#ez anon

[toxycodone]

modern au laios when you tell him you wanna go on T. its anxiety inducing but honest to god i see him going like “oh yeah, i didnt wanna push you but honestly i was wondering when you were gonna tell me.” absolutely taken aback but still nervous, telling him about all the effects: but ill look and smell and sound different and what if you dont like me anymore?? he looks up and thinks for a moment before resolutely saying “hmm, no i dont see that happening.” its hard to rid yourself of the seed of doubt until hes there with you at your appointments and helping you with your injections and pointing out new sprouting hairs and excitedly measuring your tdick growth before sucking it down like hes a parched man in the desert -ez

Oh this is the most self fucking indulgent ask you could’ve sent me ez. Do you want me to die. I am going to explode. FUCK.

ship. Laios Touden x Reader

content. sfw + nsfw. ftm!reader + gender dysphoria + Laios just being a good boyfriend for transitioning reader

OH MY GOD. Yes yes yes. Laios’s sexuality is so fluid to me. He’s just attracted to YOU. You looking different or being different doesn’t phase him at all

Like when you bring up how T will change your body and stuff he’s just like 🤷 so. You’re still gonna be you. And like. That may be hard to believe at first but then you come to see just how genuine he is,,,

Laios sits in on your doctor appointments and actually LISTENS. Learns how taking testosterone will affect your body + voice + even your personality at times and like. He’s preparing himself mentally for it all.

When the doctor demonstrates how to give yourself a T shot, Laios watches intently. And the next appointment he asks the doctor to let him do it and show him (if it’s okay with you).

And when you’re feeling dysphoric, Laios just listen to you and hold you tight. He’s not the best at reassuring you besides just being honest, because you’re always going to be a man to him. And that’s his form of validating you. But he lets you vent and be sad and just kisses you sweetly and tries to get your mind off things

BUT HES ACTUALLY SO FASCINATED BY HOW TESTOSTERONE CHANGES YOU!!! Like oh my god your voice? Your body hair?? He’s like fangirling. Laios is probably equally if not more excited than you are about the changes happening to you. Because not only is biology and the human body amazing but! You’re becoming more yourself!! He sees just how much happier and how confident you are and is just over the moon. It makes him happy to see you happy

AND YOUR T DICK. FUUUUUCK DONT EVRN GET ME STARTED

Laios calls it your cock without even being prompted he’s like “you’re growing a penis,,,” and is all 👀

MEASURING IT. Y E S. he’s so enthralled by like how much your body is changing it’s insane to him in the best way possible.

He’s gotta have it in his mouth IMMEDIATELY. He’s slurping on that shit like no other it’s gross because he’s just not even holding back the gross wet sounds

AND. HE. HE NEEDS YOU TO FUCK HIM WITH IT. Immediately. He doesn’t care if it’s short and if you wanna do it with a fake sheathe he’s totally fine but PLEASE. Fuck his ass. He needs it.

[amber-tortoiseshell]

Phylogenetic weasel tournament

Family: Mustelidae

Subfamily: Guloninae - FINAL

Genus: Gulo, Martes, Pekania, Eira

Subfamily finale!

Sable

Fisher

pictures: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

[nattinatalia]

concept: “now i know you didn’t just say that to your mother, my wife”

angst to fluff pls

“Ama porque no?” Ezequiel follows you into the kitchen.

“Porque estás castigado, y que no tu papá te cacho la semana pasada en una fiesta con Cassandra?” You smirk at him.

He groans. “I didn’t know dad told you.”

“Porfavor Ezequiel, tu papá me dice todo.” You start chopping lettuce and tomatoes. “Ve a sacarme el mandado que quedó en mi carro.”

“So you’re not letting me go then?”

You place the knife down and look at him. “I told you no Ezequiel.”

“Ugh, you’re so lame.” He yells, “Why can’t you be fun like Tia Chelle?”

“Eze-“

“You always used to have my back and used to be fun. Now you’re always on my case about every little thing, it’s annoying.” He snaps.

You’re in disbelief and hurt at his choice of words, you don’t know what to say to him so you stay quiet.

But soon there’s a slam of a door coming from your home office and Jack is marching into the kitchen.

“Repeat what you just said.” He tells your son.

“Dad-“

Jack shakes his head, “Now I know you didn’t just say that to your mother, my wife” he warns, glaring at Ezequiel.

“Bubs it’s okay.” You try to calm him down.

“No it’s not okay, I didn’t raise him to be disrespectful towards you.” He shakes his head looking at EZ.

“How many times do we have to remind you that you’re grounded huh?” He takes a deep breath. “You’re grounded so that means no to going outside, but you can walk that ass upstairs to your room.”

“Dad wh-“

“I don’t want to hear another word from you right now. Go upstairs and before bed, I’m expecting a sincere apology to your mother.” He looks directly at his son. “I can’t believe the words that came out of your mouth.”

Ezequiel is defeated and walks out of the kitchen without another word.

“You okay baby?” Jack asks you, hugging you to him.

“Yeah, I’m just surprised that’s all.” You whisper.

“He’s a teenage boy, he’s going to say hurtful things, it’s not an excuse but it’s part of life. I’ll be there to set his ass straight all the time.”

You nod but don’t say anything, still a little shaken up from the words your son just said to you

“Hey, look at me.” Jack demands. “You’re the best mom our kids could ever ask for or need. Do not let what our angry sixteen year old son said get to you, because he couldn’t be more wrong.”

“He’s never been so angry with me before.”

“He’s going to have to get used to hearing no, he’s not doing well in school so until he changes that, it’s to school, practice and back home.” He lifts you up and sets you down on the counter.

You nod, “Thank you baby.”

“For what?”

“For defending me like that, it’s always hot when you get mad, your nose doing that flaring thing I like.” You shrug and wink at him. “It was so hot.”

Jack smirks. “Mhmm.” He spreads your thighs. “Let’s make him regret speaking to you that way.”

You lift up your dress, and pull it up to your chest. “Get to it papi.”

[stanlees-stuff]

Hi I'm Katly And I have a problem. I don't know how long you've had this blog or when you created your OCs, it's not often you see a pair like a giant in love with a blind tiny human right. I made my OCs before I found your blog and I don't want to change them because I like the way they are. They aren't a copy/paste of Mike and Ez but you know... I don't want it to seem like I took your idea. tell me what I should do. And no matter what you say I will still follow your blog, read your comics and cheer you on :)

CAN I SEE THEM!?

YOU DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING ITS PERFECTLY FINE, STUFF LIKE THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND PEOPLE CAN HAVE THE SAME IDEAS🥺

HECK THE REASON MIKE'S EVEN BLIND IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS BECAUSE I WANTED TO SEE MORE GT CHARACTERS LIKE THAT(also because of all the cool scenarios it could bring).

So please go on i have no problem with that, but pls show me ur ocs, maybe our ocs could all go on like double date or smth idk

anyways bye >:]

[imagineredwood]

Hc for Angel or EZ having a major crush on Bishop’s daughter but plot twist: she doesn’t like him back. She still nice to him but tries to pretend she doesn’t notice how he feels. Cue angst hehe — ☔️

He probably takes it the hardest. I think out of the two of them he seems to devote himself with the intent of receiving acceptance and love. He'd feel like getting with someone who knows and understands the club would work well because she would see her dad and know what comes with the territory. So for the feeling to not be mutual, it's gonna be hard on him. He would never lash out or treat her badly for not liking him back, she doesn't owe him anything at the end of the day, but I think it will be awkward for him and he will want to distance himself so he can try and forget about those feelings and move on. He'd still be friendly and protect her if ever needed, but sitting with her at a club party, flirting, inviting her out, things like that would stop. Even if he would move on, I think he'd still wonder if it was because he wasn't good enough for her and how if maybe he was different or better, he'd have had a chance with her.

He takes it better than Angel but he's still a little bummed about it. He appreciates her intelligence and with him always having a plan, he knows he would be able to learn from her and have a partner. He wouldn't take it to heart too much, still spending time around her, inviting her out as a friend, but he would start trying to move on and shift his focus somewhere else, lest he end up losing a friend too.

[suhkusa]

I JUST WANT TO SAY. I LOVE YOUR SMAUS SM. AND THE DAILY UPDATE??? 🙏🙏🙏🙏 It makes waking up easier.. Like I'm not kidding but it just feels like I have something to look forward to when I get up.. Ur smau just keeps me going 😭🙏 tysm

IM GLAD U LIKE ITTTT TYTY

[serendipitous-mage]

HEY DIDU GET A LOT OF VOTING MAIL?

this is what the ACTUAL absentee ballot envelope looks like if you've been waiting for it and aren't sure if it's in the pile of other shit they send out!!!

it will have this logo on it and also specify that it is "official absentee balloting material"

every 'official' looking piece of mail i got for weeks i thought would be it and wasn't, my ballot was returned to the city clerk office so i went in and picked up a new one in person

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YOU CAN DO THIS TOO!! i am holding your hand, i am prepping a blanket fort for you to crawl into and hide once you get back, it's ok, we can do this<3

IF YOU'RE MISSING YOUR BALLOT, check vote dot org, or, just google your city/town and 'election office' or 'municipal clerk', you can go in and let them know you don't have your ballot yet and would like to cancel what they sent out and pick up a new one in person, you may even be able to just fill it out there and hand it back to them all in one trip!

i'll rebagel with some links i can get a better pic also if anyone needs sorry i was just sending it to the gc but then decided to also post ;w;'

[dangansins-confessional]

Kyoko, my beloved, if you did not handle corpses with those gloves, I would want them in my mouth, so badly

Confession 56

[myckicade]

If you don't like EZ why the fuck are you watching the show he's the whole show

I had to sit with this for a minute, I admit. Not because I think it's right and correct, but because it's so defensive I wanted to make sure I said this properly.

Mayans M.C. is not just about EZ Reyes, just like SoA was not just about Jax Teller. If either had been the case, I never would have seen either series through. Main characters give us a focal point, sure, but the supporting cast are the meat of the tale. If not for them, for their lives and storylines, EZ probably would have been shot dead in S1, or, at the very least, still behind bars. There is no show without all of the players present. And, unfortunately, he's endangering said players.

An issue I have with the telling of this story, and its main player, EZ Reyes, is that they've stripped him of anything and everything I could possibly root for. As President, he's in the Clay Morrow era of leadership. Every move is designed to benefit himself the Club on a financial level. It's about ego, and power. Status. Outsmarting people who are a hell of a lot smarter and more experienced. The writers have skittered right past creating an antihero, and instead have taken a head-first dive into presenting us with a villain to lead the way. It's hard to pull for a dude who's just going to get his people - his support - killed.

In the end, this is fiction, and I do enjoy the fact that this show makes me feel a rainbow of emotions. But EZ Reyes is still a character who can go cannonball onto a fence post.

[ladythot]

do you have any useful tips for people that get hate for what they write about? i write about noncon, dubcon, stepcest and dark fics in general. idk if you’ve ever experienced hate, but i’m asking around people because it’s really a struggle and you’re one of the writers from a diff fandom i read from to get inspiration.

Respectfully, I can hardly give a fuck about any of them at my best advice

[toxycodone]

goooooood morning oxy i think you should post some of them incest asks 😋 -ez

what say you all….is it incest Saturday?

[gretahayes]

Is there a tag for your green lantern oc I miss her so much she was so great

ngl i do kind of miss her too. i was just getting silly with it.

[nattinatalia]

Can you write something about Mia telling Jack his feet stink and EZ defends him because Ez says MEN ARE SMELLY. 💀

The kids were currently laying on yours and Jack’s bed, after their bath they wanted to watch some movies before bed time.

Jack had just gotten home from playing soccer with the boys, so he was exhausted and all he wanted to do was sleep.

He laid down in bed, kicking his shoes off.

Mia gasps, “Eww.” She covers her nose. “Daddy, your feet stink.”

“No they don’t.” Jack defends himself.

Mia nods, “They really do, they smell like rotten cheese and a wet dog.”

“Mia, stop being mean to daddy.” Ezequiel glares at his sister.

“I’m not being mean, I’m telling the truth.” Mia pretends to gag, “why are boys so stinky?”

“Mia.” You warn.

“It’s okay.” Jack shrugs. “Keep that same energy when you’re older.” He gets up and heads to the bathroom to shower.

Ez rolls his eyes, “You are a big meanie to daddy.” He shakes his head. “Your mouth stinks.”

She gasps, “No it doesn't.”

“Daddy didn’t say nothing but it does.” Ezequiel turns to you. “Momma she didn’t brush her teeth.”

You chuckle, shaking your head, this was an everyday thing with your little family.

Mia groans, gets out of bed and heads towards the bedroom door. “Where are you going Mia? The movie is about to start.”

“To bed, I don’t want to be with stinky boys.”

Ezequiel smiles, “Can’t take the heat.”

“You don’t even know what that means, you copied tío Sunni.”

“Whatever stinky mouth.”

“MOM” Mia gasps, “tell him I don’t have a stinky mouth.”

[stanlees-stuff]

Has Mike and Ez ever had an argument?

this is how all of them go

y'know, for someone who gets their hair done by a blind guy Ez looks decent

yay mike and ez in motion!! don't expect this too often

anyways bye >:]

[office-clerk-wade]

Tell Gen to stop being a baby about what has to be the coolest thing ever

I’m going to ask YOU, who clearly can’t be more then infant age, to stop whining actually. “What has to be the coolest thing ever” no? You dense dumbass? Do I gotta drill it into your skull so think a certain team would be clamoring for it? HE. DOES. NOT. ENJOY. IT. And fun fact dickwad, tastes are subjective! And his taste is that if fucking sucks! So guess what bozo, HE ISNT GOING TO ENJOY IT. That’s not some horrible evil! Get off your anonymous high horse and tell me your account so I can turn you into a pile of sludge you asshole.

[burningtacozombie]

I know Miguel and EZ have had issues (to put it mildly) for ages but that little clip from the new trailer instantly made think of their dynamic now as being the eldest sibling antagonizing the youngest. I'm really going to enjoy seeing Miguel with his brothers this season.

them having had "issues" really was putting it mildy, that made me giggle.

yes absolutely, I think their new family connection will put an interesting spin on their dynamic. but one other reason why I think Miguel might get along better with Angel than with EZ is because they just don't have all the Emily baggage between them. this only came to mind after I answered the anon ask the other day but yes, the Emily of it all is still going to be an "issue" between Miguel and EZ. especially if EZ knows how Miguel is currently treating her (from what we know so far anyway).

although, there is also the issue that Angel's baby mama framed Miguel for murder which forced him to flee to Mexico in the first place. and the high chance that it was Angel who burned down the drug warehouse (is that why EZ punched Angel in the face in one of the trailers?).

Miguel really has a lot of reasons to antagonize them both.