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[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

You fucking lie to us, but instead of actually backing down, you go one step further and give us something ELSE to worry about!

You. Fucking. BASTARD!

What? Why do you think his shiny new blog’s been so damn quiet?

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

She… she fucking lied to us! That bastard! And yet…

The result… it’s somehow kinda worse than either of them…

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

I mean, it is quite confusing for someone who isn’t used to my presence…

Did you slam your head on the keyboard or…

Ugh....wha....?

....Where am I? Who....who're you?

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

I… I don’t think anyone really knows what to do about this! She obviously won’t listen to reason…

Meep! Meep meep!

(Oh crap. It’s back.)

"Eek! A-Ah... you again...?"

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

(Log: Plans for preventing destruction and despair. Nicknames added to prevent higher privacy breaches.)

Plan number one: Using a certain girl’s bad luck to ruin the plans of the opponent.

Status: Not happening. Too risky.

Notes: I think it only has a 50/50 chance at working. The luck could either be “fooled,” and affect the terrorizer, or it could affect us. I am not planning to learn the hard way.

Plan number two: Release the beast (Yeah, she’s still a human. No, I still won’t tell you guys who this beast is.), and let her do whatever it takes to make sure the terrorizer’s plans don’t succeed.

Status: Not happening. Heavily flawed.

Notes: Let’s see… difficulty to control, potential “switchbacks,” and… we’d probably need consent if we even wanted to try.

Plan number three: [REDACTED]

Status: Underway.

Notes: It’s still not really lethal…

Plan number four: [REDACTED]

Status: Possible.

Notes: Cripple me once, shame on you. Cripple me twice, it’s probably deserved at this point.

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

You know humanity is fucked when I prefer to roleplay as animals.

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

No really, what is this?

20 Dialogue Prompts Part 1

Here is a list of twenty dialogue prompts! Thank you everyone for contributing!

“Hey man, remember that one time you almost destroyed the country?” “Yeah bro, that was wild.”

“The shortest moments are the longest memories.”

“Are - did you - did you just BLOW UP THE MOON?” “You said it was irritating.”

“You know, when you said you were pregnant, I honestly expected our child to be…you know.”

“We celebrate now, we may not see tomorrow.”

“For the last time: I’ve met the devil and you’re not him!”

“Sure, let me just..lie down here”

“Don’t cry for me. Celebrate over our legacy.”

“How could you be so selfish?!” “I learned from the best.”

“Pineapple /really/ doesn’t belong on pizza.” “Good thing this isn’t for you then.”

“You are one in a million” “Cool, where can I meet another 7000 of me?”

“You know what saddens me the most? The fact that when we both go back to our timelines, we won’t be able to befriend each other again. Hell, I don’t even know if we’ll be the same people!”

“Hi, I’m the Grim Reaper, and this is Jackass”

“Just because I fight on the side of the angels, don’t make the mistake of thinking I am one.”

“dude, I think your whole ‘im Steve I eat people’ thing is getting kind of old.”

“You worked for my uncle for 15 years, and he never once asked you to deal with a body?”

“Bruh, I don’t think possessing people is good for you”

“I leave you alone for one minute and now we have the king of hell, several cats and a large goat in our living room. What the hell were you trying to do?”

“What even *is* the right amount of eyes, Karen? You tell me.”

“How can you just leave me here, covered in orange juice and surrounded by your old victims?" 

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What the fuck is THIS?

20 Dialogue Prompts Part 2

Here is a list of twenty dialogue prompts! Thank you everyone for contributing!

“You know, until you pointed it out, I never really noticed that horn on your head.”

“Honey, this relationship isn’t going to work out if you keep getting charged for murder”

“I don’t know what your teacher told you, but milk isn’t real.”

“Uh, Mr Reaper sir? Do you still do the game for your life thing?” “That depends on the game. I am tired of chess.” “What about golf?”

“You have angered our feline overlords! Now you must endure the litter tray of doo-doom!”

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[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

I guess you can say that…

Did you slam your head on the keyboard or…

Ugh....wha....?

....Where am I? Who....who're you?

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

I… I’m Shine.

Did you slam your head on the keyboard or…

Ugh....wha....?

....Where am I? Who....who're you?

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

I’m betting it’s because of the whole “Nagisa” situation… she has both a huge bomb and a not-so-hopeful video, and she’s making us choose between one or the other…

Meep! Meep meep!

(Oh crap. It’s back.)

"Eek! A-Ah... you again...?"

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

PICK ANYTHING.

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You’re welcome… I hope it goes well.

Hey Shine, real quick, do you know where we could find some sedatives? Or an injectible poison? I'll be fine with either.

Why… WHY DO YOU NEED THIS, FIRST OF ALL?

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

It’s not that dangerous, but it can incapacitate someone for a few hours, at most… through the pain, fatigue, and hallucinations it causes…

Apparently the hallucinations are NOT pleasant.

Hey Shine, real quick, do you know where we could find some sedatives? Or an injectible poison? I'll be fine with either.

Why… WHY DO YOU NEED THIS, FIRST OF ALL?

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

Ok… I hope this works…

(Shine carefully set Meeps down on a table… Meeps eventually woke up on its own after a few minutes, and ran off…)

Hey Shine, real quick, do you know where we could find some sedatives? Or an injectible poison? I'll be fine with either.

Why… WHY DO YOU NEED THIS, FIRST OF ALL?

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

Well, if it works… I guess I can just… ok, where is it? Come on, it’s gotta be around here somewhere…

(After a moment, Shine managed to find the grub, peacefully sleeping. She put it on one of her paws before continuing…)

Ok, just make sure to not wake it up when you try to get the mushrooms off of its back. And wash your hands after to prevent any spores from getting in your next meal or something…

Hey Shine, real quick, do you know where we could find some sedatives? Or an injectible poison? I'll be fine with either.

Why… WHY DO YOU NEED THIS, FIRST OF ALL?

[somethingsomethingdgronpa]

Umm… well, the only poison I have are the mushrooms Meeps have, and since its poison has other side effects than fatigue and you also asked for sedatives, I don’t know if it’s a good idea… plus, it’s poison you’d ingest, not inject.

Hey Shine, real quick, do you know where we could find some sedatives? Or an injectible poison? I'll be fine with either.

Why… WHY DO YOU NEED THIS, FIRST OF ALL?