#IMAGINE THE JARRING NON-SEQUITURS THAT MIGHT SUDDENLY CROP UP IN ROLEPLAY AND THROW EVERYTHING OFFKILTER.
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blujayonthewing · 2 months ago
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BBEG, doing a little straight-from-the-DM exposition: so, my whole deal is that I, Calla, was cursed by the goddess Suni, and now I'm seeking my vengeance upon her; I'm going to destroy her, because I hate her
limerick, the literal next session, explaining what we know so far to an NPC: we saw Calla again, she's been reborn somehow-- and also we learned her True Name, which is Suni
me:
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#imagine. imagine. imagine how much MUCH more often this exact thing happens inside her brian#in situations where we WEREN'T being spoonfed direct unambiguous lore dumps.#in situations where she DIDN'T immediately turn around and pass on the game of telephone to somebody else#where the rest of the table could go 'OHP hang on you mixed that up :)' right away#IMAGINE THE KINDS OF THOUGHTS AND PLOTS THAT ARE SPINNING OUT IN THE COMPLETE WRONG DIRECTION INSIDE HER HEAD AT ALL TIMES.#JUST COOKING FOR MONTHS AND MAYBE EVEN YEARS.#WHERE NOBODY CAN EVEN HELP HER COURSE CORRECT BECAUSE NO ONE CAN SEE IT HAPPENING.#IMAGINE THE JARRING NON-SEQUITURS THAT MIGHT SUDDENLY CROP UP IN ROLEPLAY AND THROW EVERYTHING OFFKILTER.#IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE THE WAY I AM AS A HUMAN AND HAVE BEEN PLAYING DND WITH HER FOR YEARS AND YEARS#distressing. actually DISTRESSING how egregious this one was gkjhfddfkjhdf oh-- he just Told You DIRECTLY and you STILL got it SO WRONG I--#anyway I am SO fucking grateful justin is in this campaign with me aaaaahhh#pahvu's player has intentionally committed to 'pahvu's head is almost perfectly empty and his character has zero complexity'#and limerick is...........#felix's original campaign's party was comprised of two stupid-to-the-point-of-Obviously-Gag-Characters and limerick and felix#and BOY HOWDY THAT WOULD HAVE SUCKED LMAO#oh felix you do ALL the thinking. and christ knows you'd better do a lot of the talking too! you're the only one with a braincell!!#good luck!!!
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