mactavishenjoyer
Mactavish Simp
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Ran by a 21 year old Autistic. MDNI. 18+ Playing CoD since 08'. 🇲🇽🇺🇲 Save 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇺🇦 may be a they/them idk
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mactavishenjoyer · 16 hours ago
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Ghost:
Soap:
Ghost, who forgot he was wearing his mask and went to eat:"don't say shit."
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mactavishenjoyer · 19 hours ago
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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days ago
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Gaz:"why are you staring at me?"
Ghost: "I had a dream last night and you were white in it so now I need to make sure you're not a white guy in one of those silicone masks."
Gaz:
Gaz, going back on his phone:"okay"
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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days ago
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Gaz:"you ever wish you were remembered more?"
Allen:"no. I have social anxiety so this is for the best"
Ghost:"who are you talking to?"
Gaz:" Allen."
Ghost:"*who???"
Gaz, turning to see Allen is gone: "what the fuck"
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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days ago
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selfcare is playing through loose ends and then right before shepherd betrays you, you restart the game and kill him before taking joseph allen’s timed test
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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days ago
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Soap and Roach cuddling before the Cliffhanger mission starts to conserve warmth <3
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Frozen bug!! i rly like this idea bt can't make it satisfy myself. PLZ someone write it!!!!🥺
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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days ago
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Gaz:"what do you think would happen if we where in a horror movie?"
Ghost:"price would kill us"
Gaz: "no he wouldn't."
Price:"I would."
Gaz:
Price:"I think about it daily."
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mactavishenjoyer · 2 days ago
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Gaz:"what are you listening to?"
Ghost:"pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX"
Gaz:"what?"
Soap: "oh my God I love Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus too!"
Gaz:"what????"
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mactavishenjoyer · 3 days ago
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Soap: "so you just like always look like this?"
Ghost: "yeah?"
Soap:" what the fuck."
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mactavishenjoyer · 4 days ago
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Ghost:"my stomach hurts"
Soap:"no shit, you just ate 5 year expired candy"
Ghost:"nah it's not that."
Soap:"and I'm the fucking immature one?"
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mactavishenjoyer · 5 days ago
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Graves:"so how you doing?"
Ghost:"I'm a lesbian."
Graves:"you're a man?"
Ghost:"not anymore. Please fuck off."
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mactavishenjoyer · 6 days ago
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Ghost:"I think I'm bi."
Soap:"which comes as a shock to?"
Gaz:"no one."
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mactavishenjoyer · 7 days ago
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You are a call of duty blog stop getting political
Call of duty is a political game.
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mactavishenjoyer · 7 days ago
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Ghost:"welp time to drink these feelings away."
Soap:"it's 6 am."
Ghost:"it's 5 o'clock somewhere."
Soap:"it's 6 in the fucking morning."
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mactavishenjoyer · 7 days ago
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Soap:"not to get political but pickles are good."
Gaz:"that's not political???"
Soap:"yeah I said not to get political?"
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mactavishenjoyer · 8 days ago
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BTW If you are American and can vote and chose to vote for trump 1. Unfollow me 2. You voted for a man endorsed by the kkk. How can you live with yourself?
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mactavishenjoyer · 8 days ago
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Soap:"shit what happened to your finger?"
Ghost:"was trying to slit my wrist and missed."
Soap:"...what?"
Ghost:"I'm joking! I promise I was joking."
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