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Riley:"this is where I found my family dead."

Roach:"cowabummer"

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Earthy? Like you smelled moist soil in the woods right next to a tree with moss on it while wearing musky cologne

What I smell like if you even care

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Roach:"lock in ,captain!"

Mactavish:"what does that even mean?"

Mactavish:"hey! Hey! You aren't certified to operate that- oh my God!"

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What I smell like if you even care

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Mactavish:"autism be damned that boy knows what he's doing in bed."

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Riley:"stupid whore."

Roach:"I can't believe you did this to us"

Mactavish:"all I did was tell you to take leave."

Riley:"WOW might as well kill my family again."

Roach:"wow I can't believe you made fun of his face scars"

Mactavish:"what???????"

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Riley:"am I crazy or is price avoiding you?"

Roach:"he's avoiding me. "

Riley:"oh accidentally sent him a dick pic? Hate when that shit happens. He'll stop in like a week."

Roach:" what?"

Riley:"is that not why?"

Roach:"how do you accidentally send price a dick pic????"

Riley:"he is in my phone as captain prick and mactavish is in it as captain dick. Sometimes I miss a couple letters."

Roach:"you're fucking mactavish?!"

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Soap would deep clean at the most inconvenient times because his brain told him to but as soon as someone says something like "finally you're cleaning!" He stops.

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Soap no!!

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Soap:"shit, I think I'm bi."

Ghost, who he is in:"well I sure fucking hope so."

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Ghost:"why's your hand behind your back?"

Soap:"no reason"

Ghost:"did you blow up ur hand?"

Soap:"no..."

Soap:"I blew up someone else's."

Ghost:"...God damnit."

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Soap, trying to compliment ghost:"you're so...."

Ghost:

Soap:"hold on I got something."

Ghost:

Soap:"yeah I got nothing."

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Soap:

Ghost: "Damn did it taste that bad?"

Soap: "no it tastes great I just can't breathe."

Ghost:"what?"

Soap:"welp let's get to work!"

Ghost:"what???"

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Soap:"you want a creampie?"

Ghost:"here? Now?"

Soap:"yeah!"

Ghost:"I didn't think you where into v... what's that?"

Soap, holding out an oatmeal creampie:"a creampie."

Ghost:"oh..."

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Soàp:"do you know what Reading rainbow is?"

Gaz:"no."

Soap:"oh damn."

Soap:"anyways you wanna see 9/11?"

Gaz:"?????"

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Soap:"I'm about to as the cool kids say 'crash out'"

Gaz:"stop talking."

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Ghost:"god, fuck me!"

Ghost:"PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!"

soap:"but you just said -"

Ghost:"you know damn well what I meant."