#he’s such a loser lmao 💜

[akkivee]

the latest camping event in ARB sounds really interesting! May I ask for a brief summary of what exactly happens? 🥺

sure lol

so the bros are on summer vacay let’s goooooo lol!!!!!!!! school’s out for jiro and saburo and ichiro’s elected to take a week off so they can take a trip!!!! ofc jiro and saburo can’t agree where they should go lol jiro wants to go to mountains and saburo wants to do an escape room but ichiro finds a nice middle ground by suggesting they do both; they’ll camp in the mountains and then hit up an escape room on the way back home 🤗

on bat minus kuukou’s end, the three of them had intended to go camping together but kuukou got held up by shakku lmao. while out fishing for their meal, jyushi was jumpscared by ramuda!!! turns out ramuda was in the area for inspiration for a fashion collection!!! hitoya’s not the happiest about the straggler but he lets it slide lol

we see the bros work together to whip up a fire curry, and afterwards they head out to see a nearby lake!!! thing is tho, something about the lake is kinda giving ichiro and saburo bad vibes 😕 jiro happens to see a shrine for what the bros assume is in reverence for a minor god, despite the creepy look its got going for it. someone suddenly shouts at them from across the way and!!!

it’s ramuda with jyushi and hitoya in tow!!!! crazy coincidence lol

the six of them spend time bonding at the lake; jiro saburo jyushi and ramuda were in the water, splashing each other (saburo was grouchy about it tho, saying this was childish and jyushi caught strays tbh lol), while hitoya and ichiro talked camping out on the shore. their fun was interrupted by the locals demanding them to stop disturbing the sacred land. ichiro apologised on their behalf but as the villagers left, hitoya overheard them muttering something about being fine for sacrifice???? but all that playing around makes people hungry so ramuda proposes they all eat together!!!! so the bros, jyushi and hitoya cook up bbq and pizza!!!! ramuda was mostly there to look cute lmao (ichiro chewed him out lol, saying he needs to do his part) bellies full, their day ends playing some games saburo brought over and fireworks jiro probably brought 😌

the new day dawns and we start with bb’s camp, ichiro’s got some morning tea ready. jiro wakes up and questions where saburo went, to which ichiro responds he was already gone by the time ichiro got up so he assumed saburo’s on a walk somewhere. a little weird for saburo but that’s cool except ramuda and hitoya suddenly run up to their camp asking if they’ve seen jyushi since he wasn’t at their camp when they woke up and he wasn’t answering his phone

that’s when they know something’s wrong

the four of them scour the forest and eventually hit up the village and the place looks as creepy as the that shrine does. hitoya ran up to a local, phone pic in hand and asked if they’d seen saburo and jyushi. the villager replied he hadn’t and warns them to steer clear of the village since it’s an important day for them (hitoya: …??), but jiro calls the fcker out bc the guy’s wearing the wristband saburo was wearing. jiro demands to know where they got it from, and the villager says they bought it. y’know like a liar, bc that was a special edition wristband saburo won in a game tournament. the villager escapes but that lie tips ichiro and jiro off that they need to search the village

we cut to a run down house where jyushi is frantically trying to wake saburo up. he’s slow to awake but when he does, despite initial confusion over where tf they are, he keeps a level head assessing the situation. which is good, jyushi’s panicking bc they’ve been kidnapped lol. saburo suggests the others will be searching for them so the best they can do is use a spare firework he had in the fire place as a smoke signal. tragically, they were found out by the villagers, and ichiro, jiro, hitoya and ramuda were too late. jyushi tho, left behind one of his rings to let hitoya know that they had been here. hitoya finally puts two and two together and deduces the villagers intend to use saburo and jyushi as sacrifices. they remember that creepy asf shrine and in a panic jiro starts off for the shrine, the others not far behind

they arrive just as saburo and jyushi learn they’re to be human sacrifices and the villagers explain that every year they bring a sacrifice for jyajyakou-sama (the name consists of primarily the kanji for snake) in order to stave off disaster. it’s a honour they say. but obviously we not letting saburo and jyushi be sacrifices so ichiro jiro hitoya and ramuda break out the mics and rap them into submission. with the villagers down, they’re able to free saburo and jyushi from their constraints but it turns out the villagers were still able to move. they begin to call out to their god, chanting about the cost for life and no matter how many bars the six of them throw, the villagers get back up as if they’re undead. finally, the six decide to run away

a little while later, back at yorozuya yamada, we hear from ichiro that hitoya sent the cops after that village. turns out tho.

there was never any village. no people, no records of it, nothing.

hitoya called bullshit so he went with the cops out to that village himself and there really was nothing there

and the bros are stunned to silence

[saturdays--sun]

modern au inigo hasn't experienced the same Horrors that canon inigo has, which means he hasn't been desensitized to things that would otherwise be really scary. so he's just a little bit of a scaredy cat. just a bit. this never really comes up, though, because he doesn't really interact with scary stuff, if not because of that, then because he's just not really into it.

the Problem arises, however, when he starts dating me (resident Weirdo Little Goth that loves horror, actually) because he wants to do Everything Ever with me. doesn't play a whole lot of video games, but always wants to hang out with me when i do — insists, actually, because what kind of boyfriend would he be if he didn't? except now he's trapped watching his Tiny and Cute girlfriend kill hordes of zombies without batting an eye. he can barely look at the screen. why does she enjoy this. is it too late to ask to just. kiss. or something.

[cookiemedic]

[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room  - @valleypicnic

The game is going surprising well for him so far; this hand has to be a winner! Hero licks his lips in anticipation, glancing back at the table with the rest of the cards.

After a moment he feels a gaze searing his skin, and looks back up around the room. On the book counter, Mari was sat watching the game with her chin propped up on one hand next to Aubrey and Sunny. Upon their eyes meeting her smile widens a little. His cheeks warm a moment and he smiles back wide, showing teeth.

Looking back down at the table, his face falls immediately at a better hand laid out in the middle by one of the other boys. Typical luck...

[not-goldy]

The funniest thing is watching people cling to articles with no real credible sources that Jikook spent no time together in Japan and stayed in seperate hotels and ate alone. LMAO then left to go to another town and spend no time together. Disptach literally said Jikook were going together to shoot a documentary TOGETHER. We know that is not the real reason, but there is no way in hell they are gonna set Jikook up in different hotels, just for them to meet up to film whatever it is they need to film. How fucking dumb are you people? Insecure jikookers, antis and tkk are all losing their fucking minds and making up scenarios at this point to explain away Jikook's gayness. Acting like while JK is filming a performance for a show, that Jimin can't sight see. Clinging to articles with no real confirmation, making up scenarios about it being only for work. Laughable to think they would not be at the same hotel. They are fucking bandmates what would be the big fucking deal. They have always stayed at the same hotel. So suddenly since they travel together alone, its different? Don't make me laugh. Of course they stayed in the same fucking place. What a bunch of braindead desperate idiots you are. NEWSFLASH. JIKOOK ARE QUEER and their company is gonna protect them. They literally gave them a show so they could spend some ALONE time together before enlisting and they are.

Just say you're on the edge of jumping cause. in the last few months back back you been hit with.

Letter (featuring JK with romantic lyrics)

NY/CT/Silver Day (just the two of them)

JK's Jimin lives (focused only on JM not your fav)

The Bed live between Jikook & Jk begging him over.

Tokyo (alone trip)

Sapporo (alone trip)

Jeju (Vminkook trip)

Busan Chuseok (ALONE whale drawing together/boating)

Jk watching all of Jimin's content, singing all of Jimin's songs. Not watching your fav.

JK alone White Day spoiling Jimin's songs 4 hours, when he could have been with your fav while Jm was out of town.

Jikook's Tokyo trip being called "Real Love" and they coincidentally returned there TOGETHER during the anniversary month of GCF Tokyo.

Jk's brother posting a pic of what looks like Jimin's hand during family game night and got y'all so insecure y'all wrote a whole desperate wattpad about matching floors/walls with Tae's wall picture and Jk's brothers floors & that TK must have eat together at JK's brother house, only for Tae to actually be standing at a golf course posing and the golf course gave a shout out to Tae.

And the Granddaddy of all. JIKOOK ENLISTING TOGETHER CAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO BE WITHOUT EACHOTHER. When your fav could have enlisted with Jk, like you dumbasses believed for years.

Taennie pictures, Taennie videos. Taennie in Jeju. Taennie in NY together. Taennie in Paris together holding hands. Tae in Jennie's bed. Taennie wearing matching Jewelry and couple shirts. Jennie slapping y'all with pictures shutting down cosplayer theories.

I mean, at this point, go ahead and jump bitch. Leave, don't come back. There is nothing for you here. Your ship is not nor has it ever been real. You are staying to troll & for attention cause you're all pathetic lifeless losers. You know you have nothing left. You are here to prove Jikook is not real, so we can sit in the same miserable sunken boat as you, but we never will. PERIOD. You are all on your own.

AND THAT'S ON PERIODT

Come what may, they never stop loving eachother

No matter my opinion, your opinion, their opinion.

They are the cause of eachother's euphoria 💜

NOTHING CAN ERASE THAT

NOT A THEORY

NOT FAKE NEWS

NOT MS.

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader : INSTAGRAM AU

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g_eazy 🔥 🔥 😍😍😍😍

yourbestiename Go away loser

druski why is another man on your shirt and not your actual husband?

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user he doesn’t care that’s why

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claybornharlow Why do people make things up? Straight out of their ass? My brother is happily married, has two beautiful kids. He doesn’t have to address a damn thing because he knows everything at home is perfectly fine. So can you guys stop.

urbanwyatt Plus Geraldo is a groupie, he’s been wanting to get with y/n and y/b/n

jackharlow 🙄 Over it

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yourusername Mis amorcitos 🥺

urbanwyatt Mia is a mood

yourusername Come get your goddaughter because the way she was acting before the picture was taken, total diva 💅🏼

urbanwyatt 😂😂 I believe it.

jackharlow She demanded a little spa night because her day was “exhausting” from making sure her little brother didn’t run off into the penguin sanctuary 😭😭

urbanwyatt Who’s gonna tell her Ezequiel is afraid of penguins?

druski how is one afraid of penguins? Oh Jackman’s seed only 😂😂

jackharlow I’ll fuck you up. If I recall correctly, didn’t you have him feed a duck and he got poked??? So now he’s afraid of ALL bird animal related.

cozane Dru be terrorizing kids everywhere.

yourusername That’s why my kids terrorize him back 😈

druski They really do, won’t forget the time Mia called me broke 🙄 she’s lying to everyone.

claybornharlow Don’t lie on my niece now.

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yourusername WE’RE BAAACKKK 👀

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yourusername I hate you.

djdrama 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔜 💿

cozane Tell a friend of a friend, THE HARLOWS ARE BACK!!!

jackharlow 🤪 💜

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jackharlow 💜💜💜

jackharlow I love you

jackharlow Also not me missing the last slide 😭 you play too much

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[eviltiddyproductions]

Destined With You : Episode 15

We’re at the homestretch everybody and I don’t think I’m ready to let go 😭

also everytime I tune into a new episode in a new week it takes me 2 seconds to settle into the universe like for a second I was completely oblivious to the cheek holding and then remembered 🫡

as we get closer to the end I MUST give a shout-out to our girl Hong Jo’s wardrobe especially the sweaters like they’re so cozy !!!! NEED THEM

he is SO SWEET to her 💕💕💕

I know it’s the plot but he’s so kind and adorable with her which makes me genuinely laugh at his and Nayeon’s relationship 😭🙏

hug it out !!! your past lives were terrible 💜

‘sorry to interrupt’ nawwwww even I forgot the bodyguards 😭

hold hands !!!

oh they did

I’m so happy to see them

Hong Jo gets me even I was wondering if he’s okay to drive. Honestly since episode 1 I’m anti Sinyu drive hive like it just gives me anxiety

now sister you better stay in that car 🤨🤨🤨

kdrama security team actually doing their job and doing a quick sweep of the place ?!!! someone pinch me 🤩🤩🤩

they’re holding hands !!!

keep going besties

NO WAY

HONG JOOO !?!!!

get back here 😭

i lost so bad

😭😭😭😭😭😭

lmao this blanket situation. #real

just lost everything I wrote here omg tumblr drafts you will crumble !!!!

to summarise her dad ate with the monologue of her not being there in the hospital and just leaving lol (like she literally jumped town)

but then he ruined it by being a weirdo and being mean to his wife !!! she’s adorable and I literally don’t know why his dumbass is THAT mean to her if he chose to marry her

aunty get with the cute younger best friend !

also Hong Jo’s landlord aunty is the sweetest little sunishine !!!!

the cut fruit plate, someday Mr. Kwon will make someone very happy

not this office couple blind date thing…. my precious minutes 😭

fighting over someone you didn’t even go out on a BLIND date with oh she has too much time !

Hong Jo missing out on the most fun day in office

the plot refusing to let me see my mains kiss it’s bad for me

let them kiss !!!

lmao who is this random boss, we saw him twice in the office scenes today and I don’t remember seeing him earlier

the spectacle bun lady is so sweet

Hong Jo finally getting a gossip circle I used to pray for times like these 😭

Hong Jo come get some lessons from the assistant man 💕

???? Sinyu’s just unserious

oh the cute bestie who took Sinyu’s mom for the shooting stars thing is the one serving the papers💅

one thing about Sinyu’s dad he’s going to be annoying 😍 he’s been demeaning her since episode 1 lmao

aunty you’re not selfish at all, stay away from that loser of a man at all costs 😭🙏

I literally don’t know what exactly this man is still here for but the actor is gorgeous !

someone needed to thread the villain arcs a little better because I’m failing to grasp the importance of whatever this dude is doing (similar to me not grasping whatever the stalker was doing before he suddenly started vodooing)

wait are they actually making Mr. Kwon into a bad guy bad guy ? (let me have a little faith in him anyway 🤨)

their horrified faces at the public proposal! these girls get it 😭😭😭 (I’m terrified of it)

but also…. this isn’t the romance I’m tuning in for, I’m sorry to Mr. Gong stans….

not them pressuring her to say yes MY GOD ???? she literally just got out of a terrible marriage

lmao was this show sponsored by a bank 💀 okay !!! 💸💸💸

I adore Sinyu’s mom down so her and Hong Jo bonding just makes my heart fuzzy 🥰🥰🥰 !!! they deserve the world and I suddenly wish this show was 4 episodes longer so we could sit with moments like these 😭

let my sister divorce in peace, she has nothing to do with this construction business lol

the audacity to mistreat her for so long and then to say he’s fine with losing the company but not her like BE SERIOUS

wine on the table and my sister in a white sweater I’m worried

I feel like we as the audience were already pretty chill with the Sinyu and Hong Jo situation lol 😭

Nayeon is a different level of nasty omg ??? lock her up ???

I need Hong Jo to slap her once I BEG 😭😭😭

HONG JO FIGHT BACK

NO WAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

at least throw the wine back !?!!

naurrrrrr

no kisses and no slaps this show hates me

I adore clingy Sinyu

they really baited me with last week’s preview but Sinyu wasn’t wrong when he said she looks good in everything !!!

that’s one way to do it 😭😂

in the walk in closet 💅💅💅

oh wow 😳 !

wow I thought the Shaman was going to ruin our life with some twist 😂😂😂

‘it’s a daughter, I had a conception dream’ 💀

from groot to a momentary lawyer Jang Sinyu to my beloved groot 🥰

oh no did the stalker talk to this old man ???

saw the bodyguards visible in the shot and a hesitant old man and knew my inner peace was about to be ruined

old man you were so unserious for this !!!!

it's this loser wet tissue of a man again >.<

oh wow Rowoon's crying acting is SO REAL ??? (need to check out his other projects) because the pain and worry in his voice as he said Hong Joo-ah got me actually 😭😭😭

cant wait to do this once again with y'all. see you tomorrow besties, let me just

[cybertron-after-dark]

❤️, 💜, and 🤍 for the tf ask game!

Favorite Autobot changes on a day to day basis but right now it's gotta be tfa prowl. First time I saw him I thought he was a punkass loser. By the last episode I was bawling my fucking eyes out. He was so sweet and I love how much he loved Earth. I genuinely feel like we didn't see enough of him back when he was a draft dodging (based), headstrong jerk bc it would have made every relapse he had hit even harder. Also I'm a little obsessed with his voice. Can't beat Jeff Bennett.

Favorite Decepticon has to be Blitzwing, also tfa. The second he opened his mouth I KNEW he had to be the closest thing transformers had to a Tumblr sexyman (i was right lmao). I adore him, we are both mentally ill and extremely funny about it 💖 We were absolutely ROBBED of the episode What a Tangled Web We Weave, i NEED to see his beef with blackarachnia beyond him dunking on her in the first episode. Tbh I wish we could see more of the tfa Decepticons all together in general, they are all so cringefail 💜🖤💜

I know I already did fave obscure character but I'm gonna do favorite neutral too bc when else am I gonna get the chance to talk about BEAST WARS DINOBOT, MY BELOVED 💖💖💖💖💖 I know he's not TECHNICALLY neutral but he should count the way he switches sides every five minutes. He's so fucking silly, he wants you to think he's a serious warrior sooooo bad but he is not, he's a grumpy shakespeare/history nerd with a sword collection and a vore fetish he does not bother to hide. He is a doofus who revels in any praise ever. And then he had to go and sacrifice himself. Rigged.

Fun fact: I watched beast wars right after tfa to forget the pain of prowl dying, immediately thought dinobot was a starscream knockoff, got attached, genuinely loved him, and then he died too. Because life is pain, apparently.

[bee-snail]

Your turn!

❤- Favorite Tangled Character?

💔- Least favorite Tangled Character?

✨- Moonstone or Sundrop?

🔮- Something you wish had happened in the series?

📺- Another show you’d like to see have a cross over with Tangled?

💕- Tangled Otp?

🖤- Tangled NOtp?

😺- Number 1 animal companion?

💎- Favorite AU?

💜- Characters you think should have interacted at all or more?

💍- Would you marry anyone in the Tangled world?

👗- Favorite character outfit?

🧠- Random Tangled Headcanon you have?

🌙- Favorite Moon Character? (E.g Cass, Varian, Eugene.)

📚- Favorite Tangled Fanfic?

⏰- When did you join the fandom?

🎶- Best Tangled Song?

🙉- Worst Tangled Song?

💞- Which character do you relate to the most?

💢- Which character do you not relate to the most?

💥- A big a opinion you have related to the Tangled movie/series?

OH MAN

Favorite Character: Ziti my beloved. She has taken over my heart like mold. Oh my dearest. Hector is a very close second (he lost his throne to her, alas). Curls (Fernanda Pizazzo) gets third place hahehe.

Least Favorite Character: Demanitus. Loser✋🙄 /j

MOONSTONE ALWAYS !!!

I wish we'd gotten more Brotherhood, but I also wish we'd gotten a better Zhan Tiri and a better Demanitus. They have so much lore potential that just flopped so bad :( !!!

We could've had Zhan Tiri tell Cassandra of her POV of her past with Demanitus in order to make Cass sympathize with her (developing her character and the plot in one swoop), and then we could've had a cool moment of the main gang reading Manny's journal in the finale (while looking for the Portal blueprints) and letting us see a flashback of his view of everything that happened until the fateful "I had to send my ex-bestie to acid hell" day and therefore get his own explanation on why he did it.

We could still have a vague explanation of their past, since both tales were told by opposite kings of the metaphorical board, but at least we wouldn't have the contradicting mess we got. Smh.

Another show to get a Crossover with ... Miraculous Ladybug :]

I have 1 tangled OTP and it's zhan tiri/winning (i have no strong opinions on any ship except the hector/ziti pairing, which probably doesn't even count since it's a pairing that exists in only 2 fics and they're BOTH WRITTEN BY ME HAJDJWJE)

I have 1 tangled NOTP and it's varian/literally anyone of the main crew (age gap too big ... noooo)

Best animal companions are Hector's bearcats and rhino, 100% (but Ruddiger is a close second :] )

My favorite AU is definitely the Moon!Hector AUs. They're awesome (hot take: moon Hector >>>> moon Cassandra)

HECTOR AND ZITI SHOULD'VE INTERACTED :( !! Guy was POSSESSED BY THE GT and got ZERO repercussions from it ??!?!!! No connection to Ziti !?!?! No nothing !!?!?! TERRIBLE TERRIBLE !!!

I have no idea if I'd ever marry anyone in the TTS universe. I'd consider Curls (Fernanda Pizazzo) but it really depends on how she is outside the stage. Everyone else is too depressed, too young, too old, or otherwise problematic lmao. Forgive me y'all. I love Ziti but I too am much too weak to handle the atrocities HAHDHSHAHS

Favorite outfit is probably Hector himself. And Adira. They're tied. They look so good it's not fair THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST WHY DO THEY LOOK SO GOOD !!!!

A headcanon I have is that Adira cooks when she's stressed. It's just very neat :]

Out of all Moon Characters, Hector is the best one ofc. Varian and Eugene are a close second and third places, respectively.

Favorite fic? Moonrise ofc. But Incarnate, Blood of my Brother, the Tangled Sisters Series and especially Destinies Fulfilled bring me so much joy!!!

I found the fandom in 2018—2019. I remember I got to it maybe a couple months after season 1 ended and I got to watch season 2 as it came out !!

My song choices vary a lot depending on my mood. At the moment, my favorite song is not even a song but rather an instrumental/background music, "Onwards to the Dark Kingdom" (Great Tree soundtrack :] ) and I don't have a worst song to name because I don't care enough about the songs I don't immediately love to actually dislike them. So, I'm choosing "Next Stop Anywhere", since it's my least liked song among my liked songs !!

Characters I relate to ... dude ... I know there's someone, I just can't remember. Faith came to mind. Calliope did too. Geez. Of all people. At least it's not Demanitus or something.

A character I do not relate to? Demanitus. L.

A big opinion I have is that Hector should've, if not taken the Moonstone himself, at the very least become an actual threat at some point. He would've been very useful in s2 since s2 lacks any real threat or antagonist (except the debut episode (Stalyan and Baron), the mid-finale (Hector and the GT), and the actual finale (Edmund).

Also Ziti could've been a little less Yzma'd. just saying 🦀

[jungk0oksthighs]

hello. I'm not a bts stan and don't know anything about them but 'happy birthday, loser' popped up on my dashboard one day and it was the first jk fic I ever read. ever since then I've been reading a lot of your works and they're all so so great! I still don't know anything about bts and don't actively read fics involving the fandoms I'm not invested in, but your work is just so fun to read that I keep coming back for more.

I've read over the odds, against the odds a while ago and recently finished stay with me.

again, I don't typically read married aus, pregnancy aus OR parents aus. and stay with me was ALL of those lmao. I still enjoyed it very very much. you really manage to capture emotions and they come across beautifully in your fics. I love how you described soel and his similarity in appearance to his father from time to time. my brother and I also have a 12 year gap between us so it was kinda relatable lol. the entire series was so soft and fluffy🥹

also, jk getting a vasectomy!!?? the consideration. 🤌 when he said that he doesn't want his wife to sacrifice her body so he'd be willing to go through a surgery (despite the social stigma surrounding it) I fucking melted.

the whole fic was so adorable. thanks for writing it!

much love<3

gosh this is so so sweet! thank you for not only taking the time to read some of my writing but also send me this lovely message! i’m so flattered and feeling so loved rn! thank u 🥹 and the way you’ve pointed out these little details that you liked has me swooning, thank you from the bottom of my heart! sending much love back to you i’m really glad you enjoyed the series! 💜💜

[patiencesinners]

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It’s so funny how people are saying that no one showed up to the Panic! shows when literally there were so many people there and they’re all singing, screaming and dancing. No amount of losers hate tweeting from their bed is going to change the fact that people love Brendon Urie. He was sick and still sounded amazing. And the crowd is full. This echo chamber of hate won’t change anything for Panic! and old ‘fans’ are irrelevant. He’s still doing what he loves and making his money lmao❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 https://twitter.com/MonbebeCircle/status/1584836255812288512?t=mJcBxlIu0HoVW4IQRoARtg&s=19

Phoenix 

[bcofl0ve]

kaia seems to have a lot of friends and a lot of people that like and adore her so it admirers me how much she hangs out with her parents lol as if she only have two friends 😭 i'm 22 i'm only few months younger than her and there are things that i would never bring my parents with me like burning man lol, i get it was her birthday but disneyland i would go only with my friends lol. btw this is not a petty message over kaia i love her! but i saw a tweet yesterday "kaia bringing her 2 friends and parents, such a loser representation (affectionative)" and made me think 😭

LOLLL did you see the tweet about ayo being in the middle of the photo like she’s a member of their family 😭 ayo CRAWFORD 💜 (those tweets made me laugh too bc travis kinda does look similar enough to pass as gerber lmfao.)

but yeah save for crazy abusive or absent father cases i think celeb kids/nepo babies tend to be quite close with their parents. and i guess it makes sense in that when you’re growing up in such a crazy industry your parents who have Done It Before are a huge guide post??? idk i feel like i can’t articulate what i’m trying to say correctly so. hopefully it makes sense. and i think industry kids are more ~open~ with their parents. too might as well be when there are so many eyes on you that it’s not like you can really Sneak Around anyways lmao. i joke about how funny it must’ve been in dec 2021 when kaia and austin were coming back from london and she was like heyyy parents im dating a 30 year old ❤️ also he hasn’t been home to the states in 2 years can he live with you while he gets situated ❤️. but it’s not you can hide a relationship from your parents for very long when you get followed by paparazzi!

i am nottt close with my mom at all and am pretty close with my dad but even him i keep a lot from. i’m honestly a little jealous of people who have super close open bonds with their parents. i hope when i have kids someday they have that with me.

[asklotlcrew]

What's your opinion on The Nameless One?

♀️ I do pity them. What a way to go. It is... quite odd that he's gone.

🔥 Loser. Imagine getting trapped in a loop with floating letters LMAO

☀️ Don't be too mean to him. I don't think it's his fault. I know the guy. We've... met a few times, he seems cool.

🔍 He is... interesting. That's all I could say.

💜 I think he would've loved game night, that's for sure.

[withleeknow]

hj: loser-stuck-in-a-hot-body trope (I realise that your hj pieces are the ones I go back to the most bc I live for his dorky vibes 🥹) + can we just take a moment for this hyunho w/ their gorgeous maknae https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeVFPfte/

+ 🍙 tax: jayke at their mini fanmeet today https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeVLfe7s/ they look SO GOOD AND FOR WHAT also idk if you've seen their fatal trouble stage *cough* jay's fancam in particular WHOEVER CHOREO'D NEEDS A PAYRISE STAT

+ omg I hope you have the best time at coldplay! 💜 idk if you saw wootteo making a cameo here: https://x.com/BBCR1/status/1794848123959062972?s=19 🥺 using this as an omen that they'll perform astronaut for you ✨️💫 lool jin's first live is gonna be emosh as hell MUTUAL CONSOLATION WILL BE MANDATORY

[atp my asks are giving “chaotic multistan sandwich” and I swear it's either my therapy or I need therapy]

i love writing hyunjin!! he's just a breath of fresh air, so cute to write about 🥹 ahhhh hyunho and their baby bread, so much hyunho lately we're being fed so well onigiri :(((

i have a feeling jayke might be my favorite duo when i get into enhypen. i've seen a couple videos of them bickering and they're so silly and adorable. the fatal trouble stage ??? i ran to watch it after this ask and heeseung's vocals ??? HELLO ??? the hair ??? don't do this to me i need to stay away from him 🫠

and thank you!! i will send you pics and vids after the coldplay concert hehehhe. chris martin wearing wootteo 😭 that man adores seokjinnie just as much as we do, i love their friendship sm :((( i'm preparing myself for the chaos that is kim seokjin's comeback live, that dude is gonna burst through the door cutting a cake in half with his bare hands, screaming while playing video games and putting the delulus in their place lmao

[lucifers-horror-harem]

WAIT WHEN WAS YOUR BDAY??? AAAA HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! I love your writing and your vibe and all the stuff you reblog, you're just a Nice Person To Follow and you always make me feel better about being attracted to crazy ass hot losers <3 And omg your reblog abt Pedro Pascal, SO fucking TRUE!! Like I'm tired. I thirst over him as much as the next person but he is a human being and ppl need to calm down!! I've seen people claiming it's not sexual harassment bc he's a man and like. SO?? 🙄

Awwwweeee anon ur sweet as hell 🥺💜 My birthday was the 13th! I probably would have posted about it sooner but I got way too busy lol

And yessss I totally agree! Like it's really bizarre how people will simultaneously be like "dont harass women" but then turn around and @ their fave celebs in Twitter or even worse tell their faves in person how much they wanna fuck them and it's like. GUYS. What the absolute fuck is wrong with u? I noticed it happen a ton when I was more into TWD and shit was happening with Jeff when he got cast as Negan, and when I was more into the Rooker fandom there were some people who straight up told him to his face at a con that we called ourselves Rooker Hookers. That uh still makes me feel uncomfortable even to this day just cause like... man I get Rooker is a huge flirt but come on. COME ON. Please don't be weird to ur faves.

As it is i feel like whenever I do get the chance to meet my faves I will die because inside I will be like "you wrote so much porn of their characters how can you look them directly in the eye" but thats also me cause im shy as fuck lmao

[nomniki]

crying bc neither innie or ynnie are the alpha they literally needed a whole group chat of other people to get them to TALK let alone get together,, there was literally a portion of time that innie lowkey liked ynnie n her music and ynnie knew they were soulmates and they still didn't talk!!! like be for real guys if anything minho and seungmin are their alphas........ not to mention jimin making a surprise reappearance lmao?? jeongin's lies constantly coming back to bite him in the ass no matter long ago they happened is so funny like he literally cannot catch a break for a single second??? even in the gc when he's not around he gets flamed,,, also i choose to believe that the first thing jeongin does every time he wakes up is checks ynnie's twt,, even before he texts her it just seems like his vibe lmao,,, n thank you for the update again i'm so excited to see where this goes but not for it to end :,) i'm making emotional preparations for the 19th as we speak💜

RIGHT! they r two losers who cannot do a single thing by themselves let alone consider themselves an alpha.. H E CANNOT he’s so stupid and yn will be bringing it up when they r old and withered playing chess together in a retirement home. this isn’t smth u choose to believe it’s literally true. anon there r now 14 minutes to go as i answer this and i’m not ready

[bisluthq]

Have a good sleep babe and hope the hangover isn’t bad 💜💜 //

dont even care if I get blocked over this but ur suddenly sooo nice when I have credibility because of my career & where I live & the fact that I have a social life. like u love to create this narrative in ur head that so many of ur anons are weirdos with no friends when in reality they’re just some bitches who like to talk shit (me) like I love breakup drama no matter who it is! sorry im not a weirdo loser like u made me out to be in ur head! also im home thank u <3

Okay but I also like drama. Clearly. There’s a difference between LIKING drama, which EVIDENTLY WE ALL DO THAT IS THE PREMISE OF THIS BLOG, and LOOKING FOR IT out of the blue. Like with no context, going to try find drama, and not even doing a good job of the sleuthing. That’s the part that weirded me out.

I’m also starting to feel weirded out with how much I like drama but that’s a sidebar.

What bothered me last night though is someone going onto Eanna’s page - and they search him all the time because I get updates when he deactivates which he regularly does - and searching her up but not even committing to seeing if he unfollows other shit (which it looked like it did) or what he uses the page for. That’s bad sleuthing and it’s a weird premise for spending a Friday afternoon. It’s just NASTY.

People (including me) find weird shit while sleuthing and it entertains me a looot. That’s like the whole issue, isn’t it, and why I’m saying I am experiencing an ethical issue and shit here right now because idk what to really say or how to navigate this in a way that’s fun for me. It just isn’t fun for me right now. It feels strange and unhealthy.

The Eanna thing is and has only ever been weird.

Which, my dude, you ACCEPT because you have now been like “lmao it’s not like I check this daily??” which is fine but evidently someone else does and can we not focus on how weird that is??????

Like your ass is DRUNK and arguing on behalf of people who search up a D- list celebrity regularly hoping he breaks up with his girlfriend like either you are also weird (your job wouldn’t preclude you from being weird) or you’re drunk (which is why I was nice to you dude - not your job or city, but because maybe when you sober up you’ll process this whole interaction was weird).