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Marxism is a portmanteau of marks and autism. It's when a girl's special interest is giving hickies.

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so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

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you’ve gotta be cockwarming your gamer girlfriend. it’s the only way for her to beat her pb on balatro.

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Stroking my puppygirl and telling her she's doing such a good job for mommy and that I love her and that I'm proud of her and that she's beautiful until she cums all over her belly. Cleaning her up so she doesn't have to stay all sticky. Holding her in my arms afterwards and telling her how much I love and cherish her.

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Stroking my puppygirl and telling her she's doing such a good job for mommy and that I love her and that I'm proud of her and that she's beautiful until she cums all over her belly. Cleaning her up so she doesn't have to stay all sticky. Holding her in my arms afterwards and telling her how much I love and cherish her.

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I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin

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Say that again? I'm sorry. I got distracted by your little mannerisms, how you pronounce certain words, and the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you're passionate about, and started day dreaming about spending my life making you laugh, and feel loved and cherished

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uh oh! i turned your slime girl into a robot!

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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

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me: i just want to watch my favorite shows and movies for free instead of giving my money to like 10 different multi million dollar streaming corporations

the site i’m streaming it from:

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