plergusocrypto

[ickyyrus]

doodles

[roachy-draws]

TRICK OR TREAT 🎃🎃

If you saw this bug boi at your door Halloween night, would you give him candy? Or would you try and scare him?

[yooo-lets-go]

Wish you were here

[yi3248]

happy birthday simon ghost riley

all the joy and love for you, simon

[4arlie-r]

«Every breath you take

And every move you make

Every bond you break

Every step you take

I'll be watching you»

[mactavishenjoyer]

Ghost:"I think Roach is lying about being British."

Soap:"but he drinks tea."

Ghost:"yeah but it's cold and half sugar."

Soap:"huh."

Ghost:"he also says y'all."

Soap:"yeah but who would lie about being British?"

Ghost:"what's that's supposed to mean?"

Soap:"we both know what I mean."

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap: Roach is part of the team even if he just joined.

Soap: “If you were not here from the beginning then you’re not really part of the 141” is such a stupid thing to say.

Soap: It’s like saying I’m not really part of my family because I was born after my three sisters.

Ghost: You’re the youngest son?

Soap: I’m the only son.

Gaz: You’re the baby brother?!!!

Soap: …

Ghost: Awwww.

Soap: Stop!

[feralgoblinqueen]

At the rehearsal dinner, the night before your wedding, your bridesmaids have prepared a presentation for you. They laugh conspiratorially before pulling the slide show up on the projector. The title is: Y/N Being Feral for Her Future Husband. Each slide has a photo and beneath is the unhinged text you sent with it. All the photos are sneaky pics you took while working with them.

Slide one: A slightly blurry image of him sitting on a bench at the gym.

The caption: “Sitting on his lap would probably fix me.”

Slide two: Picture is of him sipping his morning coffee or tea, disheveled.

The caption: “I’m jealous of a mug.”

Slide three: It looks like a selfie at first but you’re in the bottom corner and he’s in the background in full tactical gear.

The caption: “Love a man that uses protection.”

Slide four: Another blurry image obviously taken on a drunken night out with the rest of the team. There’s a tipped over shot glass and he’s licking the liquor off the bar. He’s got a big, goofy grin, being egged on by those around him.

The caption: “How many shots do you think it would take for him to want to lick me like that?”

Slide five: It’s a picture of his bicep flexed and the corded muscle on display, a slight sheen of sweat glistening in the light.

The caption: “I want to gnaw on him like a chew toy.”

Slide six: This is, much to your relief, the last picture. It’s of him sitting across from you at a dining table, dressed in nicer civilian clothes. Your first official date.

The caption: “Please, whatever deity is out there, don’t let me fuck this up.”

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A/N: This has been sitting in my drafts for ages. I don’t even know if anyone else will find it as funny as I do.

[klaart]

09 GhostSoap

Missing the 09 bois😪

Close up!! 09 Ghost design by AmikoRoyAi!!

He broke his last one,, should we give him another?

Laptop#51

He got it🤲💻

Laptop#90

He seems happy about his new laptop,,leap frog laptop!!

[antomatkoen]

my biggest headcanon for this silly is that he reacts to like, everything. with his antennas

[callsign-coolsquirrel]

09 Ghost and mini roach

!dialogue from this post

[ickyyrus]

Hanging out☕️

[soy-soi-si]

All I know is it's so satisfying to hear the little tippy taps every time I do something wearing my nails. Imagine the boys just chilling around you after you had just done your nails after getting off a mission and your tapping away at your phone.

Roach sitting in-between your legs as soap took up the rest of the couch by laying down. His legs over the arm rest his head on one of your thighs. Sometimes knocking Roaches' head when you begin bouncing your leg randomly before sudden stopping. But my god they love the white noise of your nails. So when you begin tapping your nails on the back of your phone, they were out like a light.

Gaz was reading a book in the single chair to the side, and he literally looks up every time your tapping stops. Price is smoking while watching the TV from the kitchen, ghost off making tea next to him both not responsive to the tapping noise.

All of them are unaware that you are chewing out a lower soldier and telling their Sargent for sending you unsolicited nudes and drunk texts. You were going to kill a man.

[yooo-lets-go]

what sort of music does simon listen to- and what are the others’ opinions on it when they inevitably discover it?

They probably wouldn’t share a playlist

Plus Roach:

[yi3248]

a peace offering for my last drawing

[4arlie-r]

Just say "hi" for him.