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Ghost, laying in a field:" I think I have a crush on you."

Soap, high as a kite:"nah you're just hungry."

Ghost:"what?"

Soap:"oh my God I really want pizza."

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Ghost:"what is this?"

Alejandro: mollete???"

Ghost:"I thought you said you were making beans on toast."

Alejandro:"this is beans on toast."

Ghost:"it's not soggy"

Soap:"oh my god eat the damn food, white boy!"

Ghost:"you're white too!"

Soap:"not as much as you bitch!"

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Soap:"ugh, I want a divorce."

Ghost:"what? What did I do wrong? I'll get help! I'll go to therapy."

Soap:"I-"

Soap:"we're not even dating...I was making a joke."

Ghost:"oh haha."

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Nik: "so you're the other woman?"

Gaz:"bitch, you're the other woman!"

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Thank you for the tag.

No pressure tags: @resident-idiot-simp @enigmaue @decoagulant @cradleghost whoever else idk I was just tagging the first tags that came up

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If anyone else wants to join dont hesitate to reblog!!

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They all deserve a little happiness and peace. Happy holidays!

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Ghost:"you're late."

Graves:"yeah did you-"

Soap:"SHUT UP! DIE! DIE IN A PLANE CRASH."

Graves:

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I need someone to draw the 141 like this now

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Ghost:"are you a shotgun? Because I want to blow your load in my mouth."

Soap:

Soap:" we're at church, dude."

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Soap:"not even a shotgun could take away the head I'm going to give you."

Ghost:"what the fuck"

Roach:"that's..."

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Gaz:"we're soldiers, of course we don't get proper treatment for injuries so that our captain doesn't find out."

Soap:"we're soldiers, of course I have fucked my superiors."

Gaz:"what the fuck."

Soap:"what? you have too!"

Gaz:"okay, we're not posting this."

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Soap:"relationships are weird because how can I not imagine my life without them but also wanna shoot them when they are chewing too loudly?"

Roach: "I chew loudly?"

Ghost:"yes. Do you have no self awareness?"

Soap, who was talking about ghost:

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Ghost:"who the fuck is burning down the kitchen?"

Soap:"shit...I forgot I was baking."

Ghost:"FORGOT?!"

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Ghost:"as your boyfriend I love you but as your Lieutenant I wanna smash your head against a wall because I truly believe you would be less of a fucking dumb ass if you had brain damage."

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Ghost:"I'm not gay but I'd fuck a man."

Soap:"that means you're gay."

Ghost:"but I'm depressed."

Soap:"we know."

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Ghost:"I kill people for a living but telling a 12 year old to kill themselves is too far?"

Soap:'its a fucking video game."

Ghost:"and?!"

Soap:"bro what the fuck?"

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inspired by this!!