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Soap:"I'm not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks "

Ghost:"wait you're not gay?"

Soap:"you thought I was gay?"

Ghost:'i thought we where engaged so yeah."

Soap:"no we are engaged I'm just not gay."

Ghost:"oh okay...wait what?"

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Price, looking at a report: "hmmm..."

Nikolai:"you have been looking at that shirtless picture of Gaz for 20 minutes, just ask him on a date."

Price:"I'M ASSESSING HIS INJURIES!"

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Bro why these people so obsessed with your genitals

Cuz I'm so hot (I have never posted a picture of me. I have no clue if I'm being honest.)

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Soap:

Gaz:

Price:"are you two fighting?"

Soap:"well maybe if he wasn't such a dumb cun-"

Price:"please don't blow up my car in your argument this time."

Rookie:?????

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Ghost:"you're so fucking stupid!"

Soap:"careful I might cum."

Ghost:

Gaz:

Price:

Soap:"oh come on I've said worse."

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No you weren't born male!!!! Stop lying!

You flirting with me pretty boy? If you wanna see it it's online 😘

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You're a girl and you'll always be one

I was born male

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Ghost:"I'm sorry!"

Roach:"that won't save me from calling your mom."

Ghost:"she's dead and you know it!"

Roach:"doesn't mean she can't be disappointed in you bitch!"

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!! diff version under the cut !!

+ google drive link for easier download

i also made a google drive folder so it'd be easier for yall to print/download cards in case you wanna print em n etc

includes (both eng and ru): - og version (with kisses); - no kisses version; - empty card - fonts for the cards

+ empty ver in case you wanna write sth else

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Soap:"I feel like we're forgetting something."

Ghost:"it's probably nothing important."

Soap:"yeah."

Ghost:

Soap:

Soap:"OH SHIT."

Ghost:"it's Valentine's day..."

Soap:"do you think Roach forgot?"

Ghost:"oh i pray he did."

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Soap:"my stomach hurts."

Ghost:"maybe you shouldn't have ate a ice cream shop sized supply of ice cream at 2 am."

Soap:"I'm going to tell price you called me a slur "

Ghost:"what the fuck?!"

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Sorry y'all I broke my arm and foot at work I'll start posting again soon

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Price:"don't forget to get blinker fluid!"

Ghost:"okay!"

*three hours later*

Gaz:where is ghost?"

Price:"oh shit-"

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Soap, running off 2 hours of sleep for the past week:"you ever seen a nervous break down?"

Ghost:

Soap:"well if you keep yelling orders at me you're going to.'

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Soap:"are they butt buddies?"

Ghost:"Are they what?"

Soap:"butt buddies.

Ghost:"just say gay"

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Soap:"I quit"

Ghost:"how are you going to pay for your shopping addiction?"

Soap:"I'll sell this pussy on the streets."

Ghost:"okay but you won't make that much money."

Soap:"HEY!"

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Ghost:"why do you have a black eye?"

Soap:"you know how I pushed Gaz out the plane when we had to jump?"

Ghost:"yeah, that was pretty funny."

Soap:"Gaz didn't think so. Told me he'd get me back when I least expected it and he did."

Ghost:"damn."

Soap:"i thought he was flirting."

Ghost:"how?"

Soap:"I mean you flirt with threats so I thought it was just a thing military dudes did"