homosexualasstransbian
homosexualasstransbian
Woag.
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I'm literally a dog btw. it/pup/she. I'm 19. Swagever.
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 5 days ago
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Sleep deprived me forgot to add the prices to the previous post, so I am making a new one. I've decided to open up for making custom content for people. Think stuff like pics, stuffings or some smaller videos. Prices are: - 7โ‚ฌ to add a week to chastity - 15โ‚ฌ per picture - 25โ‚ฌ + money for food for stuffings - 25โ‚ฌ for a short video
If you're interested, DM me.
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 5 days ago
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Heya! It's been on my mind for a bit and we're hurting on money right now so I am opening up to doing custom content for people.
Think stuff like pics, stuffings or some smaller videos. If you're interested, DM me.
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 7 days ago
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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 7 days ago
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americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 7 days ago
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 7 days ago
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 7 days ago
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"TME/TMA is a new gender binary" ah yes the two genders: Transfem and Not-Transfem
Y'all are so fucking stupid
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 8 days ago
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i can't deal with it. every time i see how short she is compared to others i start shaking and crying
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 9 days ago
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finally listened to birdbrain. damn you all hear about this teto chick
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 10 days ago
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 10 days ago
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 10 days ago
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one of the most annoying feelings in ADHD is the can't-get-started-with-anything feeling. like, your ADHD is screaming you have to do something. you can't just rest, resting isn't a thing. even if you are resting, it's by doing something.
but nothing works. you try to watch something, it's not right. you can't. read? can't read right now play? nah none of these games seem fun make something? ehh, you're not feeling any of these projects right now social media? it's boring or worse right now, so... find something else it's like you're not moving but it's because you're too tense to do anything, just vibrating in place
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 10 days ago
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maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 10 days ago
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okay little 9 year old. show us youre willing to kill yourself and we might consider letting you make suggestions about what happens to your body
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 10 days ago
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everytime something has a mostly female cast theres a million people who are like Ok but what if there are boys ๐Ÿ˜Š because i like boys ๐Ÿฉท and it makes me sad when there arent any ๐Ÿ˜ข and we need to start treating this as plainly misogynistic because it is
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homosexualasstransbian ยท 14 days ago
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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said โ€œjust call me The Gnawer.โ€ she would do numbers here
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