#LIKE

[midnight-coffee-ritual]

Unless I can pull off some JJBA bullshit I'm probably dead halfway through season 1

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

[sunnydbeam]

Can I, very kindly, very timidly, very not-a-demand-ly, ask Alpha for a little kiss on the cheek..?

Alpha doesn't know how to kiss. Get nuzzles instead

He is weird and spontaneous

[flowersintheimpala69]

I think some of you supernatural fans just hate women.

[effieotto]

the Narrator is a sixteen-years-old boy and it is written as if being narrated by a sixteen-years-old boy. What are you fucking complaining about? HE IS A KID, AND HE NARRATE IT AS A KID. What the hell did you expected him to sound like? For fucks sake….

We all need to understand that Katniss was the weirdo. It is not because she wrote shit like:

“…Scrawny kitten, belly swollen with worms, crawling with fleas. The last thing I needed was another mouth to feed. But Prim begged so hard, cried even, I had to let him stay…”

as she was fucking twenty-nine instead of sixteen, that all the other teenagers should act the same way. She was not a regular girl. And yeah, i understand that is different, but maybe it’s time to stop forcing the idea that Haymitch and Katniss are the same person, because you’re starting to get really disappointed for Collins not following through…

Haymitch is a child and he talks like a child. He calls his mother “ma” and complains about doing chores. He banalizes the reaping because everything he cares about is to go see his girl and spend some time with her. He writes funny and make jokes while narrating, and there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Are you angry because he complains about his ma demanding him to work instead of making weird comments about how he raised his little brother by himself because his mother was not stable to????

Stop being so fucking bitter and let him be a kid

“it feels too juvenile…” oh really? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT HUH? How dare a teenager sounds like one???? WHAT A FUCKING CRIME

read the tags if you must (TO THE END)

[holygrailandthings]

@hotcheetohatredwastaken

You'll be glad to hear (that's a threat, btw) you have finally convinced me to watch the 2nd season. No it was not this post alone, yeah it was mostly you, congratulations

(i have watched the first season, long ago. I'll have to rewatch that too)

(also i've been listening to the scores on spotify for a while now)

[aka-indulgence]

I’ve been thinking of a combination of two ideas, I think one I’ve only mentioned on once on my tumblr

It stars of as a “HT!Sans scares you and stalks you a little” fic, where he lives in your area and you see him in your day to day. You’ll find him across the road, at the bus stop, behind you a couple nights, the grocery store. And oftentimes you find him openly staring at you. You hear he isn’t the friendliest guy in the neighborhood, doesn’t trust anyone and doesn’t speak much. You don’t think you’re a “judge a book by the cover”, but he genuinely unnerves you… maybe because his sockets widen and he starts breathing heavily when he’s looking at you. You barely interact with him aside from a few close encounters where he’s said nothing to you and you wonder if he wants to kidnap you, eat you, or both.

And that’s where you’re at with him when an unexpected disaster strikes: zombie apocalypse situation :O AGH (I hate zombie apocalypse stories but thinking about being with ht!sans makes me feel safe :3)

I imagine you’re somewhere public like the supermarket when it hits you, a (small?) hoard crashes into the store and starts attacking people. You don’t have a lot of things on you and you’re in the middle of your grocery run, you aren’t exactly alert or prepared when the bodies that refuse to die start going at you. You manage to run for a bit but you reach a dead end as they close in…

And HT!Sans shows up.

As soon as he realizes what’s happening, instead of running away from the hoard he runs into it, knowing you’re there, barreling through the rotting undeads, fighting to get you.

He takes crashes onto the scene, taking out the ones that had been tailing you. A beat passes where you pant in silence, staring at the hulking skeleton with the single red eye looking down at you. He looks like he wants to kill. You wonder if he was a worse monster than the zombies were. A sound sends him back into action, scooping you and throwing you over his shoulder like a potato sack, and runs out.

He takes you to a of survival bunkers he’s set up (a big shed thing with all the tools he needs to survive in the wild). He sets you down gently, and he asks you: … you… ok?

You find out he wasn’t trying to kill you. He tells you as such. He’s a gentle giant with you who wants to protect you. You crumple into him and sob just from the overwhelming situation… Sans’s mind kinda. Explodes for a moment. Because the little human he’s been pining on is hugging him.

Then after that the fic is you surviving with him. Had a scene where you have to take shelter somewhere not ideal, and you can hear a hoard nearby, and all you can do is hide in Sans’ hoodie and stay very still and quiet while he keeps watchful eye on the shamblers. Maybe going back to find your stuff at your home. Reuniting with Papyrus after being separated in the evacuation when Sans runs back to get you and tells him he’ll meet him at the camps. Making zombie shelter community, all that good stuff.

All I wanna say is, in zombie apocalypse, ht!sans is ideal

[succo-al-limone]

Nightwing finds them tussling on the ground and sighs

[zenisbest]

Wishing the Good Omens fans a very Maybe Stop Posting About Fandom For A Month

[sadasspisces]

🩷 hi here's another boring picture of my face 🩷

[starfate]

But but?? Buildings have foundations right? Big poles that you drive in the ground before building on top? make sure the poles rest on a solid ground layer that doesnt easily shift away?? Is this not a thing everywhere?

[sketchsketchdraw]

Ggguuuyyysss...she's finished! So damn proud of this. I love it. Wanna make a giant print of it.

[yangsbandana]

[purimpuma]

Lawrence barely pushed through a migraine episode and anxiety attack to run the conclave for 3 days yet there were bitches running the conclave for 3 years straight (1268-1271)