I'm literally a dog btw. it/pup/she. I'm 19. Swagever.
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Sleep deprived me forgot to add the prices to the previous post, so I am making a new one. I've decided to open up for making custom content for people. Think stuff like pics, stuffings or some smaller videos. Prices are: - 7โฌ to add a week to chastity - 15โฌ per picture - 25โฌ + money for food for stuffings - 25โฌ for a short video
If you're interested, DM me.
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Heya! It's been on my mind for a bit and we're hurting on money right now so I am opening up to doing custom content for people.
Think stuff like pics, stuffings or some smaller videos. If you're interested, DM me.
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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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"TME/TMA is a new gender binary" ah yes the two genders: Transfem and Not-Transfem
Y'all are so fucking stupid
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i can't deal with it. every time i see how short she is compared to others i start shaking and crying
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finally listened to birdbrain. damn you all hear about this teto chick
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one of the most annoying feelings in ADHD is the can't-get-started-with-anything feeling. like, your ADHD is screaming you have to do something. you can't just rest, resting isn't a thing. even if you are resting, it's by doing something.
but nothing works. you try to watch something, it's not right. you can't. read? can't read right now play? nah none of these games seem fun make something? ehh, you're not feeling any of these projects right now social media? it's boring or worse right now, so... find something else it's like you're not moving but it's because you're too tense to do anything, just vibrating in place
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maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?
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okay little 9 year old. show us youre willing to kill yourself and we might consider letting you make suggestions about what happens to your body
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everytime something has a mostly female cast theres a million people who are like Ok but what if there are boys ๐ because i like boys ๐ฉท and it makes me sad when there arent any ๐ข and we need to start treating this as plainly misogynistic because it is
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said โjust call me The Gnawer.โ she would do numbers here
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