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[l3cv3r]

no i am sorry but charles YANKING his hand away from pierre???? so he can shake hands with max? the way they left him standing there, the way they kept yapping to each other with zero regard for anyone else? my boyfriends are so back.

[l3cv3r]

Max: I work hard

Max: and I sleep hard

Max: everything I do is hardcore!

Checo: No you don’t

Lando: You literally sleep with a cat plushie.

Max: Hey! Charles is NOT a plushie!

Charles: ???

[l3cv3r]

Charles: *kisses max’ nose*

Max: What was that?

Charles: Affection

Max: Disgusting

Charles:

Max:

Charles:

Max: Do it again.

[l3cv3r]

Charles: [calls max while he is in a meeting] i want ice cream.

Max: *sighs fondly* sure, baby, you need anything else?

Charles: can you also get me some chocolates?

Max: of course, love. i’ll get them on my way back home.

charles: Max?

Max: Yes?

Charles: I love you.

Max: I love you too, schat.

After hanging up,

Christian: Max, you are blushing.

Max: [grinning] shut up.

[l3cv3r]

Charles: Max was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Charles: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Charles: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

Lando: That’s brilliant!

[l3cv3r]

Charles: Please focus and pay full attention to this. It is very important.

Max: Ok i am listening.

Charles: [trying on scarves] So the cherry red or wine?

Max: Schat…

Charles: Max, please, this is important.

Max: Ok, cherry red scarf.

Charles: No, i think the wine would look better, non?

Max: [shaking his head and smiling fondly] whatever you say, schat.

[l3cv3r]

Lando: Are pigeons drones?

Oscar: What? No, I'm trying to sleep.

Lando: Think about it. How come you've never seen a baby pigeon? And why do you never actually see a pigeon nest? Because they're DRONES!

Oscar: *Crying* Please let me sleep...

[l3cv3r]

Charles: What are you in a mood for?

Max: World domination.

Charles: That’s a bit ambitious.

Max: You are my world.

Charles: Aww…

Max:

Charles:

Max:

Charles: OHHH

[l3cv3r]

Charles: Wanna hear a joke?

Max: Sure

Charles: Knock knock

Max: Whose there?

Charles: Choke

Max: Choke who?

Charles: Choke me, da-

Checo: NOOOOO STOP! STOP! STOP!

[l3cv3r]

Charles: If I fall…

Max: I will be there to catch you.

Lando: If I fall…

Oscar: I will fall with you.

Esteban: What if I fall?

Pierre: I will be the one to push you.

[l3cv3r]

Oscar: Lando, do you have any shaving cream?

Lando: No, I don’t like the way it tastes.

Oscar: wait

Lando: what?

Oscar: Do you eat shaving cream?

Lando: No, why would i eat it if i don’t like the way it tastes?

[l3cv3r]

Charles: I typed “sexy mf” in my GPS and guess what? I’m in your driveway.

Max:

Charles: Vroom vroom, come out already.

[l3cv3r]

Charles: Merry Christmas, here's your gift.

Max: Thank you, schat.

Max: *opens the gift*

Max: Charles, this is framed picture of you.

Charles, winking: That's right, only the best for you Mr.Verstappen.

Max: *puts it on his office desk and gets distracted from work because he stares at it too much*

[l3cv3r]

Interviewer: So now that i have your attention-

Max: You don’t have my attention.

Interviewer: Charles Leclerc.

Max: I am listening.

[l3cv3r]

Charles: truth or dare?

Max: truth

Charles: how many hours did you sleep last night?

Max: dare

Charles: go to sleep

Max: i don’t like this game anymore

charles: i will cuddle you

Max: [drags charles to bed] come on, charles i am sleepy

[l3cv3r]

Lando: Are you showering?

Oscar: No

Lando: Without me? 😔

Oscar: I am not showering.

[l3cv3r]

[Charles and Max arguing]

Charles: You can't run around like a footless chicken.

Max: Headless chicken, Schat.

Charles: Uhhhh no, how's the chicken supposed to run around without a head?

Max: How's it running around without feet?

Charles: I'm not the chicken Max, so why are you asking me all these questions?

Max: