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guys i literally can't take this anymore. my friend has been missing since like 6:37pm yesterday possibly even eailer than that and FUCK i just don't know what to do.
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i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead
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i’m so funny guys
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Blood Rain Curse Jar [REVISED]
This is a revisions of last year’s spell, which can be read here.
What You’ll Need:
1 black candle
1 small or medium jar
1 taglock per target
a marker in black, white, or silver ink
rain/storm water
vinegar
red paper flakes, chili powder, or any other dried/powdered hot pepper you have on hand
clove
cumin
Tabasco or other liquid hot sauce
optional: a piece of paper
Note: Your taglock can be anything - a photograph of the target(s), a slip of paper with their name(s) on it, a piece of their hair, or something small that belongs to them. If you have multiple targets, I suggest trying to get a picture of them all together, making sure to cut out anyone you don’t intend to harm. If you write each target’s name down, use a different slip of paper for each target. When I performed this spell, I attached it to a sigil that I placed somewhere the targets spent a lot of time.
Warning: This spell makes noise depending on the mix of ingredients you have.
Performing the Spell:
Prepare your work space, making sure the candle is safely secured, and then turn out the lights. Light the candle and spend a moment staring at the flame. Meditate on the ways this person or people have harmed you, take some time to re-experience your feelings about their actions. Use this space to ensure that this curse is truly necessary and you’re committed to it.
Take your taglock(s) and with your marker:
for photographs: draw an eye around each face
for written names: draw an eye at the end of each name
for objects: draw an eye on the paper and wrap it around the taglock
for sigils: incorporate an eye into the sigil’s design
While you draw the eye say/think:
“May this eye see all that you have done. May it look into your very core and know your true self. May it understand your motives, may it know your intentions, may it ride your execution, may it fester in your actions. From the pool of suffering you cause may it grow knotted vines and terrible fates. May it trip you, may it stab you, may it choke and hinder you. May it bind you to yourself.”
Place the taglock in the jar and fill the jar with the ingredients in the order they’re listed above. Use as much or as little of each as you can spare, leaving a bit of room at the top of the jar.
Cap the jar and very carefully seal with the black wax. If you want to be the judge of when the curse ends, you can skip the following part and go directly to the end.
But if you’d like the curse to monitor itself, letting the curse decide if it should pull back or get stronger, then while you pour the wax say/think:
“May this eye see your sorrow, may it know your guilt, may it feel your regret, may it understand your understanding, may it ride through your change, may it whither in your growth. In the face of your rebirth may it shrink and die, may it dissolve with your spark of light. And should that spark flicker out, should you raise a hand again despite, may it rebound double fold and sink in deeper than before.”
State any other terms you’d like and then shake the jar a few times to make sure it’s mixed and the taglock is soaked.
Snuff the candle and place the jar somewhere convenient to you but still out of the way. Whenever you want, give the jar another shake to strengthen the curse.
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erm. it’s halloween! @damagedcoda6669
i rlly hope u like dis xD
(+ a pic of my cat w his pickle rick)
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Let's go crazy Let's get nuts Let's look for the purple banana Until they put us in the truck 🧁
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shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter
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The Chrysalis x Cadance pairing is so much funnier if its a polycule
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