I'm literally a dog btw. it/pup/she. I'm 19. Swagever.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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People outing themselves as shitty kissers by admitting they feel no need for french kissing ?????? and tongue sucking ??? get the fuck out of my way a Real kisser is coming through. a passionate kisser like me could Never NEVER
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They should invent a way to kill yourself that doesn’t disappoint anyone
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oh you have to go pee? are you like, self diagnosed
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holding the love of my life in my arms😵💫❤️
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my boobs are LITERALLY a handful,, insane,,
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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
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would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
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oh right there's also sigmund fucking freud in there.
you should watch Star Trek: The Next Generation season 7 episode 6 right now.
there's funny cakes in there.
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you should watch Star Trek: The Next Generation season 7 episode 6 right now.
there's funny cakes in there.
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