#okay I’m done

[oobbbear]

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Fadel: *threatens style figuratively and then literally*

Style:

[ariariari-freehounreal]

GLaDOS is not Chells mom, she’s not LIKE a mom to Chell, I swear to god this is the dumbest fucking theory/headcanon ever bc it literally just disregards EVERYTHING Chell and GLaDOS went through together and their development.

GLaDOS hated Chell because she was a human and humans made her and hurt her and even if she didn’t have her memories of Caroline she hated them for what they did to her as GLaDOS.

In portal 2 GLaDOS slowly realizes how much they have in common and how their goals are similar.

GLaDOS wants to test, she wants control, she wants to do what she wants. She’s never had that freedom. When she was alive she worked for a male majority company that took advantage of her and worked under a man who was like the fucking embodiment of evil. She admired him and he betrayed her and took away her autonomy and he didn’t care at all. When she was woken up as GLaDOS the scientists attached tumors to her to try to make her behave so that they could control her. Everyone was always trying to control her.

Chell wants to be free to live her life the way that she wants to, no matter how uncertain or how dangerous, all she wants is to live on her own terms. She’s been tested on like an animal by an omnipotent murderous computer since she woke up, forced to do intense laborious activities with no break. Then she’s betrayed by the only motherfucker that didn’t try to kill her. She’s betrayed by a man, who tries to take away her autonomy for the sake of self fulfillment (sounds familiar).

Throughout the game GLaDOS realizes this and by the end she understands that by forcing Chell to stay with her and test she’s doing the exact same thing as her oppressors. They’re both trapped in the facility, forced to carry out tasks against their will. They both just want to be free.

So GLaDOS lies about Caroline being deleted and let’s Chell go. Even if it means she’ll still be trapped, and now alone in her suffering. She gives Chell the chance she’s never had despite her own feelings.

Also it’s mega, incredibly queercoded like the entire time. All of the songs are mega gay. ALL of them.

Okay sorry if this literally made 0 sense I just woke up okay byeeee

[crow-n-tell]

HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT

[hyunjins-orange-slice-too]

‼ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⚠︎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ‼ adults only • mdni ‼ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⚠︎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ‼

.ᐟ.ᐟ smut, oral, daddy/princess, squirting .ᐟ.ᐟ

i can’t stop thinking about pussy licking chan.

everything would be slow and sensual, he wants to savor every moment with you. kissing up your plush inner thighs, rubbing his fingertips along your skin. his strong hands holding your thighs apart, the cold metal of his bracelet in stark contrast to your flushed skin. he would rub the tip of his nose along your folds, breathing in your scent, placing gentle kisses periodically as he went.

and then finally when you feel like you can’t stand any more teasing, he would use his fingers to spread you open, and would lay his tongue flat against you, slowly working his way up, collecting all of your sweet juices. you’re so beautiful, his sweet girl letting out even sweeter whimpers as he circles your clit with his tongue. he loves when you loose control and grab him by the hair, holding his face against you as you grind yourself along his nose and plush lips, and he loves the resulting slick coating his face even more. if you beg, he may even slide a finger inside your drippy hole, anything for his little princess. he would do his best to talk you through it, his voice muffled, enjoying himself too much to pull away even for a moment. and if it’s his first time seeing you after being away on tour for a while, he may be so needy for you that he starts humping the bed underneath him, desperate for friction against his cock. and if you squirt against his tongue while calling him daddy, he may just cum in his pants.

but don’t worry, it won’t be long before he’s ready for round 2.

[jmgangel]

Aventurine thinking of Ratio as a gentle scholar in that new Weibo promo, proving he understands him. Meanwhile Tingyun thinks of Ruan Mei, who literally saved her life?

Because Ratio saved him too.

[kingofanemptyworld]

hey you know what would be fun? a fic where the Royal Guard follows through with their plans to make Ichigo the new Soul King and Grimmjow promptly loses his shit because what the actual fuck Ichigo has already given these people literally everything, twice, and this is how they repay him? recruits Nel and Harribel and Urahara and Yoruichi (after Nel sits on him for a while because Jesus Christ Grimmjow you can’t storm Soul Society by yourself no matter how much you’ve powered up) and it’s the Ryoka Invasion all over again except with pissed off arrancar instead. I just think it would be neat

[buddiex911]

more than friends, less than lovers

[primthegreat]

The most insane thing about being gay and a nerd in church is that every song I’m sitting here like,”Ooooh, ______ bat family member would so relate to this”

Sir’am that is a song about Jesus WHAT

Not for the first time, I wish I knew how to animate.

You guys don’t understand I would be unstoppable.

[glittter-vamp]

Photo via Draft Kings

[unsweetingtea]

My first day of college is tomorrow and I am a stressed up baby :’)

So, to ease my troubles (and hopefully yours! If y’all have any…), I present to you:

✨Ambrosius admiring his loved one every chance he can fucking get✨

Like, okay dude, we get it, you’re down bad 🙄

My man, Ambrosius, physically and visually can not keep himself away from Ballister.

It makes me want to 🫠🫠🫠🫠

When will it be my turn for someone to look at me like I’m the answer to every mystery in the universe???

[oobbbear]

Oh wow I wonder who this ob’s favorite character is

[fandomfairyuniverse]

It’s times like these when one has to wonder if maybe the reason joke is held to such a weird standard by the people around him is because he. Went to jail. And has a criminal record. And is therefore “tainted.” So to speak. But I’m not going to think about it because if I do I’ll get pissed off and I don’t have the emotional energy for that

[sob-dylan]

i don’t “believe” in virginity in the sense that the concept and how it’s deployed is unfeminist, homophobic, and all around deeply dehumanizing—especially the idea that your virginity can be “taken” from you and that your first sexual experience is a subtractive act—BUT i do believe in the concept of virginity for one person and one person only: a little blond twink from louisiana named randolph bradley.

randy bradley: the world’s only true virgin. he’s like the last unicorn of virgins to me.

[haleigh-sloth]

The reactions of everyone watching Blue Lock TV right now:

People who are normal watching who aren’t super invested in the players like they’re fucking characters on a TV show:

Watching Kaiser and Yukimiya sabotage their own teammate multiple times in each match:

Watching Rin pick Isagi up by the scruff of his fucking neck like a puppy dog to make him watch him kick a ball:

Watching Rin and Isagi crash into each other more than once like it’s a fucking MMA showdown:

People watching Kaiser break up with his boyfriend on live TV mid-soccer match:

[vertvivre]