#incorrect lestappen

[formulafangirl]

Charles: Pierre, tell Max he’s an idiot but I still love him.

Pierre: Gross, tell him yourself

Charles: No, we’re in a fight

Pierre:

Pierre: You’re sitting on his lap

[dittaturamonegasca]

Charles: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Max: this is nonsense, you are not a worm, Charlie!

Charles: yeah, okay...but what if I was?!

Max: it is impossible, worms have four hearts and no brain!

Charles: come on, use your imagination!

Max: ok, using my imagination the real question would be: if you were a worm and therefore you had four hearts, would all of your hearts love me the same?

Charles:

Charles:

Max: ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. CHARLIE.

[il-predestinato]

MAX: Okay, that’s it. 😡🤬 Whoever just crashed in Monaco qualifying is going to be -

CHARLES: It was me.

MAX: …forgiven because everyone makes mistakes.

[dreamysletters]

F1 drivers as text messages pt.3

[versatancore]

*charles just passing by*

pierre : i'm not gay but damn.

lewis : it's not gay to compliment another man bro it's okay.

max : to be honest, i'd fuck him.

george : see now? that's gay.

[exactlaptime]

heard ppl were shipping us.. shipping us? to where?

[l3cv3r]

Max: Charles and I don’t have nick names for each other.

Daniel: Hmm…

Daniel: How do you say ‘darling’ in dutch?

Max: Schat?

Charles: *poking his head into the room* Yes, mon chéri?

Daniel: Don’t lie to my face again.

[lestappen-inchident]

Alex: I’m cold.

George: Here, take my jacket.

Charles: I’m cold.

Max: What? [takes off jacket] I told you to wear more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] look, I need to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [grabs Sergio’s hat and puts it on Charles] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner.

[formulafangirl]

Daniel: the whole grid knows you’re in love Max: I’m not in love with Charles Daniel: I never mentioned Charles

[kolbalissh]

f1 as more textposts because i love to procrastinate part 2/?

[il-predestinato]

Charles: Max, true love is putting someone else before yourself.

Max: *blushes* Charles, I -

Charles: Which is why I think you should walk across that ice before me.

[sharldose]

Max: I feel that I'm missing something... Charles: *appears* Max, grabbing Charles: There he is.

[ladymarvel27]

Max: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Charles: It was me. Max: be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

Every time I think I’m done making these I get a second (third???? fourth???? fifth????) wind. Here’s part eight bitches

Masterlist

[versatancore]

charles : i decided to adopt oscar.

max : lol charlie, you're late.

charles : what do you mean "you're late." ??

max : where do you think he got his maxplaining from?

[ryesingerrose]

Interviewer: Now that I finally have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I’m listening.