#at this point I AM FELIX-

[sadboytristan]

Man, I have the audacity to roast Felix as if I didnt step into the shower and say "ayo?? What the fuck am I stepping on?? Why my feet squishy???"

I got in to the shower, WEARING MY GODDAMN S O C K S- and you know what, I couldve rolled with that BUT TELL ME WHY

I SCREECHED "J I M I N E Y J A M I N E Y" like I was BORN AND RAISED SAYING- like it was the moST NATURAL THING FOR ME,, rolled right out my MOUTH just like that

AND THEN I GOT HIT WOTH THE ONE TWO GUTPUNCH, staring off LIKE THEY DO IN THE O F F I C E

AND I SAW INSANE FIX IT FELIX JR LOOKING AT ME THROUGH MY OWN GODDAMN REFLECTION-

THIS WAS MY FACE, THIS WAS THE EXPRESSION-

It's been hours, it's been SIX HOURS and this has HAUNTED me ALL DAY

It was the way my mom waited AN HOUR before asking me "hey so...you uh, yelled Jiminey jaminey?? Or were you listening to felix in the shower???" WHICH ONE IS WORSE??? She thought I was LISTENING TO HIM WHILSTINTHESHOWER-

[witheredhope2007]

CAN'T THINK, NEED DRINK

WRONG KIND OF THIRST.

[moeblob]

I am really tired of a situation rn.

[sgtcalhouns]

I’ve spent a lot of time over the years thinking about how felix and tamora are about pda. I think felix LOVES holding hands and kisses on the cheek and little pecks but he’s very polite and respectful and thinks anything else should remain private. and since tamora is so bad at letting her feelings show she’s generally anti-pda, and it takes her a while to get used to felix reaching for her hand and stuff. but then I think they do reach a point where they have settled into and embraced their feelings for one another where they just forget all the common sense they previously possessed and become absolutely unbearable to be around. just constantly forgetting that they are in public and everyone can see them. it’s like they’re physically incapable of leaving it at one kiss, it always turns into several kisses which very easily becomes making out before they’ve even realized it. and I DO like to imagine them doing that absolutely insufferable couple thing where they’re leaned in close talking to each other in soft voices about how much they like each other, completely nauseating, why did you even leave the house to do this just stay home

[everkait]

i’ve recently come to the conclusion that, unfortunately, i’m panlix trash. and like, what am i supposed to do with that information? what am i supposed to do? this ship is dead. i’m literally 11 years late to the party. 5 days ago i didn’t even know felix fucking existed, let alone that someone shipped him with pan. the only reason why i was even thinking about getting back into ouat after an 8-year absence was peter pan and then suddenly felix is there and i’m like whattt? what- this wasn’t planned- this wasn’t supposed to happen. let me obsess over my little maniac child-kidnapping devil in peace felix, go away, we don’t want you here. but apparently we DO! goddamn it. now i don’t know which one i like more. is it the mischievous demon-kid or his most loyal and favourite lost boy? arrgh. the horror.

[crescentfool]

grocery boy (a splatoon oc animatic)

audio source

[badoccultadvice]

While it's sort of fun to invent new recipes out of the dwindling ingredients we have left in the pantry, I think it would be more fun if you supported us on KoFi so that we can buy cat food, milk, and protein.

The state is dragging its feet on food stamps for no reason and my disability application is moving at the speed of molasses, otherwise I wouldn't even ask. But we could really, really, really use help right now.

[sloyla]

I don't even know what am I suppose to do with my life if season 6 starts and I found out Felix did not in fact moved into the Agreste mansion with his mom, so that I have to wait God knows how long to see him again.

[deerlisteners]

thinking abt how felix derides the blind loyalty & chivalry of dedue & ingrid but his loyalty is so integral to his character that if he defects from the faerghan army he becomes basically aimless and gets generally worse endings…. how he admits that he’s become exactly what he couldn’t bear to see in dimitri…………….. & thinking abt how he refuses to entertain the idea of the dead having any bearing on reality to dimitri & ingrid but then when dimitri dies in non-AM routes felix is always thinking abt him (“could i have saved him? could i have stopped him?” + wanting to avenge him etc.)…….. & thinking abt how he acts all standoffish & like he doesn’t care but he painstakingly adapts his fighting style to complement those of his friends to keep them safe…….. what CAN’T he do

[a-being-of-pure-vitriol]

I'm sorry I somehow was not expecting Ty fucking Betteridge to say the words

"Chris is right Marissa, playing dumb doesn't suit me- do I look like a himbo?"

[iniziare]

Tag drop: Dorian Pavus

[dallonwrites]

my autistic ass when i would try to explain to my non-autistic writer friends how my ocs don’t just feel like characters/plot devices/narrative tools, they feel like fully fledged people that just live inside my brain who i just have access to for some reason and the stories i write are merely a snapshot into their fully fledged personhood/lives. and that that these feelings don’t mean i’m unaware of my role/agency/responsibility as the writer who has the final say in these characters and how they are written it just means that my writing process feels very intuitive and i can only describe it as “listening” and “getting to know” these people that just live inside my brain in a way that i don’t feel like i can completely elaborate on. and because of this i would actually consider these characters “real” in their own way because the impact and influence they have had on me as a person beyond just my writing is so real and not having them would feel like i’m missing a part of myself 

[sieglinde-freud]

just saw the feh banner and lmfao… yunaka you poor girl… where are your friends… who are these stuffy fodlan people… singlehandedly saved us from purely fodlan christmas give it up for her

[felixisfruity]

so my school is partnered with a college and we were touring part of it and learning about public safety careers today. but oh my GOD it was so hard to not comment on every thing said about cops

[blujayonthewing]

BBEG, doing a little straight-from-the-DM exposition: so, my whole deal is that I, Calla, was cursed by the goddess Suni, and now I'm seeking my vengeance upon her; I'm going to destroy her, because I hate her

limerick, the literal next session, explaining what we know so far to an NPC: we saw Calla again, she's been reborn somehow-- and also we learned her True Name, which is Suni

me:

[randomnameless]

What do you think is the relationship between Dimitri and Rhea? I've seen some people ship them ?

People ship whoever they want lol

I think they have a good relationship at least, since Dimitri never wants to kick her out of her home not kill her for the lols, and Rhea is mentionned to have offered support to the Kingdom when they required it (after the Tragedy of Duscur, and in Nopes, after the Civil War when Dimitri ascended to the throne) - in CF, we know Rhea's presence made Rufus unable to pull his Nopes's stunt, but also prevented Cleobulus from rekting Rufus and framing Dimitri, who keeps both of his eyes in this route!

In Nopes, Rhea gives him Seteth Willy's shield and Dimitri, while it's muddled because Hresvelg Grey, only has reservations about sheltering Rhea due to the Empire who might attack them in retaliation, Dimitri however mentions how Rhea send support and help after the civil war, so it's not that far fetched to think Dimitri, as a person, would like to help and support in turn the person who already helped him. Their battle lines also imply they train together !

Now, as for pairings and relationships in general it's more headcanon land but,

As someone we all miss who was harassed from social media because some people just can't accept people don't love their favourite png, mentionned, I think Dimitri would be a bit confused about his feelings, would he see Rhea as a mother figure, a friend, the archbishop he has to show deference to, someone who punches really hard, a training partner, a love interest or something else?

As for Rhea, would Dimitri be a friend, another surrogate son, a mirror of her younger self she'd like to help ? Another Willy? An ally? A love interest?

HC : Dimitri is afraid to ask anyone if they would teach them how to dance, because with his Blaiddyd strength he is afraid of hurting them, but when they spar, Lady Rhea ignores his blows like they're nothing ? Would she agree to help him?

Little does he know, Rhea is a terrible dancer herself, but if she remembers correctly, Flayn watched a lot of students repeat for the Heron Cup, so maybe she would know what to do! Cue Flayn trying to teach Dimitri how to dance - at least that was the plan until Seteth popped up and decided to be Dimitri's instructor, himself.

Seeing the three of them argue "why must you ruin things" "I perfectly know how to dance" "as if you know how to dance! Just look at your beard!" he laughs, saying they look like a family which make the nabateans very embarassed, of course not, they're totally not related (save for Seteth and Flayn!). Totally not.

(Sylvain later notes that both Lady Rhea, Seteth and Flayn didn't end up with a broken feet or something after trying to teach Dimitri how to dance, maybe it's a coincidence or they really are related and they have sturdy bones or something...)