#let the aroaces get garliced

[mintaikkcorpse]

Anyways, list of all the confirmed queer or implied queer cookies in Cookie Run

Silly me gets super excited when I find out a cookie is nonbinary or doesn't fit the gender binary, so I was planning to make a list on all the Nonbinary/Gender-nonconforming cookies. Long story short, I made it all cookies. I'll try my best to keep this in alphabetical order :'). Also, if I say pride merch, plz know I mean pride art. I mix up the words when referring to pieces of media. Also, for anyone saying, "That doesn't mean their queer!" None of the characters are confirmed to be straight or even cis either, so stfu and let people have fun.

Amber Sugar Cookie: Was shown in Pride art for Cookie Run Ovenbreak, so could possibly be queer

Angel Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Ananas Dragon Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Aurora Candy Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Avocado Cookie: Was shown in Pride art, so it implied to be queer

Banana Cookie: Has been shown in pride art for CROB, so is possibly queer

Blackberry Cookie: Has been shown in pride art before, so is possibly queer

Black Garlic Cookie: Has been shown in Pride art, so could possibly be queer

Black Lemonade Cookie: Was shown in Pride art with Shining Glitter Cookie, so is possibly into women

Blue Lily Cookie: Implied to be a lesbian and has a crush on Lilybell Cookie (No they are not sisters, yes Lilybell is an adult. She is just short)

Butter Pretzel Cookie: Has been shown in pride art, so is possibly queer

Cauliflower Cookie: Has been shown in pride art for CROB, so is possibly queer

Candlelight Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Candy Diver Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Captain Ice Cookie: Has been shown in pride art foe ovenbreak, so could possibly be queer

Carrot Cookie: Has been shown in pride art before, so is possibly be queer

Cheesecake Cookie: Has been shown in pride art before, so is possibly queer (she has "rich lesbian aunt" vibes, but that's just me)

Cherry Cookie: Has been shown in pride art before, so is possibly queer

Chili Pepper Cookie: Was shown in Pride art with Rye Cookie, so is possibly into women

Cinnamon Cookie: Genderqueer and goes by he/him, they/them, and it/it's pronouns

Cloud Haetae Cookie: Confirmed to he nonbinary

Clover Cookie: While nothing has been confirmed, he was shown in the pride art for CRK

Cotton Candy Cookie: Implied to be a lesbian (all her crushes are women or nonbinary)

Cream Ferret Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Cream Unicorn Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary and gender-nonconforming and goes by they/it pronouns

Dark Enchantress Cookie: confirmed to be genderqueer and goes by she/it pronouns

Dark Choco Cookie: Gender-queer and goes by He/they pronouns

Devil Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary and goes by they/it pronouns

DJ Cookie: Nonbinary and implied to be bisexual (their shirt is literally the bisexual flag 💀)

Dr. Bones Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Electric Eel Cookie: Genderqueer and goes by he/they pronouns

Espresso Cookie: Was shown in Pride Art with Madeleine Cookie, so is possibly into men (with the way they tease us with Espresseleine, I wouldn't be surprised)

Fig Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Fire Spirit Cookie: Has been shown in Pride art for Ovenbreak, so could possibly be queer. He admires Wind Archer Cookie, so it is possible there could be attraction there

GingerBrave: Nothing has been confirmed, but he was shown in the Pride art (same link as Clover Cookie). However, this could just be because he is the mascot (I do headcanon him as aroace tho-)

Goblin Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Granola Cookie: Confirmed to be genderqueer and goes by they/she pronouns

Herb Cookie: Was shown in the pride art with Sparkling Cookie. Judging from the game, he could possibly be gay

Hydrangea Cookie: Has been shown in pride art before, so is possibly queer

Ice Juggle Cookie: Genderqueer and goes by they/she pronouns

Icicle Yeti Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Lilybell Cookie: Implied to be a lesbian and has feelings for Blue Lily Cookie

Lime Cookie: Implied to be pansexual, as one of her outfits has the pansexual flag. Also has a crush on Orange Cookie

Longan Dragon Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Lord Oyster Cookie: Genderqueer and goes be he/they pronouns

Lobster Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Lotus Dragon Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Lychee Dragon Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Madeleine Cookie: Was shown in Pride Art with Espresso Cookie, so is possibly into men

Mala Sauce Cookie: Has been shown in pride art before, so is possibly queer

Mango Cookie: Was shown in a pride art piece for CROB, so is possibly queer

Milk Cookie: Is canonically gay and has a celebrity crush on Dark Choco Cookie

Mocha Ray Cookie: Genderqueer and goes by she/they pronouns

Moonlight Cookie: Yet to be confirmed but is HEAVILY implied to be a lesbian, and I'd also in love with Sea Fairy Cookie. Was also shown in pride art with her <3

Nougat Cookie: Genderqueer and goes by he/she pronouns

Orange Cookie: Has been shown in pride art for Ovenbreak, so could possibly be queer

Pancake Cookie: Has been shown in pride art for ovenbreak, so could be queer

Peppermint Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Pinecone Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Pitaya Dragon Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Poison Mushroom Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Pomegranate Cookie: Lesbian with a massive crush on Dark Enchantress Cookie

Pumpkin Pie Cookie: Nothing has been confirmed at all, but she was shown in the pride art, so she could very much be queer

Pond Dino Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Pudding Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Raspberry Cookie: In Knight Cookie's dream (or nightmare lol), Raspberry Cookie offered to marry the Princess (Princess Cookie) in order to bring honor to her house. Has also been shown in pride art for CRK

Roguefort Cookie: Is confirmed to be nonbinary and queer, having an attraction to and flirting with Cotton Candy Cookie

Rose Cookie: Has been shown in pride art before, so is possibly be queer

Rye Cookie: Was shown in Pride art with Chili Pepper Cookie, so is possibly into women

Sandwich Cookie: Genderqueer and goes by she/they pronouns

Sea Fairy Cookie: HEAVILY implied to be a lesbian and is head-over-heels for Moonlight Cookie. Was also shown in pride art with her.

Shining Glitter Cookie: Was shown in Pride Art staring at Black Lemonade Cookie, so is possibly into women

Snake Fruit Cookie: Nonbinary and goes by they/it pronouns

Snapdragon Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Snowflake Cookie: Genderqueer and goes by she/they pronouns

Snow Sugar Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Sorbet Shark Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Space Doughnut: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Sparkling Cookie: While nothing has been officially confirmed, he was shown in the pride art. Considering what we see in game, he could possibly be gay

Spinach Cookie: Has been shown in pride art for CROB, so is possibly queer

Squid Ink Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Strawberry Cookie: Was shown in Pride art before, so is possibly queer

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: Confirmed to be nonbinary

Timekeeper Cookie: Genderqueer and goes by she/they pronouns

Vampire Cookie: Has been shown in multiple pride art pieces

Whipped Cream Cookie: Has been shown in multiple pride art pieces

White Choco Cookie: Implied to be queer (and is canonically a lesbian heart throb lol). Also dressed as lady Oscar, a confirmed bisexual character

Wind Archer Cookie: Has been shown in pride art for CROB, so is possibly queer

If I missed anyone or anything, please let me know!

[14th-century-verona-queer]

HEY GUYS SO GUESS WHAT ABOUT VIKTOR FROM ARCANE

HES CONFIRMED ACE!!

BOOYAH

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

AND BEFORE SOME OF THE JAYVIK SHIPPERS GET ON MY FUCKING ASS; JUST BC YOU’RE ACE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T EXPERIENCE ROMANTIC ATTRACTION. ACE DOES NOT EQUAL AROACE.

STOP INVALIDATING AROS, ACES, AND AROACES. WE’RE TIRED OF Y’ALL’S BULLSHIT.

i would also like to take this moment to remind everyone that asexuality is a spectrum. just because viktor is asexual doesn’t mean he’s 100% sex-averse. there are sex-favorable aces. but this also CAN mean he’s sex averse. both are equally likely and it doesn’t matter which one he is, he’s still asexual.

its a spectrum so PLEASE don’t whine to me about how now you cant write fanfic about jayvik smut now or smth. i frankly don’t wanna hear it. you can always write your own headcannons or write something ooc. nobody cares.

im just very happy that we’re getting some ace rep (esp cause viktor is one of my faves TALK TO A WALLLL) in more shows. lets start with some aro (JUST ARO. NOT AROACE. THEYRE STILL DIFFERENT) and also some aroace rep. and nonbinary rep! and so many other identities :)

im loving the progress tho

and hell yea viktor, come join our conquest of taking over Denmark and eat some garlic bread with us. you will prove to be an invaluable asset.

EDIT: I WAS NOT AWARE THAT LINKE WAS A HOMOPHOBE WHEN WRITING THIS. i think it’s super gross that he made viktor ace for the hell of it to try to dissuade jayvik shippers. like please bsfr 😭😭 that’s so gross oml. and just when we thought we actually got some ace rep, it’s just to cover up some stupid shit like this like omfg

thank you to everyone for making me aware of this, i quite genuinely live under a rock and i didn’t even know anything about Christian Linke!

also just wanna take the time to mention i’m not bashing yall for reading jayvik smut 😭😭 like do whatever tf you want man i don’t care

[norel-ravenclaw]

Aro/Ace Spec x Helluva Boss

Fandom: Helluva Boss

Featured characters: All x aro/ace spec reader

Rating: 18

Genre: FLUFFIEST OF FLUFF and aro/ace SOUL HEALING romance

Word count: 560

Description: Dating the Helluvas as an aro/ace. These are based on my personal experience, what friends and the internet have told me, and I tried to keep things generic and up to interpretation - whether you want to see it as 100% non sexual or otherwise is up to you.

WARNINGS: | gender neutral reader | suggestive content that can be interpreted in mutiple ways | language |

Blitzø -

It may be tough to break it to him, but at the end of the day, he knows he loves you, damn it, and he’ll make it work. He’s not the most romantic guy, so that works out if you aren’t either. All he knows is you’re the one who makes him feel like life is worth something.

Loona -

She definitely knew from the start, so it’s neither a surprise or a problem, she’s super chill about it. All she’s wondering is if you’d be okey with her using her vibe around you? Your relationship is pretty chill with no drama, as long as you know she’s sensitive and have her back, she’ll want you with her 24/7.

Moxie -

Your Prince Charming wouldn’t dream of doing anything to make you uncomfortable. All he wants is to see you happy and safe. Whatever you want, he’ll do it. Just let him be a little sappy every now and then, he has a romantic heart.

Millie -

When you grow closer, she’s quick to say ‘let’s fuck shit up instead of fucking’. She’s your ride or die no matter what your relationship looks like. Matching engraved guns? For sure.

Stolas -

You are everything to him, his salvation after years of trying to bury himself. Sure he has needs, but there are other ways of getting what he needs. Your love is constant and calm, he loves it.

Octavia -

AroAce alliance dream couple. Like bffs that have sleepovers forever and get married for tax purposes. Watch the stars together and hold hands, taking life at your own pace.

Asmodeus -

Ironic huh? But it’s a relief for him, honestly. There’s no pressure with you for sex or romantic performing. Of course he’d be the perfect one to take care of you if you have physical needs, knowing better than literally anyone alive what you actually want.

Fizzaroli -

He loves u bitch, no matter what you’re into or not. As long as you’re into him, you’re his lifeline and favourite person. He’d be so sweet and cuddly if you like. Garlic bread? Garlic bread.

Beelzebub -

Cotton candy and honey is all you need (and maybe weed and drinks). She just wants someone to party with forever (and cuddle, pls!)

Verosika -

A succubus and an ace? Unlikely as it seems, after having her heart broken and being used for so long, you’re freedom to her. You love her for her without asking anything more - and she’s not about to give you up for anything.

Vortex (wolf) -

He’s chill with you, which is such a break from his job of being on guard every second. The last of his walls come down and he can just let go - either being crazier or softer than he can with anyone else, matching your energy loyally.

Striker -

Partners in crime? Partners in crime. He’s a bastard, he’s a killer, he’s a cowboy, he’s unapologetic, and he’s yours. Would he like to fuck? Of course, but you get him focused on other things, like learning how to actually love. He’d do anything to not fuck this up.

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

i genuinely feel like less of an aegosexual and aegoromantic for not liking garlic bread and not being as dramatic about not being interested in romance and s*x. i know its just stereotypes but its seriously making me feel like im not aroace

(I wrote a whole thing and then it fucking crashed and deleted on me)

No I get it anon!! It’s like me with my gender. I’m pretty comfortable in my own skin like 76% of the time and because of that I don’t feel as “valid” as everyone else who’s gender queer.

But remember

It’s your box. And this is my box. Don’t let anyone take your box. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t but your box there or that your box isn’t a real box because it isn’t brown.

It’s your box and you should be damn proud of it anon. Because I sure as fuck am proud of mine

[fullofbees]

Obey Me Brothers with an AroAce MC!

I know it's technically July 1st but shhhhhhhhh

CW: None!

»»----------► Reader is Gender Neutral

He would be the most nonchalant about it. When you first come out to him, he lifts his head from the desk, staring at you confused. You sweat, about to overexplain before he interrupts you with a question. 

“Will this affect our relationship as it exists now?”   You shake your head, “Of course not, I’m more than content.”  He nods, returning to the paperwork on his desk, the silence only broken by the scribbles of his pen. You remain in place, now the one staring in confusion.  When he notices you haven’t left, he raises his head, “Everything alright?”  “I’m just shocked. Most people have a few... follow-up questions.”  Lucifer shrugs, “Lust isn’t my department.” 

He would first ask a million questions trying to understand. It’s not that I don’t think Mammon couldn’t understand, I think it’s more that he genuinely does not care what you identify as, but he wants to learn about you so he’s going to pester you about it. So long as you remain his friend, and he gets to retain his bragging rights as your first demon, you’ll always be cool. 

You try to keep up as he drags you down the street.   “Mammon, why do I need to go the casino with you again?”  The demons rolls his eyes like you just asked the most ridiculous question in the world, “Pffft! You’re my lucky charm of course.”   “I am not playing the slots for you!”  You almost ram straight into his back when he abruptly stops.   “Don’t need ya to. I’ll be sure ta win with an ace up my sleeve!”   Now its your turn to roll your eyes, at least so you don’t have to look at his smug face. It’ll only encourage him. 

When you first explain your orientation to Levi, he is excited. You know Levi gets easily flustered when it comes to emotions, but he’s made great strides to let you see his vulnerability, so in the end you decided to show yours too. It still doesn’t mean you were expecting him to start on another anime ramble. 

“That makes so much sense!! I mean in My Whole Life I’ve Been a Cat but A Wizard Recently Made Me Human and Now I Have to Attend High School Where a Pack of Dogs Is Out to Get Me Because I’m The Adopted Daughter of Their Rival Gang Leader, the protagonist never receives a love interest! I totally thought they were retconning the manga when they had her turning down every declaration of love but her being aroace would fit the storyline so much better--” 

Already understands; you don’t even have to explain the terms to him. 

“Wait, you.. Know what I’m talking about?”  The demon glances up at you from his book, “That is what I just said.”  “Wha- from what- how?” You hate blathering incoherently, especially in front of Satan, but his reaction is not what you were expecting.  The demon raises his book so that you can see the cover, “Sherlock Holmes.”  You process the comical nature of this interaction before quipping back, “Yes, I suppose it is elementary.” 

Would probably go overboard in his support. Of course he means well, he’s just excited!! He goes out of his way to stay up-to-date on the tea news of the community; and honestly, he probably finds you the most obscure pride merch. 

“You should let me paint your nails the colors of the flag, hon!”  You stare down at your plain, dry nailbeds. They are definitely overdue some TLC.  “I don’t know if I want to be that on the nose about it...”  “Oh hush, I’ve never disappointed you before, have I?” He says with a giggle and a wink, “C’mon, chop chop! Off to my studio!”   “You mean your room?” You tease.  “Studiiiioo~”  

Finds out because he overheard you discussing the garlic bread and cake memes.  

“Aroace cake.... sound delicious, what’s in it?” The hungry demon asks just after his signature stomach growl.  “It’s not a real cake, Beel,” says Levi.  The poor demon’s face drops, now pouting as he looks down at his aching stomach.   “Beel, you okay?”  He dejectedly sulks out of the room and towards the kitchen, muttering to himself about the cake being a lie. 

I think Belphie would understand it to a startling degree. He has never had any serious relationships himself, finding that he already feels fulfilled with his friends and family. Perhaps you can help him explore this new revelation.  

“Mmm, it must be nice, actually. Less time wasted, more time for naps.”  “I never thought of it like that before... I should take more naps.”  He nods with a sleepy grin, patting the cushion next to him, “Who needs a thirst trap when you can have your first nap?” 

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A/N: Happy Pride Month from your fellow aroace author! Wishing you all the best <3

[unh0lyhum4n]

Btw finding sex/romance repulsive is a very personal thing. It’s not always about religious guilt or being a “prude”.

as personal example, I find it to be one of the most uncomfortably invasive things/ boring ways to spend my time I can think of and I’ve thought that since I gained consciousness. I was not SA’d or 🍇’d. I hate talking about it, seeing it EVERYWHERE, it being seen as a #1 priority to be a person,etc. I TRIED romance. Every time I knew I was lying to myself to be normal and make someone else feel better about themselves.

is it bc I’m aroace? Obviously. Is it bc I’m autistic? Shit probably. All I’m saying is I’ve never gotten my heart broken over a slobbering meat sack waste of carbon and let it absolutely ruin me. I’ve never wasted my time on this shitty spinning rock whining over losing virginity or having a first kiss, getting married/ having kids and it being my defining personality trait.

What I am NOT saying is that I hate people for doing what they want with their own lives and bodies. I do not give a singular roaches coochie hair about other people and their decisions. But the SECOND you judge me for being a buzzkill or boring or having no life or whatever you have to say about my decisions, I genuinely hope that you choke and I WILL be pissing on your grave.

But on the other hand I am in love with and would fuck garlic bread if I could

[alien-ally]

a good aro friend on dc gave me this idea (who is now my enemy for the same reason) that we come up with more jokes, personally i'm aroace and aplspec but overall is what i'm talking about. cause according to them, the dragons and garlic bread is getting old and lets quote on quote STeAM oUt Of their EaRS. they just went on a rant about it but couldn't come up with a single (much less good) one. arooos what do we got? edit: this ought to show you @saucewisdom as no one who talks ill about garlic bread must be allowed to get away with it

[rainnybear]

ROTTMNT HEADCANON TIME!!

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Leonardo

He/Him

Gay MLM

Heterochromia (Left eye blue, right eye red)

Fawn Stress Response

AUDHD

PTSD

Leo gets understimulated and overstimulated (Donnie carries noise cancelling headphones for him and Mikey shares his fidget toys)

Inferiority complex

Swiftie

Rants in Spanish when overwhelmed

Speaks spanish when overtired or sick

Insomnia

When Leo can’t sleep and wants company, he goes to Donnie’s lab and watches him work

Constantly feels like an annoyance

Takes sleeping meds

Fear of abandonment

Reads ao3 when can’t sleep

Medic of the team, hyperfixated on biology when he was little and it didn’t go away

An absolute baby when sick

MLP fan

Has nightmares and flashbacks about the Krang fright and tries to pretend he doesn’t

Donatello

He/Him

AroAce

Heterochromia (Right eye blue, left eye red [opposite from Leo’s])

Freeze Stress Response

Lots of scars from working on his tech

Gets overstimulated

Blasts music in his lab at 3am

Speech therapy when he was little

Weighted Blanket

Goes nonverbal

Sound sensitivity

Black nail polish

Michelangelo

He/They/It

Panromantic Asexual

Blue Eyes

Flight Stress Response (I don’t think that’s even a hc)

Makes stickers and patches

Can’t tie his mask correctly so it always looks messy, used to always fall off before he got used to tying it

He gets understimulated

He has a backpack filled with EVERYTHING (More things fit in it than they should and it confuses the hell out of the others)

Sound Sensitivity, whenever it’s too loud, he gets more quiet and sad and holds onto one of his brothers, he gets overwhelmed and touching people around him helps but it feels worse if too many people are touching anything other than his hands

Gender unlabelled

Raphael

He/She

Pansexual

Bigender

Dark Brown Eyes

Fight Stress Response

Anxiety

Autophobia (Fear of being alone)

Loves to play dress up

Claustrophobia

Splinter

He/Him

He can’t tell the turtles apart without their masks and that’s why he gave them masks in the first place

April

She/Her

Lesbian

Loves Minecraft and Animal Crossing

Cassandra

Nonbinary

She/They

Lesbian

Casey JR

Knows Spanish because of Leo

Knows medical stuff because of Leo

PTSD

He/They

Has nightmares about the future

Loves garlic bread

Disaster Twins

They help eachother when overstimulated

They clash together sometimes because understimulation + overstimulation does not mix

Donnie likes to act like he doesn’t care about Leo but he’d be an absolute mess without him

Donnie is Leo’s favourite sibling

When Leo can’t sleep and wants company, he goes to Donnie’s lab and watches him work

Sometimes Leo falls asleep on him and he’ll complain about it in the morning but he lets Leo sleep because he knows he isn’t getting enough and he’s just glad he’s finally sleeping

PB & J

They clash together sometimes because understimulation + overstimulation doesn’t mix very well

Donnie carries fidget toys for Mikey (Mikey doesn’t wear his bag during battle which is where all his fidget toys are)

Mikey is Donnie’s favourite sibling

Donnie and Mikey talk about their hyperfixations/special interest(s) together

Portal Duo

They were Pokémon kids and played Pokémon together, they shared a card collection and sometimes argued over the cards, they are now under Leo’s bed, they still play every once in awhile

[personal-progress-dropout]

Pride month is over, but my identity crisis is not. 

(Am I a lesbian? Am I bi with a preference for women? Am I demi-aroace or just picky? God only knows, now let’s get some garlic bread.)

[austeretrav]

hello aroace people i love you aroace people. lets get some garlic bread at 3 in the morning together

[maggotclangen]

Moon 10 (Leafbare)

Primrose steps into the leader’s den, gagging at the scent of blood. Why did his den always smell like this? “Warmstar?”

The tabby groans in his nest, peeling an eye open. “Yes, Primrose?”

Primrose approaches the leader, putting a paw on his forehead. “Yer burnin’ up. Sure you don’t want me to move ya into the healer’s den?”

Warmstar coughs. “No, I don’t want the clan knowing I’m sick.”

Primrose sighs. “Well, I think it’s just a case of whitecough, nothin’ too threatenin’.”

“Then the clan doesn’t have to know about it.” Warmstar rasps.

Primrose sighs. She had noticed that the cat had a stubborn streak, always insisting that he hid anything that could be viewed as weakness. It was worse than what she had seen in some rogues. “You really should go to the healer’s den, we can monitor it be-”

“I am your leader and I say I stay here!” he growls, tail lashing.

Primrose is silent for a moment. “Fine. You can stay, leader.” She silently pads out of the medicine cat den.

Meanwhile…

“Oh my stars!”

Cavepool rushes to meet the injured warrior at the end of camp. Yelloweyes was bloody and bruised and panting heavily. Yet strangely enough, he was smiling…

“Yellow, what happened!”

“I won…” Yelloweyes rasps out, eyes triumphant.

“Wh-What!?”

“I showed… that stupid fox… what for…” he pants.

“W-Wait, do you mean-”

“Brave’s fox. Yeah, it. Been looking for it for moons now.”

“Wait, you’ve been actively hunting this thing!?” Though it made sense. Yelloweyes always jumped at the chance of a border patrol, especially near the site they found Bravepaw.

“It remembered me…” Yelloweyes growled. “It even started salivating.”

“Y-You can tell me about it later! Let’s get you patched up first!” Cavepool admonished, already assessing the damage.

“O-Okay…” his clanmate replied, both annoyed that his story had been interrupted and flustered that Cavepool was giving him so much attention, even if it was just his job.

Cavepool leads him to the healer’s den and lays him down in a nest. “You’re not too bad off, just some cuts and bruises.”

“Hah!” Yelloweyes laughs proudly. “You should see the fox!”

“Oh, really?” Cavepool asks, gingerly applying garlic to reduce the chances of infection.

“Yeah! I mauled the thing’s face! He won’t be finding any mates, I’m sure of it! Gave me one hell of a fight though.”

“I can see.” Cavepool sighs, patching up larger cuts with cobwebs.

“But you wanna know the best part? Just as it was fleeing I managed to get it by the base of his tail and shred it to the tip!” Yelloweyes boasts, eyes shining with pride.

“Well, what goes around come around I suppose.” Cavepool purrs, knowing that this is simply Yelloweyes way of getting closure.

“Hey, Cavepool…” Yelloweyes start, now quiet. “Do you think they’ve forgiven me?”

Cavepool curls around the bi-colored tom, knowing exactly who he’s talking about. “I think they’ve always forgiven you. I think you’ve forgiven you.”

Late that night…

Warmstar coughs as he fixes the bones into position. He knows he really should go to the healer den but it would be harder to feed her from there.

After chanting all too familiar words, she appears, a lithe figure of shadow and fire. Warmstar tosses the hare to her. “Here.” 

The figure looks at the hare, disappointed, obviously expecting something more… substantial.

“Look, this is all I could get. If you haven’t noticed, I'm sick.”

The figure gives what must have been a sigh before touching its nose to the hare. Upon contact, the hare instantly decays, becoming nothing but a pile of bones. The creature then stands, stretches, and disappears.

Events

Primrose no longer has whitecough!

Warmstar has whitecough!

Yelloweyes gets bruises after fighting a fox!

Characters

Warmstar: Medium-furred light brown tabby tom with violet eyes and a reddish-brown paw print on his forehead | 21 moons | Leader (9 lives) | Charismatic | Good Decorator | Cis!Male (he/him) | Aroace

Primrose: Medium-furred cream & black calico she-cat with pale green eyes and a frostbitten paw | 69 moons | Healer | Shameless | Incredibly Clever| Cis!Fem (she/her) | Aroace

Cavepool: Medium-furred unusually spotted gray tom with cyan eyes | 16 moons | Healer | Bouncy | Incredibly Knowledgeable| Cis!Male (he/him) | Bi

Yelloweyes: Medium-furred speckled dark brown and white tom with yellow eyes and a scar at the base of his tail| 19 moons | Warrior | Ambitious | Fast Runner | Cis!Male (he/him) | Gay

E B P O G Z V K N | ??? | ??? | Demon | ??? | ??? | ??? (she/it)| ???

Our friend has a name~

[headphonemouse]

My aroace ass can't read romance with characters in denial "I'm not in love" yeah I believe you 100% let's get some garlic bread what do you MEAN THERE ARE 80 CHAPTERS AFTER THIS

[olive-gardens-breadstick]

random dc headcanons go!

most of them are batfam sorry lol

every time beast boy changes form he has to active stay alert as not to completely adopt its nature and stay focused on the fight not the rapid change of chemicals flowing through him

pink kryptonite makes jon aroace

martha wayne was native french and did the one parent one language thing so when bruce thinks about his mom a hint of french slips into his voice

following the last one, bruce learned two different types of english (american and british) so his natural speaking voice is a bit of an abomination (his fathers new jersey accent and alfred’s british + the french it’s a nightmare)

and frequently switches between american and british spelling bc alfred helped with his homework after thomas and martha died

billy still has some enhanced elements to him when he’s not shazam ie; he’s a lil too strong, is randomly a lil bit more insightful than usual etc., not enough for anyone he knows or even himself to notice but it catches  adult strangers of guard when a random 12 yo gives really relationship advice that they just have to take bc they know he’s right

before bruce was born martha and thomas had 3 cats they named snap crackle and pop (they were orange (ginger snap) black (with a distinct white pattern that looked like lightning) and white (pop corn))

the cats died when bruce was in highschool (they were close in age and went one right after the other) and he took it just as hard as his parents death bc he lost one of the last things he had left of them

when bruce learned how much jason loved to read he took him to a) the five story barns & noble and b) the book store in oregon that is legitimately a block and just let him lose resulting in the manners library

kara doesn’t like the chunks of garlic in food so she makes her own sauce and uses garlic powder

conner may have clark’s hair and eye brows but is smooth literally everywhere else, not even peach fuzz on his face, no leg or arm hair, everyone he meets in civilian form thinks he gets waxed

barry can find his way anywhere if you give him street names (he’s on callahan going towards cherry) but cannot tell the difference between his left and rights (he turned right! *heavy sigh* your other right,man)

martian man hunter can’t read bruce’s mind, not bc of some moral standpoint he just… can’t. it stresses him out

knowing this bruce will give him a smile when he know j’onn is trying to get in his head it always chills his bones

after they got married selina “found” a few pictures of bruce with the cats ( baby to teen) and cried for a good 2 hrs about it and when bruce say her crying and asked her what was wrong she just said he looked so sweet in every picture

tim and bruce did (and still do just not as often) escape rooms every weekend when bruce made tim robin he said it was to sharpen his skills but really he just liked seeing how excited tim got when he solved one of the puzzles

tim’s comfort games are ace attorney and professor layton (bruce got him the first games of both and a ds one christmas and he instantly fell in love with them) he’s also played dangonrompa (which bruce got him a ps vita for)

after he found out tim had a ds jason gets him a stupidly easy and shallow shovel ware game as a gag gift for his stocking

oliver and bruce were super close before oliver’s cruise ship crashed and they both still have eachother as their emergency contacts

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Happy Sunday, people! Thanks for the tags @artsyunderstudy @facewithoutheart @johnwgrey @bookish-bogwitch @cutestkilla @aroace-genderfluid-sheep @ionlydrinkhotwater, in love with your brains as usual!

Today I offer you three more snippets from the same fics as the past few weeks!

From the chapter of where I belong I'll post on Thursday:

“That is not a damsel in distress,” Simon observes. “That is Shep.”

Then secret project #1:

I can only wait here, completely naked, questioning all the choices I've made to get to this point. [...] Letting him kiss me even though I had just eaten a basket of garlic bread, and not seeing any red flags when he liked it. Picking the wrong monosyllable to answer his blubbering four-word question.

And secret project #2 aka Oh Christ:

Fifteen years will do that to you — turn a love you didn't think you could live without in a story you tell on a third date when you're reminiscing how young and stupid you were when you had your first relationship. Turn a body you believed would stay ingrained in your muscle memory forever into skin and curves you only know through the glossy pages of a fashion magazine.

Sad there are no Christs today.

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Hi! If you get this, answer with three random things about yourself and send this to the last seven blogs in your notifications – Anonymously or not! Let’s get to know the person behind the blog! :)

my god this an been in my inbox for far too long... (im not that interesting a person haha. or at least not interesting enough to have 3 facts pulled out at the ready. 😅)

1.) im bi-alterous (meaning im bisexual but instead of sexual it’s sort of a feeling in between platonic and romantic attraction)

2.) i once write a glee fanfic for class. and the teacher enjoyed it?! it was about ‘criss colpher’ murdering ‘leah michell’ (and other problematic people!!). plus there’s a romantic side plot featuring ‘daren chris’. it contains the sentence ‘i may be a murderer but at least i support bi rights’ so yeah it’s perfect aside from the fact that i wrote it in black ink instead of blue and how it’s not finished. (perhaps 20 or so likes on this post and ill show it to you maybehaps?? 👀👀)

3.) im also currently working on a loveless fanfic and ive just reached the half way point. im working on the second prologue. I plan for around 34 chapters plus two prologues and an epilogue. so yeah kind of a big project but it’s the furthest ive ever gotten. parts of it include:

-georgia being an autistic aroace bean who is confused by everything allo

-georgia making scooby doo cookies for jason

-an ice rink scene filled with the desire for garlic bread

-sunil abd ellis being fucking awesome

-georgia and jason singing ‘last christmas’ in a field of christmas trees (glee reference) before having the most touching conversation ive ever written

-georgia faking an entire friendship before having an aroace crisis and faking an entire romace

-georgia having her AroAce Realisation through the musical spring awakening

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Welcome, one and all, to the tragic but mostly annoying saga of NDNW’s personal life.

Today’s tale: the tale of Mr. Soup

Let me preface this by saying that I’m hella autistic and trying my damn best. I am 100% auto/ace and one of the things that all that makes me feel is an actual fear of people being sexually attracted to me. I have a bit of an irl online presence where I talk about my relationship, and people constantly hit on me. I am always always always nice the first time, and I gently explain that I am not interested. However, that is rarely enough, and I am fucking tired but I choose to vent on here instead of taking my discomfort out on them.

So I got online using my irl information and met a guy who wanted to exchange recipes with me. He knew lots of recipes I didn’t, and I knew lots that he didn’t. We agreed to meet in a green space and I would make him Norwegian mushroom soup. On this online space I had a bunch of aroace pride up, and mentioned once or twice that I was planning my wedding. Mr. Soup arrives and I serve the soup. He asks me about life and I tell him I’m engaged to myself and trying to save up for a big wedding. He asks me more questions about wedding details (where do you wanna get married, what color scheme, what flowers etc. genuine sweet questions) which of course I answer and get really excited. I ask him about his job and blah blah blah. All normal stuff. He tells me the recipe he plans to teach me next time, we exchange numbers and he heads out. He texts me a few days later asking if he’s supposed to grate the garlic or mince it. We get chatting by text again and he mentions at one point that I am very beautiful (I am, for lack of a better description, a big titty femme.) I tell him I’m flattered but I make sure he knows that I’m hella autosexual and not into guys. He texts me a few days later and says HE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH ME. At this point I have no idea what to do because, even though I get hit on a lot, no one has ever been this intensely forward. So I say my little spiel again and that’s that. Today, Mr. Soup has returned to my phone notifications. He is saying that I’m the only one he wants. All I can say is same. Well friends, stay tuned to hear more of my life that is beginning to imitate art a concerning amount.