sirshakespear

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Abt to watch some supernatural… but my mothers in the other room watching the new ep of fire country.

JAREDS EVERYWHERE

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Exactly.. (🤫 I’m def not Canadian🇨🇦)

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So I’m dressed as a cute, kid friendly clown for a volunteer event since it’s close to Halloween. For some reason these kids who were in the same building, but not in the same event, called me a furry. Not sure where that came from since the only thing on my face was SHAPES but yk 🤷‍♀️. I kinda wanna know what animal they thought i was now! The closest thing i can think of is Rudolph, because of the RED DOT 🔴 on my nose for the CLOWN.

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begging ao3 to let me give more than one (1) kudos

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10 yr old me: “w-what is that app.?”

25 yr old me: “oh just tumblr wanna see something cool?”

10 me: *eyes widening in fear* “I think I’ve seen lots thanks.”

You and your friends, age ten, meet your adult selves from fifteen years in the future. Some are surprised, others are delighted, but you… you’re afraid of this person. “What… happened to us?”

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“O Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore art thou Romeo?”

Girl I know you’ve shared ur locations already don’t even, just check ur phone.

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This is soooo good, but all I can think about is Lego Batman and jokers breakup bc of it.

You are a Villain who has always had The Hero to stop you. At first, it was a true rivalry, soon it became a bit more like cat and mouse, you even found yourself enjoying it. One day, The Hero isn't showing up to stop you.

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Pls guys

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

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I know two things, one, Bert and Ernie are gay, and two, you are not gonna die a virgin

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🫣🫣

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Don’t ask for a cheese tax if your gonna refuse it kid

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We need more dogs like this, and less police like that.

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LOOK ITS ME (it’s ok i know yall don’t know me)

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The teacher always asking me to define a word I use…I can’t but bro I SWEAR I understand it