#kids are stupid

[angstymilfy]

My weird ass liked two of his lesser hits the most: “darling nikki” and “raspberry beret.”

Still laugh that my 6th grade self thought the DN lyric was “master baby with a magazine.” Lol. Figured it was some kinda lingo I’d not yet heard….took me YEARS to figure out what was really happening there.

[superfuxkinghungry]

Why put a living breathing being into a world full of torture, racism, physical pain, mental illness, mental pain, disabilities, danger, murder, restrictions, and hate rather than just let your little children rest in a no pain feeling no thirst or hunger feeling forever state of unconsciousness? Sounds soooo much better than making those cute little babes suffer inflation, climate change, societal norm, and other nasty stuff 🥺🤢

[everythingilearned]

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

When I was at the age where I watched Numberblocks way too often, I remembered lowering the volume on episodes 9 sneezed so my parents wouldn’t think I sneezed get concerned about my health.

I did not get the concept of my parents being able to differentiate between my voice (as I was a little girl back then) and a male cartoon character’s.

Past me was an idiot.

[priapussdick]

jiang tian is better than me because i would've ran over sheng wang

[thatuselesshuman]

So, today I saw a few videos on the devil site known as tiktok that really pissed me off (and I'm going to yap about it).

Apparently, over on Gen Alpha tiktok (Gen Alpha is those born in 2010-now for those wondering) there's a trend going around that's literally making 2020 an aesthetic. Like, under a video where it was like "Pov: your morning routine in 2020", I saw so many comments like "I wish I was a teenager during 2020 😭". And it may just be me but that BAFFLES me. Ignoring the fact that the video was literally just a collection of tiktok trends from 2020, the comments piss me off.

When the pandemic hit, I was in High school. We were let out for an early spring break, and we all thought that we'd be back soon. Little did we know, we'd be forced to stay inside for the next 6 months because if we went outside, we may catch a disease that could kill us. That pandemic changed so many things for me (and I know I'm not alone in that), that it's so insane that it's now being romanticized. My dad went to the hospital when he caught covid (thank God it was later in the pandemic, so they had some treatments), I lost some pivotal teenage years to the pandemic, and I had a whole ass identity crisis. I am permanently different because I only had human contact with my family for half a year. Because of circumstances outside of my control, I didn't have a proper phone during 2020 (I couldn't call or text), so I was effectively cut off from my friends. I had the pandemic a lot easier than some, but I think it's fucking stupid that kids now are saying that they wished they went through that.

[sirshakespear]

So I’m dressed as a cute, kid friendly clown for a volunteer event since it’s close to Halloween. For some reason these kids who were in the same building, but not in the same event, called me a furry. Not sure where that came from since the only thing on my face was SHAPES but yk 🤷‍♀️. I kinda wanna know what animal they thought i was now! The closest thing i can think of is Rudolph, because of the RED DOT 🔴 on my nose for the CLOWN.

[boredom-texts]

you know pink actually isn't so bad as i thought as a kid

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

[veterancoffeemaker]

Dad: Well, me and your mother wear glasses, so you can thank genetics for why you need them too.

Me: …

(Flashes back to childhood)

Kid Me: Hmm, I wonder how long I can stare directly at the sun… time to find out!

Present Me: … y-yeah, sure, genetics…

[spaghetticat3899]

Thinking about that one time when I was pretty small (no clue what age, to be honest), and I was asked what animal I thought Sonic was by my sister (not knowing the franchise was Sonic the hedgehog), and I came to the absolutely flawless conclusion that since his ears were pointy, he was a cat.

Child me was not the brightest creature to grace the planet.

[monkeyroseone]

You wanna know how I found out there was a world border in Minecraft a couple years ago?

This was before I knew about the world border bcs I never went that far

My little brother and I were playing split screen on the 360 and I got lost

So my grand plan was "there's an ocean right here and the earth is a sphere! If I go one direction long enough I'll find out base!"

...

Needless to say, I sat there at the world edge in my boat for over 30 minutes before I turned around and realized that there's a border and I wasn't making any progress

This was at the world border corner btw and beyond the border looked like more water

So you can see my confusion

[wizardsaremomstoo]

Peter: *Licks a Variety of Inedible Objects in the Sanctum for no Reason*

Stephen, knowing how dangerous the Sanctum air is:

[gordontheengineswifenirmal]

I absolutely HATE when people start trouble with me, and get offended because I drool over the engines. WTF? Why does it creep you out? You think I’m gonna come after you or other kids? I drool over the engines because I’m NOT into you stupid feckers. Even I agree that an older person trying to flirt with weeuns is gross. I think people in general flirting is gross. I AM NOT INTO OTHER HUMAN BEINGS AT ALL. Get over urself and grow the fuck up. I’m glad I make you uncomfortable. You must be real proud of urself.

And because u hate it, enjoy!

[texphobiax]

When i was a kid i used to have panic attacks at the deli because i was so upset that farmers would just kill their animals so my mom told me that all deli meat is animals that died of natural causes

sometimes i just think about the fact that i believed that until i was in middle school

[floralcavern]

’Fun’ games I get to play as a daycare worker. “Is someone crying, or is that just laughter?”

”Is someone fighting, or are the kids just being loud?”