#tf2 ask blog

[the-green-scout]

GAY🫵🫵

YEAH.

🫡🫡

[strawberries-of-red]

[@sor-messenger-birb-oli ]

[tf2-nurse-is-dreaming]

* A tall figure stands in front of the nurse's office *

"Hello? is this where the nurse is? The shrink told me i should come here…"

- @wasteland-straydog

[Nurse was sitting at his desk. The infirmary was well cleaned and most of his stuff was put away. Except for the black rat snake on his shoulders. Nurse glances up and is shocked for a moment before nodding] Ja, this is the infirmary and I am the Nurse. Do you need something?

[the-green-scout]

save me sakura miku super oversized plush ver,

save me 🙏🙏

🌸Today's BONUS Miku "figure" is:🌸

Taito DoQuote Sakura Super Oversized Plush ver. (2024)

[fortress-rising]

What merc has the most fun just in life/ or has the least fun?

Spy has enough fun during battle, Demo, he's fine

[frenchoniontf2]

A lil nervous to ask but can we get some Demoman too?

Sure

Imagine a world where you can date the Demoman from the Team Fortress the 2

It's been a while since i did tumblr asks my inboxes are FLOOODEDD lol

[spidercat-karma]

Just a big idiot who loves scratching

Karma spy and Strizh sniper :з

They never admit to anyone that they really enjoy spending time together, despite being actively angry and insulting each other during the day on the battlefield

[the-green-scout]

canon... i wish

God is giving me his worst this 2024 so I'm giving you mine

[meet-the-courier]

@originalcharactersexyman EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT - EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THE OFFICIAL TEAM FORTRESS 2 MERCS: TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THEIR FELLOW MERC THE RED COURIER - BRODIE. NOW MADE INTO MARKETABLE STAMPS Get em while theyre hot! And while he's hot too! Make that mailman SWEAT Original Character Sexyman Contest One VOTE = One Stamp = One Whack of the hammer on this sexy New Yorkian femme courier's empty, empty head. Vote for Brodie!

[the-green-scout]

ME as freakin LEN 😻😻

not MIKU cause i aint ever wearin a skirt

[mugs-n-cans]

FORCED SHOWER:

ANONS, SHOULD WE FORCE SNIPER INTO SHOWERING?

LIKE IF YES, REBLOG IF NO.

-💰

This is bloody tyrannical.

[the-green-scout]

me n who 😿😔

❤️

[strawberries-of-red]

[russian-tooth-fairy]

Sugarplum has heard his medic, @medic-and-spy , is very cold since move to new base! Plum cannot have Doktor freezing to death, so he will be big coat to keep Medic warm!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

No, but for real I LOVE these two's interactions and I hope to draw more of them! 10/10 best ship fr ~ Mod

[bonk-youre-dead]

[The next morning. Archie is sitting up in bed reading a book; Scout pressed to his side as he notices Scout is finally up.] Morning sweetheart! Did you sleep well?

— @meet-the-archeologist

[Scout whines as he wraps his arms tighter around Archie. He nuzzles his face into Archie's side, trying to pull Archie impossibly closer]

Mmm, five more minutes...

[the-green-scout]

i also like his mannrobics

i like his mannrobics :]