#just fucking hates that wizard
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Idea: kingdom in a magical land. The current king is married to a woman who hails from a different country that despises and punishes the use of magic, while his is encouraging about it, to the point he has a head royal wizard.
Ever since the queen came into the picture, the royal wizard isn't allowed to stay on the castle grounds as people in his position have for centuries. He cannot be within the same room as the king without an escort and the king is not allowed to visit his tower without one of the same. In fact, most interactions with the wizard must be done solely by the queen unless it is specifically about warfare or something to do with the border. If the king and the wizard have to meet, they must be in the company of someone, and are not even allowed an iota of privacy despite the sensitivity of their conversations.
Ask the wizard on his rounds through the kingdom, and he'll state the queen doesn't trust him. Such a pity, he says with a grimace before continuing on his way, basket full of foraged ingredients swinging from his arm. The commoners believe it is due to her home country, their distrust of magic, and their belief anyone who practices it is a snake despite the wizard being nothing but loved by all.
The servants and the advisors of the castle, however, have a different idea. Especially those who've known the king since he was a boy and the wizard when he was just and apprentice, the boys having basically grown up together on the castle grounds. Those who've known the two and seen the deep friendship they developed, those who've spent years whispering tales of late night visits and trips out alone together up until the betrothal to the current queen...
Well, they have a different theory why she glares at the wizard so intensely at every light touch he happens to brush upon her husband's royal hand during their meetings.
#jacq writes#idk i had this idea very strongly#god forbid there is a war#then the wizard and the king have to go to battle#he promises the queen he'll keep her husband safe with a shitty little grin#she doesnt care about the kings lady lovers#just fucking hates that wizard
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Just a quick reminder that Minthara is the only evil aligned companion who does not actively do anything evil and you never actually have to tell her not to do evil things. She only talks evil and suggests evil, but she never does anything evil herself. Now, I know this is gonna be earth shattering and ground breaking news for some people, especially those who've never recruited her, but she never tries to force you to do the evil things she suggests and you can choose not to do them. A lot of people like to act like she's holding a knife to your throat and demanding you be evil or else. But nah, she just calls you a pussy in the background and moves on. And not all of the things she suggests are necessarily evil either.
She explicitly takes orders from you and she will always do what you tell her to do, even the good things. She may bitch about doing good things, but she will still go along with it and give it her all (Hells, sometimes she'll even have fun!). She is willing to put her own desires and ambitions aside to serve a common goal. And there are some good things Minthara does approve of! She is also the only companion who will not abandon you over the choices you make and her hard line is you being an asshole and mistreating her. Minthara will literally follow you from the beginning to the end no matter what happens and no matter what choices you make because she made the oath that she would.
So, if you think she is "too evil" then you need to take a good hard look at yourself cause the only evil she is actively doing is the evil you command her to do. And you have no place to judge her for enjoying the evil when she is just following your orders.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#the only time she actually questions your actions is when you are doing evil things#not that she has anything against your evil actions#but because she wants to understand your reasoning - because sometimes she doesn't always see reason in your evil actions#why did you raid the grove?#why did you kill isobel?#why are you handing over shadowheart to viconia?#why are you handing aylin over to the wizard?#why did you get rid of the dog? Go fucking get him back! NOW!!#^she very much not happy about you getting rid of Scratch#but if suggesting evil things is just “too much” and you hate her for it#then you also hate all the other evil aligned companions who suggest evil and actively try to do evil things. right?#RIGHT?!
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listeeeeen reg and james as rival olympic athletes and then they hate fuck on the cardboard beds
#but not actually hate fuck#just u know#rival fuck#im on the olympic villa side of tiktok rn#jegulus#marauders#regulus black#james potter#james x regulus#starchaser#sunseeker#gay dead wizards#jegulus fanfiction#olympics#olympics 2024
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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life is hard for us oz fans who are only meh about wicked. have half a meme.
#it's not even that i dislike boq as a character - he's fine. i think galinda is the most intriguing of the musical esp in her relationship#with power and how that relates to her relationships with other people. but boq is fine#i am just SO fucking tired of conflating boq wicked with nick chopper baum books#that's not my tin woodman. and i don't want him to be. nick (unlike many oz characters) has a very specific and set backstory#he has a whole damn book about it ffs#and boq is such a different character in terms of role symbolism and personality that i just cannot see him as even an au version of nick#fiyero too to be completely honest. though his mischaracterization doesn't bother me quite as much bc i read the book and he is rather#intriguing as a separate character - i don't love him in the musical tho. anyways specifically calling boq the tin woodman and saying#all the baum book stuff happened to him is so irritating to me because they are not at all the same. and nick is one of my favorite charas#in any media ever. idk. no hate if you like boq ofc and i don't want to stop you from having fun with the characters#i just am getting tired of the greater oz fandom latching on to wicked as fleshing out the baum or mgm characters. it's an entirely#different world. (and yes we can discuss the fact that wicked is intended to be canon compliant with the 39 film - but once again it's#a stretch to say it fits the charas. and that isn't the issue i have here.)#anyways. sorry. i'm just tired of wicked = boq = nick stuff#esp im annoyed at the fiyero and boq blorbo-ifying i see when the women of this musical are far more interesting and proactive#boq and fiyero are just furniture/pawns in the great drama that is elphaba's life and the way she pulls glinda into it with her#but WHATEVER i DIGRESS and shit. ignore this. whatever#it's the way people attempt to reconcile a lot of non-compliant media into whichever one they like the best. which is all fun and games#i am just being a hater. ok? this is me being a hater.#analysis#wizard of oz#wicked#wicked musical#toast talks oz#toasty talks
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Flowers and chocolates and romantic mix tapes are cute I guess...
But who will deliver me my traitorous ex-best-friend, hog-tied with the word 'TRAITOR' carved into his chest?? Hm?? Who's going to do that for me??
#REGULUS FUCKING BLACK THATS WHO#R.A.B. MOTHERFUCKERS#i think i may have some unresolved issues#anyway#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#also just fyi i love pete#i hate it when people disrespect his character#hes a snivelling coward sure#but like you gotta make him likeable first#yk for maximum angst#only the brave#by#solmussa#jegulus#james potter#regulus black#peter pettigrew
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lily evans would’ve had a cat like crookshanks and it would have been the bane of whomever she is with’s existence
#she’s a bit of a crazy cat lady#LOVE THAT FOR HER#but most of her friends (marlene) want to sell that goddamn cat#and the cat doesn’t do anything it just chills#marauders#marauders era#dead wizards from the 70s#lily evans#pandalily#pandalily supremacy#jily#marylily#marlily#dorlily#EVERY FUCKING LILY SHIP IN EXISTENCE#they would so hate that cat
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guys i love the hp wiki. i love it. i'm doing research for a fic and i thought it would be super complicated to get information and that i would have to search in the depths of reddit or some shit but ooooomg the hp wiki is my new best friend istg
#i just learned everything about quidditch#and its great for timelines too!!! like yessss babyyy tell me everything that is documented in canonnnn#ah i love when research is easy#i will have so much fan implementing all that canon into a fic that would make jkr hate me#anyway#if you're a nerd like me i totally recommend going in there to kill time#marauders era#the marauders#dead gay wizards#dead gay wizards from the 70s#mwpp#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#harry potter#hp#bee fangirls#bee rants#fuck jkr
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kanjigar in trollhunters episode 1 referring to bular's "master"... sir, how do you not know who gunmar is
#trollhunters#caw.txt#i know the answer is 'writing.' but if you hate fun just pretend the question is 'how can i make him not knowing gunmar work'#even in th he was AT killahead??#FUCK i forgot i have the comics now. i can revel in better pre-wizards canon!!
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Never been interested in All the Young Dudes or Debt of Time
#is this controversial?#everyone seems to adore em#just not my thing#it has nothing to do with the ships either#plot wise not my thing#if its not a fix it fic fuck it#no hate tho#starshine mine#imo#the marauders#the marauders era#fanfiction#archive of our own#ao3#unpopular opinion#wizarding world#sirius black#Remus lupin
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About the last post- How do you think the fannon marauders would react to the canon ones instead lmao (especially to Sev just being a normal guy who was bullied for no ‘real reason’)
Clearly, running away crying because that gang of losers could never stand a chance against the real Marauders and would crap their pants. I mean, there's nothing more to it, lol. The fandom's Sirius would piss himself if he saw the real one, 100%.
#i mean i hate them for being filfthy bullies#but the original ones were interesting#their fucked up dynamics were very cool to explore#the reasons of their behavous cool to make metas#the fandom ones?#just a bunch of weirdos honestly#marauders fandom#fandom marauders#the marauders#real marauders#real marauders would never#dead gay wizards#of being a freak fanon show
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btw i forgto its pridemonth happy june to the gays and the aros specifically bcus thats what i drew
#sorry blaine nothing for you i couldnt think of anything cute. i know youve got flags.#do i have to tag this. i hate tagging things. its acutlaly my least favorite activity#wizard city#adventure time#blaine#spader#peppermint#digital#spader did 0 things and then died but hes an aro icon to me because hes white and green#i just grabbed a rainbow gradient i dont think the colors are right at all. im sorry everypony#oh fuck i shouldve added roots wizard. with his. stupid canon aro flag t shirt. i know its not but its like one stripe away.
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QuillKiller's Easy Beginnings
I know that a lot of people enjoy the internalized homophobia narrative in relation to relationships involving DE's and purebloods, and I often enjoy it too, when done correctly. However, QuillKiller is one of the instances where I think, characterization wise, it simply doesn't work. Specifically, I'm thinking when the internalized homophobia narrative is pushed onto Bellatrix.
Why? Well, what do we know about Bellatrix? She is dangerous, clinically insane, murderous and undyingly loyal to whatever she applies herself to, and canonically that thing is the dark lord, yes, but what else? She is self assured. When she battles people she taunts them because she is sure she'll beat them, when she argues she does it sardonically and with the very distinct air of I'm right, you're wrong, fuck off and die before I crucio you. Everything she does is with a sense of superiority and self respect. She knows who she is, and she wouldn't brush that off (especially in her teenage years, because Bellatrix as a teenager was a spitfire and a rebel in one way or another) to replace it with being who she needs to be.
So, when she realizes she's gay she doesn't think, she knows. She isn't afraid of it, or angry at it, guilt doesn't eat her alive about it, she doesn't dread not being the perfect daughter about it, because she's Bellatrix fucking Black, when has she ever been the perfect daughter, and when has trying to ever been fun? But this, her queerness and being able to weaponize it to piss off her family? That's fun. Bellatrix takes everything about herself and sharpens it until it's the perfect thing to ruin people with, especially when she is filled with teenage rebellion and hate.
Enter stage left Rita Skeeter, the openly lesbian trans girl (because fuck Terf-k Rowling, Rita deserves to be queer and trans and she is beautiful because of it) who is in everybody's business and runs a gossip column for Hogwarts. I imagine it starts 3rd year. Bellatrix has discovered this powerful, sharp thing about herself, and there is someone just as self actualized as her. Rita knows who she is, knows how to prove that to people. She runs smear campaigns against people who are transphobic towards her, and occasionally gets in trouble for hexing students who say nasty things, and she is a bit dangerous because of her abilities and Bellatrix loves it. She loves how being close with Rita is this game, loves how she walks a narrow tight rope of being loves and being smeared, loves the adrenaline rush it gives her (because she is so adrenaline junky coded).
And that love for all that Rita Skeeter is turns into love for her in 5th year.
And Rita Skeeter is intrigued by Bellatrix. By her ideology, the way she thinks and acts and is quick witted. The way she defends her so easily, the way curses flow from her wand with ease that Rita can tell is actually years of training and practicing (she ignores the thoughts about who she has had to practice on). And maybe it starts out as a story, but it turns into something else. It turns into this weird feeling in her hears, and sneaking into Bella's dorm, and learning what she likes to eat for breakfast, and wearing each other's ties on purpose and smearing transphobes together, and feelings.
And it's quite easy for them to fall in love.
#quillkiller#mauraders#dead gay wizards#bellatrix black#bellatrix x rita#trans rita skeeter#gay bellatrix black#fluff#headcanon#fuck jkr#marauders headcanon#marauders fandom#hp marauders#young love#feelings#rita skeeter#girls in love#queer love#it won't last forever but it lasted for a moment and that's really all you can hope for isn't it?#when they break up they both keep each other's ties and have to ask teachers for new ones in the right color#and all Rita can think about is Bella's favorite food#and all Bella can think about is how she's been fucking betrayed#and it's totally the beginning of her villain arc#like she was a wizard facist before but now she's like all pissed because a muggle born sympathizer fucked her over so she's just like#“Okay I guess it's time to hate all muggleborns forever and be a hard core wizard n@zi”#very Snape of her tbh
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So, why we made Zojja a councilor.
At its core, Zojja's story has consistently been about running away.
It's not overt, but it's pretty clear: from the moment Snaff died, it's been about keeping everyone at arm's length so she doesn't hurt like that again. She isn't your friend. She isn't anyone's friend. The only person she lets get anywhere close to inside her circle canonically is the Savant.
And even then, she specifically treats you like a lackey and even calls you "Minion" (even if she corrects herself).
If she lets other people in, she loses. They can see that she's hurting deeply. She's a young woman, and though we never get to know her real age, it's implied she wasn't older than her early 20s. And Snaff loved her like a daughter, and she loved him, even if she bucked back against his ideas. He encouraged it, even. And then he was gone, because they let people in.
She never needed anyone to not see her for just her genius or to "want her just for her" because it never played into it, and it was never an issue at any part of the story that we see her in. She knew she was smart and that was a non-issue- she was a genius! A highly experienced golemancer, heir to Snaff's legacy! There was no inkling of her feeling like people were using her- one of her key flaws was her tendency to use others to keep distance.
She is confident, stubborn, self assured, and above all? Kind of selfish! She doesn't need other people except when they're useful. She doesn't need help unless when she dictates it. It's what makes her tension with Kudu so interesting. He went a similar path, and she didn't realize she was starting to walk it too.
My friend and I had played with Zojja being still in contact with the group for several years in our rp stuff, though we had considered reworking it with the release of The Expac. And after... events, we decided to mostly chuck it. Not just because we were a couple of the many disappointed with what we got but because Zojja's story had no line through to the story she'd had since the jump...
...except that she was still running away. Pushing away people she knew. People were reaching out to her, trying to keep up, but she refused it. She didn't want to be seen or perceived as weak. This had nothing to do with her being needed and everything to do with Zojja's continued push to not be seen as a person with feelings and fears. The stuff about her not being reached out to give talks or teaching anymore doesn't fit either- she was never doing that to begin with. She had other irons in the fire she was busy working with, and other than taking Taimi as her apprentice, she's NEVER done more than push heavily for the Snaff Savant prize to honor her late mentor.
If anything, all it did was stretch this out in the long term. It wasn't an arc or healing, it was just more of her running from everything. Taking on ascension wasn't healing it was a permanent hiding place. And it wasn't satisfying because we weren't allowed to sit with it. We got no mention of Snaff, she brushed off Taimi despite preparing to do to her what happened to herself with Snaff, and they boiled her problems down to... not feeling wanted. Even worse that they presented her continuing to run and refuse to let people in (even the wizards- they're encouraging her to ascend and leave everything she loved behind, remember) as a good thing.
We even accept it without any pushback. We don't even get time to sit with her. She gets fifteen minutes, is Wizard Lobotomized off-screen, and then promptly hurried out of the story so we don't have to worry. We know where Zojja is she just doesn't give a shit about you anymore! That's great; you should be happy!
(To say nothing about the fact that the ONLY commander she should've greeted with fondness is an asuran commander. She has next to zero interaction with anyone else. I honestly just cannot stand what they did with her; there were a billion ways they could've done it and made it feel organic and I would've even accepted her ascending but it was shoehorned in so hard and we got no time to see any of her "growth." We just got told about it and that was that.)
It doesn't jive with anything else. To say nothing about the galaxy sized plot hole her being missing for eight years provides when Taimi couldn't keep a secret if her mouth was glued shut and WE KNOW SHE WAS REACHING OUT. So was Logan, and he doesn't say anything. We deal with Rata Sum repeatedly, nothing.
Zojja was famous. She wouldn't have just never been mentioned as missing.
That aside, we wanted to play with the fact that her being there was just a continuation of her running away from her own grief. I didn't want to let her bury it, especially knowing she'd refused people who DID care.
We also wanted to play with the criticisms of Rata Sum anet has hammered in. Zojja was harmed by the culture there as much as the Savant is, as much as Taimi was. Someone needs to fix it. Making it a councilor who literally has two lines in the personal story just feels cheap. Making it Zojja, finally realizing she doesn't need to keep pushing people away, doesn't need to keep running, doesn't need to blame everyone else for her own grief and guilt.
Going back to Rata Sum, taking on an open council seat and facing down the system that hurt her so damn bad, hurt Taimi, hurt every young asura coming out of the city, felt more organic in the end. We still have her go to Amnytas and stay there for a little over a year. There's genuine tension, a back and forth on whether she should stay with these people who tell her she's so special and her magic is so good and important and powerful or return to Tyria to face her pain head on and actually let the people around her love her and help her heal.
She decides not to join the cult in the end. And it'll be hard work- using people is what she does. We see it in the early PS. And it's hard! A lot harder than having the cult wipe everything about her chronic pain and injuries with Super Special Magic (as someone with chronic pain let me tell you how much THAT pissed me off) and letting them just wipe away all the bad memories and pain by making her an immortal who simply does not care about the Little Things back on Tyria.
She goes home, and eventually takes up an open council seat to push back against Flax. No one's more stubborn than her. She will drag Rata Sum into the modern era if it takes forever. She'll take time to heal, let people in. Let the people that care about her actually care about her.
Healing takes time, not magic. She'll get there.
#bunny rambles#the great big soto rework#made unrebloggable for personal reasons#if you like it that's great just know I fucking hated what they did with her#so I don't really do anything WHATSOEVER with her joining the wizards#if the Trahearne fans can do it so can I
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Ngl youtube videos suddenly got me slowly turning into a Justin Russo hater.
#like mainly later seasons him#early seasons him is fine#but like i guess plot wise you could argue he becomes more iffy because you know the competition will be soon#and justin does want to become the family wizard#as for some reason this show still never fully tackled the fucked up shit of the idea that wizard siblings have to grow up studying magic#only for one or two or whatever number siblings to lose it to one sibling in a competition#like stevie was the closest we got to that#but like it still dont make it less bad with how justin was#like the worst example i can name is him literally refusing to save alex whose his sister btw and shes always dropped shit to save him#because he wants to project onto her that she purposely fucked up his chances to get back into the competition via#pushing the students to take the test only for them to be failed because bad guy being bad guy in reality#and basically blames her for the failure and such as a result and acts like its all an act when she is mad on the students behalf and shit#and his students have to drag him kicking and screaming just to save her from the bad guy's shit#and there's also the competition itself where harper and zeke get grabbed by a creature during it#but alex has to convince her brothers to save the two and thats just cold already on justins end with zeke#but cause they took too long they all lose the competition and magic#and both brothers especially justin proceed to treat alex like shit even during work hours meaning#fucking over family business just to get at alex#and when the dad ultimately almost sells the place justin STILL blames alex#like she was the only one working fully max was being max and justin was being a little bitch to her#aka the infamous refusing to make her orders only max's and when he does he throws the sandwich at her#and cause she was holding drinks at the time and didnt see it coming the drinks went on a customer#and also throwing table trash into her already full bin shes carrying around while cleaning tables#and therefore messing it up for her like#and alex's logo...well from sounds of shit thats just justin again being a hateful bitch to his sister with zero consquiences#even one commenter pointing how he sadistically smiled while telling her all her friends hate her#like dear god if the show was doing this to make everyone root for alex its working i hate later season justin#gonna be interesting if hes matured or not as an adult
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revolutionising the world w my nanami video essay someday i promise you guys. in the meantime this is a playlist of daise approved utena video essays if you even care. i have um’d and ah’d about including the clear and sweet aou analysis series bc i think it’s wonderful in so many ways but do disagree with the fundamental read of the movie so. ehh. my general rule for including something on this playlist is ‘the analysis must be considered, somewhat original, something that i either agree with or think is valuable to keep in mind’. if there was less ‘the series isn’t as good’ and half-reaching at what my interpretation of aou is, then that aou series would probably be on here. i do recommend it but it just doesn’t feel right to have it on here sorryyy
#what else do i recommend. there are fun podcasts#i listened obsessively to the shadow play gays during my a levels. like literally that’s what i was thinking about going into my exams#absolute destiny a podcast has some great moments and some utterly baffling ones#ive not finished listening to the rgu and aou eps of wizards vs lesbians but enjoyed them so far#vrai kaiser’s guide is also wonderful#i hate the noralities videos and those la duellist videos are v lacking imho. but that’s just me!!!!! love and light#oh also just go peruse the empty movement essays. some of them are rubbish and some of them are fucking phenomenal#we view the palace perspectives as required reading in this house despite taking such fundamental issue with some of its arguments#dais.txt
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