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Charles: I typed “sexy mf” in my GPS and guess what? I’m in your driveway.

Max:

Charles: Vroom vroom, come out already.

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Charles: Merry Christmas, here's your gift.

Max: Thank you, schat.

Max: *opens the gift*

Max: Charles, this is framed picture of you.

Charles, winking: That's right, only the best for you Mr.Verstappen.

Max: *puts it on his office desk and gets distracted from work because he stares at it too much*

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Interviewer: So now that i have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I am listening.

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Charles: truth or dare?

Max: truth

Charles: how many hours did you sleep last night?

Max: dare

Charles: go to sleep

Max: i don’t like this game anymore

charles: i will cuddle you

Max: [drags charles to bed] come on, charles i am sleepy

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Lando: Are you showering?

Oscar: No

Lando: Without me? 😔

Oscar: I am not showering.

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[Charles and Max arguing]

Charles: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

Max: Headless chicken, Schat.

Charles: Uhhhh no, how's the chicken supposed to run around without a head?

Max: How's it running around without feet?

Charles: I'm not the chicken Max, so why are you asking me all these questions?

Max:

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Daniel: Compliment charles on something other than his looks.

[Later]

Max, to charles: I really liked the way you pushed me off the track. It was so hot.

Charles: *Blushes*

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Max: If you love someone, you have to let them go.

Max: If they come back, they are yours.

Oscar: *Nodding*

Max: If they don't, then you stalk them.

Oscar: *Taking notes*

Charles: Max, no!

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Max: Schat, you in the mood to spice things up a bit?

Charles: Max, you know i can’t have spicy food.

Max: What? No i meant in the bedroom-

Charles: I can’t eat spicy food anywhere.

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Oscar: That’s a good boy.

Lando: I am literally older than you.

Oscar: Age is just a number, Lan. Besides you will always be my good boy, baby.

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Max, looking at charles lovingly: He could step on me and I’d thank him.

Checo, hearing this exact statement for the 100th time: I’d thank him too.

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Charles: Where's Oscar?

Carlos: Max is playing table-tennis with him.

Charles: He is?

Carlos: Oscar was upset about someone being mean to him.

Charles: That's so sweet of Max, distracting him like that.

Lando: Sure, that's what he's doing....

[In the other room]

Max, going through Oscar closet: Now these shoes have a reinforced sole, meaning your kick is going to be twice as painful.

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[At the doctor’s office]

Doctor, to Max: Sex?

Max: Excuse me? I’m in a committed relationship. My boyfriend is literally standing right here!

Doctor:

Max: *glaring*

Charles: Male.

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Charles: Hey can you help me with the zipper?

Max: Sure.

Charles: UP, Max!

Max: Oh right.

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Max: We are a team right? Ride or die?

Charles: I will totally ride you.

Max: What?

Charles: What?

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Max: Ugh! I am going to kill this mf.

Oscar: What happened now?

Max: So this mf has taken Charles away from me and makes him giggle and stuff.

Oscar: Oh that’s not right.

Lando: We can help you kill him. If anyone does that to Osc he is dead.

Daniel: He is talking about Leo.

Lando: What?!

Oscar: He is a dog, max.

Max: Yes but the fucker has been taking all Charles’ time and whenever he isn’t looking the little shit would smirk at me as if he knows he is annoying me!

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Max: Do you trust me?

Charles: What? Of course I do, I’ll always trust you.

[2 minutes later]

Charles: I can’t find the remote, are you sitting on it?

Max: No.

Charles:

Max:

Charles: Stand up.