clenched on the arms of the chair he was posed upon #man's THIS close to incinerating the entire island #and yakumo's just. yakumo.#*sits there with my yakumo doll and kuya doll just staring at each other*#the profound sadness has returned...#mirage of scales #nu carnival kuya #nu carnival yakumo #nu carnival eiden

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sabo-torao · 2 months ago

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the brief spoilers for one piece chapter 1126 are out and wdym the east blue crew + chopper disappeared with the sunny right before reaching elbaf. and nami wakes up in a "weird room"? and. again. it's the first six members of the straw hats. we are probably getting an ARABASTA CREW focused chapter soon. this cannot be random

#PLUS these are the only straw hats (excluded chopper) who were present at little garden when elbaf was first mentioned #alongside. say it all with me... VIVI #im trying so hard not to be delusional but holy shit #what is even happening #im shaking #one piece 1126 #one piece spoilers #op spoilers #fool screams #ALSO BART???? BART IS BACK?????#shanks should go THE FUCK away and leave bart alone.#jealous of the bartolomeo pirates? go eat rocks deadbeats #ohhh i cant stand the red haired pirates SORRY😇😇#EDIT: HOW DID I NOT THINK ABOUT THE MAN MARKED BY THE FLAMES #OHHHH IM SO NOT READY #THE FULL CHAPTER CANT COME SOON ENOUFH

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obliviouskara · 3 months ago

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To add on top of your HC can you imagine that lena finally after months cures Kara and finally restores her memories and she has the old Kara back, but she's spent so much time and energy that she's just exhausted and doesn't want to deal with the mess that is her life in national city anymore so she just fly's off somewhere, maybe to Sams or off to some island in the middle of nowhere, Kara being Kara tries to get her to stay or follows her trying to get back into Lena's good graces but Lena is just done with her.

Do we make it so Kara wishes she didn't get her memories back so she doesn't have to suffer the heart break of Lena leaving her

Or do we make it a happy ending where Lena does eventually come back to national city and they start over

Also do you think Kara would remember the time where she lost her memories

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omg omg omg

that would be too heartbreaking for my small fragile heart to handle anon but yes, the angst would be ✨chef's kiss✨ i could see it though. lena being emotionally drained after everything because the entire situation itself would be too much for a normal human being to handle.

since ive always been a sucker for happy endings, i'll definitely be leaning towards that. kara would definitely remember the whole thing, both from when she didn't have her memories and how much lena wanted kara to remember which makes it all the more devastating when lena would start to push her away again once she gets her memories back. it leaves kara confused about the hot and cold and finds herself wishing she never got her memory back so much so that she tries to recreate the same incident that might have caused her to lose her memory in the first place of course lena would stop her and boom love confession. the end. haha

so to answer your question, we can get both bc supercorp has always been a mixture of angsty and happy endings. haha

#jessanswers #tag: anon #ohhhh i love when people feed into my delusional world #like yes #come join me #so this might materialize into something #what something idk #supercorp

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photmath · 1 year ago

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Searching up Kylian on Twitter is like going down a rabbit hole, and suddenly an hour passes and you’re on conspiracy pages translating Arabic and French 😂

#if fab announces that psg believe mbappe has already agreed to rm for free in 2024 one more im going to snort #kylian mbappe #never a dull moment though I will give them that #some of their memes are funny #if you think you’re delusional #think again!#ohhhh but their edits >> so good 🤌🏼🤌🏼#you're either on lion gif side or sison #no inbetween

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automatic-midnight · 7 months ago

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My biased, really unpopular take is that I think rit/su/maya is an objectively boring ship.

#just to be clear I don’t hate it there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the ship it’s just such a nothing burger to me #like ok yes without a doubt Maya has a crush on Ritusko absolutely this is backed up by canon material #but from Ritsukos side the most the viewer comes away with is that Ritsuko holds mayas skills in decently high regard #a few moments of friendly chit chat and that’s it #it would be one thing if we actually saw Ritsukos more personal opinions on Maya but we never see that so fandom has to fill in the blanks #and now barring that all aside it’s just a ship dynamic even when fleshed out in fanon that im not intrigued by #in a show where the characters are so messy and terrible the ship feels so out of place #ohhhh Maya could fix Ritsuko NO she could not #the only way I could find the ship interesting is if you get weird with it #like focus on the inherent power imbalance of a boss and an employee how would they deal with that?#how would things change as the show progresses and Maya realizes Rituskos blurred morals #how would the ship work with Gendo in the picture? how would Maya actually help ritusko overcome her issues and deep rooted problems #and even with all that being said it’s just not interesting to me #Maya doesn’t have enough going as a character for me to care to ship her with Ritsuko #this is partly why I like misaritsu so much #you know so much about their individual characters and their dynamics that it’s easy to expand it further into hypothesizing #their relationship in a romantic light #evangelion #like misato and Ritsuko are individually super well written fleshed our characters and on top of that put in moments like the elevator scene #or Ritsukos flashback to talking about when Misato hooked up with Kaji for a week #or just every time Ritsuko looks at Misato if you really want to reach #there so many moments of good characterization between them that it’s so easy to ship them #the point I’ll give to ritsu/Maya is that the one sided crush is 100% intentional and implied in canon #Misato and Ritsukos relationship (as far as I’m aware) was never intended to be romantic or queer coded or anything like that #i’m not delusional #I don’t think anno or sadamoto was writing subtextual nuclear toxic yuri when they were thinking about Misato and ritsukos relationship #no one was in the writing room saying “oh boy I can’t wait to write subtext about how comphet Ritsuko is in unrequited love with Misato”#I’m not that far gone but purely from a potential ship perspective misaritsu has so much more going for it #asu/rei too that’s another super interesting f/f ship that people ignore #asurei isn’t my do or die ship but that’s a ship that’s genuinely super interesting to think about as a potential romantic relationship

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havarticheese · 1 year ago

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Every day is just another raging battle to resist the Devil's sirensong (cutting my hair). My current hair is my brand. its not worth it. its not worth it. (affirmations)

#cheesemonger #plus with my current hair my face can be HIDDEN!#in a side profile #when i move it out of the way i get too gutsy #and also keeping it long feels like yeah im not even trying. whereas cutting it short is like ohhhh youre trying to make a Gender Statement #i see how it is #i feel i come off more androgynous to the people when my hair is longer #long hair in a riddler from ryo flashbacks kind of way do you get me #i really do look like that #googly glasses too. i feel like ive perfected my look in terms of its alignment to my personality like what you see really IS what you get #but i....i ....#i have this lying scheming voice preying in my mind that says i would look SO HOT with short hair #mine dusky curls #calm down you are NOT the abbe de coulm!er you are DELUSIONAL!

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todayisafridaynight · 2 years ago

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friend airdropped me pictures of sawashiro this morning which reminded me i wanted to ramble bout the fact the vest he wears in 2019 has a snakeskin pattern

#snap chats #firefox crashed and effectively deleted this post but fuck you im typing it again im mentally ill #but yar no as soon as i opened twitter i got a dm from him and it was free sawashiro pics #and then i rtd it and forgot i did so when i saw the post on my tl again some demon posssessed me to impulsively tuck my hair behind my ear #then i laughed aloud to myself at 6AM like a normal and well adjusted individual #even goofier when i was making this post one of my priv besties liked my tweet where i mentioned this so. signs im sawashiroposting today #OK BUT BACK ON TOPIC HI GOOD MORNING #i remember the first time i realized he wore a vest it's when i was making that sawashiro sword drawin #and just thinkin 'wow the fuck' and being cofused on what the pattern was but still thinkin it was cute yeah #well with my latest comic for some reaso i just felt compelled to look up his 2019 suit's textures #and sure i found the alligator pattern like i thought i would but i also found a snakeskin one which had me like ??#but looking at the color of it and looking at the color of his vest i was like OHHHH IT'S HIS VEST'S TEXTURE #unless me staying up to 3AM had me even more delusional than usual #anyway i already thought the vest was cute in of itself but the fact it's snakeskin.. hehe #it just make me think of arakawa 😔 is that why you got the snakeskin vest jo #you're legally disallowed from hanging out with arakawa and everyone else now cause you gotta tend to your son #travesty. tragedy even. it's a nice vest

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littlemuppetmonsters · 2 years ago

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Im just going to say it bc it doesnt seem like anyone else will you teen wolf sterek bitches are insane and you need to move the fuck on

#I never thought sterek was that popular even tf are they going on about #Also um?????????#Are we just not going to acknowledge the age gap????#Stiles was Literally In High School #I just think its funny that theyre like ohhhh its just like destiel #Baby its not even close #Not that destiel is good in my humble opinion it is Also Bad #but pretending that some flop tv show's flop movie had and is having anywhere near the cultural impact of those two homos on spn #is delusional and crazy.#And just so we're clear i say this as someone who watched almost all of teen wolf and more than half of supernatural

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maraczeks · 3 months ago

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#nothing is going to stop me from being so so delusional🫂🫂🫂🫂#not to be redundant but a hug from her would literally fix me #aug 14 2024 #aug 18 2024 #girls.......... WE WON #oh i never thought this day would come i literally forgot i sent them to her and the way i shot out of ed like ohhhh #SHE IS LITERALLY JUST A GIRL oh my gawd

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kavehater · 4 months ago

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I hate ppl like this

#leave the canon ones alone … okay trend hopper #also need I remind you that woman in the later slide is a woman uhhh #and can we quit pretending the moment you’re gay you’re suddenly feminine cause what in the stereotyping is that 😬#ugh so insufferable it’s always the delusional ones #I don’t even like aven like that but I will start self shipping with him just to spite ppl like this ooooh women scary LMFAO #dora daily #like head canons are fine but it’s suddenly delusion that prompts them to be canon huh #I hateeeeee when ppl lie and be delusional ughhhh stupidity is infectious and I can’t #and then when ppl of another ship usually a straight one give their own (might I say delusional) evidence too it’s suddenly omg yall are #homophobic … no … although I don’t ship anyone yall are intelligence phobic #I swear Dr ratio I get him sm everyone here is stupid !#head canons are fine but to shove your own delusional head canons down others throats bruh I will end you these ppl are insufferable period #I never saw anyone hold the same energy for that guy from hazbin hotel or whatever it’s called the aroace guy #but oh it’s only an issue if it’s a gay issue actually STFU #these hoyo charas are all UNLABELED #yet the ones who truly are labelled even more so a label with ZERO rep yall conveniently have a very popular ship #might I add it’s mlm proving the fetishisation #so help me if I find a person like this irl this is brain rot #it’s so freaking hilarious the cynari shippers suddenly quaking scrambling for oh it was a mistranslation when they said they’re like #brothers IN CANON BTW ohhhh yall are so stupid and delusional and insufferable I bet you guys smell ☠️#and that’s how you know it’s fetishising cause even tho they stated in canon they’re like brothers you still violently ship them … okay #— proshippers ☠️👍

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afterglowsainz · 1 month ago

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we used to have more pt. 4 | oscar piastri, pato o’ward

part 1 part 2 part 3

pairing: oscar piastri x reader, pato o’ward x reader

summary: where a talk in a hotel room and a work trip to mexico make things clear for you

fc: different girls from pinterest

warnings: mentions of toxic relationships

a/n: ahhh sorry it took me a while to post this! but finally here it is the last part of this mini series that i loved creating <3 thank you so so much for supporting it the way you did, all the comments, reblogs and likes meant the world to me while writing it💗

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username y/n i know you wanted to stay in america but you can at least act a little bit more excited to be back 😭

username the fact it was sunny all weekend and she posted a pic of the only HOUR of rain is diabolical

declanmurray you can at least pretend

yourusername i’m not contractually obligated to

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username idc she’s down MOTHER IS BACK

oscarpiastri happy you’re back! ❤️

username chat when the guy you’re off and on for years says he’s happy you’re back how to do you react?

username ohhh but we’re having THE fashion icon that is y/n again at the paddock i cannot complain

patriciooward have fun!

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username pls the way she ignored oscar so severely 😭

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username every photo was whiplash after whiplash

username incredibly cute and incredibly hot

username don’t push girls

username i am that cookie actually

username i need him in a way that’s concerning for feminism

yourusername boys 🥹

patriciooward miss you!

username no they are my parents

username oscar i was rooting for you but now … i’m not so sure

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yourusername the prodigal son returns home 🇲🇽

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username omg is this a hard launch??? what is this !!!

username patoooo 💖

username the way you can see everything about her posting changed since she arrived in mexico

username is it wrong to assume it’s because she’s with pato again? 😩

username pato and y/n in mexico is everything

username ohhhh oscar reaaaally fumbled this time

username nahhh im being delusional thinking oscar still has an opportunity (pls y/n give him a chance 😩)

username well, at least she’s posting again 🥳

patriciooward ☀️

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f1gossip indycar and mclaren’s reserve driver patricio o’ward was seen last night having dinner and sharing a kiss with f1 community manager y/n y/l/n

it has been rumored for a few years that she was on a relationship on and off with mclaren’s oscar piastri, but it was never confirmed as the driver kept going back to his exgirlfriend

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username not oscar catching strays 😭😭

f1gossip 🤷🏽‍♀️

username honestly i can’t be mad about this. she deserves someone who makes her happy and pato obviously likes her. they look good together 💗

username THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE

username someone check on oscar 😩

username watch him go back to his exgirlfriend after hearing the news 🙄

username genuinely hoping he doesn’t do that otherwise he’s just reinforcing y/n’s decision of moving on

username anddd that relationship CANNOT be healthy, for either of them

username i knew they were together from day one, y’all were just blinded by oscar

username because they’re meant to be 😭😭

username in another life perhaps!

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username ahhh the masters of hard launching i’m so here for this

username THE DRESS

username i don’t know if i wanna be pato or y/n in this situation

username okay don’t rub it in 😭

miguelsossa where’s my photo creds for the second one? 🤨

patriciooward 📷: miguelsossa

miguelsossa thanks it means a lot make sure to pin that comment so everyone can see

username pls why did i thought y/n and pato went out without the whole gang 😭

declanmurray HAH don’t make me laugh

milesbaldwin we do leave them alone sometimes

patriciooward …

lissiemackintosh 😮

username speechless at this

username i’m sure pato is a saint because dealing with y/n’s friends must be a handful 🙏🏽

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patriciooward how’s the weather now? :)

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i-care-4u · 5 months ago

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the boy is mine ✹ carlos sainz

SOCIAL MEDIA AU

PAIR: CARLOS SAINZ X SINGER!READER

FACECLAIM: ARIANA GRANDE [she/her]

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED | MASTERLIST

A/N: okay but penn and ariana in that video 😍😍😍 anyway i’m back with my social media aus

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honeymoonavenue oh that boy is definitely yours

yourfanbase.wildin DIV-I-I-I-INE

sabrinacarpenter cutie

anyataylorjoy my true lover

brandy 🤍🤍🤍

lizgillz she's taking it alright

user1 WHO IS THE GUY

user2 nonstop serving

user3 how many words are in sunshine

↳ user4 user3 ATEEEEEE

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f1 Monaco always brings the stars out 🤩

#F1 #Formula1 #MonacoGP

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ynfanburner SO WHO IS ACTUALLY THE MAN Y/N?

↳ user1 ynfanburner you guys are investigating this as if she got a baby daddy 😭

ynnation y/n, nicholas galitzine, and carlos sainz in the same place??? ohhhh something is telling me that it’s either one of them

user2 MBAPPE 🤩🤩🤩

user3 got to love anya ❤️❤️❤️

brighterdaysln oh miss y/n is in monaco, which means business

itookasampleofynsfragrance CARLOS SAINZ IS IN THE MUSIC VIDEO

thankuln now we’re getting closer to seeing him making that cameo

↳ user4 thankuln and these people be the same ones that called us delusional 😔 look at us now

user5 here for monaco gp ❌ here to see y/n and sainz ✅

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f1 Their victory is div-i-i-i-ine ❤️

#F1 #Formula1 #MonacoGP

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ordinarythings did they just quoted y/n?

↳ honeyisneedy ordinarythings carlos sainz in the boy is mine music video? i think yeah

f1forever best duo! ❤️

ferraribabe i’m going to miss csquared soon

etrnlsnshne no way the f1 account admin just spoiled the surprise for us y/n fans

user1 my boys won!!!

user2 i’m so proud of leclerc, home victory! ❤️🍾

user3 it’s been a long time coming ❤️🤍

slightlytruestory i’m living for the y/n lyric

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ynlnupdates Y/n L/n spotted with Carlos Sainz after celebrating his victory at the Monaco Grand Prix, May 26, 2024.

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lnhoney i don’t even watch formula one, but what happened?

↳ vanillayn lnhoney it is rumoured that carlos sainz will be the leading man in her next music video

user1 now i need to see him in that video and i can live in peace

ynsangels in the words of hannah montana, i got the best of both worlds

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carlossainz55 The boy may be yours but the pleasure was all mine yourusername thank you for inviting me into your orbit for a moment & christhedirector for building a little world to play. Hey ma I’m in a music video! And in the presence of brandy and monicadenise ?? Honored to be alongside these icons ❤️❤️

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yourusername this is a dream come true to me! once again, i’m so honored to meet you. 🤍

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sweetenernsour i was supposed to be in the music video (i wasn’t)

sain55 BRO IS LOOKING A LITTLE TOO GOOD

user1 whatever y/n is feeding this man, it’s working cause he’s so fine 😍😍😍

↳ leclercspassengerprincess user1 go clock in and go watch some f1! you’ll love it i promise 😄

whatthesainz bisexuals won today!

https.ferrari IM SO JEALOUS OF BOTH OF YOU

user2 real question is…who’s the smooth operator here?

hamiltonsbabe CARLOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE QUEEN 😂

carlandoo we got y/n and carlos sainz collab before gta 6

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merakiui · 2 months ago

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Mera i scientifically need u to sort twst and the kinds of hybrid girls they would want (cat, puppy, bunny, etc....)

(*-`ω´- )人 hehehehehehe yes... YES. My research has been for this very moment!!!!!! These are my thoughts:

Riddle - horse girl

Trey - puppy girl (Golden Retriever)

Cater - pig girl,, maybe a teacup pig girl. They go very viral on Magicam these days!!! A cute pig girl who is so much shorter than him!!! The height difference will totally get him to trending, but also he adores you. You're so cute!!!

Ace - hamster girl

Deuce - puppy girl (German Shepherd)

Leona - maybe a fennec fox girl or a mouse girl...... (reference to Scar and the mouse from the movie) or a girl who could beat him in a fight,, maybe a cheetah girl

Ruggie - antelope girl

Jack - bunny girl or snow leopard girl

Azul - hear me out..... I think Azul would like a catgirl. She grows on him. Does she ruin all of his documents? Yes. Is she a threat to the pristine interior design of the lounge? Absolutely. But ohhhh does he love you. You're so mischievous and you get on his nerves, but you're so cute and you always seek him out when you want his attention and affection.

Jade - an animal who could kill him,,, maybe a polar bear girl or a sloth bear girl. Jade shows up to the function with a dangerous beastgirl (who only views him as food) who he loves more than anything in the world. <3 if you see her chewing on his arm, that's just a sign of affection (delusional, masochistic eel).

Floyd - ferret girl

Kalim - bird girl (an exotic bird like a macaw)

Jamil - snake girl (naga)

Vil - panther girl

Rook - bird girl (a bird of prey like a falcon)

Epel - hucow (cow girl)

Idia - cat girl

Malleus - I feel like Mal would enjoy a cat girl,,, a soft, sweet, and shy cat girl who is skittish around everyone else except him.

Lilia - definitely a nocturnal animal of some sort,,, maybe a bat girl!!!

Sebek - bunny girl

Silver - bird girl (one that sings beautifully like a nightingale) or maybe even a squirrel girl

Rollo - lamb girl

Che'nya - mouse girl

Neige - deer girl

Fellow - bunny girl

#twisted chit chat #tw: hybrids

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almost-daisy · 9 months ago

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as a glasses needer who refuses to be a glasses wearer and only sometimes gives in to being a lens wearer I think mainly I'm an idiot, which makes me a crowley

Coming to terms with the fact that as a glasses wearer i am a newt pretending to be a crowley

#if for some reason he ever came to need to wear prescription glasses he just #wouldn't <3 #they don't go with his Look!!#his Aesthetic!!#his Persona even!!#ohhhh he SO thinks he's Too Cool to ever ADMIT to needing glasses #and i can relate #took me like 3/4 years of not seeing the blackboard clearly before I let my parents drag me to get my eyes checked out #and now I just pretend I see just fine #except when I want to complain or if I really really care about what's going on #and my eyesight is just... not worsening #because I said so #hate to brag but also I'm calling both of us irresponsible and delusional idiots soooo #idk this feels a lot like crowley to me #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #crowley

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mondaymelon · 2 months ago

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choose . post options (and random ass q&a) utc !!

-> temporarily pinning this . old pinned !!

"ohhh melon why did you close asks ohhhh melon why arent u taking req" - you, maybe

i closed asks bc i got burnt out answering them !! sorry sorry i suck at interaction even online , they piled up so much i lost a lot of motivation in answering them but hopefully ill get through most of em .. at some point

if you really really need to talk to me like for some reason you genuinely will explode if u don't i do have a sideblog so. just scamper over to there idk

as for reqs... oh man they havent been open for a good half year.. the day will come if i either run out of ideas (which is. uhm probably not possible) , reach record heights of delusional , or simply feel like it . though keep in mind i do selective reqs!! ill only write the ones im interested in qq

"what about the events and series you never finished melon what of them are you abandoning your children" - you, perhaps

hahahahh uhm. im really bad w commitment. so yes, most likely. that one forgotten coffee shop au with kavetham that never even got its first chapter is never coming back.

names once whispered on the breeze (smau) hasn't been posted since like last year june .. i lost interest in the formatting since i gen like writing long posts more and also i did have a plan for the plot but it was shit and i lost interest. sorry for all the people who supported and loved the series but i couldn't reciprocate that same love. i am not paying child support either

500+ and halloween events... in the former didnt expect to get so many requests, and writing 3-ish took every ounce of soul in me. as for halloween, it was fun to write but since im a stupid little 瓜 i couldn't figure out how to end the series. 4 chpaters and a cliffhanger is all yall are getting :P

"melon how could you do this you big fat meanie i am going to boohoo and shit all over u" - you, to the slightest possibility

ok now why would you do that

thanks please vote mwah ilyall

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weebsinstash · 7 months ago

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People keep asking me if I have any 'yandere Alastor vs. yandere Lucifer fighting over Reader' ideas, and I gotta say one of my favorite ones is uh

Ok so I just am trying to kick myself in the ass to write this in of itself, but, I really like the idea of Alastor just straight up tricking you into giving him your soul. "Oh what if Reader takes a deal from him" no what if he makes a deal for your soul and you don't even fucking realize what you're doing and it's completely unintentional. I'm talking, my specific idea, is that after a prolonged series of events where you both gain and then lose Alastor's respect, he then approaches you when you're just like DRUNK DRUNK and, you're being all social and slurring and honestly he's embarrassed for you but at least you're talking to him, and, he sets his trap: making it seem like just an innocent little game, Alastor suggests you two have some kind of drinking game, and the winner can take ANY ONE THING from the other, and he's even all "oh, you don't even have to bother yourself with thinking about it! I could simply JUST TAKE IT and not even inform you, so then you wouldn't even have to worry yourself about whatever it is I decided to... acquire for myself :)"

And here's your drunken delusionally confident ass, thinking YOU'RE gonna pull one over on HIM, YOU trick ALASTOR "oh haha there's definitely nothing I have he wants lol, what would he do, take my cellphone or some of my shitty clothes or collectibles, lmao, I'm gonna win and I'm gonna ask him for some sort of special power or cool thing or gossip, this is low stakes high reward for sure"

Cue you like IMMEDIATELY losing his challenge, and even then, you're all smiles and laughs, "aww, I thought I had you there! So what are you taking?" And he just "Ohhhh, nothing :) actually I... even already took it from you!" And he starts LAUGHING laughing and you're just like "oh, you bastard, you got me! >u< more drinks, yay!"

I like the idea that Reader wakes up the next morning STILL in compete ignorance but uh, eventually you find out exactly how terrifying having someone else own your soul is when Alastor gives you some sort of command of something you REALLY do not want to do and you can't even control your own body to stop yourself from doing it anyways. Just the... violations of privacy, the loss of autonomy. He can force every thought and secret out of your mouth, your head, and move your body to the best of its abilities, and also just, PLUCK you to his location at will

So. Lucifer finds you just absolutely BROKEN in bed, like emotionally devastated, you are as close to suicidal as you can be for someone who cannot die, and, maybe you've even self-harmed. And after some gentle prodding from the Devil, you reveal what Alastor did, but, even more than that, how it made you FEEL. Alastor had approached you as some kind of friend, then started to want to exert some kind of ... control over you, commenting on your lifestyle choices, wanting you to do things with him in HIS way, and then when you resisted, he acted like you were a disappointment, even stopped spending time with you, and THEN, after you thought he was done with you, TRICKS YOU into giving him YOUR SOUL. It's just completely destroyed your psyche. It's reinforced horrible things you've thought about yourself your entire life. It made you feel alone, and now, you don't even have your soul anymore

So naturally Lucifer is like, "That's horrible! I'm so sorry he hurt you like that, I won't let him do this!" AND JUST FUCKING UNDOES IT. Contract WHAT? Radio Demon WHO? this is HELL and Lucifer is, you know, THE DEVIL FROM UH, THE BIBLE, and he's just snapping his fingers and you FEEL your soul come back to you and now you're breaking down crying for entirely different reasons while Lucifer holds you

MEANWHILE ALASTOR, who is fucking off elsewhere, may or may not be lovingly gazing at whatever form your soul is taking within his grasp, HAS IT RIPPED AWAY FROM HIM AND STARTS LOSING HIS MIND. Some "Wait, what just happened? Ffffuck." shit for real, he's, abruptly jerking out of his chair so hard it's sliding across the floor and he's racing back to the Hotel. Charlie stands up for him and shouts down her father that he has no right to ask the Radio Demon to leave, but, Charlie "attempts" to give Alastor "a stern talking to" about how "friends don't take other friend's souls, taking other people's souls is not how we get into Heaven" which, of course, falls on deaf ears, but Charlie isn't the Morningstar Alastor is wanting to concern himself with

And of course, there's Lucifer, making sure he's standing close to you, maybe even between you and Alastor, standing in front of you protectively, MAYBE EVEN HOLDING YOUR HAND TO COMFORT YOU. Alastor just immediately putting two and two together what happened and all but grinding his teeth into dust. Not only has Lucifer interfered and taken something IRREPLACEABLE from him(which was something he took from YOU lol), but, Lucifer has driven a wedge between you ans the Radio Demon. Alastor is watching you regard him with nothing but anger and sadness and fear while clinging to the tiny fallen angel and just, ohhhh, if looks could kill, the staredown these two are having with each other over you...

You've got one yandere who had your soul within his hands and had it taken back before he even got to enjoy having it, didn't get to DO anything with it, and another yandere who, quite understandably, feels that it isn't safe to let you leave from under his protective wing, and BOTH of them are convinced you have to be protected from the other while ALSO being super powerful

You know, the perfect combination of dangerous abilities and dangerous minds :) obviously our favorite Appletini is the more powerful one, but I think our Bambi could give him a good run for his money through sheer trickery alone. If you thought it was annoying getting pulled into antagonistic musicals BEFORE--

#yandere x reader #yandere hazbin hotel #alastor x reader #Lucifer x reader #hh #sinprompts #yandere stuff

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