#i was dumb

[justanamartins]

[dumblr]

Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

[veterancoffeemaker]

Dad: Well, me and your mother wear glasses, so you can thank genetics for why you need them too.

Me: …

(Flashes back to childhood)

Kid Me: Hmm, I wonder how long I can stare directly at the sun… time to find out!

Present Me: … y-yeah, sure, genetics…

[sillysarahsthings]

This is a confession and an apology from 11 year old me.

Sorry to the lord, society and most importantly @xxsweetoothxx (I have no idea what you did with Leslie but I'm pretty sure they're yours.)

[drinkinboilingcoffee]

When I first heard about the novel lore, I didn’t understand thought Charlie WAS Sammy (I don’t remember my exact theory but I think I thought she was actually William’s kid and got taken by Henry and was given that new name and formed the memory to explain it to herself?) and I distinctly remember thinking “canon transfem? Bitch, good for her”

[i-am-trans-gwender]

When I was a kid I thought elephant trunks were there dicks.

[doggocake]

Coffee.

As a small kid I really loved coffee, and would make it often. But a small child making coffee can easily go wrong... You see, a lot of the time we rain out of creamer, so younger me looked around to find something that could work in its stead. That thing was hot coco, and everything else back there that fit the goddamn criteria for coffee like in my head. • Instant coffee mix • Hot coco mix • Vanilla extract • Powdered creamer • Powdered sugar • Milk • Brown sugar • Sugar • Whipped cream • Creamer • And anything else that was instant • Marshmallows Some variations of this, cuz sometimes [most times] we were out of a lot of it. which lead to some... not so good coffees... anyhow- I used to make theses coffee concoctions for me and my friends to drink during winter :)

Anyhow so long story short, I made some... [It's like really fucking bad] I prefer black coffee these days ;w;

[infinititia]

Thinking bout when I came out as pansexual and someone yelled

"So you like pans?"

And I genuinely thought they thought I was sexual attracted to kitchen ware, so I kinda and entirely seriously explained what I who actually attracted to. It took 2 years to realize...

[sga-owns-my-soul]

i am Lobster

[imfullofworms]

It was third year of secondary

school when I found out I was

a quirky girl, after Ms Dalton

caught me with a mouthful

of wild buttercups.

In my defence, they looked

so cute which is probably

why I wanted to eat them, but

apparently it wasn't proper.

by me <3 true story

[hannibalzero]

Update

Um hello. I feel like I owe you guys an explanation and maybe an apology. I got cocky with my mental health and decided to stop taking my antidepressant for about a month. I thought I was doing better so why bother with it? Well gee wiz I wonder why I couldn’t write, sleep or even care about anything. Just thought it was a rut. I know you all are waiting on me to post and update my wips and I am. But I just wanted to apologize for my mistake and let you know I appreciate you all.

All my love ❤️🐰❤️🐰

Hannibella

[writing-fanics]

so I was like around five when black butler came out, and didn’t know what it was until I was in elementary school in Washington. And didn’t watch it until I moved to where I live now and I now see why the kid in my class loved about it so much

I remember when a kid came in dressed up as a butler, and heard them talking about Sebastian and I thought they meant the little mermaid

And now I’m down bad for the demon

I’m legit wearing Ciel’s ring I have like two

[ladyshandioftheendless]

For the longest time I didn't really have an issue with the Sonic Boom series, but after watching a compilation of Sonic on youtube, I now realize:

Sonic was just a colassal dick.

I don't mind him being a sass. That's part of his charm, after all. But omg in this series he's just self centered and mean spirited. And that was supposed to be funny.

And for children.

How stupid do they think kids really are?

[rokosbasalisk]

throwback to the time I got drunk and submitted my A-level Religious Studies essay on AO3 instead of my bnha fanfic.

Then, after a week, AO3 contacted me and made me delete it.

[sowboy]

confession time: since the golden guard's first appearance i thought his mask was supposed to be some owl-themed foreshadowing because it looked so much like and owl to me. and i've been pickling that thought in my head so long that it's driving me crazy, esp since it looks like i was wrong and it was just cool character design

[trust-over-love]

Learning. The disrespect is real. No accountability taken just pointing fingers & it’s so disappointing.

Unconditional love isn't a free pass to hurt me.