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what's my biggest pet peeve well it's when someone makes a text post on tumblr dot com in which they are trying to romanticize the notion of the livestock guardian dog but they don't know the distinction between a livestock guardian dog and a herding dog and also they've never met a livestock guardian dog and do not realize what their attitudes towards the sheep that they protect actually are
#a livestock guardian dog does not desire to possess the sheep that it protects I promise that's not the vibe#a livestock guardian dog is biologically conditioned to guard thing. I have heard multiple stories of livestock guardian dogs who#somehow get lost and just decide to start guarding a random deer and her fawn#like hedging my bets found an ungulate. just going to guard it now#I LOVE LGDS THEYRE THE PERFECT ANIMAL.#gourd dog
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hc that every couple months jason texts tim like "hey r you going rogue yet?" "no" "alr lemme know if you change your mind" until one night tim gets this text while he's having an absolute shit week and goes yknow what? why not and suddenly the internet is filled with news that red hood teamed up with an unknown associate to cause chaos(stealing from corrupt billionaire type chaos, not mass murder of innocents type chaos) and said associate randomly shows up again every couple months
#tim: idk i feel like without yj im just lacking that chaos in my life#jason: bet#tim drake#jason todd#robin#red robin#red hood#jason todd and tim drake#jason todd & tim drake#dc#dc comics#batman comics
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This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.
#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batman#tim drake#robin#red robin#league of assassins#ra's al ghul#i bet he had the most obnoxious grin on his face as he said that#“computer trouble?”#as if he didn't just blow up centuries worth of work#he's such a menace#i adore him#he's even got a little bounce in his step
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"why did the ring mostly affect frodo and not bilbo who had it for a gazillion years" objectively has a textual answer but i think the best answer is that sauron just likes bilbo more than frodo
bilbo: *uses the ring to hide from his relatives*
sauron, remembering almaren: yknow. real.
#back on my silmarillion shitposting#silm shitpost#sauron#mairon#lotr#the silmarillion#silmarillion#look im just saying#sauron knows what it's like to have relatives he hates#bet saruman stole his favorite spoons#bilbo#bilbo baggins#frodo#frodo baggins#the ring#the one ring#the lord of the rings
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FNAF Springtrap's first night in Dead by daylight..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#springtrap#william afton#fnaf 3#dead by daylight#scream movie#saw#michael myers#huntress dbd#alien movie#silent hill#pyramid head#ghost face#chucky#deadpool and wolverine#gambit#IM STILL NOT over the DBD X FNAF announcement#I HAVE way too much I wanna draw#so I wanted to draw this out before I move on 🙏🏾#William might be too confident in his ability here#I bet the other killers will definitely welcome him with open arms#TBH I can’t wait for this collab to drop#JUST SO I have the excuse to draw all these horror icons#just interacting with fnaf characters etc#it’ll be so fun.. in a year from now I’ll be so powerful
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what sort of music does simon listen to- and what are the others’ opinions on it when they inevitably discover it?
They probably wouldn’t share a playlist
Plus Roach:
#I bet soap likes local rap like any late 90s boy#hearing ghosts music taste would be like#‘what’s this Simon ? a soundtrack to your annual knitting club meeting? top 10 beats to sleep to?#and ghost gets offended like ‘at least it’s actual music not just some Scottish lad speaking really fast’#nd nobody wants to drive with roach and his hype white girl music#call of duty#ghost babygirl#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#gary roach sanderson#ghostsoap#soapghost#ghostsoaproach#cod ghost#cod soap#cod roach#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw2
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I spent like three hours making this
#I am NOT tagging all of these#but I’ll try I guess#destiel#ineffable husbands#pearlina#sasunaru#homumado#sonadow#is that rigth#I bet the ace attorney guys have a insane ship name#lawlight#shuake#<- I’m just googling them now#soriel#frowise#???????#sidlink#taakitz#bubbline#vrisrezi#hannigram#qcard#komahina#bowuigi#royai#batjokes#cuttletavio#hardenshipping#okay I’m done
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sylus always answers your calls. always. no exceptions.
he could be in the middle of a gun fight or a messy interrogation but when he hears the inside joke of a ringtone he set for you, he uses his evol to shackle everyone in place while he answers, calm and collected as can be.
“kitten, it’s late in linkon — you should be sleeping. no, i’m not busy at the moment.” a cold glare is the only warning his enemies get to stay quiet. “what do you need?”
some of the world’s most powerful and feared men have had their final agonizing moments prolonged by listening to the leader of onychinus sweet-talk you.
#how much do you want to bet his ringtone for mc is just cats meowing#love and deepspace#love & deepspace#love and deepspace x reader#love and deepspace sylus#sylus#lads x reader#mini headcanons#my writing
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He literally deserves the world
#i bet their house is just such a good vibe#gerard keay#tmagp#tmagp 8#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tma#the magnus archives#tma gerry#my art
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Smoking, Johnny?
#cod mw 19#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghost x soap#ghoap#ghostsoap#i bet ghost could just keep that cig glued to soap's mouth and he wouldn't even move a muscle till it burned.#yeah...#mellounir art tag
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I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.
Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?
Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.
Socialite: Uh... what?
Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.
Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?
Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^
Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.
Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.
Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?
Damian: Red.
Socialite: Oh that's lovely!
Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.
Socialite: Oh.
Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.
Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.
Socialite: Worse.
Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.
Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.
Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.
Tim, behind her: I can vouch.
#batfam#batman#cassandra cain#damian wayne#dc comics#dick grayson#duke thomas#jason todd#tim drake#they make bets on who can freak out the most stuck up socialites#its a very fun game for them#bruce just lets it happen#he secretly finds it funny#sometimes even plays along#socialite: so how did you end up with so many kids?#bruce: they were brought to me by an alien
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She’s mad.
#I haven’t drawn this queen in a while so here..#i love her your honor#let her bet mad#let her be angry#fanart#atla#atla fanart#avatar#avatar the last airbender#the last airbender#atla katara#katara#oop just discovered the blur tool#lemme over use it
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AU where Mostro Lounge launches it as an official sporting event, because Azul smelled the business opportunity (featuring @raven-at-the-writing-desk's Miss Raven with Jade)
(Continuation of the book 4 mystery)
Bonus of the nefarious opportunistic octopus:
#twisted wonderland#twst#my art#floyd leech#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#twst yuu#twst mc#oc#shiokawa mayu#floyd leech x yuu#floydmayu#ace and deuce bet on different players just to cover their bases#you can guess who picks who#grims on the shore with them#go go yuu go get that prize money#you have 1 cat mouth at home to feed#im trying so hard to resist pulling for mermaid fin floyd#bc jamils bday is coming up soon#i dont pull floyd normally but that groovy is so good#i put 1 ten pull in and got 3 jamils in it so im like#alright ALRIGHT ill stop#hes mad at me...
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Aftg being set in university is objectively hilarious can you IMAGINE being in a group project with Andrew fucking Minyard
#all for the game#aftg#andrew minyard#neil josten#all for the gay#do you think he's ever had to do a presentation#i bet he gets teacher notes telling him to participate more in class#neil is even worse#pov youre a psu student and your project partner just came back from being kidnapped by his serial killer dad: so uhh#do you wanna make the powerpoint or should I
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The Mikes and Vanessas celebrate 10 years of FNAF!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf vanny#fnaf vanessa#vanessa afton#vanessa shelly#freddy fazbear#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf anniversary#HAPPY FNAF anniversary week!!!#I WANTED to draw a lil thing in celebration 🎉#I’ll probably draw more things throughout the week in celebration#no doubt I’ll have more to draw after announcements/games drop#SUPER excited !!#SO OBVIOUSLY Michael and Vanessa are very excited for the anniversary#they still like Freddy’s after all#they need any excuse they can get to have a good time#though Mike and Vanny aren’t as enthusiastic you could say#Mike think they probably shouldn’t celebrate at all#seeing they’ve only had bad things happen to em 💀#and Vanny is just not even arguing just straight up nah#I bet they’ll get more into the spirit as the week goes on tho 🩵💜#it’s been awhile since I’ve last drawn all 4 of them together!!#so felt the most fitting for rn they return the crew ever
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a scenario where both Bruce and Tim are out and about as civilians and end up needing a rescue from their respective Supers so Jim Gordon has to sit there and watch as Superman (fine as long as he's just visiting) and Superboy (near-identical to the former but says fuck?) carry the two Wayne family members back down to safety while simultaneously playing the "I've never met this man in my life! Just a lucky rescue! / If you even look at my human I'm going to go feral" game all the way down.
#thoughts#timkon#tim drake#red robin#bruce wayne#batman#like what are those convos like during rescues#I like to think bruce and tim just continue discussing whatever meeting they got kidnapped from#oh hey that line item on page 778 is totally wrong#clark and kon are twitching going insane#and tim and bruce do NOT have time for it#like what are you both doing here#is one superman not enough??#dc#batfamily#clark kent#superbat#superman#jim gordon witnessing all of this like#taking bets with montoya if they actually are all in relationships#or it's just misplaced tension
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