#lestappening

[dittaturamonegasca]

Charles: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Max: this is nonsense, you are not a worm, Charlie!

Charles: yeah, okay...but what if I was?!

Max: it is impossible, worms have four hearts and no brain!

Charles: come on, use your imagination!

Max: ok, using my imagination the real question would be: if you were a worm and therefore you had four hearts, would all of your hearts love me the same?

Charles:

Charles:

Max: ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. CHARLIE.

[dittaturamonegasca]

I BEG YOUR F*CKING PARDON MY HUSBANDS ARE REAL

[themissingmango]

Subtle jewelry additions for Vegas…which could mean nothing 👀

[countingstars-17]

a short story about how oscar became a carrier pigeon for max and charles:

[thearchercore]

remember when sleep deprived charles lost all his pr training in vegas and giggled and ijboled through his interview with max

[dittaturamonegasca]

I BEG YOUR F*CKING PARDON

Charles calling his puppy Leo is the perfect cover. Now when someone walks past his driver's room and hears him cooing about how much he loves his little lion man they will assume he is talking about his adorable puppy and not the adorable Dutch lion who is also perched in his lap.

[yappielestappie]

no i am sorry but charles YANKING his hand away from pierre???? so he can shake hands with max? the way they left him standing there, the way they kept yapping to each other with zero regard for anyone else? my boyfriends are so back.

[andthatsp1]

let’s all cope with the day by watching Max act sus af the second there’s red in his peripheral vision.

[dittaturamonegasca]

lestappen being so ts coded kills me every time

Lestappen | Gold Rush, Taylor Swift

[tyrannosaurus-maxy]

Max and Charles' debrief about the weather and tyre sets for tomorrow :')

(isolated audio for maxplaining sessions - tagging this series #audio**)

[dittaturamonegasca]

Max: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Charles: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Max: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[nctrlips]

"piastri, can u tell charles—" "max told me to tell—" "speak up i cant hear you" "MAX TOLD ME TO TELL YOU—"

credits

[softiedingo]

[valyrfia]

btw the reason why max doesn’t drive as dirty against charles as he does against others is because he learnt at a very formative age that charles wouldn’t hesitate to literally divebomb him off the track

[countingstars-17]

"i was like 'fuck' and then luckily- sorry- OH NO! OH NOOOOO! i don't want to join max"