#lestappening

[dittaturamonegasca]

Charles: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Max: this is nonsense, you are not a worm, Charlie!

Charles: yeah, okay...but what if I was?!

Max: it is impossible, worms have four hearts and no brain!

Charles: come on, use your imagination!

Max: ok, using my imagination the real question would be: if you were a worm and therefore you had four hearts, would all of your hearts love me the same?

Charles:

Charles:

Max: ANSWER. THE. QUESTION. CHARLIE.

[dittaturamonegasca]

I BEG YOUR F*CKING PARDON MY HUSBANDS ARE REAL

[countingstars-17]

"i was like 'fuck' and then luckily- sorry- OH NO! OH NOOOOO! i don't want to join max"

[tyrannosaurus-maxy]

Max and Charles' debrief about the weather and tyre sets for tomorrow :')

(isolated audio for maxplaining sessions - tagging this series #audio**)

[dittaturamonegasca]

I BEG YOUR F*CKING PARDON

Charles calling his puppy Leo is the perfect cover. Now when someone walks past his driver's room and hears him cooing about how much he loves his little lion man they will assume he is talking about his adorable puppy and not the adorable Dutch lion who is also perched in his lap.

[valyrfia]

btw the reason why max doesn’t drive as dirty against charles as he does against others is because he learnt at a very formative age that charles wouldn’t hesitate to literally divebomb him off the track

[caprifiles]

“max verstappen is arrogant and rude” ??? max verstappen who gives advices to oscar after a race? who supports ollie at his first gp at saudi arabia? who cheers up liam in his first experience in f1? who plays therapist for lando and george? AND DON'T EVEN LET ME START ON WHAT THIS MAN DOES TO CHARLES LECLERC-

[rhaenella]

✨GPDA✨ vs. FIA (2024)

[dittaturamonegasca]

lestappen being so ts coded kills me every time

Lestappen | Gold Rush, Taylor Swift

[lestappenforever]

Lestappen teaming up against McLaren.

[dittaturamonegasca]

Max: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Charles: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Max: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

[cadillacjohnf1]

domestic argument

[thearchercore]

the moment they decided to become spiritual teammates to fight the big bad orange evil

[countingstars-17]

THE DRIVERS FINISHING THE LINES OF THE ICONIC INCHIDENT MEME 😭😭😭

[maxedes]

„sir, a second „fuck“ has just hit the press conference“