#they control the weather

[sanguinifex]

I do hope you guys know that when Republicans say “They control the weather,” they’re not talking about Democrats. They’re talking about Jews, whom they assume are controlling the Democrats.

[the-maw-consumes]

do you think it'll let up soon?

static version:

[victusinveritas]

Ask the people pushing this conspiracy why the hurricane machine only works during hurricane season.

[reality-detective]

Weather manipulation using lasers explained on main stream media 🤔

[iphigeniacomplex]

punxsutawney phil is easily the most celebrated american to ever live despite having notably put that weatherman in the hell loop for around 33 years. we have to deplatform this marmot

[daredevils-advocate]

I am asking on anon cuz I am ashamed that I don't know this, but what do you MEAN II CAN CONTROL THE WEATHER?? Did a hit on his snare and some thunder line up perfectly or something??? I feel so out of the loop lol

Sorry for the wait anon, this took me a minute to find!

Absolutely no shame in not knowing about this one, it's a bit of a deep cut to find if you didn't hear about it when it happened. Yes, II absolutely can control the weather. During the ritual in Irving, Texas during the Teeth of God tour, there was a storm rolling in, and during Granite we got the experience of the lightning matching up perfectly to his fill

Vid source

It was during this same ritual that during Rain, the sky opened up and the people not underneath the pavilion got soaked

Neat bit of accidental lore but it's completely canon lmao 👍

[silvers-coin]

happy international asexuality day to billy bones. strongest man on the walrus. born to be a boatswain, forced to deal with fuck tent logistics.

[strawberri-draws]

shuichi posting

[ratxklng]

revisiting an amazonite oc

[estrellami-1]

Steve would be the type of Midwestern dad to stand outside during a tornado watch

[contemplatingoutlander]

“There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” [emphasis added]

-- Isaac Asimov (Jan. 21, 1980)

The MAGA GOP has taken the "cult of ignorance" in the U.S. to a whole new level.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has sparked a backlash after appearing to suggest that Democrats "can control the weather."

[awesomecooperlove]

WEATHER MODIFICATIONS “CONSPIRACY” NO MORE

[asterism-unknown]

aimsey: [to tubbo] “is that why there was lighting earlier, were you upset”

mans is never beating the weather controller allegations lmao

[reality-detective]

I'm sure most of you are aware of "Geoengineering" but if not, it's time to wake up and educate yourself...

This is NOT a conspiracy! It's Very Real! 🤔

[evilbitchartist]

yippee!! rival!raihan and rival!piers for the legends: leon au!!

theyre leon's main rivals alongside sonia and are best friends, though they slowly drift apart as piers starts taking the whole winning the gym challenge thing a bit too seriously

[girlactionfigure]

prettay_prettay_jewish