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blu-ish · 10 months
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HOW DO THEY MAKE THE SCENE GAYER?????
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pianostarinwonderland · 10 months
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L O R D
i had forgotten how sexy svnc manga artist draws until
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MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MANNDMDMDMDNJDKSKDKKDKDKDKSKSB
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MCFUCKING CRYING AS WE SPEAK WE ARE IN THE TRENCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND THIS ISNmT EVEN OCTA MNAGA YETTTTTTTTTTT MFFNFNFMDM FUCUUUKKFKFCKCYKKKFK
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i don’t know what to say. i don’t know what to tell you.
i just know that i am in love with the way azul entered the scene with that clap and with that stupid smirkkkkgkgjjggjfkfkfnsbbsndbdbshsgaggsgsgdggsshdjkdjdjdjdjdlslsksks I WANT TO PUNCH IT OFF PF HIMMMMM
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god he’s so
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i don’t know what to tell you guys. he’s so . so .. UGH. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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bro i. i. i………. i. iixiii i ii i i i i ii ii i ii i iii iiiii. I. I i iiii ii i i. Ii i i. I ii
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listen listen listen, if you were to ask me if that panel of his is conventionally attractive, i’d say no
but is it so Azul core that he’d look that crazed with the shadows highlighting that insane expression as he makes a deal with you that it leaves me staring non stop because it’s just so Azul? y e s yES YESSSSSSSS SCREAMIJG AND CRYING
I WANNA GRAPPLE THIS MAN SOOOO HARD FFUFUFKFKKKKKKKKFFJFJFJDJDKDODODUXHISIDJJDKSSJ
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toxycodone · 2 months
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modern au laios when you tell him you wanna go on T. its anxiety inducing but honest to god i see him going like “oh yeah, i didnt wanna push you but honestly i was wondering when you were gonna tell me.” absolutely taken aback but still nervous, telling him about all the effects: but ill look and smell and sound different and what if you dont like me anymore?? he looks up and thinks for a moment before resolutely saying “hmm, no i dont see that happening.” its hard to rid yourself of the seed of doubt until hes there with you at your appointments and helping you with your injections and pointing out new sprouting hairs and excitedly measuring your tdick growth before sucking it down like hes a parched man in the desert -ez
Oh this is the most self fucking indulgent ask you could’ve sent me ez. Do you want me to die. I am going to explode. FUCK.
ship. Laios Touden x Reader
content. sfw + nsfw. ftm!reader + gender dysphoria + Laios just being a good boyfriend for transitioning reader
OH MY GOD. Yes yes yes. Laios’s sexuality is so fluid to me. He’s just attracted to YOU. You looking different or being different doesn’t phase him at all
Like when you bring up how T will change your body and stuff he’s just like 🤷 so. You’re still gonna be you. And like. That may be hard to believe at first but then you come to see just how genuine he is,,,
Laios sits in on your doctor appointments and actually LISTENS. Learns how taking testosterone will affect your body + voice + even your personality at times and like. He’s preparing himself mentally for it all.
When the doctor demonstrates how to give yourself a T shot, Laios watches intently. And the next appointment he asks the doctor to let him do it and show him (if it’s okay with you).
And when you’re feeling dysphoric, Laios just listen to you and hold you tight. He’s not the best at reassuring you besides just being honest, because you’re always going to be a man to him. And that’s his form of validating you. But he lets you vent and be sad and just kisses you sweetly and tries to get your mind off things
BUT HES ACTUALLY SO FASCINATED BY HOW TESTOSTERONE CHANGES YOU!!! Like oh my god your voice? Your body hair?? He’s like fangirling. Laios is probably equally if not more excited than you are about the changes happening to you. Because not only is biology and the human body amazing but! You’re becoming more yourself!! He sees just how much happier and how confident you are and is just over the moon. It makes him happy to see you happy
AND YOUR T DICK. FUUUUUCK DONT EVRN GET ME STARTED
Laios calls it your cock without even being prompted he’s like “you’re growing a penis,,,” and is all 👀
MEASURING IT. Y E S. he’s so enthralled by like how much your body is changing it’s insane to him in the best way possible.
He’s gotta have it in his mouth IMMEDIATELY. He’s slurping on that shit like no other it’s gross because he’s just not even holding back the gross wet sounds
AND. HE. HE NEEDS YOU TO FUCK HIM WITH IT. Immediately. He doesn’t care if it’s short and if you wanna do it with a fake sheathe he’s totally fine but PLEASE. Fuck his ass. He needs it.
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Hi I LOVE luis and I LOVE Serennedy and I’m SO HAPPY you have asks on!!
Anyways I was laughing to myself this morning about Luis’s first words to Leon being in English. Ik it’s just for the benefit of the players of re4r BUT I like to think that he only had to take one look at blonde, thicc, gun-clad Leon and go “yeah that’s an American, better speak English” like logically that’s a Spanish man in his isolated Spanish village, so he had no other reason to NOT speak Spanish there!!! He clocked Leon so fast lolol.
That’s not really question but wanted to share my brainrot. So uhhh, read any good Serennedy fics lately?
TUMBLR DELETED MY EXTREMELY LOMG ANSWER TO THIS AND I AM S O MAD BUT YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG MASSIVE BRAIN I JUST H A D TO DRAW YOUR CONCEPT
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((Also not to plug my own art or anything but my main is @wisecrackingeric-2 if you wanna see more stuff like that!!!!))
BUT OH MY GOD?? Y E S ?????????? HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE HOLY CRAP Leon’s big bodacious behind and jokes aside I REALLY WISH we got to see more of Luis using Spanish in casual conversation!!!!!! Like clearly he’s both VERY fluent in English and Spanish and uses them both interchangeably but GOD I WISH WE GOT TO HEAR LIKE A FULL CONVERSATION BETWEEN HIM AND MENDEZ OR SOMETHING. Like that opening scene in seperate ways???? MUWAH. IT WAS SO COOL. ANYWAYS YOUR ACTUAL QUESTION YES I HAVE S O MANY FIC RECS I CAN GIVE YOU!!!!!
‘Nothing Fades Like The Light’ by @greasedcowboy is genuinely possibly my favourite fanfiction of all time. I’ve never had to go lay down on my bathroom floor because of a fic until this one HXNEHENDIX
‘Another Time’ by @hamartia-grander is S U C H AN INCREDIBLY WELL PACED time travel fic with the most GUT WRENCHING plot twists EVER’
‘I Carry All My Sins’ by @mooseonahunt I don’t. I don’t even wanna spoil this one. Just. Just read it totally blind
‘Loves For Show’ by @theprestigegirly Is S U C H a good fake-dating slowburn fic which is H I G H PRAISE coming from someone who usually isn’t a fan of the genre!!!!!!!! Seriously if you like beautiful wording and gorgeous depictions of raw human emotion this one’s for you!!!!!!!!!!!!
‘We’ll Be Alright’ by @ugetelynx IS SO GOOD. GOD ITS SO GOOD MAN. It’s a S U P E R unique AU and the way Lynx weaves the story and takes you along the path of these two slowly learning how to live a life with one another- MWUAH. LITERALLY SO GORGEOUS. Prepare to have your soul ripped out of your ribcage
‘Redemption Of The Guilty’ by Sylanna!!!!! Again another one where I’m like just!!!! Go read it!!!!!!!! I don’t wanna spoil it!!
‘Digital Man’ by @geddy-leesbian CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU (<- going insane pounding my fists on a wooden table)
‘Renovations’ by Gayhorrorboy IS SO CHARMING AND FULL OF GENUINE LOVE FOR THE SUBJECT AT HAND!!!!! I’ve been watching my friend work on this fic for MONTHS now and I can say with confidence it was made with so much love and care I can’t reccomend it enough!!!!
I W O U L D be tacky and add my own fics to this list but I haven’t stooped that low yet HANDHDNSJX if you’re curious though my AO3 handle is just WisecrackingEric!!!
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salemontrial · 1 year
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My (probably unfinished) official list of everything I love about the trailer💫
- "How's it going :))-" SWERVED. ALEXANDER CLAREMONT-DIAZ GOT FUCKING S W E R V E D-
- Nora looks like she's going to stab Alex with her high heel. Also she's so pretty. Xjakcjd
- "you've done some pretty stupid things in your life, but this-" "Takes the cake? :DD-"
- The way Henry looks at them when they're lying on the floor covered in cake. It's like he's restraining himself from strangling Alex with his own suit jacket for the sole purpose of not worsening the scandal.
- "HENRY. SHOVED. ME.😡🥺" "An urge I currently share."
- Ellen in her pantsuit.. hey Ellen👉👈
- Alex is looking for ways to escape the room when she says the words "damage control" he fucking knows-
- THEY. GOT. LIL NAS X. ON THE FUCKING SOUND TRACK. Oh I p r a y they got the rights to Get Low I p r a y.
- ALEX'S FACE WHILE ZAHRA IS BRIEFING HIM HES SO DRAMATIC
- Im sorry guys henry is so fine alexander isnt going to be the only one thirsting over henry for the entire 2 hours/jjj
- That FUCKING handshake in the park. I can see the veins in their hands they are g r i p p i n g-
- these faces this is a point.
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- "My NDA is bigger than yours, I want you to know that." "You're wearing Lifts. I know that too, sweetheart." -H e a d t u r n--- HES SO FLOORED FJSNF-
- HENRY'S LITTLE MOUTH QUIRK AFTER HE SAYS THAT
- I CAN SEE THE KEY NECKLACE. I CAN S E E IT BLESS THE COSTUME DEPARTMENT SHOVING HIM IN A LOWCUT SHIRT-
- "You better act like the sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency" ZAHRA HAS THE BEST LINES AND ITS WHAT SHE DESERVES.
- Alex faffing about with his hair via his phone camera before the interview thats my b O Y-
- Henry slides over the box of cornettos so hard like thats the only hostile act hes allowed to parttake in
- To the person who theorized in the comments of one of my posts that Alex was going to do a little shoulder punch in the interview scene i am going to draw you a little firstprince fanart-/hj
- Because that was so funny and so fucking cute henrys fucking face through that whole interaction was just. He looks like he's actively trying to dissociate from the situation fjsjfj-
- The cancer ward🥺🥺
- Alex's u g l y ass suit at the new years gala... its such a gross jacket guys Im sorry this is what happens when you dont have jUNE TO MICROMANAGE HIS WARDROBE-
- Alex putting his arm around Henry and Henry smiling to himself because he's probably got the most insane case of butterflies
- I'm marrying the lighting director of this movie.
- GUYS GUYS SHUT UP ITS THE KISS.
- HENRY'S FACE BEFORE HE GIVES THE "Christ, you are as thick as it gets" LINE IS SO FUNNY. QUESTIONING WHY HE EVER WENT AND FELL IN LOVE WITH A DUMBASS
- THEY D O N T KISS LIKE THEYD RATHER GO DOWN A RAZOR WATERSLIDE🎉🎉🎉🎉💫💞💞🏳️‍🌈/GEN
- He does Henry's "Oh shit" face so w e l l-
- ALEX'S STETSON EVERYONE GET AWAY FROM ME
- KARAOKE SCENE KARAOKE SCENE I SEE HENRY AT THE MICROPHONE
- Guys hes g o i n g to do the thing he does with the bottle I just know it oh my god
- "Get O V E R yourself your majesty -p i l l o w-" "It's your royal HIGHNESS -p i l l o w-" "OHoho-"
- The polo match sjsjf. Same alwx-/J
- The little new voters goal thingy poster thats so cute actually-
- The pride flag in the back of the campaign office
- Henry texting while he's getting the royal preening sjcj
- never thought id cry just hearing henry say he misses alex out loud-
- THEYRE NOT SANITIZING IT TO MAKE IT PALATABLE/POS
- HENRY IN THE CLOSET I AM GOING TO SCREAM-
- "If anyone sees you leave this hotel I will brexit your head from your body....... Your royal highness." I LOVE HERRRRRR
- IF YOU FEEL FOREVER ABOUT HIM. AND THE AND THE PANNING TO THEM IN BED WITH THE SOFT LAMP LIGHT. AND THEYRE SO SOFT. AND AND AND AND. UEUE
- "Do you love him?" "What difference would it make if I did?"
- Bea's voice is so pretty sobs..
- It's always the blond autistic boys in the blue hoodies I swear to god/lh
- Theyre just chilling in their robes🥺🥺🥺
- DAVID!!!!!!!😭😭😭💞
- "Prince Henry belongs to Britain" and what if i sobbed.
- THEM HOLDING HANDS SOMEBODY SEDATE ME.
- NO SHUT UP NO GO AWAY HENRY CRYING... I TRUST HIM WITH HENRY'S HEAVIER SCENES NOW
- THEYRE AT THE LAKEHOUSE😭😭😭
- "It's like there's a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me towards you"
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- THE ASS GRAB. ALEXANDER GABRIEL CLAREMONT-DIAZ
- "The night is young, ma✨" <- said as if he isn't currently groping the prince of England's ass
- She sees right fucking through him sjcjsj
CONCLUSION: I will eat my hat. The movie looks really really really fucking good, it looks spectacular and I am so excited for it. I trust them. I'm only SLIGHTLY mad they barely had Nora in it and I'm only SLIGHTLY bitter at cutting June and Luna. But I am an optimist and I will focus on the good which is that they're doing the characters incredible justice, and if I see one person try to deny their chemistry I will A Clockwork Orange their ass to this trailer for days. Because That Is Alex and Henry. That's them in front of my eyes and I think they're in very good hands and this is the most coherent thing I can write I'm still crying-/srs
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oscconfessions · 5 months
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nobody loves OJ ii like I do, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. 😡😡 that man is my WIFE, HUSBAND, FIANCE, BOYFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND, ALL OF THE ABOVE. 💚💚 I HAVE READ HIS WIKI PAGE SO MUCH. 📌📌I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM THAT I CAN, I SCREAM WHEN HE GETS SCREENTIME AND JUMP UP AND DOWN🇬🇧🇬🇧. I'VE WATCHED EVERYTHING I COULD POSSIBLY FIND WITH ORANGE JUICE IN IT.🍊🍊 IVE READ ALL OF THE SHIP PAGES HES IN ON THE SHIPPING WIKI, I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I DON'T LIKE IT I LOVE HIM. 💥💥 I ALWAYS LOOK AT HIM EHEN HE APPEARS ON SCREEN, I HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM ON MY PHONE THATS JUST OJ. 🎀🎀 I'M ALLERGIC TO ORANGES BUT IS THAT GONNA STOP ME? NO!!!!!!! 🧀🧀 NO ALLERGIES ARE GONNA STOP ME, ORANGE JUICE INANIMATE INSANITY MY LOVE. 🫶🫶 ONE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPRD EPISODE 4 OF INANIMATE INSANITY INVITATIONAL AND WAS CONFUSED WHERE OJ WENT. ☹️☹️ he is EVERYTHING when I go to bed at night and I stare at my ceiling i spiritually feel him under my BED. ‼️‼️ MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING MANIFESTING AAAAAAAGGGHJJJJGGHHHH NO ONE GETS HIM LIKE I DO 🫐🫐 I LOVE OJ............ IM PANSEXUAL
P - OJ
A - OJ
N - OJ
S - OJ
E - OJ
X - OJ
U - OJ
A - OJ
L - taco
I - OJ
T - OJ
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I WANT HIM to be SHATTERED (affectionately)
I also, WANT HIM.
I DON'T CARE IF HES PROBABLY JUST A RANDOM 40 YEAR OLD AVERAGE GUY WHO HAS THE MUSIC TASTE OF A WHITE FATHER, GES MY WIFE!!!!!!!!! 😈😈 HES MY FAVORITE CHARACTER? 🤯🤯 HES PANSEXUAL NOW. 🌈🌈 HE'S THE IDEAL GUY, HES EVERYHTING I LOVE HIM. 🧩🧩 I NEED HIM IN WAYS REGARDING JESUS(MEPHONE4) AND FEMINISM. DO NOT QUESTION WGAT THE FUCK THAT MEANS......... FOCUS ON ORAMNGE JUICE 📯📯 I'M RRRAAGAGGGHHHGDGGGGG I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!!🫕🫕 I NEED HIM!!!!!!! 🎉🎉 HE'S THE STRAIGHEST GAY MAN IVE EVER SEEN. I am not okay, please help.
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fanaticsnail · 3 months
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OMGGGGG I'm so excited you're watching this movie. You'll love it, trust me! The way I'm so obsessed and need you to be too. I've got the court jester downloading so I can watch it on my flight tonight, and I'll send a brainrot paragraph your way when I watch it.....only if you send one back lol.
-♡♡
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Anything for you, ♡♡ Anon. I've got my hot Milo, my Tim Tams, and Griswold the ugly orange cat to watch it with. My Friday night date night 💃
I have decided to add my live commentary to this as I go for you:
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Immediately, I am absolutely loving the friendship between the mother and her daughters. The teasing, and the love between the parents is spectacular. I don't know, but it's so joyful. The "When a daughter grows up, the mother becomes friends" motion is absolutely beautiful. I love Simran, her desire to fall in love is so incredibly relatable. Her glee is spectacular, and the yearning in the poetry is gorgeous.
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Oh my gosh, the dance she does while correlating with Raj's unhinged persona is ridiculous. He's insane, and it's hilarious.
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Raj's dad is equally as insane, but I also love their playfulness. What even is that? The fact that he loves his son so much, and celebrates him even though his shortcomings are painfully obvious to the audience.
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NOOOOOO NOT AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE. SHE WANTS TO FALL IN LOVE! NOOOOOOOOO.
(I know that it is a cultural norm, but the foreshadowing and the emphasis on love depicts the yearning for romance, as opposed to having an arranged marriage set for her).
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OH MY GOSH THEY MET AND DID THE BRUSH PAST. AAAAAAAAAAA. It's crack for me. They didn't even look at each other!
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Oh my gosh, she wants to got to Europe too. Just like Raj 🥹.
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DAMN IT RAJ COMING IN WITH THE MIGRAINE ASPRIN BULLSHITTERY. WHAT AN ASSHOLE. Beat him with the umbrella. Yell at him.
AND HE TOOK THE BEER ANYWAY? Oh my gosh, I hate him.
The daughters dancing with the mother reminds me of my own family. We did this often at home. Music and liveliness lives in my heart.
And angry dad. Yes dad. Justified dad. I'm on his side.
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"When a daughter grows up, her father's shoulders start to droop. But with a daughter like you, my shoulders do not droop but my chest swells with pride." - your honour, I love Simran's dad.
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AND HE HEARD HER PLEA AND LET HER GO TO EUROPE?!
Is this a romance, or we all out here simping for dad?
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ANOTHER TIME THEY MEET!!!!! AAAAAAAAA.
A N D - T H E Y - H O L D - H A N D S
Raj is a cheeky lad. I am not fond of him so far. I hope he improves for Simran's sake. The constant attempt to snuggle and flirt with her is driving me insane.
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Oh my gosh, she hates him. I love this. It's ticking my enemies to lovers box big time. Oooooooh and they're both going to the Paris Opera. And they hate it. This is funny.
Okay, I love Rocky.
HE USED THE SAME LINE ON THE FRIEND THAT HE DID ON HER. WHAT AN ASS-HAT. I HATE HIM.
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Yes baby girl, get your revenge on him my darling. Publically humiliate him by making him live up to his lies.
WHAT THE FUCK RAJ. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO THAT PIANO?!
The Simran slow clap. An icon.
OH SHIT HE CAN ACTUALLY PLAY. Fuck him. I hate him. Damn it. Cocky arrogant prick.
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The iconic music scene. I still hate him, but he is so playful.
C'mon Simran, you can do better. (I can tangibly feel her tension and hatred rolling off her in waves). I also love her teal dress. I want one. Oh my gosh, her friend agitates me.
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The flower humiliation trick. I hate him.
AND NOW THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER. THEY MISSED THE TRAIN. She's crying, you asshole. She hates you.
All this needs is a one bed trope.
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Okay, the "passport car rental police interruption" was kind of cute. I half-expected him to accelerate as soon as she reached the passenger door.
OH MY GOSH AND THEN THE CAR FAILS.
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I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT. I CALLED IT.
Say it with me everyone:
One
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Trope
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And she's staying in the barn. AND HE HAS THE AUDACITY TO STAY IN THERE TOO INSTEAD OF THE ONE BED. DAMN IT RAJ.
And then it's snowing. It's snowing. And they're too cold. And there's cognac. WHY DON'T THEY GO INTO THE BEDROOM. THEY'RE SO STUBBORN.
And she got to the cognac. She's a woman after my own heart. I adore her.
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SHE IS NOW AN INSANE DRUNK. She is feral, she is unhinged, she is about to break a window with a rock to get a pretty dress. They are singing, they are dancing, they are in love.
Shit.
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He had gone too far with a joke, she is crying, oh shit. He's sincere, confessing his love for her after being an absolute scoundrel. The gentle thumb caress on the hair. THE CUDDLE. "Don't joke like that ever again," "I'm sorry," -> romance.
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Okay. He has the same dream as her to fall in love. The call back to the original song. AAAAAAAA.
He's starting to catch feelings, I can tell. She's absolutely not yet though.
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The admission of love with the sincerity before the "pfffft, I'm joking. I'm a silly joker, aren't I" RAJ YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. She likes him, he likes her. Damn it.
"What if we fell in love, Simran? What then? 🤌"
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GOODBYE MY GUY.
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"No I won't come to your wedding," he says with tears pooling in his eyes and glazing over with unconfessed desires and bitter melancholy.
He is so in love. He is so in love with Simran.
He is fantasizing about her. He can't help it.
Poor Simran thinks he hates her
HOLD UP SHE'S SEEING HIM TOO.
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DAD IS A N G R Y
Her confession is literally everything.
He's an angry dad. "We're leaving for India tomorrow for good." A sealed fate. Oh my gosh, this movie literally has every trope.
C'mon interrupted wedding. You can do it, interrupted wedding.
OR A PLANE TRIP. I'd take a plane trip.
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HE SHOWED UP AT THE HOUSE AND HE WAS TOO LATE. Oh my gosh, I love it. He's so in love with her.
And now they're in India and dad thinks he's won. The parents are so happy. They are all teary, I am all teary. We are all crying. Everyone is crying.
"I have held these tears back for 20 years," grandmama, I love you. You beautiful woman.
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Oh, the beau is a WANKER.
Okay, I'm rooting for you Raj. You can do it. Come get your lady. Simran deserves happiness with you.
I hate the beau. I can't. The dialogue and asshollery with the baby sister. Nooooooo. No, honey, no!
Side note: I am in love with the outfits here.
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HE'S IN INDIA. THE COWBELL RETURNS.
That field looks ripe for the running. You better run, girly.
SHE RUNNING. SHE RUNNING TO HER MAN!!! AAAAAAA. Their love is so tangible. I love it.
Those contrasting colours are spectacular.
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"I didn't come here to run away with you... I came here to make you my bride." OKAY RAJ, I SEE YOU. YOU HAVE WEASELED YOUR WAY INTO MY HEART. DAMN IT.
He's if Buggy the Clown, Usopp, and Sanji combined into one beautiful man. He's so in love.
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RAJ, WHAT THE HELL MY GUY?! You were doing so well, and then you prank the fiance??!! What the hell??!!!
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Oh NO. PREETI LIKES RAJ. NOOOOOOOO. The beau's sister likes Raj. Raj likes Simran. Simran needs to marry her beau. ITS GLORIOUS.
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Dad recognises Raj. Ohhhhh nooooooo. Noooooooooooo. Oh no, how horrible. How beautiful.
I do not enjoy the fiance. I am glad I was swayed by the rascal, Raj.
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He's wooing all of the women in Simran's family. I love him so much. He is absolutely unhinged. He is trying so hard with dad, and it's just not happening for him.
This movie is amazing, I can't even.
OOOOOOOOOH NOW WE'RE BACK WITH THE FORESHADOWING WITH THE BIRDS.
AND RAJ IS DOING IT TOO.
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A STOLEN ALMOST KISS.
Oh my gosh, ♡♡ Anon. I don't know why I didn't watch this sooner. You should've been yelling at me way earlier.
Raj is trying so hard to win over dad, and it's just not happening 😭.
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"No idiot can give you a ring and take you away from me." -> be still my frozen heart.
And the little peck on the cheek 😭😭.
"I really don't like Kuljit... But I do like the man on the roof." SHE SAW THEM. LITTLE SIS SAW THEM TOGETHER. AAAAAAAAAAA.
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Simran you little shit, coming in hot with the bandage trick to avoid wearing Kuljit's ring.
Oh my gosh, Raj is singing to her again. WHY AM I SO IN LOVE WITH THIS??
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THE SCREAM.
The SCREAM I LET OUT WHEN DAD STARTED SINGING TO HIS LADY. THE GASP I GUSPED. THE SHRIEK I SHRUCK.
Oh my gosh, dad being playful. I am in love with Simran's dad. Also, Simran is gorgeous, j don't think I've said that so far.
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RAJ NOOOOOOOO.
How's he gonna get out of this one?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T INVITE YOUR DAD TOO.
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....do I have a thing for Raj's dad too.
What is wrong with me? Why am I like this?
AND WHEN HE BUMPED INTO AUNTY. AAAAAAA. MY HEART SCREAMED.
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The blessing from Raj's dad. The silence that held all meaning. My gosh. I am obsessed.
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Okay, the way I am going to incorporate some of these elements into Crocodaddy's Sapsorrow fic... The stubbornness particularly.
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NO MAMA NO
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YES MAMA YES
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Oh my gosh, you asshole Kuljit!!! I hate you. He's fully intent on cheating, isn't he? What a dishonest prick.
NOT GRANDMAMA
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Oh my gosh, how are they going to get through this? How are they going to get together? I'm literally screaming.
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YES GO OFF DAD
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Oh my gosh.
This movie.
This movie.
This damn movie.
Oh the confession, the fighting, the violence, the forbodence.
JUST AAAAAAAAAAAA
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"Let me go to my Raj"
"Go Simran. Noone could ever love you more than this boy. Go to your Raj."
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C'MON MAN. C'MON.
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sprinklepartyfall · 3 months
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So, in light of this, and finding out Bloodmoon died apparently, the brainrot began, enjoy.
@o-i-w-u pspspspsps-
The trick board.
(Spirit/Monster?) Bloodmoon twins x Reader
[Insignificant Warnings: This is medium-long in length, I did not proofread this, it basically gets cut off as a cliffhanger at the end.]
In a far off timeline, the world was shattered. Chaos from the breakdown of the leaders and the cowardly actions of the followers. Luckily, you never liked people, so you were already pretty skilled at avoiding them, yay anti-social behavior-!
As a lone survivor, you learned pretty fast that most easy things were probably a trap made by other survivors. You had been currently walking around a store, sneaking around the people already there to grab supplies and go. That was before you heard them... talking to themselves? To air maybe?
Once you got a closer look, it seemed they'd been trying to use an ouija board... how someone could find one was a mystery, and why they would keep it was beyond you. But it was funny that they tried, and quite clearly failed to talk to whatever ghost or demon they were trying to find.
You stuck around, mostly since they were arguing and, well, it was over something stupid and you needed entertainment. That was when you got one idea, it only seemed to be three people... so you stole the ouija board while they were distracted, causing quite the fright when they noticed. Chaos was one thing that would never leave the broken world you lived in, and that was somehow a small comfort for you.
You'd left the building, walking through the shadows with your newly acquired item as the yelling of panic fades behind you. Was it mean? Yes. But was it funny? Hell yeah. The board, along with its little planchette, was under your arm.
You walked to an abandoned park nearby, climbing up a tree burgrudgingly so you wouldn't be spotted, and set the board down. You didn't expect it to work, so you didn't bother trying, unlike the probable ghost that made it quite clear it wanted to talk. You nearly fell out of the tree when you saw it start moving, firstly because that was definitely not just the wind, and Secondly because that's not how it worked...
The piece went to the 'hello' area showing this was happening whether you wanted it to or not, you did not get a say in this. But of course, after a couple minutes of stunned silence, the spirit spoke again; 'R-E-S-P-O-N-D–T-O–U-S' that wasn't comforting, that wasn't comforting at all, there were MULTIPLE.
"...Hi..." You mumbled out warily, panicking a lot more internally than externally. 'H-E-L-L-O' The spirit spelled out, even though there was a spot that already said hello- 'Y-O-U–L-I-V-E' The spirit pointed out, making you tense even more, maybe you were just insane? That would probably be... worse actually... "I am." You responded hesitantly, glancing around to make sure you weren't about to die some cruel death.
'W-H-Y–T-E-N-S-E' oh gee, you wonder why, it totally isn't the fact you're probably haunted or cursed now. "No reason." You stated simply, because you aren't going to be a jerk, that would be rude. "Who are you?" Your tone was polite although with a hint of anxiety, which was probably not fine. Most people would run from this... in fact, you would have been too, if it weren't for the fact you were in a tree, and would probably just lay there in defeat if you fell.
'B-L-O-O-D-M-O-O-N' You had to pause at that name, it wasn't common at all and definitely didn't scream "I'm friendly!" But you were probably stuck with it in some way now. "...nice to meet you." You responded politely, how else were you supposed to react to this? You were an anxious introvert and this was a potentially bloodthirsty ghost, not a great combination.
'Y-O-U–S-M-A-L-L' they pointed out, in which you weren't actually THAT small... so how tall was this ghost?? Apparently, much taller than you. "Okay... why are you... talking to me?" You asked, ignoring the strange spirits words. 'Y-O-U–L-O-O-K–F-R-A-G-I-L-E' the spirit responded, a sudden chill running down your spine as it spoke. "...is that a good thing to you?" You responded sheepishly, tilting your head slightly as you spoke. Instead of an answer, however, the planchette was thrown at your head, hitting the tree behind you. A few small bits of bark fell from the trees trunk, and you felt so thankful that you tilted your head out of its way.
"Nope, nope, nope, nope-" You started repeating as you moved to get up, you were ready to climb down and run now, but that was before you were grabbed by something... maybe someone.
You yelped, yet it was muffled by a cold hand over your mouth, another wrapped around your waist as you were pulled into the tree. Your eyes wideneding before shutting completely, a dizzy feeling overwhelming your senses as you were taken away.
Once you had regained your senses, finally opening your eyes, you were met with a void and... a face strangely close to you. You flinched back, now noticing the feeling of someone holding you from behind as they had chuckled at your feared reaction. "Other, they are finally awake." The one in your face stated with a grin.
It seemed like it was themed after the moon, yet showed no sign of silver aside from the silver star on its chest... it had various shades of red adoring its large form. It was a good four, maybe five feet taller than you and god was it intimidating. It looked like some sort of beast, claws, sharp teeth bared in that eerie grin it showed you. It looked... scaly in a way, its skin looked rough with the fading scars along its chest, arms, and left hip. It wore some sort of navy blue robe of sorts, yet it didn't cover much of its appearance like most would, more so just... kept it warm, maybe?
"Indeed other! It seems they survived!" The one that held you, or 'other'? Spoke, its excitement clear. its appearance quiet similar to the other creatures, the only differences being its star was gold, it had less scars, and it felt a bit fuzzy...
"They seem confused." 'Brother' spoke, its voice holding clear amusement as it held your chin up. "Yes, but I like them like this." 'Other' stated mischievously, squeezing your form in its grip, earning a slight squeak from you. "W-where am I‽" you blurted out, finally choking out the words stuck in your throat.
"In a void." 'Brother' stated bluntly, its grin widening slyly as it looked you up and down. "But- no- why-" You stammered, trying to lean away from both of them, but you couldn't move much... you were trapped with them. "Relax, little human! We won't hurt you, much~" 'Other' teased, pressing you further into it with a smug expression. "I-I can't stay here! I need to go back!" You exclaimed, trying desperately to reason with them, but it only earned chuckles of amusement. "No, no. You can' leave..." 'Brother' trailed off, both their grips on you tightening possessively...
"You're ours now, human."
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[Oh my god, I contemplated giving up like three times while writing this. This is what happens when I get a prompt and make it up as I go. My notes app says this is like nine pages long too.]
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quodekash · 11 months
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HOLY FRIK HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT GUYNAWA ARE ABOUTT O KISS THEYRE LITERALLY RIGHT ABOUT TO IN A VERY SHORT AMOUTN OF TIME SEND HELP
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PIMFAH NUMBER 1 SHIPPER OF EVERYTHING
AND THE WAY NAWA'S LOOKING AT GUY THERE, SUSSING HIM OUT
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THEY HAVE THE SAME EXPRESSION ON THEIR FACES
AJEHDSGOVJRLEBSDNG I LOVE THEM
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I LOVE WHEN THEY SPEAK IN SYNCCCCCCC
IM LOSING MY SHIT
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oh they're gonna do more than that
HOYL SHIT THEYRE GONNA KISS
I KEEP FORGETTING AND REMEMBERING
G4ERNSDOPGIJVEROJPDSGIVPJ3HWEOGFVJE9WPIOSDHG
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Y E S
FINALLY WE'RE GONNA GET THE LESBIANS WE DESERVE
granted, not until the last episode
BUT ITS SOMETHING
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what the hell.
okay at least its not the us
too many characters in thai bls go to the US to study when it would be SO much better for them to come to AUSTRALIA which is CLOSER and has a SLIGHTLY BETTER EDUCATION SYSTEM
yes im glaring at you, heart and li ming and tian and EVERYONE ELSE WHO CHOSE THE US-FREAKING-A INSTEAD OF A U S T R A L I A
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Y E S S S S S S S S
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HOLY FRICK HOLY SHIT ITS FINALLY HERE
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KILL ME
WAIT NO DONT I NEED TO WATCH THIS
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holy frick theyre gonna kiss theyre gonna kiss they're gonna kiss HOLY SHIT THEYRE ACTUALLY GONNA KISS
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H O L Y S H I T
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THEYRE LITERALLY SOULMATES
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WHAT. THE. HELL.
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I have no words. I have literally no words.
this is insane, im going feral
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OHHH
OH OH OH
AND THAT EXPLAINJS THE AWKWARD LITTLE WAY THAT HE THREW THE BALL AT HIM AND THEN WENT "come practice with us" AND TURNED AND LEFT
IT MAKES SENSE
GERJOSDGPIHREP9ISDGB
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HOLY SHIT I AM NOT OKAY
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THAT FRIKIN SMIRK
THAT FRIKIN SMIRK
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PUNCHES WITH YOUR MOUTHS??? ON EACH OTHERS MOUTHS???????
SMOOCH SMOOCH SMOOCH HOLY SHIT THEYRE ACTUALLY GONNA KISS
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IS IT TO JUST KISS?
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HES SO FLIRTY
HES SO FRIKIN FLIRTY
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HE SAID IT
HE SAUGHJEIROSDJGNOBJVREJND OH MY GOSH
I LITERALLY CANT STOP SCREAMING
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THEYRE SO COMPETITIVE I LOVE THEM
OHMYGERHDUGHREDFGORHDFGO
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
FINALLY
IVE BEEN ASKING FOR THIS SINCE EPISODE 2 AND THEY ACTUALLY LISTENED TO ME EVENTUALLY HOLY S H I T
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THEYRE SO IMPORTANT TO ME
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I DIED
I HAVE DIED
I AM DEAD
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MY SHIT HAS BEEN LOST
I REPEAT, MY SHIT HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN LOST
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ive rewatched this scene like four times already
I live here now
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GUYNAWA HAVE KISSED
THEYVE ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY OFFICIALLY KISSED FIVE TIMES
which, by the way, singlehandedly in one scene of about 2-3 minutes, guynawa kissed the same amount of times as tinngun, soundwin, and kangsailom COMBINED (at least up to this point)
so can we just appreciate that for a moment, thanks
I have one comment and one comment only:
holy fuck.
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sadboytristan · 2 months
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Man, I have the audacity to roast Felix as if I didnt step into the shower and say "ayo?? What the fuck am I stepping on?? Why my feet squishy???"
I got in to the shower, WEARING MY GODDAMN S O C K S- and you know what, I couldve rolled with that BUT TELL ME WHY
I SCREECHED "J I M I N E Y J A M I N E Y" like I was BORN AND RAISED SAYING- like it was the moST NATURAL THING FOR ME,, rolled right out my MOUTH just like that
AND THEN I GOT HIT WOTH THE ONE TWO GUTPUNCH, staring off LIKE THEY DO IN THE O F F I C E
AND I SAW INSANE FIX IT FELIX JR LOOKING AT ME THROUGH MY OWN GODDAMN REFLECTION-
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THIS WAS MY FACE, THIS WAS THE EXPRESSION-
It's been hours, it's been SIX HOURS and this has HAUNTED me ALL DAY
It was the way my mom waited AN HOUR before asking me "hey so...you uh, yelled Jiminey jaminey?? Or were you listening to felix in the shower???" WHICH ONE IS WORSE??? She thought I was LISTENING TO HIM WHILSTINTHESHOWER-
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zalrb · 6 months
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hi, i recently watched 'hilda furacão' which was a trip to say the least... the leads had insane chemistry and i am dying to know what you think of them! to give some background, it's about hilda who flees her wedding, cuts off contact with her family and joins a brothel. shortly after she gets a lot of backlash from the church and she ends falls in love with a priest.
here's an edit of the couple: https://youtu.be/FGGU6IXOHlc?si=wLpBQayWuaLTWyoU
I know it's not an accurate way to show that they have chemistry but still wanted to show it anyways 😅 so what do you think?
OK so I ended up watching some scenes on tiktok and then some scenes on YouTube and then I watched the edit. I think for me it's more about their narrative than their chemistry, like it's incredibly angsty, it's incredibly dramatic, like this is just SO MUCH
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And Malthus has that wide-eyed ingenue innocence
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and he's tormented by his feelings for her
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and the circumstances are ripping them up inside
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and then there's the jealousy and the push-pull
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and they have REALLY loaded scenes together
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like when she strips in front of him and has him touch her breast
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it's basically Take Me To Church and I get that like I keep seeing that Hilda walked so Fleabag could run but Fleabag is NOWHERE NEAR this. I would be invested if I watched it. I would ship them if I watched it. I would make a million vids of them.
And they commit to the scenes so they work but it's not so much the chemistry that has me like HOLY SHIT, it's the things that they're doing, it's the passion, it's the anguish. Like watching this, I'd be living I'd be invested because of everything that's surrounding it and how loaded it all is
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but it's not like they look at each other and I'm like oh DAMN, it's not like they get in each other's space and just them being in each other's space has me like C H E M I S T R Y because I look at this and I'm like, yeah it's fine
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wisecrackingeric-2 · 10 months
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hi eric its me ian
do you like pokémon because i’ve heard you like pokémon and i. i really. really like it too. please. i’ve been a fan since i was little and have played at least one game out of each generation please can we talk. i. ough. i need to know your faves regions pokémon characters the like
@eggo-tistical HELLO HELLO HELLO IM SOSOSOSOSOSO SORRY ITS TAKEN ME S O LONG TO ANSWER THIS IVE BEEN BISY ALL DAY BUT I AM CURRENTLY RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES VIBRATING OVER THIS ASK OH MY G O D POKÉMON IS MY SPECIAL INTEREST I LOVE IT SM (I’ll keep all of this under the cut just so I don’t clog up peoples dashboards BDBSBSBSBSH)
OKOKOKOKOK so first things first the region/generation IIIIIIIII was introduced into was Gen 6 aka Kalos (yes I am young HAHSWBWHEH) and oh my G O D I have. SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH NOSTALGIA FOR THAT GEN. I replay X&Y AAAAALLL THE TIME just cuz I love those games S O DAMN MUCH?????? Like the design of the region is so pretty and the Pokémon designed are so unique and the music is so,,,,,, mwuah perfect. Nuzlocke comics also got really big around that time so that’s how I was introduced into Nuzlocking and HOOOOOOOOOO BOYO BOY
I AM A M A S S I V E NUZLOCKER. I LOVE NUZLOCKES SM. THEYRE MY FAVOURITE THINGS EVER if I’m not writing an essay over Luis you can GUARENTEE I’ll be doing a Nuzlocke. I got into them cuz I ADORED the storytelling aspect and all the creative comics but I’ve stuck around cuz I just LOVE the problem solving/mathematics part of them?????? I love all the insane strategies and statistics runners come up with and I can easily just watch multi-hour Nuzlocke runs for days on end
But going back on track kinda but also on the subject of Nuzlockes my absolute FAAAAAAVORITE region/generation is EASILY Gen 4 and Platinum. In 2020 I started my first ever Nuzlocke of Platinum and tk say that singular playthrough impacted my life in a way I can’t even describe would be a MASSIVE understatement. I played it through some REEEEEEEALLY TOUGH TIMES and it was such a consistent constant for me I still go back to that save file and just. Walk around with my Pokémon. And reminisce. It was also just my first ever Pokémon game EVER (if you don’t count Pokémon GO BDBSBSHSH) so I hold it very near and dear to my heart <<<33
My starter was Turtwig and I called him Boba Fett and now Boba Fett the Torterra has stuck with me through every single game I’ve played- I’ve transferred him all the way up to Scarlet & Violet and I love him SO much he unironically means the world to me. Torterras my favourite Pokémon ever I have SO many plushies of it n stuff <<<<<333 if I can find a photo of Boba Fett the Torterra I’ll post it
I also R E A L L Y love gen 5. Like all the designs of the Pokémon are SO COOL and Unova is such a fun region to go through and the STORY?? THE S T O R Y ???????????? I really love how they were kinda aiming for an,,,, older audience with it????? Unova just goes so hard
But I think if I had to nail down my number one favourite Pokémon game EVER right alongside Platinum it would be Legends Arceus. LIKE?????? THE STORY???????????? THE ENVIORMENT????????????? THE MECHANICS??? THE ART STYLE??????? ALL THE LITTLE BACKGROUND NOISES????????? OFS SUCH A GOOD GAME I think right alongside like. Resident evil 4 it’s probably my favourite game of all time it’s so stunning I replay it ALL THE TIME
I’m also semi into shiny hunting!!!!!! I’ve only ever really done it on scarlet and Violet but my favourite shiny hunt I’ve ever done was for shiny Mabostiff aka my other favourite Pokémon alongside Torterra <33 ut was right after my dog had passed away and he looked EXACTLY like Mabostiff except he was golden so I went out of my way to shiny hunt one in his memory <<<<<<33
I also really love competitive Pokémon!!!!!!!!!!! Have I ever actually PLAYED competitively??? No but I can tell you everything there is to know about it!!!!!!!
Uhhhhhhhhhhh what else uhhh,,,,,,, Torterra and Mabostiff are obviously my favourite Pokémon but I have plenty of other faves too. Like Flabebe, Sylveon, Hisuian Decidueye cuz it looks like my irl pet chickens, Meganium, Wingull, Jirachi, Delphox uhhhhhhhhh there’s probably more but my brain is soupy soup BXBSBBSBSJS
But uhhhhhhhh I think that’s it!!!!!!!! Someday I would LOVE to make a long-running Nuzlocke comic based off of my first ever Nuzlocke with Boba Fett the Torterra, and as long as the 3ds doesn’t completely shut down next year I’m planning on doing a Nuzlocke of the OG Red & Blue Games And HOOOOOOOPEFULLY Making lil mini Comics to go along with it if all goes to plan!!!!!!!!!! :DDD
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juicywritinghoard · 2 years
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Setting Prompts
A. Something about this place screams “probably not haunted but don’t stick around to find out”. 
B. Thank you for taking me to the aquarium for my birthday. I am gonna be a freak in the gift shop about it.
C. Nothing at this carnival is going to cheer me up so don’t even try. Except…
D. You cannot keep making secret agent music with your mouth if you don’t want to get us arrested. I can fill golf course holes with cement without you.
E. Admittedly this was a bad place for a picnic, but on the other hand, I’m having a great time and no regrets. 
F. Oh god, oh Jesus, what is that?? Oh, just a bunny. OH NO OH HELP WHAT IS THAT-
G. This real estate is giving mad Hansel and Gretel vibes rn and I will lick the walls if no one stops me?
H. Okay, while they do actual serious errands, our goal is to find a collection of objects under fifty dollars that will definitely, absolutely implicate us in a premeditated murder. And…break!
I. Nothing says “let’s get ice cream” like baseball sized hail. 
J. If you don’t want to get in trouble for playing hide and seek in the fancy department store, you gotta hide better, duh.
K. I’m sorry I spilled nacho cheese in the jewelry store. It might happen again.
L. I’m having a crisis in the craft store. Again.
M. No, I’m not going to sell you this fish. Please leave the store.
N. So it was just supposed to be a little funny ha-ha joke but we put [counts on fingers] like quadruple the appropriate amount of bubble bath in the fountain…
O. I refuse to have some kind of epiphany about this divine experience. I did not ask to be awake at dawn and I would not be awake at dawn if I had a choice about it.
P. So you know how you were like, no way is it possible to fill a pool with Jello? Well,
Q. No, sorry, I’ve been banned from the candy store. Yep. And the bookstore. Uhuh. I’m really sorry, I have also been banned from-
R. Call back later, I’m spending my life savings in the arcade. No, I promise I’m being so normal about it. This has nothing to do with my child enemy. No, no, I promise!
S. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with a little dumpster diving. Just be less stupid about it maybe?
T. I’m afraid of heights, is the problem? Which I was not aware of until I got up here. 
U. Oh man, I want to join their backyard barbeque so bad. Do you think I can pass for a cousin? Surely they don’t know all their cousins. Look at all the fun they’re having, oh man… 
V. I didn’t expect the world to end in the coffee shop, but here I am…
W. You keep asking why I’m wet and not how was the sea? Was the sea fun? Did you meet a mermaid and join a mermaid party and almost drown? No, I don’t want to talk about it now.
X. Admittedly my coworkers don’t suck, it’s just the job that’s cuckoo banana-nut-muffins bonkers insane. 
Y. Why do I feel like this place is so fancy, they’re gonna hand me a receipt for the air I breathed while I was here? 
Z. Hurry up and figure things out, before I get fired from a second morgue. Please?
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starry-blue-echoes · 1 year
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On the opposite end of the spectrum, Narancia liveblogging everything that happens in GW to Jotaro. I am aware the technology is not available at this time but it's funny. Maybe he gets a phone from the SWF or something and just keeps calling him
Narancia: So remember that Haruno guy you told me about? The one that's apparently your great uncle or whatever?
Jotaro: Yes, what about it?
Narancia: So he's in my team now and also his name is Giorno. Also he just drank piss.
Jotaro:
Jotaro: He did what-
DHFBVHSFBSBHV Y E S -
Maybe Jotaro ends up deciding after Narancia got out of juvie that the limits of sending paper letters were causing him more anxiety than he'd like to admit, so he ends up buying and mailing Narancia a little flip phone to getting in better touch
and Narancia texts him. So much. At minimum every few days, and while the two do still share the occasional letter to sent pictures, most of their conversing now happens over text and organised calls. The time difference makes things a bit difficult, but they both try to respond whenever they wake up
does this mean that Jotaro wakes up the "day" after the week has started with the following messages? :
"The new kid Bucciarati Definitely Didn't Not At All adopt is coming in today!!!! I'll tell you what they're like after they get here"
"holy shit the newbie is an absolute madlad, Abba tried hazing him and he barely blinked. I'm like 90% sure he used a Stand to pull it off but I didn't see anything so????"
"......hey Jotaro, do you think you could send me another picture of that Haruno kid you mentioned? Because the newbie looks really familiar"
"never mind, new kid is definitely the same one, also his name is Giorno"
"Jotaro what the fuck I just saw a picture of Dio in his wallet, how did you say you guys were related again????"
"!!!!!!!! GIORNO CAN MAKE FISH!!!!!!!!!"
"might not message too much, Bucciarati got assigned a super important job from the boss is probably gonna need help"
"hey Joot Doot, do you know if French sparkling water is sold at grocery stores?"
"important life lesson: cars are flammable went shot with Aerosmith"
"........holy SHIT JOTARO YOUR GREAT SOMETHING UNCLE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE THIS ABSOLUTE MANIAC APPARENTLY WILLINGLY JUMPED INTO THE HAZE AND L I V E D"
Why yes. Yes it does
In Jotaro's opinion, it's far to early in the morning to deal with this but he doesn't have much of a choice at this point
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echantedtoon · 11 months
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Demon Bride Ch31 Interluding P4
(WARNINGS!!: Mentioning of killing. These are some events and important bits that happened between the chapters that mostly focused on reader and other demons.)
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The air smelt of smoke. The land had been burnt of fire. Many of his servants were hurt and Eri was running around like a panicked chicken looking everyone over. There hadn't been any deaths thank goodness. But-
"THIS IS A DISASTER!!"
Most everyone winced or looked at one of the Upper Moons ranting looking a mixture of panicked, sad, raged, and if they were to be honest almost about to cry as his hands dug deep into his long black locks.
"MY HOME IS DESTROYED!! THE GARDEN IS COMPLETELY BURNT!! WE WON'T BE ABLE TO GROW ANY FOOD!! THERE'S A GAPING HOLE IN HALF MY HALLS AND ROOF!! I HAD SHELVES OF IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS IN SOME OF THOSE ROOMS!! I WON'T BE ABLE TO REPLACE ANY OF THEM!! THE MASTER IS GOING TO GIVE ME A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH FOR THIS!! AND WORST OF ALL MY SERVANTS WERE NEARLY KILLED AND I'M MISSING A WOMAN AND CHILD!!"  KyoGAI hissed and Screamed out an unintelligible screech before rounding on his heel to face the just as equally angry Upper Moon next to him.  "BUT WORST OF ALL YOU COME ALL THE WAY HERE TO TELL ME THAT THEY WERE KIDNAPPED AND NOW KAIGAKU IS TAKING THEM OFF TO WHO KNOWS WHERE?!"
AKAZA sighed and help up a barely contained hand. "I understand you're deeply upset but you have to remain calm-"
"UPSET!? UPSET IS A FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT!! IM. FUCKING. P I S S E D  O F F!!! DO YOU NOT SEE WHAT THOSE WATER BEETLES HAVE DONE TO MY WHOLE LIVELIHOOD?! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROVIDE FOR MY PEOOLE?! WHERE AM I GOING TO GET THE MATERIALS TO FIX THIS?!"
Akaza sighed and only shook his head. "Look. All I know is that Kokushibo got into my head just now. He said you already told him someone damaged your home and then I just explained to both of you want really happened.  Hantengu's sons have gotten really out of hand. According to him they were after that child for whatever reason but that's not the important thing now. What's important is that they're all safe and no one's gotten hurt yet."
"Then what about the one's who caused this mess?!"
Veins appeared all along Akaza's arms as deadly fists tightened up. "That's why I said yet. Kokushibo is on his way as we speak, at his insane speed he should be here within a day and a half to assess the damage.  I'm going to be tracking down the ones who did this and take them to Hairou until Kokushibo can decide what's to be done about them.'' Golden blue eyes glanced up and hissed when he saw a young lady crying hard as Eri wrapped bandages around her leg. "Dammit! All these innocent women so affected by their reckless actions. It pisses me off to no end!"
"Then you should go find them before they come back or before they decide to go after Y/n again!"
And that thought only pissed him off more. He looked back to Kyogai. "Will you be able to take care of everything until Kokushibo gets here?"
"If he'll be here as soon as you say then I can manage a day or two until he arrives. You need to stop them before they end up killing somebody! It's only a matter of time."
Kyogai was right. It was only a matter of time. And he had to find them. Quickly. And find them he did. Pretty easily might he add. He had helped Kyogai for a little bit first moving some debry around and helping with some of the victims. After everyone was accounted for and left. The first place he went to was the place that was full of collapsed trees, and scotch marks from hundreds of lightning bolts. Anyone could clearly tell a fight between powerful demons went on here with branches and fallen trees littering the ground everywhere. But there wasn't any signs of any demons still hanging around the area. So he opted to pack up and move onward to a different direction. The scent they left behind was strongest towards the north of here so that's where he opted to go. North. Fast strides. And no more than five miles away was where the five people responsible for such heinous crimes. All sitting down a small bonfire with a wild pig roasting over the flames.
"We've been searching these woods for ages!! And still no sign of any of them!! Dammit, Karaku!! You are such a fucking idiot!!!"
"Hey. Don't blame me for it!" The green eyed one pointed at the youngest. "Zohakuten should've used his wooden dolls and trapped them when he had the chance!!''
"HE COULD'VE IF YOU DIDN'T BLOW THEM AWAY!! AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING!! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU AND UROGI WHEN WE NEEDED YOU!?"
"I WAS TAKING CARE OF FATHER AND LEFT LATER THAN YOU FOUR AND YOU KNOW THAT!! IT TOOK ME A FEW HOURS TO CATCH UP WITH YOU!! WHERE WERE YOU AND KARAKU WHEN I DID SHOW UP?!," the youngest brother demanded as equally raged as his oldest brother, "AND WHY WERE THESE THREE ACTING LIKE LOVE STRUCK PUPS?!"
"HEY! I happened to have almost drowned! I nearly died!," The one with the wings shouted back perched on a low hanging branch, "Do you know how hard it is to move with wet wings weighing your spine down?!"
"A-And I was poisoned and helpless at the time. B-B-But Sekido has a point Karaku. You shouldn't have done that," the blue one stuttered out.
"Alright! I fucked up but don't gang up on me when Sekido was the one who kept getting beheaded and left us to do most of the work! And I was blown away by that stupid samurai! How was it my fault I acted on fighting instincts?!"
"It's quite easy to explain really. ALL OF YOU ARE USELESS BUMBLING IDIOTS!! I CAN'T COUNT ON YOU FOR ANYTHING!!" AKAZA STARTED stepping forward. "KARAKU IS DISTRACTED BY ANY PRETTY WOMAN!! BOTH UROGI AND KARAKU NEVER TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY!! AIZETSU NEVER GROWS A DAM BACK BONE WHEN HE NEEDS TOO!" Akaza slowly stepped out from behind some trees. "AND ZAHAKUTEN IS MORE STUBBORN AND THINKS HE KNOWS EVERYTHING!! AND THE MASTER IS GOING TO BE FURIOUS WITH US!! HIS COULD LITERALLY NOT BE ANY WORSE!!" 
Karaku froze in his spot first seeing the taller Upper Moon approach Sekido from behind. Aizetsu wheezed a breath out stuttering and holding up a hand to shakily pointed behind him. Zohakuten leaned over to look past Sekido and much like Karaku immediately froze. Urogi choked on the roasted pig leg he was eating which landed on the ground with a thud and he began coughing a lot. 
"What's wrong with you morons now?! Does the truth hurt? GOOD!! MAYBE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO- HRK!!"  Something strong wrapped around his neck and lifted him up. He choked and dropped his staff to grab at the hand wrapped around his neck before he was turned and froze as he stared into the rage filled eyes of Upper Moon Three.
"I should've expected you to be trouble. As soon as you became Upper Moon Four you challenged me without thinking." His grip tightened. "Now all of you are going to put out that fire and come with me. If not-...Well Kokushibo never said to keep you in one piece. He only said to bring you back. Now what will it be."
....The bonfire was quickly put out and five men were marched off towards the direction of the Infinity Castle.
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Hmm.
Well this certainly was quite a headache wasn't it? After all why wouldn't it be? He had a lot of work on his shoulders to complete. He didn't have the time to get all these problems. The beginning of the year was fine enough. It was only when he summoned Kaigaku to train that he was made aware of the news.
The bark of trees felt rough against the palm of grey skin, perfect to blending into shadows and walking along the darkness of the cursed trees that beckoned any unknowing traveler further into their branches. A light step. Another light step. Light enough to not be heard by anyone my dear. A quiet mouse amongst the darkness a contrast to the many others in the surroundings. He moved amongst the shadows which were his best friends. His only allies in this battle of the most deadliest predator to live among them and for once he wasn't at the top of the deadly food chain.
Dark tree past dark tree. Weaving past darkness and limbs and lungs heavy with air whirled around by the wind. Close. The danger was close. Breath. Sweet air was the need. The fuel for the best outcome. For his eventual clash with the death bringer. The trees couldn't hide that from him. Adrenaline pumping. Viens bunching up as a black tsuka of a katanna was grabbed, burnt to the touch as the rumbling of thunder was fueled by the whirling, taunting, wind in his lungs to make way for an electrical storm that bubbled through his blood vessels and gave the needed power to metal to become the lightning strike that shook the scene before him. All time became irrelevant as with each mighty push of his body from the allied shadows gave him the momentum for the target gaining closer and closer to his face. Where was it? WHERE WAS IT WHERE WAS IT?! He felt it was close so whe-
SHING!!
A metal against metal sounds. A shine of silver in the dark. A dash of shadow. And a strike of thunder. The thunder struck the moon hard with a might that should be feared certainly. But the moon always shines brighter. A deadly hand struck out and with one blow to his head. The thunder was defeated.
"You have... improved greatly since our last meeting...But you...still rush things too much.."
There was a mumble from the body on the ground followed by a loud groan. Yep. He'd have a headache for the rest of the day now.
"If...you had waited ...ten more seconds... you would have...dealt a great blow to my...shoulder blade... However you seem to be...in better spirits..than before." There was a sound as a moon's blade was put away. "Get up...We shall try again immediately..."
The black cloaked body cursed at himself but pushed himself to his feet as he was ordered. "Yes. Let's try again."
"... Perhaps you..have something on your mind...that distracts you? You seem...oddly calmer...But I doubt...you have learnt patience yet."
"Heh. You could say that I guess." A rare smile that wasn't as smug was smiled.
"The magatama on your wrist...did you perhaps...lose it again?"
"...No. I chose to present it to someone else."
"Explain."
"I'm engaged."
Silence.
"....I see. ...I was not expecting this...Who?"
"It's complicated. I honestly don't believe it myself a few times. ...But it's not important. I'm ready to continue. Let's try again-"
"No...You shall explain...to me..all details at once..it is...a matter that... impacts your... ability to..concentrate. I must know...in order to ..best make it so...you focus..."
It was quite a surprise for him to learn about the entire situation. A human girl stumbling blindly in here  being chased by other demons during mating season and then being chased into the safety of Kyogai's mansion only to be courted by his apprentice and agreed to be engaged. To be fair not the worst surprise he's ever heard of but it was still a surprise anyone wanted to marry such a angry samurai. ...Hmm. he'd look into it later. Unfortunately any training had to be cut short with news reaching him about a string of murders in the capital. A slew of murders had taken place overnight and seven girls between the ages of sixteen and twenty had been brutally slaughtered in one night. He had to cancel the last week of their planned training to go and see what this was all about. He was afraid it could've been a demon with Bloodlust Syndrome. This wasn't good. However not even a few days later it went from bad to worse thanks to himself being summoned by Nakime and Kyogai and Akaza.
"What seems to...be the problem."
"What's wrong?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG!!," Kyogai mentally screamed at him. Hmm. Strange. Usually the lowest Kizuki was much more docile to him but it seemed something riled him up beyond rational thinking. "TELL THE MASTER TO CALL OFF HANTENGU'S SONS!! THEY DESTROYED MY HOME AND KIDNAPPED TWO PEOPLE UNDER MY CARE!! AKAZA JUST ARRIVED AND HAD TO EXPLAIN WHO THEY WERE!!!"
Akaza stewed silently in agreement to their right as Nakime silently observed keeping them all together.
"Calm yourselves... Explain...in detail...what has happened."
He was mentally rubbing his temples by the time Akaza and Kyogai had finished explaining the entire situation to him. The things he had to fix on a daily basis was maddening as it was infuriating. 
"Where is Kaigaku? Tell him...to assist...until I arrive."
"I can't. I ordered him to get the woman and child somewhere safe."
He mentally turned to face Akaza. "You went... deliberately..over my head...and ordered him..away?"
"I had to ensure the victims they were after were safe!" Akaza spoke with barely held back rage. "What do YOU think I should've done?!"
"....We will discuss.... you're disrespect later...for now you will...track down the ones responsible..and bring them to...Hairou for holding...until I can arrive. I must see...the damage done....When you have delivered them...you will bring the girl...and child to me. They seem...the focus..of much trouble...I have to figure out. Until then...you are all... dismissed." A strum from Nakime cut off both of the Kizuki talking to him originally but he still had one other thing to do. "Nakime...Bring me... Kaigaku immediately."
STRUM!!
The sounds of the biwa guitar sounds out and he waited patiently mentally rubbing his temples. Perfect. Now he would have to put his investigation on hold while he saw over this mess. He only had to wait ten minutes but eventually someone joined the two of them. An irritated annoyed presence that was familiar to him but the new male paused when he noticed Kokushibo there.
"Sensai?," Kaigaku asked clearly confused to what was going on.
"I'll get to..the point. I am aware of your problem....You left your..post and...took the human girl and ...child somewhere." Kaigaku remained silent. "Akaza will be there...in five days time..to retrieve them from your...custody..you are to leave..them and head back...to your post.. immediately."
"WHAT?! BUT I CAN'T!! SHE NEEDS ME!!" Kaigaku pushed back with force that his stubbornness came with. "She can't be left alone!! What kind of thing is that to ask me?!"
"Are. You. Questioning. Me." Kaigaku went cold and silent. "You. Will. Do. As. I. Say. Immediately. Or there will be.... consequences.  Nakime."
STRUM!!
Their connection was severed and he was left in his own body. Again sighing and getting ready to experience a massive headache. Things were not going as he liked.
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-THIS NEXT PART TAKES PLACE A FEW DAYS AFTER CH 29-
Something's bubbling in one corner. Something stinks of chemicals on the desk. The world in here was dark save for random candle lights. What lied inside was not for the faint of heart and where brave men wouldn't even dare venture. So maybe that's why he did. He was considered insane after all. Insane enough to poke the sleeping dragon. He knew the monster inside knew of his presence long before he just blatantly opened the door with a loud creak.
"Did you bring me what I wanted?"
The figure in the dark corner didn't even look up from his work. A small syringe in his hand dripping a few drops of a clear orange liquid into a slightly larger vile of crystal clear different liquid. The few orange drops were swirled inside like small mists. Footsteps approached him and he still didn't bother to look up when a small notepad was placed on the table next to him. 
"And that is?"
"New information I got on her from Kaigaku. You should read it over and have a look. It's actually quite interesting.~"
Red eyes finally bothered to look up and put down his work. The viles put down. And the notepad slid over and opened. There was silence as teal eyes watched as pages were slowly read. The only sounds were the crinkling of paper as pages were only turned ...and slowly the notepad was closed.
"....Bring me Kokushibo. I want all Kizuki to the Infinity Castle immediately. And I want that human with them."
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[네이버 포스트] 김남준은 이 화보에서도 섹. 시. 느. 낌. 아니고 섹. 시. (@ https://naver.me/5t4OfaFC) 
#BTS #방탄소년단 #RM #김남준
[Naver Post] Kim Namjoon’s pictorial is not just s.e.x.y.n.u.k.i.m. but s.e.x.y.
Naver Post Translation
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[BTS] Me, Myself, and RM 비하인드 포스트
[BTS] Me, Myself, and RM Behind Post
아-하!
Hi-A!
(T/N: Stands for ‘Hi ARMY’, which is how Bangbell always starts these posts.)
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두둥탁! 아미들 저 또 왔어요,, (수줍)
Thump thump! ARMYs, I am here again,, (shy)
이번에는 미리 예고했던 대로! Special 8 Photo-Folio의 다음 타자! Me, Myself, and RM ‘Entirety’ 의 비하인드 포스트를 준비해왔읍니다 *^-^*
Just as I have teased before! I’ve come prepared with the behind-the-scenes post of the next one up to bat for the Special 8 Photo-Folios! Me, Myself, and RM ‘Entirety’  *^-^*
이번에도 콘셉트 포토가 뜨자마자 헐 ㅋㅋ 지존 킹왕짱 ㅋㅋ 미쳤다 ㅋㅋ 의 반응이 자자했는데요,, (웅성웅성)
As soon as this concept was released, the reactions were full of OMG haha, the best of the best haha, insane haha,, (chitter chatter)
이미 Skit 영상을 통해 많은 아미 여러분들이 아시겠지만! 옷, 액세서리 등 본인의 의견 적극적으로 얘기한 아이디어 뱅크 똑쟁이 RM,,!  이렇게 또 레전드의 레전드를 만들어내는 그는.. 도대체…
I am sure many ARMYs already know this from the Skit video! The smarty guy, idea bank RM gave his opinions on the clothes, accessories, etc.,,! Just going ahead and doing something else that's absolutely legendary.. how does he do it…
1가정 1김남준  합법화 시행하라.
1 family 1 Kim Namjoon Make it law.
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긴 말 그만하고, 따릉이 폭주족,, 다 숨겨 김조나단씨와 다양한 컨셉으로 아미들을 사로잡은 RM,, 만나러 갈 준비가 되셨나요?!
I’ll stop talking so much, bicycle gang,, the hide-him-all-away Kim Jonathan* and RM who captured ARMYs’ hearts with various concepts,, Are you ready to meet them?!
(T/N: *A joke in ARMY twitter is that RM seems like a ‘Jonathan’ when he’s channeling his sexy persona.)
바로 가보자고~!
Then let’s go~!
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엥 뭐야..? 뭐야?..?? 시작부터 왜 꽃 밖에 안 보이지? 김남준 어디갔어엌!!!!!!!!!! 김남준 불러와앜!!!!!!!!!!!! 저는 김남준 보고 싶단 말이에요!!!!!  (워이워이,, 진정해 방림,,,)
Huh What is this..? What is this?..?? Right from the start why can I only see flowers? Where did Kim Namjoon goooo!!!!!!!!!! Bring me Kim Namjooooon!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to see Kim Namjoon!!!!! (Whoa whoa,, Relax, Bangbell,,,)
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인간 나무 그 자체 김RM,,, 너무너무 평화롭고,,, 편안해,,,,  사진 당장 출력해서 A3 사이즈로 액자 걸어.. 그곳이 낙원. 이니까.
The very definition of a human tree Kim RM,,, So so peaceful,,, and calm,,,, I want to print those pictures right away in size A3 and frame them.. Because that place. Is. Paradise.
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제목 : 꽃을 찍는 꽃 (혼절)
Title : A Flower Capturing a Flower (Swoon)
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이번 컨셉은 미술관에서 촬영이 진행되었는데요! (메이킹을 보시면 아실 수 있답니다)(찡긋)
For this concept they shot at an art museum! (You can find out all about it if you watch the making film)(wink)
방림이가 또 스포를 하자면,, 수근수근 (스포 피할 아미들은 흐린 눈 하고 다음 사진으로 호다닥 넘어가 주기!)
If I may give you another spoiler,, whisper whisper (For ARMY who want to avoid spoilers, please cover your eyes and move on to the next picture!)
이번에 RM씨가 직접 촬영지 선정, 그리고 작가님의 촬영 허가까지! 직.접 했다는 사실. 나 또 김남준 멋있네…
This time around RM picked out the location himself, and even got the artist’s permission! He seriously did it Him. Self. Kim Namjoon is so cool…
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나.. 나 또 과몰입하게 만드네.. .. .... . 나 이 사람 알아.. 나 혼자 설레고 나 혼자 이별하고..  뒤에서 몰래 지독하게 짝사랑 한 남자 아무튼 그 사람 맞음
He's.. he's really making me delulu again.. .. .... . I know this person.. He gets excited all on his own and he parts ways all on his own.. He secretly harbors a deep unrequited love-anyways, yeah, that’s who he is
저 책에다 이렇게 메모하고 싶은데 좀 주시술 있을까요..? …지…적….섹….시….김…남…준…
I want to jot this down on that book. Will you let me..? …s…e….x…y.…i…n…t…e…l…l…e…c…t….Kim…Nam…Joon…
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악 아악 위험.. 위험경보… 912단계..! !!!!!! !!! !!  (또 까마귀 소환하는 방림이)
Ah Ahh Danger.. Danger warning… Level 912..! !!!!!! !!! !! (Bangbell is once again imitating a crow)
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자전거가 이렇게 오토바이처럼 보일 수 있는거임? 따릉이도? 이걸 김남준이 해냅니다.. ((((((조나단 숨겨))))))
Can a bicycle really look like a motorbike? Even a rental bike? Kim Namjoon did that.. ((((((Hide Jonathan))))))
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나참,, 나 사진보고,,, 1번씩 만 감탄하게 해주세요,, 매혹,,, 카리스마,,, 킹갓제너럴어쩌구저쩌구제일좋은단어모음합침 = 김남준
I just,, I just want to be able to look at each of his pictures only once,,, please,, the allure,,, the charisma,,, KingGodGeneralSomethingSomethingAllTheBestWords = Kim Namjoon
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아미들이 좋아하는.. 뒷모습,, (사진) 과연 저 사진의 결과물은 방림이가… 준비했을까요?! 방림이 특 : 보통 이렇게 언급하면 준비한 거임
That back profile.. that ARMYs really like,, (pictures of) Did I really come prepared… with those photos?! Bangbell’s tip : Usually if I mention it like this, I’ve prepared something
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RM만의 감성이 듬뿍 담긴 필름카메라 사진 ! Photo By. RM 몇 장도 보고 가실까요?!
Film camera photos that generously capture RM’s vibe ! Should we look at a few Photo By. RM?!
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위 사진의 결과물.jpg 옆에 보이는 손마저 ㄱㅇㅇ ㄱㄴㅈ ㄱㅇㅇ (오열)
The product of the photo from above.jpg Even his hand that you can see on the side is a QT KNJ QT (sobs)
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하늘과 구름,, 그리고 RM의 손하트라…  오늘부터 배경화면 해놓으면 일코 완성ㅋㅋ (다음날 : 아미씨 ~ RM 좋아하는구나~?)
The sky and clouds,, and RM’s finger heart… If I set this as my phone wallpaper starting today, I can totally pass as a local haha (The next day : ARMY ~ So you like RM~?)
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(너무 귀여워서 멘트 생략합니다)
(He’s so cute I’m going to leave out my comment)
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갬성 넘치는 (이라고 쓰고,, 방림이 취향을 곁들인) 사진도 살포시 ~!
Overflowing with aesthetic (I write that, ,and it’s really my style), these pictures are so soft too~!
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보고만 있어도 세상이 환해질 것 같은 왕크왕귀 댕댕이였다가
He’s just a giant adorable pupper who makes the world feel brighter just looking at him
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올블랙 수트섹시 였다가.. 기절할게요 걍…
So sexy in an all black suit.. Imma just go and pass out…
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하… 미쳤다 미쳤어 (좋은뜻) 이번에도 방림이 포스트 작성하다가 과다출혈로 조기 퇴근하겠습니다! (당당) 사유 : Me, Myself, and RM 비하인드 포스트  (당연히 안됨) (시무룩)
Ha… I’m going crazy. I’m going crazy (in a good way) Once again, while writing a post I need to go home early due to excessive bleeding! (confident) Cause : Me, Myself, and RM behind post (Of course not) (Sulk)
우리 아미 여러분들,, 이번에도 좋은 스포를 당하셨을까요,,? 방림이는 궁그매..! 궁금하다구..!
ARMY,, were things spoiled for you this time as well,,? I’m curious..! I’m very curious..!
이번 포스트로 남은 수, 목요일 잘 버티고 추석연휴를 아주 알차고, 즐겁게 보내자구요!
With this post, let’s get through the remaining Wednesday and Thursday and enjoy the Chuseok holiday!
방림이는 아미들을 위해 좋은 콘텐츠를 들고 다시 돌아오겠습니다!
I will come back with more good content for ARMYs!
아미들! 미리 해피추석!
ARMYs! Happy Chuseok in advance!
아-뿅!
A-Poof!
(T/N: Short for “Bye ARMY! Poof!”, which is how Bangbell always ends these posts.)
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