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Soap:"I like em sad and pathetic."

Gaz:"you're dating ghost?"

Soap:"yeah and he's just my type."

Gaz:

Gaz:"oh"

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Blah blah blah ghost loosing his shit and slowly letting guilt consume him because his call caused soap to get injured meanwhile soap is doing wheelies in the background in his wheelchair

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Ghost:"so was pissing graves off about TikTok worth it?"

Soap:"yeah"

Ghost:"where is your leg?"

Soap:"probably somewhere around here."

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Soap:"I don't really care but why is graves freaking out"

Ghost:"TikTok got banned for Americans and he's having withdrawals"

Soap:"oh...imma go scroll on tiktok next to him to piss him off then."

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Ghost: "I'm not sick."

Soap:"YOU ARE IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A LIFE THREATENING INFECTION WTF DO YOU FUCKING MEAN UR NOT SICK?!"

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Ghost:"what are you doing?"

Soap:"cleaning."

Ghost:"it's three am."

Soap:"I hit traffic."

Ghost, go back to bed:"okay"

Ghost:"WAIT A DAMN MINUTE HOW DID YOU FIND MY HAUSE?! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!"

Soap:"door."

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Soap:"sometimes you just gotta spend money to feel something."

Roach:"you spent 50k in one day"

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Roach:"hey, captain!"

Mactavish:"don't care, deal with it yourself."

Roach:

Mactavish:"okay, what did you do?"

Roach:"stabbed ghost, I was just wondering how do I stop the bleeding?"

Mactavish:"you don't know how to stop bleeding? How?! You have survived so many gunshots."

Roach:"they just stop bleeding by themselves."

Mactavish:"of course they do..."

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Ghost:"I wish dolphins where real."

Soap:"you're fucking with me right now and it's not going to work"

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Price: "I WILL FUCK YOU!"

Makarov:

Mactavish:"it's fuck you up."

Price:"that's what I said"

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Mactavish:

Roach:

Mactavish:"did you just pull the pin on that grenade?"

Roach:"it was an accident."

Mactavish:"I'll go call a bomb squad. Please don't let go of it"

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Roach:"I once got kicked out of my sister's wedding for throwing the rice."

Soap:"aren't you supposed to throw the rice?"

Roach:"yeah! I still don't know what I did wrong."

Ghost, who was his plus one:"YOU HURLED THE RICE INTO YOUR SISTERS FACE!"

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Soap:"damn boy, you anorexic because you didn't eat."

Gaz:"you could have just said you didn't like the fit."

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Ghost:"everybody always thinks I'm suicidal. I'm not. I'm just depressed. There's a difference."

Soap:"I'm the suicidal one"

Ghost:

Ghost:"do you need to talk?"

Soap:"about what?"

Ghost:"being suicidal????"

Soap:"I'm not suicidal."

Ghost:"you...what???"

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Soap:"are you going to pay me?"

Ghost:"I'm your boyfriend."

Soap:"I don't care. If you are making me do manual labor then I'm being paid."

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Ghost and Soap in the squid game universe

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Soap:"what do you call an autistic clown name-"

Gaz:"ghost."

Soap:

Gaz:"specifically ghost trying to flirt with roach."

Soap: