#justice makes me fight

[myoongitis]

Dreamcatcher 2 rings explained

[arkangelo-7]

The fact that DC isn’t capitalizing on the Billionaire Romance potential between Bruce in Clark is criminal.

It has all the markings of success. Tall, dark, brooding love interests that’s richer than God but has a tortured soul? Check. Small town protagonist who’s in over their head but too in love to care? Double check. Complicated family and/or workplace dynamics that could pull the couple apart? Triple check.

Superbat is like an Ana Huang book on steroids; I know I’ll never see it actualized but DAMN is Bruce and Clark’s dynamic perfect for it…

[lotus-pear]

rewatched madoka magica again today bc i fucking hate myself and to absolutely no one’s surprise i went through all five stages of grief in a single evening

[laxxarian]

They were in the basement with Jack Fenton having a grave announcement.

It was about the family going to Gotham cuz Jack, as much as he hates it, has to go to a gala since his cousin invited him and his family. He was also threatened that if he were to decline, his cousin would burst through the Fenton Works and live there for three days so Jack decided that it's better to go to the gala and deal with his cousin for one night rather than three.

Who's the cousin you may ask? Bruce Wayne.

[timethehobo]

Sketch. Wish the game was brave enough to properly wound the Squad after fighting a League member at the very least. Would’ve upped the stakes imo.

[hijinxinprogress]

Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them

[firefly-suite]

hi and welcome to tdp callbacks that would actually send me

"if i am the king then you have to let me go"

"i'm corvus, i was specifically requested"

"i don't believe in locks"

"haha nice one callum, he deserves it"

"lady justice came to me in a dream"

"don't get yourself killed."

"strength isn't always about weapons"

"shhh, nobody likes a noisy mage"

"tell me she wasn't your world"

"you're just like your grandmother"

"she’s not my friend, she is my prisoner"

"rickety snickers"

"wasn’t the horse~"

"i am a storm dragon. i certainly hope it's working."

"in the name of love, you may perform acts so unforgivable… you will never forgive yourself."

"we could travel the countryside and try the seven cakes of xadia!"

"i am prepared to do anything to protect the king. anything. i hope you will understand"

"i guess it wouldn't be the first time i accidentally on purpose ruined a super rare magical artifact."

"don't do this. i will kill you" "probably"

"anyone know any adventuring songs?"

"we can find more practical uses for this one"

"well, i think about it like this, why see myself as chained down, when i can be chained up?" "i admire your tenacity"

"just the three of us"

"watch, he'll come back reciting an epic poem about his adventuring. he's probably late because he's stuck thinking of a rhyme for 'legendary heroics.'"

"the world just isn't ready for what we have. "

"i have been doing research!" "yes, i can see that"

"i do not understand girls"

"i thought you disapproved" "i disagree. but i stand by you anyway"

"you know what? in a few years, when you’re older, buddy, we’ll sit down and have a heart-to-heart talk about sandwiches."

"i would rather die a king, than live as a coward."

"edge-frazzled"

"soren is a doof but he's my doof!"

"it doesn't matter what happens to me. live or die, this dragon goes home."

"the kingdom of duren has been suffering from a terrible famine for nearly seven years. "

"you big dumb human."

"even if you were wearing the rarest legendary armor, forged by sunfire elves... super dead."

"fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice, shame on me. fool me three times, back to you again." "that's not how it goes." "shame on you."

[kurakai]

it honestly is so annoying to hear people fight about who's the mom friend between Tim and Conner

WRONG! THEY ARE BOTH THE MOM FRIEND

and Cassie's the dad friend, bart and slobo (rest in piece child) are the kids, Cisse is the cool aunt that would randomly come over and laugh and point and everyone, Greta is the cousin who also comes along with the aunt, and anita is the family friend considered aunt/ sibling.

[ike9306]

We all joke about how the AJ trilogy would have been so much shorter if Apollo had a gun and all that, but we forget that Apollo could very much own a gun.

Like, that guy was raised in the mountains by a group of rebels. He probably has weapons training and could very much own a gun (illegally, yes, but I don't think his life in Khura'in was very legal anyway). He may look like a twig, but honestly, I am persuaded his punch is absolutely wicked.

[doumidas-whumps]

"Why do I have the feeling this is goodbye?"

three scenes from @deluxewhump's series Erik's Journals, featuring her lovely Carlo (and the hands of Erik Holstrom)

scenes from may 2015, dec 2016, jan 2024

[baeshijima]

ever since the 5.2 trailer this is all ive been able to think about

once again, the genshin pokemon au thoughts are running wild

excuse the mega long rant in tags bc i geeked out perhaps a lil too much abt pkmn au but ourghghg.... we do not talk abt how i spent at least an hour writing all this out....

[kiteou]

I technically dont care of the new game but I NEED TO KNOW THAT HES NOT DEAD!

[redhoodinternaldialectical]

I am constantly just absolutely RABIDLY desperate to know how modern worship of the Greek pantheon is treated by civilians of the DC universe

The Amazons exist! The Greek Gods are demonstrably, obviously, provably REAL - there are multiple saviors and protectors of humanity sanctioned and gifted their powers by Zeus and Athena and Poseidon themselves WHY DO WE NOT SEE TEMPLES BEING BUILT TO THEM???

Do you have any fucking clue how many weird little girls are praying to Diana/Artemis to save them from romance and let them join her hunters right fucking now in our real ass world?! Cause it's a lot of em! Hell, I used to BE one of em before I learned I was a gay man! GIVE ME THE LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS OF ARTEMIS 'KIDNAPPING' A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD

My parents used to be reconstructionist roman neo-pagans! We have a statue of Janus next to our front door! I personally know a them that has family who still hold annual rites for Adonis and Aphrodite! These are small but still vibrantly alive religions even in our world where the Gods sit as crumbling statues, so why don't we see more in this world where they're so active?

Do people view them as fakes? Are they assumed to just be older versions of Superman and Aquaman? Does their physical reality convince people that they are without spiritual divinity? Are we not seeing the flourishing worship of these Gods simply due to our own culture being so Christian-centric that they've forgotten to even imagine how this would impact their world?

Furthermore: Shazam.

SHAZAM!!!!

He has the wisdom of King Solomon, i.e. the whole thing where King Solomon prayed to God for wisdom and was granted the power to command and rebuke demons (ehhh kinda look there's versions of it that go this way, I did a bit of a Testament of Solomon deep dive a few years ago so that's the version I gravitate to :P) and also I've been told that the Rock of Eternity is based on the Even ha-Shetiyah, the capstone of Creation underneath which God sealed the waters of the Abyss.

I'm pretty sure that constitutes proof that Judaism is objectively correct in this universe? At least a little?? And also that maybe the Greek Gods could arguably be demons of some kind??? I NEED TO READ THE RABBINICAL DEBATES ABOUT SHAZAM

DC answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *devolves into gross sobbing*

(...Okay but in all seriousness tho, don't answer me DC, I do not trust any of y'all corporate motherfuckers to give this a serious, nuanced, or even vaguely respectful answer)

[electric-plants]

cyno: now that you’re acting grand sage just know that, despite my newfound trust in you, if you step out of line i will still personally bring you to justice

alhaitham: of course. i never even considered that you wouldn’t.

kaveh: …..why are they looking at each other like that? is this supposed to be some kind of flirting for them or something…?

tighnari: i’d rather not know if it is :/

[bvckbiter]

[before manhattan]

ethan, roughened up and disillusioned with the demigod world: the end is for a higher cause and therefore justifies the means

alabaster, proud of being a prodigy and a hero and a Thinker™️ and everything that makes a protagonist: hear me out, what if it doesnt :(

[after manhattan]

ethan, realizing what kronos has done: any end that relies on its supporters being blindly and amorally loyal is not an end worth supporting

alabaster, trying to retain his sanity after losing his siblings and comrades: hear me out… the means justifies the ends therefore fuck everyone im getting my way but i’ll do it alone

[anime-grimmy]

I've been playing HFW and am currently in the middle of Singularity when it hit me.

In HZD Erend has to hold back on killing Dervahl bcs of "his king's orders" and cos "he got to grow up fast".

Yet, Aloy gets to stab Helis in HZD, and in HFW Kotallo gets to off Regala (when you dont spare her) and Zo gets to off Eric.

My man Erend rly just had the wrong weapon, if he had a spear he would have gotten his well deserved kill too.

Guerilla, do right by my boy and let him stab a bitch!!