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Max: I wanna ask you something.

Charles: Finally!

Max: ‘Finally’?

Charles: You are proposing, right?

Max: Yeah, how do you know…?

Charles: You dropped the ring five times, I even picked it up once.

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Charles: *rolls over in bed* max, you awake?

Max: *rolls over* hey, what’s up *kisses his forehead*

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Lando: *poking oscar’s back* osc, are you awake?

Oscar ‘i love my sleep’ piastri: wtf do you want?

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Oscar (on instagram): Like this for a tbh

Carlos’ comments: Tbh you are kinda ugly

Oscar: I DIDN’T EVEN ASK YOU!

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hey!

just completed the fanfic, i was working on. all the chapters are up!

🩷

i hope you like it!

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LESTAPPEN FANFIC

Charles Leclerc was 12 when he first attended a wedding. He was hiding in a room while eating a popsicle when the groom barged into the room screaming profanities. The groom was in distress and Charles was there to rescue the day.

OR

a formula one take on 27 dress.

Hey guys, this is my first ever formula one fanfic!

Give it a read if you find it interesting! thank you 🤍

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Max: I love you, Schat

Charles: I love you too, mon champion.

Max: I’d do anything for you.

Charles, softly kissing his nose: Me too, mon chéri

Max: So…how about we follow each other on instagram?

Charles: No.

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no i am sorry but charles YANKING his hand away from pierre???? so he can shake hands with max? the way they left him standing there, the way they kept yapping to each other with zero regard for anyone else? my boyfriends are so back.

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Max: I work hard

Max: and I sleep hard

Max: everything I do is hardcore!

Checo: No you don’t

Lando: You literally sleep with a cat plushie.

Max: Hey! Charles is NOT a plushie!

Charles: ???

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Charles: *kisses max’ nose*

Max: What was that?

Charles: Affection

Max: Disgusting

Charles:

Max:

Charles:

Max: Do it again.

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Charles: [calls max while he is in a meeting] i want ice cream.

Max: *sighs fondly* sure, baby, you need anything else?

Charles: can you also get me some chocolates?

Max: of course, love. i’ll get them on my way back home.

charles: Max?

Max: Yes?

Charles: I love you.

Max: I love you too, schat.

After hanging up,

Christian: Max, you are blushing.

Max: [grinning] shut up.

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Charles: Max was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Charles: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Charles: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

Lando: That’s brilliant!

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Charles: Please focus and pay full attention to this. It is very important.

Max: Ok i am listening.

Charles: [trying on scarves] So the cherry red or wine?

Max: Schat…

Charles: Max, please, this is important.

Max: Ok, cherry red scarf.

Charles: No, i think the wine would look better, non?

Max: [shaking his head and smiling fondly] whatever you say, schat.

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Lando: Are pigeons drones?

Oscar: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

Lando: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!

Oscar: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

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Charles: What are you in a mood for?

Max: World domination.

Charles: That’s a bit ambitious.

Max: You are my world.

Charles: Aww…

Max:

Charles:

Max:

Charles: OHHH

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Charles: Wanna hear a joke?

Max: Sure

Charles: Knock knock

Max: Whose there?

Charles: Choke

Max: Choke who?

Charles: Choke me, da-

Checo: NOOOOO STOP! STOP! STOP!

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Charles: If I fall…

Max: I will be there to catch you.

Lando: If I fall…

Oscar: I will fall with you.

Esteban: What if I fall?

Pierre: I will be the one to push you.

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Oscar: Lando, do you have any shaving cream?

Lando: No, I don’t like the way it tastes.

Oscar: wait

Lando: what?

Oscar: Do you eat shaving cream?

Lando: No, why would i eat it if i don’t like the way it tastes?