#perryshmirtz

[chio-chan2artbox]

Acting like a couple when not being a couple 🤭

[bashingpumpkins]

if i dont see some kind of confrontation before the end of season 5 then ill write it myself

[periflynn]

ref 🚗💨💨💨

[pnfc]

it's worse than he could have imagined

[themurphyzone]

Love how there are so many instances of Heinz always offering food to Perry.

-a slice of his birthday cake in Raging Bully

-the aged cheese that Perry rudely ate when Heinz walked into another room in Lights Camera Candace

-the plate in Flopz Star where Perry made him add lots of pepper

-the hot wings and dip in Lake Nose Monster

-lemonade in Moon Farm

-mid battle tea break in Doofapus

-Just Desserts battle

-his first line in the revival involves asking Perry if he wanted a veggie plate

-was gonna pay for his and Perry's lunch in Quietest Day Ever

-Perry once broke into Heinz's fridge and his comment was 'man, you were hungry that day'.

-that one time Heinz asked 'don't they feed you at the agency?' to a random platypus he thought was Perry. He might legit think OWCA was starving Perry the whole time (and in all honestly, it's a fair assumption).

And in non-Perry examples:

-Gave Vanessa a homemade pie to share with friends for a movie night in Night of the Living Pharmacists.

-The ATSD movie where he offers Phineas and Ferb food from his buffet setup even after they accidentally destroyed his inator.

[demiboydemon]

[didi-doof]

Now I hate him, and he hates me, what a wonderful animosity

[raitobaker]

"evil again" my ass

[leathr-blr]

human perry idea

would gladly read this fic

[msmimundo]

Sorry if this has been done before

Bonus:

[arianna-creates]

This show does enemies to lovers like nobody's business, maybe I'll draw bujeet soon?

I've seen a LOT of screenshot redraw lately and all my current Stanessa stuff is still in the wip stages (i wont spoil too much but lets just say....mermaids), so here's one of my favorite pnf episodes of all time!!

[pnfc]

its very warm

[curse-you-perry-the-platypus]

au where doof gained control of the tri-state area and is now desperately making inators to give it back to his brother because the pressure is too much but none of them work until perry helps him build one

[juniorsailmakermattcruse]

I was reading how to conquer the tri state area a while ago and I compiled all the perryshmirtz bits I saw

he really loves to call him his #1 nemesis

also “my very favorite nemesis” 😩

what even is the point of doing evil without a captive audience

fellas is it gay if you get so happy thinking about your nemesis that you can’t sleep

also this pic

[22ndnervousbreakdown]

Gotta say i kind of love how in the new pnf episodes doof barely ever has actual evil plans, he's just doing something more or less normal (or maybe just like, slightly menacing), and monogram just sends perry like "yeah go check on him anyway idk we gotta pay you for something"

Like it's probably in part because it's one of the ways to stray from the formula just enough to not break it but not make it too repetitive after there's already 4 seasons of it, but also like. It's within the character arc. He's really not evil anymore he just gotta keep up appearances so he can hang out with perry on the clock

(and don't get me started on their dynamic this season like come on 😭 love them)

[meapcore]

balloonyshmirtz 🗿 (platypus live reaction under the cut)