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Price:"you gotta give it that Hawk toah"

Mactavish:

Mactavish: "never speak to me again."

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Ghost:

Soap:

Ghost, who forgot he was wearing his mask and went to eat:"don't say shit."

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Gaz:"why are you staring at me?"

Ghost: "I had a dream last night and you were white in it so now I need to make sure you're not a white guy in one of those silicone masks."

Gaz:

Gaz, going back on his phone:"okay"

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Gaz:"you ever wish you were remembered more?"

Allen:"no. I have social anxiety so this is for the best"

Ghost:"who are you talking to?"

Gaz:" Allen."

Ghost:"*who???"

Gaz, turning to see Allen is gone: "what the fuck"

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selfcare is playing through loose ends and then right before shepherd betrays you, you restart the game and kill him before taking joseph allen’s timed test

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Soap and Roach cuddling before the Cliffhanger mission starts to conserve warmth <3

Frozen bug!! i rly like this idea bt can't make it satisfy myself. PLZ someone write it!!!!🥺

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Gaz:"what do you think would happen if we where in a horror movie?"

Ghost:"price would kill us"

Gaz: "no he wouldn't."

Price:"I would."

Gaz:

Price:"I think about it daily."

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Gaz:"what are you listening to?"

Ghost:"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX"

Gaz:"what?"

Soap: "oh my God I love Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus too!"

Gaz:"what????"

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Soap: "so you just like always look like this?"

Ghost: "yeah?"

Soap:" what the fuck."

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Ghost:"my stomach hurts"

Soap:"no shit, you just ate 5 year expired candy"

Ghost:"nah it's not that."

Soap:"and I'm the fucking immature one?"

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Graves:"so how you doing?"

Ghost:"I'm a lesbian."

Graves:"you're a man?"

Ghost:"not anymore. Please fuck off."

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Ghost:"I think I'm bi."

Soap:"which comes as a shock to?"

Gaz:"no one."

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You are a call of duty blog stop getting political

Call of duty is a political game.

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Ghost:"welp time to drink these feelings away."

Soap:"it's 6 am."

Ghost:"it's 5 o'clock somewhere."

Soap:"it's 6 in the fucking morning."

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Soap:"not to get political but pickles are good."

Gaz:"that's not political???"

Soap:"yeah I said not to get political?"

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BTW If you are American and can vote and chose to vote for trump 1. Unfollow me 2. You voted for a man endorsed by the kkk. How can you live with yourself?