#incorrect lestappen

[ver-lecstappen]

"I'm always subtle" and then proceed to kiss charles

Lando: If you don’t want people knowing, just be subtle.

Max: What do you mean? I am always subtle.

Max: *Charles crosses the room*

Max, raising his hand: Charles! Charles: *high fives Max*

Max: *interlocks their fingers*

Max: You did amazing, mate!

Charles:

Max: *brings Charles closer*

Lando, sighing and whispering: I said subtle. You are just being stupid.

[ver-lecstappen]

this is humor in its finest form

[formulafangirl]

Charles: Pierre, tell Max he’s an idiot but I still love him.

Pierre: Gross, tell him yourself

Charles: No, we’re in a fight

Pierre:

Pierre: You’re sitting on his lap

[dittaturamonegasca]

Charles: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Max: this is nonsense, you are not a worm, Charlie!

Charles: yeah, okay...but what if I was?!

Max: it is impossible, worms have four hearts and no brain!

Charles: come on, use your imagination!

Max: ok, using my imagination the real question would be: if you were a worm and therefore you had four hearts, would all of your hearts love me the same?

Charles:

Charles:

Max: ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. CHARLIE.

[il-predestinato]

MAX: Okay, that’s it. 😡🤬 Whoever just crashed in Monaco qualifying is going to be -

CHARLES: It was me.

MAX: …forgiven because everyone makes mistakes.

[versatancore]

*charles just passing by*

pierre : i'm not gay but damn.

lewis : it's not gay to compliment another man bro it's okay.

max : to be honest, i'd fuck him.

george : see now? that's gay.

[dreamysletters]

F1 drivers as text messages pt.3

[l3cv3r]

Max: I love you, Schat

Charles: I love you too, mon champion.

Max: I’d do anything for you.

Charles, softly kissing his nose: Me too, mon chéri

Max: So…how about we follow each other on instagram?

Charles: No.

[exactlaptime]

heard ppl were shipping us.. shipping us? to where?

[adutchlover]

Charles: We have a problem.

Max: What?

Charles: I saw a spider in our room.

Max: And you killed it?

Charles: I don’t think it’s fair for you to ask me that.

Max: Why?

Charles: I have two arms, that thing has eight.

Max:

Charles, reaching for a slipper: I'm glad you're here.

Max: And what about the arms thing?

Charles:

Charles: I hope you survive it, mon petit.

[ver-lecstappen]

Lewis calling Max at 2am (2025)

Lewis: bro, wtf does it mean if charles is giving me silent treatment?

Max, sleepy: did you carried him today?

Lewis: ...what?

Max: did you opened the door for him to get in the car?

Lewis: dude...

Max: did you offered him coffee even though he likes tea?

Lewis: wtf, man!

Max: you did nothing right and you expect him to be happy? Pfff

max locks the phone and goes back cuddling charles

[formulafangirl]

Daniel: the whole grid knows you’re in love Max: I’m not in love with Charles Daniel: I never mentioned Charles

[sleepylapa]

[at the end of the evening during the last interview in las vegas]

interviewer: max, how are you going to celebrate your 4th title?

max*already pretty drunk after a few beers and gin tonics*: i'm going to celebrate with my team, then at the club, and of course charles

interviewer: what? charles leclerc? what about him?

max: well my boyfriend is really upset, it was a bad race for him, i have to cheer him up, if you know what i mean😋and of course we will plan how to raise him to 2nd place in the championship

interviewer:...

max:😉

head of the RBR PR department: MAX STOP-

[meanwhile on the other side of the paddock]

charles: f*ck this team f*ck my teammate f*ck this race,i'm going to drive like a f*cking demon from now on🤬 and yeah, congratulations max with the 4th title🥰

Press:...

Fred: CHARLES,CHARL-

[il-predestinato]

Charles: Max, true love is putting someone else before yourself.

Max: *blushes* Charles, I -

Charles: Which is why I think you should walk across that ice before me.

[lestappen-inchident]

Alex: I’m cold.

George: Here, take my jacket.

Charles: I’m cold.

Max: What? [takes off jacket] I told you to wear more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling scarves on him] look, I need to make sure you don’t FREEZE to death and [grabs Sergio’s hat and puts it on Charles] how long have you been cold you should’ve said something sooner.

[predestined-one16]

2024 Max to 2021 Lewis: I will take your 8th title and win for the next 4 years

2021 Lewis:...

2024 Lewis to 2021 Max: I will race w2w with Charles and become his teammate in 2025

2021/2024 Max: ...

2021/2024 Max: don't you fucking da-...