#like what is in the perfume

[heretherebedork]

Do they make perfume in Thailand with gasoline? Or... lighter fluid? This doesn't make any sense otherwise. Really? He commited suicide by igniting perfume with his cigarette in such a way that caused an explosion? And... no one questions this logic?

[egophiliac]

looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like

February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

[hibbiejeebies]

Why'd you have to be so cute it's impossible to not love you why must you make me smile so much 🩵🫧 How I wanna give him litte kisses all over his face and butterfly kisses on his nose 💭🤍

[hai7ani]

also applies to Chifuyu & Shinichiro.......i think

It's late but I can't seem to think about anything other than the boyfriends who smell a lot like you. I think this applies very well to Rindou like. You're just together so often. His friends have already registered the smell as his own, and even though he sprays on his cologne before he leaves he still manages to smell like you for the rest of the day somehow.

A few have asked what his cologne or perfume is and he says the brand and then they go and compare it in-store but it legit smells nothing like him at all. Around his circle of friends he is notoriously known as the perfume gatekeeper and he doesn't understand it at all 一 has no clue what the big deal is around his perfume, because that's literally the brand he uses, what the hell more do you want from him? Not his fault the in-store oxidised-or-whatever samples don't smell like him. (He literally doesn't smell you on him because he's so used to it already. Like cat owners not knowing how their home smells like to a stranger. Yeah. You're the cat and he's the owner in this case.)

His friends can't quite place and recognise what exactly the smell is 一 especially the people he just met, and it always surprises them a little somehow during first impressions. It's just not very........common for a guy to smell like this. Especially not for a guy who looks like him 一 tall, tatted up, and eyes so fierce it could possibly kill 一 to smell a lot like flowers and bedsheets. The kinda scent that makes you feel at ease and you just want to fall asleep. A comforting one.

And I think that kind of explains why the elderly love speaking to him. Young kids like going up to him for help. The ladies holding their babies likes asking him to help with their stroller. All of that happens regularly despite the tattoos and chunky rings and dyed hair. He often wonders what the hell's so alluring about him that always attracts all these people in public especially when he's alone, but he does find himself doing kind, mundane things for them way too frequently. Not a single complaint on his mind, but just a thought. His girlfriend is usually the magnet attracting people all the time 一 he's more of the dog you'd walk when alone at night. But honestly it's just really his distinct smell from the rest that immediately makes him a safe zone to approach, but he doesn't know that of course.

Shion was over at his place one time to hide from the rain after dinner and he wasn't aware that anyone was home other than him and Rindou alone. The familiar scent of his friend suddenly lingers around in the air and he's quick to ask. "Yo, you got any beer in your fridge? I'm kinda thirsty." He doesn't look up from his phone the entire time 一 they're best buddies, he's been over a few times, and he just really wants something to drink.

A while later, a can of ice cold beer appears in his view next to his device and he grabs it swiftly. "Thanks."

And then he sees long nails and bracelets and fingers a lot more nimbler than his friend's一

Suddenly the smell of fresh flowers 一 something pretty famous from Armani, he recalls 一 floods his nostrils all at once and his brain short circuits. His friend fucking smells like you 一 your scent is just a lot more stronger and distinguishable.

"You're welcome." You have a nice smile on your face while he looks up in horror. "He's in the toilet by the way." You point to the door behind you.

"Oh. My bad."

[ultrangelicfawn777]

me if i was a perfume

[delicourse]

lilac season

[gomzdrawfr]

Ghost the kind of man that walks into shops in slippers, half-awake and grumbling under his breath tryna pick up your makeup order

[emmg]

I feel like Emmrich would wear this fragrance lol

[kagoutiss]

event with alcohol

[eridiasangel]

decided to be normal and take the official touchstarved uquiz over 200 times so I could figure out what answers are associated with what characters, here are the results. please download for higher quality and feel free to share it around and speculate as much as you want lol.

original ver + a quick colorblind friendly ver

my process was basically to blindly run through every answer over and over with a few sets of control answers, changing only 1 variable at a time. once i had enough filled out, because there are 11 questions, i could easily make a set of 10 control answers assigning 2 answers to each character, 2 for mhin, 2 for kuras, etc. the quiz result this way would Always be whatever character was associated with the 11th answer. i used this process to fill any remaining blanks and double check anything i was unsure about.

as for mothman, no matter what combination of the evenly split control answers i tried it always spat back out a different result, so either he is assigned to everyone or no one. this was probably just a mistake lol

[lunaazur]

Better view Ever

[idontmindifuforgetme]

By God I am never consuming any celebrity product ever in my life. Never

[the-southern-cereal-king]

Ok Phoenix Wright, how the fuck were you able to identify what kind of perfume Oldbag was wearing. How did you know the name???

[ultra-raging-ghost]

God... how Mouse and Bad started sniffing eachother, bad asking mouse where she was from, and when she said "not around here" he said he could tell, and looked at her horns. I love it when demons demon. They smell like sulfur and their horns bump when they get near each other and theres an innate sense of familiarity in someone not quite like you and not like anyone else but you, claws that dont pierce thick skin and odd ways of expressing and experiencing love. Im always so ill about the demons..... i wish we got demon trio more often.....

[meduseld]

Wrong.

Hermann à mes Côtés me Paraissait une Ombre by Etat Libre d’Orange

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