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I just love that Fadel genuinely sat down and did the research on the obnoxious shit that keeps disrupting his life and finds out the important stuff. You can call him paranoid but you also gave to call him right. And I love that for him. Representing customer service worker dreams and how to do your cyberstalking right.

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Bison is smitten, kicking his feet and twirling his hair.

Kant is trying to do everything between seduction and crime fighting.

Style just really wants that car, no seriously, that car.

Fadel would like to take a nap (or at least get a break).

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Shao Peng's gentle and amused teaching and the way Zi Xiang is so excited to learn and how they're growing closer and learning about each other and seeing how quickly he learns when he wants to learn and how eager he is to keep him at his side.

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Made for @iguessitsjustme because it's so beautiful and they're gonna be so cute once they sincerely start flirting.

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Fadel might be a hitman but he is also truly the spirit of every very tired retail worker out there who has ever palmed a knife and wondered how much trouble they'd be in for stabbing the customer that just snapped their fingers because you didn't respond fast enough. He was protecting every retail worker when he dragged Style out by his feet. A+ vibes.

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Is it bad that I have no idea how the monopoly game from Jack and Joker works, so I just guess if they're winning or losing based on their facial expressions?

Nothing wrong with that.

I mean, it basically works by forcing them to pay money to each other to buy property.

It's the most on the nose, exact commentary possible about how rich people own things and they treat poor people like something to be owned rather than people.

Hit the nail on the head,

So you're not missing much of anything by not understanding the game, honestly.

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I really do love that we're getting the love story built on a lie but real love and the story that is built entirely on wanting a cool car at the same time. We've got sincere love (but with something dark driving part of it) and just... damn I want that cool car, damnit on the other side.

Like, Style is in this for the car. Kant is spying for the cops but mostly falling in love. Bison is kicking his feet and twirling his hair and Fadel is contemplating extracurricular murder because he's working retail.

It's just so fun.

I do think Fadel should be allowed to stab Style, though.

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They really did go all in. on these two, didn't they?

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Parallels! Bowling and guns, guns and bowling, taking down the pins with blunt force and blood.

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Best way to kick a customer out: Fadel finding a way to get out of stabbing Style.

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A good spin into a crash into a long awkward stare. A+. Love it here. Fadel deserves so much credit for what he has to deal with at all times.

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Smiling almost-kisses about to be interrupted by varying level of brother interference.

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Fadel deciding against living out every retail worker's dream and murdering Style because it would be too easily traced back to him.

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Just Bison kicking his feet and twirling his hair because Kant wants to ask him out and Fadel confirmed it.

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I love him so much. He is my favorite. He is perfect. He started the show with 99 problems and just got one more and he can't murder his way out of this one as much he wants to.

The face of eternal suffering of retail workers has arrived and he is much better with knives than most people who have to suffer this kind of treatment are.

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I already love them but this is gonna be the biggest relationship disaster ever. I love them both endlessly.

Fifteen layers of lying and love and fucking up and trying to be better.

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I love him so much. Oh no. He's a total disaster and I adore him.

Also love a man with a heaping dose of paranoia and good sense, though.

He's right in both right and wrong ways... but very, very right.

This man is kicking his feet and twirling his hair and writing little hearts in his order book as he thinks about Kant asking him out.