#incorrect lestappen

[adutchlover]

Max, sobbing drunk and shouting: Babe, I'm home!

Charles, sober, putting the keys on the table: Mon petit, I know, I drove us here.

[ver-lecstappen]

Lewis calling Max at 2am (2025)

Lewis: bro, wtf does it mean if charles is giving me silent treatment?

Max, sleepy: did you carried him today?

Lewis: ...what?

Max: did you opened the door for him to get in the car?

Lewis: dude...

Max: did you offered him coffee even though he likes tea?

Lewis: wtf, man!

Max: you did nothing right and you expect him to be happy? Pfff

max locks the phone and goes back cuddling charles

[a-lecstappen]

[formulafangirl]

Charles: Pierre, tell Max he’s an idiot but I still love him.

Pierre: Gross, tell him yourself

Charles: No, we’re in a fight

Pierre:

Pierre: You’re sitting on his lap

[dittaturamonegasca]

Charles: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Max: this is nonsense, you are not a worm, Charlie!

Charles: yeah, okay...but what if I was?!

Max: it is impossible, worms have four hearts and no brain!

Charles: come on, use your imagination!

Max: ok, using my imagination the real question would be: if you were a worm and therefore you had four hearts, would all of your hearts love me the same?

Charles:

Charles:

Max: ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. CHARLIE.

[il-predestinato]

MAX: Okay, that’s it. 😡🤬 Whoever just crashed in Monaco qualifying is going to be -

CHARLES: It was me.

MAX: …forgiven because everyone makes mistakes.

[adutchlover]

Charles: Are you telling in front of my face that it wasn't my corner?

Max: No, schat, no. Of course not! I wasn't-

Charles: Good. Safe answer.

Huh first time seeing this pic what's happening?

[ddaelie]

[i hope we'll get 1644 photo soon but until then]:

Lewis: *takes a photo with Charles and posts it on his Instagram*

Max in Monaco in 0.5 seconds after that on the threshold of the Rosbergs' house: *banging on the door* Open this damn door, Britney, we need to take a photo!!! Right. Now.

[sleepylapa]

[call from unknown number]

charles: hello

killer: i kidnapped max verstappen-

charles: are we on speakerphone?

killer: how are you-

charles: kill him.

killer: but you didn't even listen to my demands! i'll kill him if you don't do as-

charles: i'm not talking to you. maxi, you can kill him if you want. or don't, i don't care, but you have to be home by eight, or your pillow will be used as a bed for jimmy and sassy

[l3cv3r]

Max: I love you, Schat

Charles: I love you too, mon champion.

Max: I’d do anything for you.

Charles, softly kissing his nose: Me too, mon chéri

Max: So…how about we follow each other on instagram?

Charles: No.

[adutchlover]

Charles: Max and I are going to adopt

Oscar: That's great! When will you-

Charles: *put the paper on the table*

Charles: you can move in this week

Oscar: wait what

Charles: and please sign here

Oscar:

Charles:

Charles: Do you prefer Oscar Leclerc or Oscar Verstappen?

[ver-lecstappen]

this is humor in its finest form

[clearlyclairesblog]

Incoming text: Leave him alone.

Lewis, staring at his phone: what?

Incoming text: it takes me only a few hours to get to Maranello.

Lewis, typing back: Max?

Max: I swear Lewis, publish one pic with Charles and I'll take you out as soon as I can.

**** Some time later ****

Charles, coming home: Amour, how was your day?

Max, snorting: Nothing special. How was yours?

Charles: Noth-

* both their phones beeping *

Lestappen Rules Group Chat: LESTAPPEN RELATIONSHIP RULE N.18

We don't get jealous of each other's teammates nor do we threaten to take them out.

Charles:

Max:

Charles: Did you really threaten to take a Ferrari out?

Max, snorting: Not yours of course.

Charles: But it's still a Ferrari, non?

Max: * eyeroll *

Charles: I barely met Lewis today by the way.

Max, whispering: He better keep it like this.

Charles, eyes widening:

Max: What?

Charles, mischievous grin on his face: If I tell you Lando texted me, will you take him out instead?

[formulafangirl]

Daniel: the whole grid knows you’re in love Max: I’m not in love with Charles Daniel: I never mentioned Charles

[versatancore]

*charles just passing by*

pierre : i'm not gay but damn.

lewis : it's not gay to compliment another man bro it's okay.

max : to be honest, i'd fuck him.

george : see now? that's gay.

[il-predestinato]

Charles: Max, true love is putting someone else before yourself.

Max: *blushes* Charles, I -

Charles: Which is why I think you should walk across that ice before me.