#answered!

[reidsaurora]

hil! so im a little nervous to send this in and confused how exactly to request but im gonna try anyway

the summer celebration and the banner is so cute! could i please request for you to write a "Malibu Dream House - domestic!au" with Reid and fem!reader? Spencer and reader are expecting (unless you're uncomfy with pregnancy, then they can just be a couple that's moving) and relocating, buying a home together. and the team comes over for a house warming party during well obviously the summer! just like cute fluffy dynamics between everyone. Rossi is protecting the bbq like it’s his baby and ofc Ms. Penelope Garcia is excited at the possibilities of the couple’s future

i hope this isn’t too boring a request, and of course no pressure to write this, i just hope you’re having a good day and hope summer treats you well 🩵

hi, lovey! sorry this took so long! as usual, i don't have an excuse alshalsjsksh 💀 hope u enjoy though!

"With A Little Help From Our Friends" ~ S. Reid

Summary: When Reader is feeling apprehensive about the end of her pregnancy, Spencer reminds her that really all you need is a little help from your friends.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Pregnant!Reader

Word Count: 1,846

Content Warning: pregnancy stuff, a little sexual humor at the end, food talk, small mention of a gun (this is CM after all), lmk if i missed anything!

Extra Notes: it definitely didn't take me three different attempts to write something without scrapping it...

Originally Written: 07/23/2024 through 07/27/2024

Beta Read By: @dungeons-are-too-cold (love u my editor 4 life)

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Malibu Dream House - domestic!au

Crashing Waves - angst requests -> Sun Kissed - fluff requests

To say the last couple months had been busy would've been an understatement.

Sure, when you and Spencer first saw that little blue plus sign, you went into full-blown parent mode. It started with some baby clothes, then some bottles, then the crib… But, entering the last trimester of your pregnancy, that's when things started to get real.

In the process of getting ready, you'd acquired enough things for a potential army of babies, making Spencer's apartment—originally intended for one resident—feel even tinier than the baby you were soon to birth. So what was Spencer's genius solution? Move into a new house, because he simply couldn't get rid of his baby's things before she'd even arrived.

And that was how you found yourselves heavily pregnant and moving into your new three-bedroom Cape Cod in the quiet town of Cabin John, Maryland. Perhaps you should've found somewhere that wouldn't require waiting until your eighth month of pregnancy to move in, but with its charming blue-and-white exterior and flower boxes on nearly every window, it was hard to say no to the place.

The last week had been spent moving everything in, not much thanks to you but thanks to your friends/colleagues of the BAU. Pretty much everyone had been in and out of your home over the week, but Spencer still insisted that the two of you should throw a housewarming party, and who were you to say no to that cute smile and big brown eyes? You only hoped your daughter wouldn't inherit them, or else you might just take that two letter word out of your vocabulary altogether.

Now you were here, in the kitchen supply aisle of the grocery store, contemplating what paper plates to use for the party.

“I really don't think anyone's going to care about the design, love,” Spencer attempted to reassure you. “Just so long as they aren't flimsy.”

Your pregnancy brain was basically ignoring him at this point though. “What if I buy the wrong ones and they think they're ugly?”

Spencer pouted, though he placed a supportive hand on your back. “How long have you known my colleagues? And how many times has someone said something mean about something so miniscule?”

“There was that one time Rossi said he didn't like that flower arrangement I put on the coffee table.”

“In his defense, he said they were the same colors that his second wife had at their wedding,” he explained, then chuckled. “He was probably just having some PTSD.”

Eventually, after a few more minutes of contemplation, you decided on the basic white ones, Spencer reassuring you all the while that they were perfect. Then, it was onto cutlery, which was just another thing for your brain to pick apart. You knew it was silly, truly, but you just couldn't get yourself out of your own head about even the most miniscule things.

On top of that, it seemed as though your husband hadn't missed your shift in behavior. Sometimes it sucked that he read people for a living.

“Honey,” he started, his tone sounding oddly like the word he'd just said, “are you sure this is about paper plates and plastic forks?”

Normally, you'd be able to put up a fight with your brain, push down the thoughts and explain later in the comfort of your home. But pregnant you was much different than regular you, and it only took that one question to have you tearing up.

You leaned into his shoulder, hoping to suppress the sounds of your cries. “What if I make all the wrong choices and the baby hates me?”

His lips met the crown of your head for a gentle kiss, followed by a soft sigh. “I promise she'll love you. You're going to be the most wonderful mother any little girl could ask for.”

“But what if I buy her the wrong diapers and she yells at me?”

Spencer gave you that signature pout, and a small swarm of butterflies set off in your belly. “I doubt she'll be that picky over them, but if she is, we just buy her new ones and make it better.”

You couldn't help but snicker through your tears. “I feel like that's awful advice, but I think I get what you mean.”

“C'mere,” he mumbled, pulling you in as closely as possible. Your bump had made it hard for hugs to happen, but that definitely didn't stop your husband from trying. “You're going to make a mistake or two. It's in our nature. I will most likely make a lot more than one or two mistakes-”

“Not true. You're gonna be the best dad in history.”

“And you will be the best mom in history. It's going to be a learning curve for all three of us. But, when they say ‘it takes a village,’ at least we know we have our village. JJ will be there to help with all your new mom questions and Hotch will be there to help me build her first treehouse. Kate will be there when she starts playing with makeup and we start to feel old.”

You giggled into his shoulder, earning you a small smile. “Penny will be there just to spoil her.”

“Emily will be there just to teach her how to flip someone off,” he snickered, the sound vibrating against your skin. Then, he was pulling you up for a long but sweet kiss, the taste of his morning coffee taking over your senses. “We've got this. You've got this.”

And instantly, you were feeling better. You knew Spencer knew magic, but sometimes you swore he was a wizard with the way he could change things just by saying one thing.

—

The second you pulled into the driveway, your heart sank to your stomach.

“Spence, why is the gate open?” You only hoped he had a reasonable explanation.

Unfortunately, his answer was not at all what you were hoping to hear. “I'm not sure. I don't think I left it open.”

Abandoning your party supplies in the car, the two of you headed toward the gate, Spencer insisting you and the baby stay behind him. As an FBI agent, he knew never to go anywhere without a gun, so luckily he at least had some way to protect you and himself if it came to that.

With one hand, he pushed open the cracked gate, the other lingering near his firearm just in case. The two of you quietly and slowly made your way into the backyard. Your heart was beating so hard against your chest, it felt like it would jump right out of your ribcage. Spencer managed to remain his normal, calm self, but you couldn't say the same.

And then, just as you rounded the corner: “SURPRISE!”

Both you and Spencer nearly jumped out of your skin at the screams, though you both quickly realized what was going on.

Pink and white balloon arrangements, one table filled to the brim with gifts and another covered with various snack trays and drinks. If it wasn't clear this was a baby shower, the sea of people in pink outfits would've been the giveaway.

Penelope was first to greet you, her pink sundress bouncing as she practically ran to meet you. “You don't understand how hard it was to keep this from you,” she said, sounding like she was on the verge of tears.

Your arms flew around her neck, and hers wrapped around what they could of your stomach. “What is all this?” Now you were on the verge of tears with her.

“Papa Rossi wanted to throw you guys a shower and of course we had to surprise you.”

You let go of Penelope and turned to Rossi, wearing his normal attire, except for his normal white button-down had been replaced with a pink one. “Dave, you old softie!”

His arms wrapped around your neck for a small hug, and he left a peck to each of your cheeks. “I love you, kid, but don't call me old.”

You laughed as he let go, and immediately he walked over to the grill, like that was where he belonged. Then, you and Spencer were off to make the rounds.

Spencer wore the biggest smile you'd ever seen, aside from the one he had when you'd first shown him the pregnancy test. Even though you'd been with Spencer for nearly a decade, you still felt butterflies and goosebumps when he smiled, when he laughed, when he called you ‘love’.

“He's gonna be the best,” Penelope said, her eyes following yours.

You smiled before turning back to her. “Yeah, he really will.”

Just then, Luke and Spencer headed your way, Spencer moving to stand behind you. Immediately, you leaned into him, and he took your belly in his hands, relieving some of the pressure there. “Why were you staring?” he teased in your ear.

“I just think you're pretty,” you giggled, the sound like music to your husband's ears.

Luke snickered at the interaction, though he tossed an arm around his girl, giving Penny a quick kiss on the head. “By the way, you guys should have babies more often. This woman has been cooking enough to feed an army. She left like ten casseroles in the fridge for you guys.”

“Penelope,” Spencer gave her a soft look of something close to disapproval, though you knew he didn't mean it. “You didn't have to do that.”

“You and Mama are gonna need something to eat, and I know you guys are not going to feel like cooking after being up with a newborn all night.”

And it was time for another hug, the tears from earlier actually falling this time. You weren't sure what it was about pregnancy, but you'd realized it had made you awfully touchy. But you didn't care, especially today, when you were in the arms of some of your best friends.

“Hey, Penny,” Luke said as he watched the encounter, a tone of slyness to his words. “Maybe we should hop on the train next. Then you'll have a reason to make that breakfast casserole more often.”

She pulled away from the hug before turning to her boyfriend with probably the most serious look you'd ever seen her wear. “Luke Santiago Alvez, if you bring your man-juices anywhere near me, I will rip off your thingy and then feed it to you.”

You couldn't help the laugh that escaped your lips. Then, you turned to Spencer, who was just confused. “Did she just call it a thingy?”

“Did she just say man-juices?” His sentence elicited giggles from all four of you.

It was then that “With A Little Help From My Friends” by The Beatles started to play on the speaker, no doubt having been taken over by Hotch. But as the song played, you couldn't help but notice the sea of people all here for your baby. Sure, you were terrified. But you knew you'd get through it: with just a bit of help from your friends.

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[f1rst-prince]

"go! i'll fight them off! get to safety!" Lukas to Alex, or Alex to Henry.

Henry looks around, swallowing hard and trying to push down the impending panic attack. "I'm not going anywhere without you," he argues, because Henry is many things, but he won't sacrifice someone else's safety for his own. He just... hadn't expected so many people to follow them, to be so vocal about their feelings. "I can call us a helicopter," He offers, trying not to feel shitty for saying something he's aware is incredibly privileged. Wouldn't have to use it if they just let us be, he thinks, and flinches as something that sounds like a stone hits at the nearby window.

[yourlittlettoy]

Have you ever tried to tickle yourself? And did it work?

(if you don't mind, explain the position you used, the way you tickled yourself, and where you tickled yourself)

… no shot I can explain so uhhhh here take a clip of a video I made of myself attempting to instead 🙈💀

[lovelyjj]

why are you so against jiara what did they ever do to you

I’m sorry!! I just think JJ and Kiara have like zero chemistry and are better off as friends. Why can’t JJ have friends that are girls? Kiara lead on Pope and then got with his best friend??!

I think Kiara expects JJ to change who he is and he’s not the kinda of guy she wants him to be.

1. I don’t think Kiara deserves JJ

2. JJ tells Kiara “it’s not gonna work” and Kiara still tries to make it work

3. I think JJ would benefit from someone who isn’t so annoying

4. Kiara has gotten with every male pogue so far what makes you think she’s not gonna move right along away from JJ

5. JJ is reckless and Kiara wants to be calm cool and collected

6. Kiara’s parents already hate JJ

7. JJ thinks Kiara’s a kook

8. They are the least compatible people ever to exist

9. Kiara doesn’t care about her friends feelings and only cares about herself

10. JJ deserves someone who will love him unconditionally and accept him for who he is as well as be there for him through it all

I truly believe they are the worst thing the writers could of done.

[mysoulsickened]

hi again! i was the anon who sent whether you're taking jnh requests and i'm so happy to see fics for the novel!

may i request some hc's with jekyll and hyde falling in love with the same person, who — by chance, is actually both friends with them (jekyll's colleague, hyde's buddy during his night outs) but that person is unaware they're one 🫶🏻 take care!

𝐉𝐞𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐥 & 𝐇𝐲𝐝𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧.

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Notes; Middle image was just pretty! There was no gender specified in the request, so I took it as gender neutral. :)

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𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐉𝐞𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐥

𖤓 Meeting him was easy enough. You worked at the royal society, and they often needed to cross check work and theories, just to make sure it was all correct before publishing.

𖤓 It was Henry's work that you were checking one evening, and everything seemed to be correct, other than one detail.

𖤓 You had to tell him, of course. This one thing could make everything else seem... lazy!

𖤓 After correcting him in person, his work passed reviews and managed to get published.

𖤓 ... And after correcting him in person, you two became good friends.

𖤓 One thing led to another, and soon enough you found yourself at dinner parties with Utterson and Lanyon, as well as other colleagues and associates.

𖤓 What can you do? Henry is a sociable man, after all.

𖤓 After a year or two of knowing each other, you and Henry find yourself alone in his study, discussing absolutely anything as you both conversed over red wine.

𖤓 That's when he notices things about you.

𖤓 It could be the alcohol, the late hour, or even just... realisation dawning on him, but he pays attention to all of these small things you do.

𖤓 The way your smile is evident in your features; your cheeks, lips, and even your eyes. Or the way you laugh every time he uses that tone of voice.

𖤓 And he just... lets it be.

𖤓 After all, he was taught that these types of extreme feelings had to be repressed. It was wrong to have such emotions as a man. They had to stay inside. They were wrong, unorthodox, ill.

𖤓 What a life.

𖤓 But he does subtly let you know. Whether that be by mainly conversing with you in ballrooms at your friend's parties, inviting you over to indulge in wine on the weekends, or even by taking walks with you on Sunday.

𖤓 It's subtle things, really. But you know that he cares.

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𝐄𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐇𝐲𝐝𝐞

𖤓 How to begin with Edward?

𖤓 You met at a bar, of course you did. Where else?

𖤓 A particularly long day at work with particularly stressful papers led you to have a need to relieve yourself, so getting a drink before heading home seemed like a reasonable idea.

𖤓 Until he crept up to you.

𖤓 How to describe him? Beastly would be a harsh way to put it, but with the way he carried himself as well as his shrunken posture, it wasn't too far from the truth.

𖤓 Henry was still somewhat conscious within Edward, so he saw you. And given his... secret feelings towards you, he was confused why someone like you would be in a place like this.

𖤓 Something within Edward clicked, he was his own person after all, and for the first time since the first transformation, something human glistened in his eyes.

𖤓 After weeks and weeks worth of meet ups at this bar in Soho, you finally got to see what Edward was like — impulsive, rude, and yet somewhat comedic in what he did.

𖤓 Someone insults him or you? He gives the most dramatic gasp known to man, and starts a fight.

𖤓 Honestly? A laugh. We love that for him.

𖤓 Gaga and eccentric is one thing, careless is another, but with time, he practically adopts you into this cycle.

𖤓 You know somewhere within yourself that it's dangerous to be around a man like him. He's a threat to everyone, pretty much. Yet, at the same time, you feel protected by him.

𖤓 If you're hanging around the most dangerous man in London, what can anyone else do?

𖤓 It was months after meeting you that he recognised his feelings. Of course, Henry within him, he already had these emotions, but with Edward being the troglodyte that he is, it took him a while longer to recognise how Henry felt, and then himself.

𖤓 Once he does grasp it, though, not much changes.

𖤓 He's still as confident as ever, fearless, and dangerous, but a bit more protective. Maybe affectionate, if you give it time.

𖤓 Leaving a bar? A kiss on the cheek before getting dragged.

𖤓 It's a double sided coin with Edward and affection. He could do the absolute sweetest thing you've ever experience, and then top it off with the most uncharming action afterwards.

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Conclusion? They're both disasters when it comes to feelings and romance and high-key need to go to a therapy session. Especially Henry. He definitely has Victorian England inflicted religious guilt deep within him. Get him an Aldi smoothie and a weighted blanket, amen.

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Slander me all you want, but Henry would have loved this song.

[leading-inpherno]

-> Woodstaff was making her way through the other universe's Thieves' Den, a basket hanging from her arm as she moved about through the nature. She hadn't visited Glory in a while and thought she'd pay them a visit! - @windswept-ocs [WOODSTAFF]

The other Thieves Den leader was atop a hill... standing still with- something? Was... was that their gear?

It was by their side in a sheath, a decorated leather sheath. They stood almost motionless, staring down at the faction below them, watching the clouds move by & the sun gently set.

The wind gently tickled them, making their long hair flow elegantly in the breeze. How beautiful they looked.

[soft-pwincess]

you can call me softie or princess! im a v subby girl

♡ 26 she/her

♡ single

♡ mdni, 18+ blog

♡ kinky lewd reblogs and such

♡ dms open (won’t answer ageless blogs)

♡ asks/submissions open

♡ im clingy

🌀 my personal tags are below 🌀

[doctorkinney]

Hi Nolan 🥰

For the sentences game: buddie + "Will you please hold still?"

hi darling!! i hope you like whatever this is

"Will you please hold still?" Eddie asks in a stern but fond voice. Buck laughs. "Ugh let me do it myself." "Sure but it's gonna look like shit." They're trying to put on eyeliner because Karen said Buck would look good with it and apparently Eddie is the only one out of the four of them who knows how to do eyeliner (thank his sisters for that) so here they are. "Okay fine you do it, Eds." Eddie sighs and applies the eyeliner as carefully as he can while being pretty drunk. He takes a step back and he makes some expression that has Buck asking, "Oh does it look weird?" "No no. You're just really hot. Like the way the eyeliner makes your eyes stand out. God, I love your eyes–"

send me a ship + a line and i'll continue writing

[themirrormarches]

wow dude you went to the show? how was it?

YES it was amazing!! met THE samuel luke, got acknowledged by zer0, and got a pic of spine doing.. uh.. that.

[emotoangel]

sometimes i have to take a second to actually rmr that dnp r out and gay like we KNEW for years before they came out and i think everyone agreed they were both at least bi but the fact they are OUT as gay have been for years is so insane to me like ????? i still rmr what i was doing when big dropped lmao

no you’re soooo real for this like ,, I feel like it hits me like a slap to the face sometimes. like I’m not joking when I say (exposing the parasocial in me rn oops) I had like a bucket list of things I wanted to see before I u know when I was like 15 and on there was Dan and Phil coming out 😭 bc I needed to see them out and proud and queer and happy and HERE THEY AREEEEE and they’re so happy and free and themselves and it’s so wonderful I’m so proud of them fr

[kxkarot]

Okay, but would your Goku let Bulma blame him for the Shadow Dragons? *holds up a mic*

"Blame me!? After all I've fuckin done?! Oh I have more dirt on her than anyone else and if she's tryna throw me under the bus she made I'm TOSSING it. My wishes were all with good intents! She's the one wishing herself younger and...don't get me started on the latest wish."

[ask-thetinyghosts]

is there anyone outside of the band u guys are friends with?

"Saltwater is pretty chill too!! I know Spooks goes to practice in the museum occasionally."

[yourlittlettoy]

Can we see your tummy?

Idk.. can you? 🤭😂😇

[lovelyjj]

Random I know but do you think jj/ Rudy is ticklish ?

Yes I do!

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You were laying on the hammock with JJ, when you for an idea. Your legs were tangled together and you were resting your head on JJ’s shoulder.

The air was crisp and you were enjoying relaxing. JJ had his eyes closed so he couldn’t see you move your arms.

You reached over and placed your hands at his sides. Then you wiggled your fingers to tickle him. JJ’s eyes flew open and he started laughing. You started to smile because he was in fact ticklish.

JJ couldn’t stop laughing as you tickled his sides. He was gasping for breath.

“Stop please stop,” he desperately spoke.

You all but smirked.

“Please please have mercy!”

“Ok. fine.”

“Who knew you were that ticklish,” you stated.

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[katsu28]

i should be embarrassed with how fast i’m sending this in but!!! thinking about steve second guessing his every move when you guys first get together bc he thinks he’s too clingy </3 but then you start to treat him exactly how he’s always wanted. doting on him a little, always having your hands on him, kissing him unabashedly, just being so open about how much you adore him :( he’d feel so loved and comfortable and secure :(

alice!!! this was so delicious im sending u the biggest hug and kiss MWAH

baby is so nervous!!! you've both got the new relationship jitters even though you really like each other bc you're afraid of scaring the other person away so it's always a dance of am i doing too much what if we're not at that stage yet?? and the second guessing and not being able to properly love on you without that fear is steve's personal hell but if you wanna take it slow he'll gladly do the same bc he likes you. he likes you so so much.

eventually you're just like wait. no. i like this boy so much and i need him to know it!!! so you slowly start to test the waters with your affection for him and we all know steve's love language is physical touch so he def notices very quickly. you slide your arm around his waist to tuck your hand into his jacket pocket while you're walking around town, you visit him at family video to bring him and robin a little treat, give him a little pat on the butt or tum tum as he passes you, stuff like that. he's pleasantly surprised!! and the first time you lean across the table and kiss him out of nowhere he just 😮😮 but as soon as he registers what's happening he! melts!

it's like a breath of fresh air for him i bet. he's so glad that stage is over and he can be his normal lovey dovey totally heart eyed self with you because he knows you're staying, he knows you're in it for the long run just like him <3