#like when you pull up to an event

[saerins]

event: matchup for @6ird6rain !! 👼🏻

stupid cupid: ahhh that picrew of you is so cute !! i love your style too , i think you could pull some serious hotties >:) i hope you like this one <33

you’ll end up with … 𝐘𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀 𝐊𝐄𝐍𝐘𝐔 !!

bonus — blue lock world !!

your admirer from afar is 𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐑𝐈𝐍

your best friend is 𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐘𝐀 𝐄𝐈𝐓𝐀 .

🎁 a gift from cupid !!

he’s happy he tried to shoot his shot despite your tons of admirers. yukimiya heard of you from friends of friends, and seeing you around otoya only fueled his crush on you even more. once he got you to be his, he’s absolutely smitten. he shares his jackets with you, and anything that he gets from brand deals. he also likes to coordinate outfits with you when you go out. and if anyone is asking for him to do a couple shoot, he convinces them to let him do it with you every time. by his words: “she’s the most beautiful person i know, you won’t regret it.” but he never means on looks alone.

[ he has a lot of songs that make him think about you, so when asked, he naturally has to contemplate a little. he’s not sure which one he should choose. but eventually settles on built to last by mêlée.

yukimiya: there’s really nothing to explain, actually. that’s just the song i think of when i think of me and allie’s relationship. it’s definitely built to last and i’m definitely going to marry her one day. ]

[vaguely-concerned]

sometimes I think of all the on-the-surface warm, well-meaning but deeply ineffectual advice and attention john gives harrow through harrow the ninth (make some soup and get some sleep! get a hobby! don't be so hard on yourself! self care harrow! as long as I need take no actual responsibility in this relationship whatsoever I would have loved to be your dad!) set up against the stark truth that with his other hand he has been staging her attempted horrific murder again and again and again like a living nightmare on the logic that it will 'put her down or fix her'. and then I find that I wish there is a hell. a special hell where twitch streamers turned necromantic death emperors go

[mitskiluvr]

this dialogue with akechi is set up the same way as the dialogue you get with all ur lady confidants right before you date them Do you know how funny that is. “I need to give him a serious answer…” as if he’s just proposed to you on the streets of kichijoji

[drenched-in-sunlight]

I gotta say I did not expect I’d love Miles this much, enough to look up shit like Secret War and Civil War II reading order, and worse, subject myself to Bendis’ writing of all things (he’s the reason why I stopped being a comic stan 5 years ago. I were a DC/ Superfam fan. You know the beef was BEEFING). Like, my tolerance of that dude now only stops at him being one of Miles’ creators. So that better writers can do the kid justice years later. That’s it.

Like, why is the “r u and Ganke together haha” a whole shtick that comes up multiple times during his run? It’s so annoying and painful to read. Miles can go around being paired up with different girls but the moment THAT question came up you know he gonna be super defensive and >:( about it which, eh, just does not line up with anything else happening in whatever story is happening at the time. At all.

The only silver of light is that Miles actually never says he doesn’t like boys, he just denies ever dating Ganke. Like, he could just say he doesn’t swing that way and the question would have stopped, but he doesn’t. So I know he be running around kissing the punk-est boy in the whole spider verse, ha!

Idk I’m near the end of Bendis’ run and some of it r good but a lot of them put me thru excruciating pain (cringe) so I have to complain about it.

Did I mention I were a DC stan 6 years ago? I were a DC stan 6 years ago so this isn’t even my first rodeo with white dudes writing weirdest things in American comic, but I just can’t believe I got dragged into this again because Miles blinks his bambi eyes on screen and makes me want to rotate him in my brain so I need to know the lore of him in every medium, apparently.

[akkivee]

the latest camping event in ARB sounds really interesting! May I ask for a brief summary of what exactly happens? 🥺

sure lol

so the bros are on summer vacay let’s goooooo lol!!!!!!!! school’s out for jiro and saburo and ichiro’s elected to take a week off so they can take a trip!!!! ofc jiro and saburo can’t agree where they should go lol jiro wants to go to mountains and saburo wants to do an escape room but ichiro finds a nice middle ground by suggesting they do both; they’ll camp in the mountains and then hit up an escape room on the way back home 🤗

on bat minus kuukou’s end, the three of them had intended to go camping together but kuukou got held up by shakku lmao. while out fishing for their meal, jyushi was jumpscared by ramuda!!! turns out ramuda was in the area for inspiration for a fashion collection!!! hitoya’s not the happiest about the straggler but he lets it slide lol

we see the bros work together to whip up a fire curry, and afterwards they head out to see a nearby lake!!! thing is tho, something about the lake is kinda giving ichiro and saburo bad vibes 😕 jiro happens to see a shrine for what the bros assume is in reverence for a minor god, despite the creepy look its got going for it. someone suddenly shouts at them from across the way and!!!

it’s ramuda with jyushi and hitoya in tow!!!! crazy coincidence lol

the six of them spend time bonding at the lake; jiro saburo jyushi and ramuda were in the water, splashing each other (saburo was grouchy about it tho, saying this was childish and jyushi caught strays tbh lol), while hitoya and ichiro talked camping out on the shore. their fun was interrupted by the locals demanding them to stop disturbing the sacred land. ichiro apologised on their behalf but as the villagers left, hitoya overheard them muttering something about being fine for sacrifice???? but all that playing around makes people hungry so ramuda proposes they all eat together!!!! so the bros, jyushi and hitoya cook up bbq and pizza!!!! ramuda was mostly there to look cute lmao (ichiro chewed him out lol, saying he needs to do his part) bellies full, their day ends playing some games saburo brought over and fireworks jiro probably brought 😌

the new day dawns and we start with bb’s camp, ichiro’s got some morning tea ready. jiro wakes up and questions where saburo went, to which ichiro responds he was already gone by the time ichiro got up so he assumed saburo’s on a walk somewhere. a little weird for saburo but that’s cool except ramuda and hitoya suddenly run up to their camp asking if they’ve seen jyushi since he wasn’t at their camp when they woke up and he wasn’t answering his phone

that’s when they know something’s wrong

the four of them scour the forest and eventually hit up the village and the place looks as creepy as the that shrine does. hitoya ran up to a local, phone pic in hand and asked if they’d seen saburo and jyushi. the villager replied he hadn’t and warns them to steer clear of the village since it’s an important day for them (hitoya: …??), but jiro calls the fcker out bc the guy’s wearing the wristband saburo was wearing. jiro demands to know where they got it from, and the villager says they bought it. y’know like a liar, bc that was a special edition wristband saburo won in a game tournament. the villager escapes but that lie tips ichiro and jiro off that they need to search the village

we cut to a run down house where jyushi is frantically trying to wake saburo up. he’s slow to awake but when he does, despite initial confusion over where tf they are, he keeps a level head assessing the situation. which is good, jyushi’s panicking bc they’ve been kidnapped lol. saburo suggests the others will be searching for them so the best they can do is use a spare firework he had in the fire place as a smoke signal. tragically, they were found out by the villagers, and ichiro, jiro, hitoya and ramuda were too late. jyushi tho, left behind one of his rings to let hitoya know that they had been here. hitoya finally puts two and two together and deduces the villagers intend to use saburo and jyushi as sacrifices. they remember that creepy asf shrine and in a panic jiro starts off for the shrine, the others not far behind

they arrive just as saburo and jyushi learn they’re to be human sacrifices and the villagers explain that every year they bring a sacrifice for jyajyakou-sama (the name consists of primarily the kanji for snake) in order to stave off disaster. it’s a honour they say. but obviously we not letting saburo and jyushi be sacrifices so ichiro jiro hitoya and ramuda break out the mics and rap them into submission. with the villagers down, they’re able to free saburo and jyushi from their constraints but it turns out the villagers were still able to move. they begin to call out to their god, chanting about the cost for life and no matter how many bars the six of them throw, the villagers get back up as if they’re undead. finally, the six decide to run away

a little while later, back at yorozuya yamada, we hear from ichiro that hitoya sent the cops after that village. turns out tho.

there was never any village. no people, no records of it, nothing.

hitoya called bullshit so he went with the cops out to that village himself and there really was nothing there

and the bros are stunned to silence

[zahri-melitor]

Look, one of the fundamental things I keep an eye on for DC writers these days is "is this person plotting a story arc that has sufficient escape valves in case of cancellation".

Because, realistically, even if you've been handed a headline title and an ongoing run, any writer should be tying off their story every 12 months and immediately before every major company-wide event. They shouldn't need to yank that cord, but you can always tell the difference between someone who has figured out how to exit their arc in advance and has just had to compress the story, and someone who's been caught on the hop (for active examples of this, go read literally any comic leading in to either Infinite Crisis or Flashpoint, as everyone got shuffled on their titles after both. You can see when teams were informed they were about to lose their books and when books were needed for the event in terms of how the stories all suddenly pivot to Getting Stuff Done ASAP).

There is also the evil cousin, 'run extended beyond expected plotting and ideas' which can show up but obviously is a rarer beast to spot.

[b4kuch1n]

whoever told the writers vietnam uses the US dollar was fully lying btw

[anbaisai]

just found your blog- your art is to DIE for btw!! And you got Jamil so fast! I had the exact same situation with dorm floyd jumpscaring me for his mermaid card...i understand your pain...

I appreciate your dedication to your wife!!

😭😭😭NOOOOOO anon... why are the basketball club boys like this??? They're such jerks to us I hate them... I'm so sorry the same thing happened to you with Floyd, we should be entitled to financial compensation for this 💢💢

[echollama]

Me throughout the 3.8 summer event so far

(vrant in tag)

[theridgebeyond]

volunteer job asked if I’d be willing to do a demonstration at a local event so I said “what kind of demonstration” and they said “any demonstration you want :)”

so I asked “can you tell me more about the demonstration? like what is the event looking for?” and they said “we’re so glad you’re doing a demonstration! it’s at Place at Time and usually hundreds of people show up! how cool!”

so I said “I still don’t understand. what kind of demonstration are they looking for. what is expected of me. nothing has been communicated to me. can you communicate to me.” and they said “just do any demonstration you want :)”

[sersfandomthings]

the sun is already long gone

referenced from the sumeru trailer!! click for better quality (but actually pls don't it'll just make the mistakes more obvious)

[twilightakiishi]

I DREAMT ABOUT SHUJIIIIIII 🖤🦋🖤🦋🖤🦋🖤🦋🖤🦋🖤🦋🖤

[pandoa]

feeling like epel felmier rn trying to unwillingly learn a dance in the name of friendship with zero experience in pop dance and a stiff, not good for dancing body as i suffer in the summer heat all because i am not shakira and these hips were not made for dancing i fear

[ssruis]

I didn't know if you've watched this side story but I think you should (it's easy to miss because it's not on En and it's also An's). I think you'll appreciate the absolute cringe Tsukasa but also equally cringe An. They share a heartfelt moment and then dive into cringe again. This is delightful. Especially the voice acting.

HELP MEEE THEYRE SO FUNNY…. Tsukasa doing the strangest shit ever & his explanation is even stranger. and An’s just like “Co-signed bc that’s so real.” Absolutely hysterical. An & Tsukasa Trust rank or we riot.

[nonokoko13]

RIDDLE SMALL WAIST CANON LOOK ❗❗

HE'S ALSO WEARING NAIL POLISH WHAT A KING

[jonny-b-meowborn]

look I am fully aware that I'm the weird guy here for being into whatever Jarod has going on but honestly I sometimes wonder. Did the developers do it on purpose. Did they know that they're making him kinda. Y'know. Like I'm sorry for being a lil freak but some of his lines are just like. It feels like they knew what they were doing