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Mactavish, about ghost: "there are so many things I wonder about that man."

Roach: "oh he's a bottom."

Mactavish: "what?"

Roach: "all blondes are bottoms that's how you can tell."

Mactavish:"he's not blonde..."

Roach:"not upstairs"

Mactavish:

Mactavish: "you are...fired. Yeah, you're fired."

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i love roach’s rock paper scissors animation so much, i hope he keeps track of how many wins and loses each hand has.

i wonder how the scores started out, if maybe his dominant hand won more simply because it’s his dominant hand, or if it started out even and eventually started favoring one side subconsciously, or maybe even now it’s still even.

i wonder if he’s ever accidentally fallen into a pattern and that’s what caused an uneven score.

on days where he’s visibly more stressed, i wonder if anyone has ever tried to play with him (i hope he sucks when he plays against someone)

maybe it’s a way of keeping his mind blank. because if he’s playing against himself then he’d obviously have to choose a winner. but maybe he does it specifically so that his mind kinda runs from him and he just allows the muscle memory to take over.

or maybe he just likes the repetition of the game, like a self soothing technique

idk i just love that animation <3

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Price:"you gotta give it that Hawk toah"

Mactavish:

Mactavish: "never speak to me again."

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Ghost:

Soap:

Ghost, who forgot he was wearing his mask and went to eat:"don't say shit."

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Gaz:"why are you staring at me?"

Ghost: "I had a dream last night and you were white in it so now I need to make sure you're not a white guy in one of those silicone masks."

Gaz:

Gaz, going back on his phone:"okay"

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Gaz:"you ever wish you were remembered more?"

Allen:"no. I have social anxiety so this is for the best"

Ghost:"who are you talking to?"

Gaz:" Allen."

Ghost:"*who???"

Gaz, turning to see Allen is gone: "what the fuck"

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selfcare is playing through loose ends and then right before shepherd betrays you, you restart the game and kill him before taking joseph allen’s timed test

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Soap and Roach cuddling before the Cliffhanger mission starts to conserve warmth <3

Frozen bug!! i rly like this idea bt can't make it satisfy myself. PLZ someone write it!!!!🥺

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Gaz:"what do you think would happen if we where in a horror movie?"

Ghost:"price would kill us"

Gaz: "no he wouldn't."

Price:"I would."

Gaz:

Price:"I think about it daily."

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Gaz:"what are you listening to?"

Ghost:"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX"

Gaz:"what?"

Soap: "oh my God I love Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus too!"

Gaz:"what????"

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Soap: "so you just like always look like this?"

Ghost: "yeah?"

Soap:" what the fuck."

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Ghost:"my stomach hurts"

Soap:"no shit, you just ate 5 year expired candy"

Ghost:"nah it's not that."

Soap:"and I'm the fucking immature one?"

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Graves:"so how you doing?"

Ghost:"I'm a lesbian."

Graves:"you're a man?"

Ghost:"not anymore. Please fuck off."

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Ghost:"I think I'm bi."

Soap:"which comes as a shock to?"

Gaz:"no one."

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You are a call of duty blog stop getting political

Call of duty is a political game.