#lestappening

[dittaturamonegasca]

Charles: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Max: this is nonsense, you are not a worm, Charlie!

Charles: yeah, okay...but what if I was?!

Max: it is impossible, worms have four hearts and no brain!

Charles: come on, use your imagination!

Max: ok, using my imagination the real question would be: if you were a worm and therefore you had four hearts, would all of your hearts love me the same?

Charles:

Charles:

Max: ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. CHARLIE.

[dittaturamonegasca]

I BEG YOUR F*CKING PARDON MY HUSBANDS ARE REAL

[countingstars-17]

"i was like 'fuck' and then luckily- sorry- OH NO! OH NOOOOO! i don't want to join max"

[yappielestappie]

no i am sorry but charles YANKING his hand away from pierre???? so he can shake hands with max? the way they left him standing there, the way they kept yapping to each other with zero regard for anyone else? my boyfriends are so back.

[tyrannosaurus-maxy]

Max and Charles' debrief about the weather and tyre sets for tomorrow :')

(isolated audio for maxplaining sessions - tagging this series #audio**)

[dittaturamonegasca]

I BEG YOUR F*CKING PARDON

Charles calling his puppy Leo is the perfect cover. Now when someone walks past his driver's room and hears him cooing about how much he loves his little lion man they will assume he is talking about his adorable puppy and not the adorable Dutch lion who is also perched in his lap.

[valyrfia]

btw the reason why max doesn’t drive as dirty against charles as he does against others is because he learnt at a very formative age that charles wouldn’t hesitate to literally divebomb him off the track

[dittaturamonegasca]

lestappen being so ts coded kills me every time

Lestappen | Gold Rush, Taylor Swift

[caprifiles]

“max verstappen is arrogant and rude” ??? max verstappen who gives advices to oscar after a race? who supports ollie at his first gp at saudi arabia? who cheers up liam in his first experience in f1? who plays therapist for lando and george? AND DON'T EVEN LET ME START ON WHAT THIS MAN DOES TO CHARLES LECLERC-

[dittaturamonegasca]

Max: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Charles: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Max: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[rhaenella]

✨GPDA✨ vs. FIA (2024)

[lestappenforever]

Lestappen teaming up against McLaren.

[cadillacjohnf1]

domestic argument

[countingstars-17]

THE DRIVERS FINISHING THE LINES OF THE ICONIC INCHIDENT MEME 😭😭😭

[28ms28]

So what did we learn from the 23 hr for mind stream ?? Here's a summary:-

1. Max and team redline(shack dwellers) are chronically online and it shows on their car livery

2.Max is embracing all the memes now yes even sid the sloth max

3. Max calls Gabriel Bortoleto Gabi and/or Bubbles!! (which only strengthens my theory that max likes to give people nicknames)

4. Max mentioned Inchident and said we need to fuckem over about the papaya family

5.Max went absolutely batshit wild with the revenge penalties

6.Max is a terrible horrible no good very bad race engineer rip Crane and his racecraft dignity

7.Max giggled, the man actually laughed at "is lestappen real guys" causing mass mania in the lestappen community.