#ladies...

[trunswicked]

That's going to leave a scar, you know!

[yugiohmangaoutofcontext]

[sollux]

having many lesbian feelings about the upd8

[unimportant-ramblings]

Agatha all along asks the question: what if the dog was very good at chess? What if he didn't even resemble a dog anymore. What if he, perhaps, wore glasses or a cravat? What if I never even learned to play chess at all

[lunetaylina]

“Four hall of Famers and Jake Guentzel” literally the new “plus Mark”

[hirkyy]

i always thought it would be cool to have another piercer to hang with so we could just pierce each other. but i need it to get weird and sexual.

[nattousan]

*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

[animentality]

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[two-bees-poetry]

[leo-artista]

I like to think they kept in touch after the divorce

[scurvyboy]

he's so fucked up

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[redrook]

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

[sydneyadmu]

honestly tv is really dead. I’m tired of streaming services making those 8 episodes shows that never get the chance to have more seasons after making the audience invested in the characters and also making the cast and creators uncertain and anxious about getting the chance to go back to another season. I miss when we had actual shows with multiple seasons in production from the start to keep the interest going, this format of not quite a show but also not a limited series fucking sucks and I feel so bad for everyone that works for these streamings