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joining the party and tagging anyone who wants to do it!!
I want to start a Christmas/Winter/Holidays picrew chain
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hil! so im a little nervous to send this in and confused how exactly to request but im gonna try anyway
the summer celebration and the banner is so cute! could i please request for you to write a "Malibu Dream House - domestic!au" with Reid and fem!reader? Spencer and reader are expecting (unless you're uncomfy with pregnancy, then they can just be a couple that's moving) and relocating, buying a home together. and the team comes over for a house warming party during well obviously the summer! just like cute fluffy dynamics between everyone. Rossi is protecting the bbq like itโs his baby and ofc Ms. Penelope Garcia is excited at the possibilities of the coupleโs future
i hope this isnโt too boring a request, and of course no pressure to write this, i just hope youโre having a good day and hope summer treats you well ๐ฉต
hi, lovey! sorry this took so long! as usual, i don't have an excuse alshalsjsksh ๐ hope u enjoy though!
"With A Little Help From Our Friends" ~ S. Reid
Summary: When Reader is feeling apprehensive about the end of her pregnancy, Spencer reminds her that really all you need is a little help from your friends.
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Pregnant!Reader
Word Count: 1,846
Content Warning: pregnancy stuff, a little sexual humor at the end, food talk, small mention of a gun (this is CM after all), lmk if i missed anything!
Extra Notes: it definitely didn't take me three different attempts to write something without scrapping it...
Originally Written: 07/23/2024 through 07/27/2024
Beta Read By: @dungeons-are-too-cold (love u my editor 4 life)
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Malibu Dream House - domestic!au
Crashing Waves - angst requests -> Sun Kissed - fluff requests
To say the last couple months had been busy would've been an understatement.
Sure, when you and Spencer first saw that little blue plus sign, you went into full-blown parent mode. It started with some baby clothes, then some bottles, then the cribโฆ But, entering the last trimester of your pregnancy, that's when things started to get real.
In the process of getting ready, you'd acquired enough things for a potential army of babies, making Spencer's apartmentโoriginally intended for one residentโfeel even tinier than the baby you were soon to birth. So what was Spencer's genius solution? Move into a new house, because he simply couldn't get rid of his baby's things before she'd even arrived.
And that was how you found yourselves heavily pregnant and moving into your new three-bedroom Cape Cod in the quiet town of Cabin John, Maryland. Perhaps you should've found somewhere that wouldn't require waiting until your eighth month of pregnancy to move in, but with its charming blue-and-white exterior and flower boxes on nearly every window, it was hard to say no to the place.
The last week had been spent moving everything in, not much thanks to you but thanks to your friends/colleagues of the BAU. Pretty much everyone had been in and out of your home over the week, but Spencer still insisted that the two of you should throw a housewarming party, and who were you to say no to that cute smile and big brown eyes? You only hoped your daughter wouldn't inherit them, or else you might just take that two letter word out of your vocabulary altogether.
Now you were here, in the kitchen supply aisle of the grocery store, contemplating what paper plates to use for the party.
โI really don't think anyone's going to care about the design, love,โ Spencer attempted to reassure you. โJust so long as they aren't flimsy.โ
Your pregnancy brain was basically ignoring him at this point though. โWhat if I buy the wrong ones and they think they're ugly?โ
Spencer pouted, though he placed a supportive hand on your back. โHow long have you known my colleagues? And how many times has someone said something mean about something so miniscule?โ
โThere was that one time Rossi said he didn't like that flower arrangement I put on the coffee table.โ
โIn his defense, he said they were the same colors that his second wife had at their wedding,โ he explained, then chuckled. โHe was probably just having some PTSD.โ
Eventually, after a few more minutes of contemplation, you decided on the basic white ones, Spencer reassuring you all the while that they were perfect. Then, it was onto cutlery, which was just another thing for your brain to pick apart. You knew it was silly, truly, but you just couldn't get yourself out of your own head about even the most miniscule things.
On top of that, it seemed as though your husband hadn't missed your shift in behavior. Sometimes it sucked that he read people for a living.
โHoney,โ he started, his tone sounding oddly like the word he'd just said, โare you sure this is about paper plates and plastic forks?โ
Normally, you'd be able to put up a fight with your brain, push down the thoughts and explain later in the comfort of your home. But pregnant you was much different than regular you, and it only took that one question to have you tearing up.
You leaned into his shoulder, hoping to suppress the sounds of your cries. โWhat if I make all the wrong choices and the baby hates me?โ
His lips met the crown of your head for a gentle kiss, followed by a soft sigh. โI promise she'll love you. You're going to be the most wonderful mother any little girl could ask for.โ
โBut what if I buy her the wrong diapers and she yells at me?โ
Spencer gave you that signature pout, and a small swarm of butterflies set off in your belly. โI doubt she'll be that picky over them, but if she is, we just buy her new ones and make it better.โ
You couldn't help but snicker through your tears. โI feel like that's awful advice, but I think I get what you mean.โ
โC'mere,โ he mumbled, pulling you in as closely as possible. Your bump had made it hard for hugs to happen, but that definitely didn't stop your husband from trying. โYou're going to make a mistake or two. It's in our nature. I will most likely make a lot more than one or two mistakes-โ
โNot true. You're gonna be the best dad in history.โ
โAnd you will be the best mom in history. It's going to be a learning curve for all three of us. But, when they say โit takes a village,โ at least we know we have our village. JJ will be there to help with all your new mom questions and Hotch will be there to help me build her first treehouse. Kate will be there when she starts playing with makeup and we start to feel old.โ
You giggled into his shoulder, earning you a small smile. โPenny will be there just to spoil her.โ
โEmily will be there just to teach her how to flip someone off,โ he snickered, the sound vibrating against your skin. Then, he was pulling you up for a long but sweet kiss, the taste of his morning coffee taking over your senses. โWe've got this. You've got this.โ
And instantly, you were feeling better. You knew Spencer knew magic, but sometimes you swore he was a wizard with the way he could change things just by saying one thing.
โ
The second you pulled into the driveway, your heart sank to your stomach.
โSpence, why is the gate open?โ You only hoped he had a reasonable explanation.
Unfortunately, his answer was not at all what you were hoping to hear. โI'm not sure. I don't think I left it open.โ
Abandoning your party supplies in the car, the two of you headed toward the gate, Spencer insisting you and the baby stay behind him. As an FBI agent, he knew never to go anywhere without a gun, so luckily he at least had some way to protect you and himself if it came to that.
With one hand, he pushed open the cracked gate, the other lingering near his firearm just in case. The two of you quietly and slowly made your way into the backyard. Your heart was beating so hard against your chest, it felt like it would jump right out of your ribcage. Spencer managed to remain his normal, calm self, but you couldn't say the same.
And then, just as you rounded the corner: โSURPRISE!โ
Both you and Spencer nearly jumped out of your skin at the screams, though you both quickly realized what was going on.
Pink and white balloon arrangements, one table filled to the brim with gifts and another covered with various snack trays and drinks. If it wasn't clear this was a baby shower, the sea of people in pink outfits would've been the giveaway.
Penelope was first to greet you, her pink sundress bouncing as she practically ran to meet you. โYou don't understand how hard it was to keep this from you,โ she said, sounding like she was on the verge of tears.
Your arms flew around her neck, and hers wrapped around what they could of your stomach. โWhat is all this?โ Now you were on the verge of tears with her.
โPapa Rossi wanted to throw you guys a shower and of course we had to surprise you.โ
You let go of Penelope and turned to Rossi, wearing his normal attire, except for his normal white button-down had been replaced with a pink one. โDave, you old softie!โ
His arms wrapped around your neck for a small hug, and he left a peck to each of your cheeks. โI love you, kid, but don't call me old.โ
You laughed as he let go, and immediately he walked over to the grill, like that was where he belonged. Then, you and Spencer were off to make the rounds.
Spencer wore the biggest smile you'd ever seen, aside from the one he had when you'd first shown him the pregnancy test. Even though you'd been with Spencer for nearly a decade, you still felt butterflies and goosebumps when he smiled, when he laughed, when he called you โloveโ.
โHe's gonna be the best,โ Penelope said, her eyes following yours.
You smiled before turning back to her. โYeah, he really will.โ
Just then, Luke and Spencer headed your way, Spencer moving to stand behind you. Immediately, you leaned into him, and he took your belly in his hands, relieving some of the pressure there. โWhy were you staring?โ he teased in your ear.
โI just think you're pretty,โ you giggled, the sound like music to your husband's ears.
Luke snickered at the interaction, though he tossed an arm around his girl, giving Penny a quick kiss on the head. โBy the way, you guys should have babies more often. This woman has been cooking enough to feed an army. She left like ten casseroles in the fridge for you guys.โ
โPenelope,โ Spencer gave her a soft look of something close to disapproval, though you knew he didn't mean it. โYou didn't have to do that.โ
โYou and Mama are gonna need something to eat, and I know you guys are not going to feel like cooking after being up with a newborn all night.โ
And it was time for another hug, the tears from earlier actually falling this time. You weren't sure what it was about pregnancy, but you'd realized it had made you awfully touchy. But you didn't care, especially today, when you were in the arms of some of your best friends.
โHey, Penny,โ Luke said as he watched the encounter, a tone of slyness to his words. โMaybe we should hop on the train next. Then you'll have a reason to make that breakfast casserole more often.โ
She pulled away from the hug before turning to her boyfriend with probably the most serious look you'd ever seen her wear. โLuke Santiago Alvez, if you bring your man-juices anywhere near me, I will rip off your thingy and then feed it to you.โ
You couldn't help the laugh that escaped your lips. Then, you turned to Spencer, who was just confused. โDid she just call it a thingy?โ
โDid she just say man-juices?โ His sentence elicited giggles from all four of you.
It was then that โWith A Little Help From My Friendsโ by The Beatles started to play on the speaker, no doubt having been taken over by Hotch. But as the song played, you couldn't help but notice the sea of people all here for your baby. Sure, you were terrified. But you knew you'd get through it: with just a bit of help from your friends.
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"go! i'll fight them off! get to safety!" Lukas to Alex, or Alex to Henry.
Henry looks around, swallowing hard and trying to push down the impending panic attack. "I'm not going anywhere without you," he argues, because Henry is many things, but he won't sacrifice someone else's safety for his own. He just... hadn't expected so many people to follow them, to be so vocal about their feelings. "I can call us a helicopter," He offers, trying not to feel shitty for saying something he's aware is incredibly privileged. Wouldn't have to use it if they just let us be, he thinks, and flinches as something that sounds like a stone hits at the nearby window.
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Have you ever tried to tickle yourself? And did it work?
(if you don't mind, explain the position you used, the way you tickled yourself, and where you tickled yourself)
โฆ no shot I can explain so uhhhh here take a clip of a video I made of myself attempting to instead ๐๐
#me#ask#anon#answered!#LISTEN I TRIED MY HARDEST#I HOPE THIS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTION LMAO#video#feet#self tickling#tease~#foot tease#ticklish
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why are you so against jiara what did they ever do to you
Iโm sorry!! I just think JJ and Kiara have like zero chemistry and are better off as friends. Why canโt JJ have friends that are girls? Kiara lead on Pope and then got with his best friend??!
I think Kiara expects JJ to change who he is and heโs not the kinda of guy she wants him to be.
1. I donโt think Kiara deserves JJ
2. JJ tells Kiara โitโs not gonna workโ and Kiara still tries to make it work
3. I think JJ would benefit from someone who isnโt so annoying
4. Kiara has gotten with every male pogue so far what makes you think sheโs not gonna move right along away from JJ
5. JJ is reckless and Kiara wants to be calm cool and collected
6. Kiaraโs parents already hate JJ
7. JJ thinks Kiaraโs a kook
8. They are the least compatible people ever to exist
9. Kiara doesnโt care about her friends feelings and only cares about herself
10. JJ deserves someone who will love him unconditionally and accept him for who he is as well as be there for him through it all
I truly believe they are the worst thing the writers could of done.
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hi again! i was the anon who sent whether you're taking jnh requests and i'm so happy to see fics for the novel!
may i request some hc's with jekyll and hyde falling in love with the same person, who โ by chance, is actually both friends with them (jekyll's colleague, hyde's buddy during his night outs) but that person is unaware they're one ๐ซถ๐ป take care!
๐๐๐ค๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ฅ & ๐๐ฒ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฏ๐ ๐ฐ๐ข๐ญ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฌ๐จ๐ง.
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Notes; Middle image was just pretty! There was no gender specified in the request, so I took it as gender neutral. :)
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๐๐๐ง๐ซ๐ฒ ๐๐๐ค๐ฒ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐ค Meeting him was easy enough. You worked at the royal society, and they often needed to cross check work and theories, just to make sure it was all correct before publishing.
๐ค It was Henry's work that you were checking one evening, and everything seemed to be correct, other than one detail.
๐ค You had to tell him, of course. This one thing could make everything else seem... lazy!
๐ค After correcting him in person, his work passed reviews and managed to get published.
๐ค ... And after correcting him in person, you two became good friends.
๐ค One thing led to another, and soon enough you found yourself at dinner parties with Utterson and Lanyon, as well as other colleagues and associates.
๐ค What can you do? Henry is a sociable man, after all.
๐ค After a year or two of knowing each other, you and Henry find yourself alone in his study, discussing absolutely anything as you both conversed over red wine.
๐ค That's when he notices things about you.
๐ค It could be the alcohol, the late hour, or even just... realisation dawning on him, but he pays attention to all of these small things you do.
๐ค The way your smile is evident in your features; your cheeks, lips, and even your eyes. Or the way you laugh every time he uses that tone of voice.
๐ค And he just... lets it be.
๐ค After all, he was taught that these types of extreme feelings had to be repressed. It was wrong to have such emotions as a man. They had to stay inside. They were wrong, unorthodox, ill.
๐ค What a life.
๐ค But he does subtly let you know. Whether that be by mainly conversing with you in ballrooms at your friend's parties, inviting you over to indulge in wine on the weekends, or even by taking walks with you on Sunday.
๐ค It's subtle things, really. But you know that he cares.
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๐๐๐ฐ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ฒ๐๐
๐ค How to begin with Edward?
๐ค You met at a bar, of course you did. Where else?
๐ค A particularly long day at work with particularly stressful papers led you to have a need to relieve yourself, so getting a drink before heading home seemed like a reasonable idea.
๐ค Until he crept up to you.
๐ค How to describe him? Beastly would be a harsh way to put it, but with the way he carried himself as well as his shrunken posture, it wasn't too far from the truth.
๐ค Henry was still somewhat conscious within Edward, so he saw you. And given his... secret feelings towards you, he was confused why someone like you would be in a place like this.
๐ค Something within Edward clicked, he was his own person after all, and for the first time since the first transformation, something human glistened in his eyes.
๐ค After weeks and weeks worth of meet ups at this bar in Soho, you finally got to see what Edward was like โ impulsive, rude, and yet somewhat comedic in what he did.
๐ค Someone insults him or you? He gives the most dramatic gasp known to man, and starts a fight.
๐ค Honestly? A laugh. We love that for him.
๐ค Gaga and eccentric is one thing, careless is another, but with time, he practically adopts you into this cycle.
๐ค You know somewhere within yourself that it's dangerous to be around a man like him. He's a threat to everyone, pretty much. Yet, at the same time, you feel protected by him.
๐ค If you're hanging around the most dangerous man in London, what can anyone else do?
๐ค It was months after meeting you that he recognised his feelings. Of course, Henry within him, he already had these emotions, but with Edward being the troglodyte that he is, it took him a while longer to recognise how Henry felt, and then himself.
๐ค Once he does grasp it, though, not much changes.
๐ค He's still as confident as ever, fearless, and dangerous, but a bit more protective. Maybe affectionate, if you give it time.
๐ค Leaving a bar? A kiss on the cheek before getting dragged.
๐ค It's a double sided coin with Edward and affection. He could do the absolute sweetest thing you've ever experience, and then top it off with the most uncharming action afterwards.
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Conclusion? They're both disasters when it comes to feelings and romance and high-key need to go to a therapy session. Especially Henry. He definitely has Victorian England inflicted religious guilt deep within him. Get him an Aldi smoothie and a weighted blanket, amen.
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Slander me all you want, but Henry would have loved this song.
#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr henry jekyll#henry jekyll#henry jekyll x reader#jekyll x reader#mr edward hyde#edward hyde#edward hyde x reader#hyde x reader#anon ask#anonymous#answered!
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-> Woodstaff was making her way through the other universe's Thieves' Den, a basket hanging from her arm as she moved about through the nature. She hadn't visited Glory in a while and thought she'd pay them a visit! - @windswept-ocs [WOODSTAFF]
The other Thieves Den leader was atop a hill... standing still with- something? Was... was that their gear?
It was by their side in a sheath, a decorated leather sheath. They stood almost motionless, staring down at the faction below them, watching the clouds move by & the sun gently set.
The wind gently tickled them, making their long hair flow elegantly in the breeze. How beautiful they looked.
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Lando x Fewtrell!reader but sheโs Maxโs older sister? Maybe 3/4 years older than the boys and Lando grew up crushing from a distance b/c she always saw him as a kid until his 2022 glow up โจ
so so sorry this took me so long to write and i think i got a little too carried away with it, but here you go! thank you for this request <3
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sometimes i have to take a second to actually rmr that dnp r out and gay like we KNEW for years before they came out and i think everyone agreed they were both at least bi but the fact they are OUT as gay have been for years is so insane to me like ????? i still rmr what i was doing when big dropped lmao
no youโre soooo real for this like ,, I feel like it hits me like a slap to the face sometimes. like Iโm not joking when I say (exposing the parasocial in me rn oops) I had like a bucket list of things I wanted to see before I u know when I was like 15 and on there was Dan and Phil coming out ๐ญ bc I needed to see them out and proud and queer and happy and HERE THEY AREEEEE and theyโre so happy and free and themselves and itโs so wonderful Iโm so proud of them fr
#I canโt like#itโs insane#Iโm so fucking happy for them#like theyโre out!! theyโre here theyโre queer and I am so fucking happy for them#my god#phan#dan and phil#amazingphil#dip n pip#phil lester#dnp#daniel howell#danisnotonfire#dan howell#dapg#asks#answered!
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hello there!!
here's a question: how did you guys meet and form your little group?
(this one's gonna be long! the rest is under the readmore)
"Thanks for the question! It was a pleasure to answer-"
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Okay, but would your Goku let Bulma blame him for the Shadow Dragons? *holds up a mic*
"Blame me!? After all I've fuckin done?! Oh I have more dirt on her than anyone else and if she's tryna throw me under the bus she made I'm TOSSING it. My wishes were all with good intents! She's the one wishing herself younger and...don't get me started on the latest wish."
#Answer: FUCK NO#that fuckin#Wishes for a butt lift and longer eyelashes#Goku half tempted to yell at her#HE REALLY SHOULD THO#Main | V#answered!#risingsouls
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Hope you're doing OK Scylla :D Was thinking about BLCI today (as you do) and no pressure on the next chapter at all but do you have any snippets to share? No worries if not! Also I think I saw that you love Persuasion? *ignores existence of the 2022 version!!!* Thought I'd share that there is a recent Eomer/OFC fic being adapted from Persuasion and put it on your radar if you hadn't seen it...its off to a great start :D
pHORSEuasion: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55817617/chapters/147845338
XOXO
Thanks for the ask! And omg yes Persuasion is THE yearning book. The Netflix version took ten years off my life. Luckily we have the 90s one and the 2007 one to enjoy instead.
Given my love of Persuasion, and Eomer, and puns, I definitely have that fic on my radar! I'm hoping I'll have time to start it in the next week or two!
As far as BLCI goes, I've been making progress! Now I just have to work out whether what I thought was going to be one chapter should be divided into two or three (it's really gotten away from me lol).
But you asked for snippets! And I shall deliver! Snippets abound!!
Or at least, one big snippet abounds!
Probably way too long to be a snippet, but I'm excited to post the damn thing. Hopefully it'll be another two weeks or so before Ch. 34 is done!
Ch. 34 snippet <3
โI should call you Lord Boromir, shouldnโt I?โ
He paused, looking startled at the thought. โNo. I would not wish that.โ
โBut I should, shouldnโt I? Everyone else doesโhell, the guards outside the gate called you Steward-Princeโโ
โYou have long been aware of my station and my family, that I command Gondorโs armies and am the Stewardโs heir besides.โ
โYes, but itโs different being here, seeing you like this,โ I protested. โI probably shouldโve been addressing you differently this whole time, my lordโโ
Anger flashed across his face. โDo not address me so! Valar, such words sit ill on your lips.โ
His eyes had fallen intently to my lips as he spoke, and I dropped my gaze to my boots, flustered. โItโs not like I want to be so formal either, but what will your people think?โ I asked. I wasnโt even sure what theyโd think, exactly, but it couldnโt be good. โWhat will your father think?โ
Boromir pinched the bridge of his nose and huffed an impatient sigh. โYes, you speak truly. It would beโselfish of me, to demand such impropriety of you.โ
โI donโt need to call you Lord when weโre alone. Justโjust in public.โ
He smiled joylessly and tilted his head up to the sky. โA more diplomatic concession I cannot hope to make, it seems.โ
โAnd how should I address your father? Does a steward warrant a higher title than lord?โ
โNo, for the line of stewards is not royalty. Lord or Lord Steward shall suffice, though I must warn you that such formalities will hardly be optional with my father.โ
That, at least, was obvious, but I supposed after my disastrous interactions with Theoden, heโd felt the need to remind me.
โI should also warn youโโ He hesitated. โSpeak naught but the truth to my father.โ
โI was hardly planning on lying to him,โ I protested, more than a little offended now.
Boromir raised his hands placatingly. โOf course not. I only wished to caution you, for he will know at once if you do otherwise. He has aโan affinity for such things.โ
โAn affinity for what, reading minds?โ I was joking, but Boromir only nodded gravely. โYou canโt be serious,โ I exclaimed.
โBoth my father and brother share a talent for gleaning menโs thoughts. It can be anโฆoverwhelming experience, my soldiers have told me.โ
โI canโt imagine why.โ
#answered!#i have the best mutuals#burn like cold iron#lotr fanfic#boromir x oc#heeheehoohoo snippet time
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โผ๏ธITS๐ SPANKSGIVING ๐ BITCHESโผ๏ธOn this day ๐ many years ago ๐ฎ the SLUTTY ๐ PILGRIMS ๐ฉ sailed โต๏ธ across the ASSlantic ๐ HOEcean in a quest ๐to find ๐ more ๐ COCKS ๐ to SUCK! ๐
Together with the ๐ NAUGHTY ๐ NATIVES ๐น, they gathered ๐ซ around the dinner table ๐ฝ and had ๐ our nationโs very 1๏ธโฃst GANG BANG! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏโโ๏ธ We honor ๐๐ป their ORGY ๐ฎ every year ๐ by giving THANKS ๐๐ผ to all ๐ฅฐ thatโs important โค๏ธ to us: Family ๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ, Friends ๐ฌ, Freedom ๐บ๐ธ, and DICK! ๐๐ฝ๐
So grab your BUNS, ๐โ๐๐squeeze those BREASTS, ๐๐ฅ๐คฒ and shove a cornaCOPIOUS ๐ฝ๐ฝ amount of DICK ๐ ๐ฉ into that hungry ๐ฎ hungry HOLE! ๐ณ๐๐
Ladies ๐ฏโโ๏ธ, just like your ๐ฆ THOTSgiving ๐ฆ turkey, itโs time โฐ to throw your legs ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธin the air ๐คธ๐ผโโ๏ธand prepare to get โก๏ธ STUFFED ๐!
After dinner,๐ดitโs time ๐ฎ for CUMPKIN PIE!! ๐ฅง Show Daddy ๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆณ how ๐๐ผ thankful ๐๐ผ you are and LICKK ๐ his WishBONE ๐ฆด until he gets as HARD ๐as PlyMOUTH rock โฐ and shoots ๐ฆ his HOMEADE GRAVY ๐ฅฃ! ๐
Midnight ๐ starts ๐ BLACK โฌ๏ธ FRIDAY ๐ so send ๐ค this to ๐ THOTS ๐๐ปโโ๏ธyou are thankful ๐๐ผ for! If you get 0๏ธโฃ back, sail ๐ to England ๐๐ป๐คฎ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youโll be getting your corn ๐ฝ CREAMED ๐๐ฅฐ. Get ๐ back or more, and the ๐ BIGGEST, ๐ GIRTHIEST, BLACKโซ๏ธ FRIDAY ๐ COCK ๐ฑ is CUMMING ๐ฆYOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT ๐๐๐๐๐๐
"...Can I kill him yet?"
#angel of hell | gogeta (main v)#answered!#gazelessmenagerie#WHA#this is what happens when i go on a like spree#gogeta is gonna smite someon#n.sfw
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Platonic kmfs on the cheek!
I will make a teleport and teleport to all my online friendos :(
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Can we see your tummy?
Idk.. can you? ๐คญ๐๐
#Iโm funny lmaoooo#love me a good dad jokeeee ๐๐#me#tummy#belly#my pics#mirror selfie#tease#tummy tease#sneaky underarm too? ๐ uwu ๐๐๐คช#lookat how tanned my arms are compared to other places tho lmaooo#ask#answered!#photo
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