#lasing

[jugheadprince]

a night to remember.

Haha. Wasak na wasak talaga kagabi!

5pm nag start, 5am na natapus. Di ko na ma remeber pano ako nakauwi sa bahay. Haha

salamat na din sa mga tropang tunay na di ako pinabayaan at hinatid pa pauwi.

Pero juice colored sana last na yan. . .

[maykatha]

babae ang sumasalba,

EXT. TAPAT NG MAIN BUILDING, BENCH - DUSK

[non-verbatim] "do you realize na sa mga pagkakataong we're going through it, babae 'yung nandiyan para sa'tin? ang galing lang. 'yung nangyari 'yun sa'kin, 'yung time na nalaman mo...tapos neto lang, 'yung nangyari sa'yo—buti na lang nandiyan si minty, buti na lang hindi ka mag-isa non, mahal." sabi ni reigee habang kumakain kami ng ice-cream sa tapat ng main building. oo nga, sabi ko sa sarili non. parang may eureka moment eh. na totoo nga, na babae ang sumasalba. ang laging nandoon.

babae ang puso ng humawak sa kamay ko noon habang nilalahad ang katotohanang sumampal sa'kin sa may albertus. babae ang unang napagsabihan ng nangyari sa'kin 6 years ago. babae ang sumalo sa suka't luha sa mcdo p. noval. o sa versus man. or even sa jollibee dapitan. hindi ko na uulitin 'yun, promise. babae ang mga nakakatabi sa concerts na pinipiling puntahan mag-isa. babae ang unang nakapag-bigay ng bouquet. babae ang unang nakasama sa escolta. babae ang unang nag-tattoo sa tagong parte. babae rin ang nag-drawing noon. puso ng babae ang nasa balakang ko. sulat-kamay naman ang nasa braso. babae ang nag-abot ng bayad, ng sukli. babae ang pumulot ng takip ng lipstick sa kapehan. babae ang nagkulay pabalik sa black ng bleached kong bangs—walang gloves, hinayaan na marumihan nang sobra ang mga kamay. babae ang sumalo sa huling klase sa public dahil sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon. babae ang nag-aaya ng paboritong almusal sa mga pagkakataong kinakailangan ng kalinga.

babae pala ang nakapalibot sa'kin. kaya pala binabalot ng kakaibang kung ano na nakakapag paniwala sa'kin na totoong may pagmamahal pa rin na totoo, na tapat, na tama. dahil narito sila, dahil narito pa rin ako.

nagtalik nanaman ang pahina't tinta,

Micah.

[homosexualasstransbian]

hi i am so fucking desperate for vapes

please dear god, donate to me on ko-fi

[scarylarry376]

Grammies!!!

season four? yes PLEASE <3333

[zero-zip]

BRING BACK THE LUNAR AND EARTH SHOW!!!

YouTube they aren’t a scam, please bring back the Lunar and Earth show

[poptropi-caw]

PLACE YOUR BETS NOW FOLKS! WHEN WILL POPTROPICA DIE?

[flowerscatsandwichystuff]

@gothicmatter @ginderfluid

Calling out to my goth elders, I'm officially a baby bat 🖤 any tips or music recommendations welcome. I find that I really enjoy Bauhause and I'm not all that into Christian Death.

[thegentlemancollects]

[souledead]

wala pang Thursday pero gusto ko lang ishare na vasectomized na asawa ko even before we met soooo mag-iisang taon na kong nace-creampie without overthinking 🥰 yes to raw sex, childless relationship and di kailangan magbear ng side effects ng contraceptives for women 🖤🖤🖤 yun lang stay safe y'all

[oatslattes]

꒰     ﾉ     .     ‎꣑꣒             “     you're   just   messing   with   me     !     what   are   you   trying   to   prove     ?     ”

[sanguinifex]

I do hope you guys know that when Republicans say “They control the weather,” they’re not talking about Democrats. They’re talking about Jews, whom they assume are controlling the Democrats.

[oatslattes-a]

     "     kanina   ka   pa   last   shot   ng   last   shot     ...     tara   na     ,     ako   na   maghahatid   sa   'yo   pauwi     .     "

location     :     urbn   qc     ,     @gam3bo1

[jaspertjunk]

pause to consider bri'ish captors

[roastedprune]

I love Sentinels of the Multiverse with homebrew because when someone with neurotypical hobbies asks me what I did over the weekend I tell them that space ship, french dude, some nightmare version of little red riding hood and Shag and Scoob fought a bunch of basically scps and a giant laser while also investigating the murder of Sonic the Hedgehog.

[bugsizedbird]

despite it all my partners are cozy to be witth am trying to figure out the agere tags for my inconsisnt name blorbo n i love eevryone ans the world so much

[captainfightingflower]

Y’know what annoys me? Most Trivia Murder Party fans. If you feel like you belong in the most category and/or feel like you’re going to be attacked by reading this: please do not read further, this isn’t designed to be an attack on anyone, but i do not sugarcoat my feelings one bit ether. Now for the rest of you who are interested in reading out my very long vent about my distain for the fandom’s babification of TMP & TMP 2: click “Keep reading” instead. (But be warned: my words are venomous to the ill prepared.)

Now this isn’t talking about ALL of them: i mean for starters, i have no qualms with the majority of Russian Trivia Murder Party fans, since they actually stay quite true to the themes of the source material, i’m talking about the actual children who take this game that’s themed around horror and death and turn it into a children’s show!

Like the amount of poll vaulting these children do with their headcannons to remove everything that’s scary or even SLIGHTLY violent about the Trivia Murder Party series deserves an Olympic medal. There’s a joke about masturbating in a cemetery for Pete’s sake! The “not family friendly” tag is there for a reason.

I mean not only do they infantilize the host, turning them from a quirky individual who can be incredibly threatening when they want to be to just “uwu stabby stabby”, but they also somehow manage to infantilize the VICTIMS! Y’know, the voodoo dolls that are meant to represent you, the player behind the phone?

And i mean i have nothing against giving the victims a little personality, but like...god these guys treat The Jester like they are an actual infant! If i was shot everytime i saw a “Jeter likes cheese” post; it’d be a miracle if i was still alive! And why do you guys ship them with The Sheriff of all victims?!? I just don’t get that, never did and probably never will. Not to mention how much they downplay some victims like Lust, Pride, Gluttony or Despair, to the point where they don’t even resemble their sins anymore!

Now let me tell you about these headcannons. First of all: the whole “they get turned into the dolls” pisses me off SO MUCH! Every time i see this happen, it just RUINS my enjoyment then and there. The only reason why these kids even headcannon this is because acknowledging the fact that whenever a doll get’s shot, or stabbed, or thrown into a blender: there’s supposed to be a human that’s getting mystically mangled like the doll! And since any blood whatsoever is too scary for them to handle, they would rather turn people into dolls or completely remove the voodoo from voodoo doll. Because god forbit a piece of media run by a serial killer have blood!

And don’t get me started on the shit-show that is Schmitty X [REDACTED]. The amount of hurdles these babies jump to justify that this is a healthy relationship and not abusive stockholm syndrome is frankly disgusting. Now it’s one thing to base your ship entirely around the original Trivia Murder Party, where they are just friends and shipping them wouldn’t be problematic. And it’s another thing to ship them and make it an abusive one. But...god...god these kids are so insistent that ether 

A. It’s all fake, and that the trauma Schmitty is going through is just coincidental (which i find to be a copout that does not make sense, especially if you add the fact that they believe YDKJ: FS’s ETS is fully real [which i’ve already made a post about my gripes with that]).

B. He forgave him after realizing that it was his friend who kidnapped and tortured him for actual years (which is much worse).

C. TMP Killer kidnapped him because they were attracted to him (which is not only significantly more worse, but also what the fuck are you implying with that).

Or D. All of the above (which does not make ANY sense and violently contradicts itself).

I don’t get why these kids want to back Schmitty up in a love corner with Cookie Masterson & the Trivia Murder Party killer, when cutting him out and shipping “Murderson” instead is infinitely better! (No i do not ship Cookie X [REDACTED], if you were wondering; i’m just pointing out the obvious).

I mean where’s the violence? The angst you guys love so much?! What’s stopping you from drawing gore of the series that’s just BEGGING for it?!?! It seriously reminds me of the Creepypasta fandom or the Five Night’s at Freddy’s fandom, but at least with those two: i can actually FIND gore and angst about it! I have 3.81 GB of JUST Trivia Murder Party content stored in my Fun & Games drive, and barely ANY of it has even the SLIGHEST bit of blood or the MODICUM of angst!

Honestly i just wish that these children would grow up and start making some content that’s actually true to the source material of the game they claim to love so much.