#i was dumb

[justanamartins]

[veterancoffeemaker]

Dad: Well, me and your mother wear glasses, so you can thank genetics for why you need them too.

Me: …

(Flashes back to childhood)

Kid Me: Hmm, I wonder how long I can stare directly at the sun… time to find out!

Present Me: … y-yeah, sure, genetics…

[sillysarahsthings]

This is a confession and an apology from 11 year old me.

Sorry to the lord, society and most importantly @xxsweetoothxx (I have no idea what you did with Leslie but I'm pretty sure they're yours.)

[drinkinboilingcoffee]

When I first heard about the novel lore, I didn’t understand thought Charlie WAS Sammy (I don’t remember my exact theory but I think I thought she was actually William’s kid and got taken by Henry and was given that new name and formed the memory to explain it to herself?) and I distinctly remember thinking “canon transfem? Bitch, good for her”

[doggocake]

Coffee.

As a small kid I really loved coffee, and would make it often. But a small child making coffee can easily go wrong... You see, a lot of the time we rain out of creamer, so younger me looked around to find something that could work in its stead. That thing was hot coco, and everything else back there that fit the goddamn criteria for coffee like in my head. • Instant coffee mix • Hot coco mix • Vanilla extract • Powdered creamer • Powdered sugar • Milk • Brown sugar • Sugar • Whipped cream • Creamer • And anything else that was instant • Marshmallows Some variations of this, cuz sometimes [most times] we were out of a lot of it. which lead to some... not so good coffees... anyhow- I used to make theses coffee concoctions for me and my friends to drink during winter :)

Anyhow so long story short, I made some... [It's like really fucking bad] I prefer black coffee these days ;w;

[infinititia]

Thinking bout when I came out as pansexual and someone yelled

"So you like pans?"

And I genuinely thought they thought I was sexual attracted to kitchen ware, so I kinda and entirely seriously explained what I who actually attracted to. It took 2 years to realize...

[imfullofworms]

It was third year of secondary

school when I found out I was

a quirky girl, after Ms Dalton

caught me with a mouthful

of wild buttercups.

In my defence, they looked

so cute which is probably

why I wanted to eat them, but

apparently it wasn't proper.

by me <3 true story

[hannibalzero]

Update

Um hello. I feel like I owe you guys an explanation and maybe an apology. I got cocky with my mental health and decided to stop taking my antidepressant for about a month. I thought I was doing better so why bother with it? Well gee wiz I wonder why I couldn’t write, sleep or even care about anything. Just thought it was a rut. I know you all are waiting on me to post and update my wips and I am. But I just wanted to apologize for my mistake and let you know I appreciate you all.

All my love ❤️🐰❤️🐰

Hannibella

[writing-fanics]

so I was like around five when black butler came out, and didn’t know what it was until I was in elementary school in Washington. And didn’t watch it until I moved to where I live now and I now see why the kid in my class loved about it so much

I remember when a kid came in dressed up as a butler, and heard them talking about Sebastian and I thought they meant the little mermaid

And now I’m down bad for the demon

I’m legit wearing Ciel’s ring I have like two

[vimbry-moved]

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

fyi if you're trying to use the fact that that rancid ass muskrat cunt is autistic to be like "oh he didn't know what he did was wrong" about the fact that he threw up a fucking nazi salute then you are one of the stupidest fucking cunts to walk the earth and since we're in a housing crisis you should start offering the massive amount of empty fucking space in your skull for rent

(signed, an autistic person)

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[cafeyote]

me and gang at the haunted house

[tributary]

bro this is latin. someone actually thought latinos speak latin in latin america

[mochidoodle]

saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on