#lion-quotes

[thepersonalwords]

A wolf raised in a jungle is fiercer than a lion reared in a circus.

Matshona Dhliwayo

[quotelr]

A lion is born knowing how to hunt, but has to learn how to hunt well.

Matshona Dhliwayo

[palatinewolfsblog]

"Fairytales don't tell children that dragons exist.

Children already know that dragons exist.

Fairytales tell children that dragons can be killed."

G.K. Chesterton.

[worldlywritr]

Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.

- Rafiki, The Lion King

[bruceandmary]

I think doing voice for animation is... is probably acting in its most purest and ancient form. It's a bit like... the Greek form of acting, in the ancient Greek. where they had masks on. In our case, the mask is the animator's drawings, you know.

The Making of the Lion King.

Rest in peace, James Earl Jones.

[trek-tracks]

Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Eli: Dad! Daddy! Dada! Papa! DAD!

Stiles: Your son is awake

Derek: Before sunshine he's your son

[adutchlover]

Max having an emotional breakdown: If I ever turn into a cat, will you pspspsps at me?

Charles:

Max:

Charles: Oh mon petit lion, come here. Of course I will pspspsps at you.

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

[luxthestrange]

HSR Incorrect quotes #3 Maternity leave

How Jing Yuan & Assistant Y/n found Baby Yanqing

Assistant!Y/n: I just think that in a parallel universe, blorgons are- hold on-

Baby!Yanqing*Was left in a basket on top of a trashcan, crying his tiny heart out as he wiggled trying to get outta the blanket*

Assistant!Y/n*Grabs the basket* A baby...I wasn't expecting this

Jing Yuan:...Guess we'll have to support it

Assistant!Y/n: I guess I could become a general assistant not only yours, I'll probably have to work double shifts, but-

Jing Yuan*Dramatic fake gasp* Oh, I see, While you're off, climbing the ladder at Xianzhou, I'll just stay home and raise him alone!!! That's fine. I'll just give up on my dreams!?!

Assistant!Y/n: Here we go...

Jing Yuan*Tears up and sniffles, holding baby yanqing to his cheek* What? He needs to learn a strong man can cry

Baby!Yanqing*Blinks seeing a big lion man "crying"*???

Assistant!Y/n: You just wanna avoid your duties, no chance he needs to ALSO learn a man needs to have a good work ethic-

Pepper potts y/n vibes-

[diadoesart]

"No, I detest trickery. But if we ourselves are to suffer deception, our hands are no longer tied."

Recently finished the manga. It's really good...

This is also available on my kofi as a wallpaper for mobile devices, link can be found in this blog.

[shebsart]

Have you ever loved anything?

[quotelr]

When hunting a lion it is wise to remind yourself that you too are being hunted.

Matshona Dhliwayo

[celaenaeiln]

Jason: *walking into the batcave*

*deranged screaming, banging, and clawing sounds*

Jason: *jumping* WTF?! WHAT IS GOING ON? IS IT COMING FROM THAT SHIELDED CAGE??

Tim: *typing away on the batcomputer* yeah. Don't worry it's just Dick.

Jason: *watching as the metal of the padded cell bulges outward* What happened?! Is it fear gas?!?

Tim: No, we just needed to lock him in the room.

*more furious shrieking*

Jason: *highly concerned* Damn, what did you lock him in there with? A lion?

Tim: No. A therapist.

[smallfire]

"There's no good way to end this, anyone can see; There's just great big you, And little old me."

@forgotten-elegy

[olailamajnoon]

Selina, in bed with Bruce, with his arms wrapped around her: Ahhhh this is the life.

Bruce: Hnnn.

Selina: I feel so cuddled.

Bruce: I think I could change my mind about this. *sighs*

Selina: *wriggles in his arms and leans back into him* Really? You've decided you like spooning now?

Bruce: Could do without the lion though.

Nala, wrapped around Bruce as the big spoon: *growls*

Selina: (laughing) Nala likes you.

Nala: *grunts and puts her paw in Bruce's face*

Bruce, resignedly letting Nala lick him: She'll like the taste of my flesh more.

Selina: Maybe you could take her on patrol. She could eat some criminals...*catches Bruce's look* ...or parts of them.

Nala: *yawning loudly, as if unimpressed by the idea*

Bruce, closing his eyes: I���m starting to think this is your revenge for all those nights I went to sleep during sex.

Selina: Well I wasn't exactly thrilled or flattered, when you began napping right smack in the middle of it. You're a menace to society.

Bruce: Oh? Should I leave then? You can keep your bed and the lion.

Selina, sighing with his arms around her: Stay. Where will I find a guy who's okay with getting spooned by a big cat?

Bruce: I am a rare gem of a human being, 'tis true.

Selina: Oh shut up.

Bruce meets Nala