#answered!

[neeeooon]

thank you @beoms-sugar for tagging me cause 🤭

rockstar kaiser bc all my friends drew this a few months back but i never did HAHA

[neeeooon]

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I think i may have an obssesion over sae.

sorry.

UGH so real. so true. i love the enthusiasm we need more of it in regards to itoshi sae

[1vylili3s]

Hear me out.

Night Raven’s are clipped and bro cant fly for long. Sage notice this and tries to help but Night Raven actively refuses cuz he still have to follow Dark Enchatress’s orders

part 1/2 "hurt"

a bit of a dark headcanon of mine is that whenever Night raven disobeys/fails, either pomegranate or dark enchantress will clip his wings. a painful punishment but one that Night raven thinks is suitable.

(birds w/ clipped wings tend to grow it back by molting after a couple of mouths so use that info as you wish.)

Sage of truth on the other, is not so fond of it, at all. cus yknow, trauma. the two tend to argue about this but usually try comfort eachother afterwards.

next will be comfort, bc I am a sucker for some good ol hurt/comfort

[reidsaurora]

hil! so im a little nervous to send this in and confused how exactly to request but im gonna try anyway

the summer celebration and the banner is so cute! could i please request for you to write a "Malibu Dream House - domestic!au" with Reid and fem!reader? Spencer and reader are expecting (unless you're uncomfy with pregnancy, then they can just be a couple that's moving) and relocating, buying a home together. and the team comes over for a house warming party during well obviously the summer! just like cute fluffy dynamics between everyone. Rossi is protecting the bbq like it’s his baby and ofc Ms. Penelope Garcia is excited at the possibilities of the couple’s future

i hope this isn’t too boring a request, and of course no pressure to write this, i just hope you’re having a good day and hope summer treats you well 🩵

hi, lovey! sorry this took so long! as usual, i don't have an excuse alshalsjsksh 💀 hope u enjoy though!

"With A Little Help From Our Friends" ~ S. Reid

Summary: When Reader is feeling apprehensive about the end of her pregnancy, Spencer reminds her that really all you need is a little help from your friends.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Pregnant!Reader

Word Count: 1,846

Content Warning: pregnancy stuff, a little sexual humor at the end, food talk, small mention of a gun (this is CM after all), lmk if i missed anything!

Extra Notes: it definitely didn't take me three different attempts to write something without scrapping it...

Originally Written: 07/23/2024 through 07/27/2024

Beta Read By: @dungeons-are-too-cold (love u my editor 4 life)

Criminal Minds masterlist can be found here!

Summer Celebration can be found here!

Malibu Dream House - domestic!au

Crashing Waves - angst requests -> Sun Kissed - fluff requests

To say the last couple months had been busy would've been an understatement.

Sure, when you and Spencer first saw that little blue plus sign, you went into full-blown parent mode. It started with some baby clothes, then some bottles, then the crib… But, entering the last trimester of your pregnancy, that's when things started to get real.

In the process of getting ready, you'd acquired enough things for a potential army of babies, making Spencer's apartment—originally intended for one resident—feel even tinier than the baby you were soon to birth. So what was Spencer's genius solution? Move into a new house, because he simply couldn't get rid of his baby's things before she'd even arrived.

And that was how you found yourselves heavily pregnant and moving into your new three-bedroom Cape Cod in the quiet town of Cabin John, Maryland. Perhaps you should've found somewhere that wouldn't require waiting until your eighth month of pregnancy to move in, but with its charming blue-and-white exterior and flower boxes on nearly every window, it was hard to say no to the place.

The last week had been spent moving everything in, not much thanks to you but thanks to your friends/colleagues of the BAU. Pretty much everyone had been in and out of your home over the week, but Spencer still insisted that the two of you should throw a housewarming party, and who were you to say no to that cute smile and big brown eyes? You only hoped your daughter wouldn't inherit them, or else you might just take that two letter word out of your vocabulary altogether.

Now you were here, in the kitchen supply aisle of the grocery store, contemplating what paper plates to use for the party.

“I really don't think anyone's going to care about the design, love,” Spencer attempted to reassure you. “Just so long as they aren't flimsy.”

Your pregnancy brain was basically ignoring him at this point though. “What if I buy the wrong ones and they think they're ugly?”

Spencer pouted, though he placed a supportive hand on your back. “How long have you known my colleagues? And how many times has someone said something mean about something so miniscule?”

“There was that one time Rossi said he didn't like that flower arrangement I put on the coffee table.”

“In his defense, he said they were the same colors that his second wife had at their wedding,” he explained, then chuckled. “He was probably just having some PTSD.”

Eventually, after a few more minutes of contemplation, you decided on the basic white ones, Spencer reassuring you all the while that they were perfect. Then, it was onto cutlery, which was just another thing for your brain to pick apart. You knew it was silly, truly, but you just couldn't get yourself out of your own head about even the most miniscule things.

On top of that, it seemed as though your husband hadn't missed your shift in behavior. Sometimes it sucked that he read people for a living.

“Honey,” he started, his tone sounding oddly like the word he'd just said, “are you sure this is about paper plates and plastic forks?”

Normally, you'd be able to put up a fight with your brain, push down the thoughts and explain later in the comfort of your home. But pregnant you was much different than regular you, and it only took that one question to have you tearing up.

You leaned into his shoulder, hoping to suppress the sounds of your cries. “What if I make all the wrong choices and the baby hates me?”

His lips met the crown of your head for a gentle kiss, followed by a soft sigh. “I promise she'll love you. You're going to be the most wonderful mother any little girl could ask for.”

“But what if I buy her the wrong diapers and she yells at me?”

Spencer gave you that signature pout, and a small swarm of butterflies set off in your belly. “I doubt she'll be that picky over them, but if she is, we just buy her new ones and make it better.”

You couldn't help but snicker through your tears. “I feel like that's awful advice, but I think I get what you mean.”

“C'mere,” he mumbled, pulling you in as closely as possible. Your bump had made it hard for hugs to happen, but that definitely didn't stop your husband from trying. “You're going to make a mistake or two. It's in our nature. I will most likely make a lot more than one or two mistakes-”

“Not true. You're gonna be the best dad in history.”

“And you will be the best mom in history. It's going to be a learning curve for all three of us. But, when they say ‘it takes a village,’ at least we know we have our village. JJ will be there to help with all your new mom questions and Hotch will be there to help me build her first treehouse. Kate will be there when she starts playing with makeup and we start to feel old.”

You giggled into his shoulder, earning you a small smile. “Penny will be there just to spoil her.”

“Emily will be there just to teach her how to flip someone off,” he snickered, the sound vibrating against your skin. Then, he was pulling you up for a long but sweet kiss, the taste of his morning coffee taking over your senses. “We've got this. You've got this.”

And instantly, you were feeling better. You knew Spencer knew magic, but sometimes you swore he was a wizard with the way he could change things just by saying one thing.

—

The second you pulled into the driveway, your heart sank to your stomach.

“Spence, why is the gate open?” You only hoped he had a reasonable explanation.

Unfortunately, his answer was not at all what you were hoping to hear. “I'm not sure. I don't think I left it open.”

Abandoning your party supplies in the car, the two of you headed toward the gate, Spencer insisting you and the baby stay behind him. As an FBI agent, he knew never to go anywhere without a gun, so luckily he at least had some way to protect you and himself if it came to that.

With one hand, he pushed open the cracked gate, the other lingering near his firearm just in case. The two of you quietly and slowly made your way into the backyard. Your heart was beating so hard against your chest, it felt like it would jump right out of your ribcage. Spencer managed to remain his normal, calm self, but you couldn't say the same.

And then, just as you rounded the corner: “SURPRISE!”

Both you and Spencer nearly jumped out of your skin at the screams, though you both quickly realized what was going on.

Pink and white balloon arrangements, one table filled to the brim with gifts and another covered with various snack trays and drinks. If it wasn't clear this was a baby shower, the sea of people in pink outfits would've been the giveaway.

Penelope was first to greet you, her pink sundress bouncing as she practically ran to meet you. “You don't understand how hard it was to keep this from you,” she said, sounding like she was on the verge of tears.

Your arms flew around her neck, and hers wrapped around what they could of your stomach. “What is all this?” Now you were on the verge of tears with her.

“Papa Rossi wanted to throw you guys a shower and of course we had to surprise you.”

You let go of Penelope and turned to Rossi, wearing his normal attire, except for his normal white button-down had been replaced with a pink one. “Dave, you old softie!”

His arms wrapped around your neck for a small hug, and he left a peck to each of your cheeks. “I love you, kid, but don't call me old.”

You laughed as he let go, and immediately he walked over to the grill, like that was where he belonged. Then, you and Spencer were off to make the rounds.

Spencer wore the biggest smile you'd ever seen, aside from the one he had when you'd first shown him the pregnancy test. Even though you'd been with Spencer for nearly a decade, you still felt butterflies and goosebumps when he smiled, when he laughed, when he called you ‘love’.

“He's gonna be the best,” Penelope said, her eyes following yours.

You smiled before turning back to her. “Yeah, he really will.”

Just then, Luke and Spencer headed your way, Spencer moving to stand behind you. Immediately, you leaned into him, and he took your belly in his hands, relieving some of the pressure there. “Why were you staring?” he teased in your ear.

“I just think you're pretty,” you giggled, the sound like music to your husband's ears.

Luke snickered at the interaction, though he tossed an arm around his girl, giving Penny a quick kiss on the head. “By the way, you guys should have babies more often. This woman has been cooking enough to feed an army. She left like ten casseroles in the fridge for you guys.”

“Penelope,” Spencer gave her a soft look of something close to disapproval, though you knew he didn't mean it. “You didn't have to do that.”

“You and Mama are gonna need something to eat, and I know you guys are not going to feel like cooking after being up with a newborn all night.”

And it was time for another hug, the tears from earlier actually falling this time. You weren't sure what it was about pregnancy, but you'd realized it had made you awfully touchy. But you didn't care, especially today, when you were in the arms of some of your best friends.

“Hey, Penny,” Luke said as he watched the encounter, a tone of slyness to his words. “Maybe we should hop on the train next. Then you'll have a reason to make that breakfast casserole more often.”

She pulled away from the hug before turning to her boyfriend with probably the most serious look you'd ever seen her wear. “Luke Santiago Alvez, if you bring your man-juices anywhere near me, I will rip off your thingy and then feed it to you.”

You couldn't help the laugh that escaped your lips. Then, you turned to Spencer, who was just confused. “Did she just call it a thingy?”

“Did she just say man-juices?” His sentence elicited giggles from all four of you.

It was then that “With A Little Help From My Friends” by The Beatles started to play on the speaker, no doubt having been taken over by Hotch. But as the song played, you couldn't help but notice the sea of people all here for your baby. Sure, you were terrified. But you knew you'd get through it: with just a bit of help from your friends.

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[f1rst-prince]

"go! i'll fight them off! get to safety!" Lukas to Alex, or Alex to Henry.

Henry looks around, swallowing hard and trying to push down the impending panic attack. "I'm not going anywhere without you," he argues, because Henry is many things, but he won't sacrifice someone else's safety for his own. He just... hadn't expected so many people to follow them, to be so vocal about their feelings. "I can call us a helicopter," He offers, trying not to feel shitty for saying something he's aware is incredibly privileged. Wouldn't have to use it if they just let us be, he thinks, and flinches as something that sounds like a stone hits at the nearby window.

[lovelyjj]

why are you so against jiara what did they ever do to you

I’m sorry!! I just think JJ and Kiara have like zero chemistry and are better off as friends. Why can’t JJ have friends that are girls? Kiara lead on Pope and then got with his best friend??!

I think Kiara expects JJ to change who he is and he’s not the kinda of guy she wants him to be.

1. I don’t think Kiara deserves JJ

2. JJ tells Kiara “it’s not gonna work” and Kiara still tries to make it work

3. I think JJ would benefit from someone who isn’t so annoying

4. Kiara has gotten with every male pogue so far what makes you think she’s not gonna move right along away from JJ

5. JJ is reckless and Kiara wants to be calm cool and collected

6. Kiara’s parents already hate JJ

7. JJ thinks Kiara’s a kook

8. They are the least compatible people ever to exist

9. Kiara doesn’t care about her friends feelings and only cares about herself

10. JJ deserves someone who will love him unconditionally and accept him for who he is as well as be there for him through it all

I truly believe they are the worst thing the writers could of done.

[scyllas-revenge]

I literally love you and trust your wisdom on this topic since you have one of the best. Do you have any recs for modern girl in middle earth fics?, they can be old new just need something. I’m new around here lol. Thank you fellow Boromir gooner 💗

Thank you so much anon!! I'm so flattered! Unfortunately I don't have a particularly long list to recommend you- I never read tons of MGIME fics when I was younger because I was always so picky about what I wanted to happen in them (hence me writing my own eventually) and now that I'm an adult who's slowly withering away from executive dysfunction, I haven't finished reading any fics in a long time.

That being said, anyone who sees this post please reblog with your own favorite modern girl in middle earth fics, or advertise your own!

Some fics I recommend include:

Here, Where Fire Grows by @esta-elavaris - admittedly I'm way behind on this one but it's one of my greatest regrets lol. Incredibly written, very original and the Boromir romance is making me foam at the mouth

Home with the Fairies by i_mushi - an old classic, expertly written, pretty light on the Boromir/OC romance but really engaging

Cat of the Fellowship by @mimilind - an admittedly very weird premise that leads to a unique Legolas/OC story with some great fluff; it's also based on the book versions of events, which is a nice change of pace

This Destiny Is Mine by MessyInsomniacBookGirl - a really good start to a Boromir/OC fic, though it's only 12 chapters in

The Forest in Winter by @fishing4stars - okay admittedly I haven't read this one yet (Legolas/OC) but it's been on my radar for ages and fishing4stars is a remarkable author, so it 100% won't disappoint

[scouting-time]

wait youre fr french??

mrrreow! =(^ - w - ^)=

(Also in case this question was serious: Yeah! I wasnt born there, but I was raised there and speak french of course!)

[r0tt1ngr4bb1t]

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I have returned to you with a Rick Roll-

STAWP NOT YOU RICKROLLING ME??? 😔

[politesofithaca]

"Hello!-"

Charis waved, before then tripping on her feet-

< @childofkindness

Oh hello!

[He reaches out his arms to catch her.]

Are you alright?

[leading-inpherno]

-> Woodstaff was making her way through the other universe's Thieves' Den, a basket hanging from her arm as she moved about through the nature. She hadn't visited Glory in a while and thought she'd pay them a visit! - @windswept-ocs [WOODSTAFF]

The other Thieves Den leader was atop a hill... standing still with- something? Was... was that their gear?

It was by their side in a sheath, a decorated leather sheath. They stood almost motionless, staring down at the faction below them, watching the clouds move by & the sun gently set.

The wind gently tickled them, making their long hair flow elegantly in the breeze. How beautiful they looked.

[neeeooon]

Cow Karasu? More LIKE COW-RASU...I'm so sorry

[1vylili3s]

I dare sage of truth to say "I know what you are" to night raven and see how he reacts lol

both of them have zero clue whatsoever

sage of truth has memory issues and doesnt fully know who he was in the past

meanwhile night raven does but he refuses to say anything

for example:

Night raven, in his mind, panicking: oh no if he ever finds out about who I was he's gonna take me back to rehab!

Sage of truth, in his head, wondering: what so wrong with being bi? Is he closeted or smth?

[circusinarun]

Platonic kmfs on the cheek!

I will make a teleport and teleport to all my online friendos :(

[katsu28]

Lando x Fewtrell!reader but she’s Max’s older sister? Maybe 3/4 years older than the boys and Lando grew up crushing from a distance b/c she always saw him as a kid until his 2022 glow up ✨

so so sorry this took me so long to write and i think i got a little too carried away with it, but here you go! thank you for this request <3