#roach cod

[baremueran]

more roachsoap please your art is so good i could eat it

captain said hi 👋

[paintedimagery]

Brainrot. Pure brainrot.

[stupidpercy]

Another Roach before I forget

please don’t shake him (plea that will be ignored)

[naaebiiiii]

LT Roach

[roachy-draws]

Welcome to the party. A tea party to be precise. Are you joining? ☕🪳

[ieatroach]

i think about his antennas every day (that are unfortunately not in the picture)

[southernroach]

thinking of roach's coping mechanisms and i kinda think that he would have a log of all of his scars. maybe in his journal, written along the edges as if they were afterthoughts to his actual entries.

the first couple entries are clinical. they list:

the body part

the general weapon type (gun, knife, rope, whatever)

if he got revenge

all the usual stuff that he would find important

just enough to document them, in case they fade or to use as a story for later. every time he dots a period, it's with a warped sense of pride.

and then one day he gets a scar from someone protecting him. they had pushed roach out of the way a second after someone screams about a sniper through their comms and takes a bullet. roach ends up falling onto his own knife and gets sliced for it but that’s nothing compared to his savior.

when he goes to write the entry, it’s noticeably shakier, scribbled over and smudged like he couldn’t decide what to write and then got far too frustrated for what should be gratitude.

he’s seen people die but it’s never been for him. he makes sure that guy’s name is clear, makes sure the ink dries before allowing his hands to touch the page.

then another one happens. an enemy tosses a cooked grenade. they have a split second to react and the guy upfront turns around, looks him in the eye, and slams his palms into roach’s chest.

roach crashes to the ground, barely notices that he got hit with a nasty piece of debris until he’s crouched behind a wall and realizes that what’s dripping down his body is too hot, too thick, to be sweat. and another entry appears.

the scar, the location, his savior’s name. how it felt to look someone in the eye moments before death, knowing again that it was for him. another messy entry, cut only by the pristine printing of those names.

he’s lucky he doesn’t have to write one for every close call but even those have lost that naive arrogance from before.

the more it happens, the more he survives and other don’t, the less it becomes about the scars.

[random0person123]

W.I.P :D!!!

(Price and soap sketch look creepy silly 😭)

[mercury-hg-3008]

morse code is what audio says !

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally

[ickyyrus]

Hanging out☕️

[baremueran]

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Roach: I think I’m bi.

Soap: Which one?

Roach: What do you mean?

Soap: Bisexual?

Gaz: Bipolar?

Ghost: Bilingual?

Soap: Bitch?

[morthern]

Roachin'

[beetle-7937]

Cannon. no one can tell me otherwise

[roachy-draws]

But sir, he's trying to be the next McDonald's mascot? What do you mean he can't go out in public like that?