#okay I’m done

[oobbbear]

[ariariari-freehounreal]

GLaDOS is not Chells mom, she’s not LIKE a mom to Chell, I swear to god this is the dumbest fucking theory/headcanon ever bc it literally just disregards EVERYTHING Chell and GLaDOS went through together and their development.

GLaDOS hated Chell because she was a human and humans made her and hurt her and even if she didn’t have her memories of Caroline she hated them for what they did to her as GLaDOS.

In portal 2 GLaDOS slowly realizes how much they have in common and how their goals are similar.

GLaDOS wants to test, she wants control, she wants to do what she wants. She’s never had that freedom. When she was alive she worked for a male majority company that took advantage of her and worked under a man who was like the fucking embodiment of evil. She admired him and he betrayed her and took away her autonomy and he didn’t care at all. When she was woken up as GLaDOS the scientists attached tumors to her to try to make her behave so that they could control her. Everyone was always trying to control her.

Chell wants to be free to live her life the way that she wants to, no matter how uncertain or how dangerous, all she wants is to live on her own terms. She’s been tested on like an animal by an omnipotent murderous computer since she woke up, forced to do intense laborious activities with no break. Then she’s betrayed by the only motherfucker that didn’t try to kill her. She’s betrayed by a man, who tries to take away her autonomy for the sake of self fulfillment (sounds familiar).

Throughout the game GLaDOS realizes this and by the end she understands that by forcing Chell to stay with her and test she’s doing the exact same thing as her oppressors. They’re both trapped in the facility, forced to carry out tasks against their will. They both just want to be free.

So GLaDOS lies about Caroline being deleted and let’s Chell go. Even if it means she’ll still be trapped, and now alone in her suffering. She gives Chell the chance she’s never had despite her own feelings.

Also it’s mega, incredibly queercoded like the entire time. All of the songs are mega gay. ALL of them.

Okay sorry if this literally made 0 sense I just woke up okay byeeee

[crow-n-tell]

HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT

[hyunjins-orange-slice-too]

‼ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⚠︎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ‼ adults only • mdni ‼ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⚠︎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ‼

.ᐟ.ᐟ smut, oral, daddy/princess, squirting .ᐟ.ᐟ

i can’t stop thinking about pussy licking chan.

everything would be slow and sensual, he wants to savor every moment with you. kissing up your plush inner thighs, rubbing his fingertips along your skin. his strong hands holding your thighs apart, the cold metal of his bracelet in stark contrast to your flushed skin. he would rub the tip of his nose along your folds, breathing in your scent, placing gentle kisses periodically as he went.

and then finally when you feel like you can’t stand any more teasing, he would use his fingers to spread you open, and would lay his tongue flat against you, slowly working his way up, collecting all of your sweet juices. you’re so beautiful, his sweet girl letting out even sweeter whimpers as he circles your clit with his tongue. he loves when you loose control and grab him by the hair, holding his face against you as you grind yourself along his nose and plush lips, and he loves the resulting slick coating his face even more. if you beg, he may even slide a finger inside your drippy hole, anything for his little princess. he would do his best to talk you through it, his voice muffled, enjoying himself too much to pull away even for a moment. and if it’s his first time seeing you after being away on tour for a while, he may be so needy for you that he starts humping the bed underneath him, desperate for friction against his cock. and if you squirt against his tongue while calling him daddy, he may just cum in his pants.

but don’t worry, it won’t be long before he’s ready for round 2.

[kingofanemptyworld]

hey you know what would be fun? a fic where the Royal Guard follows through with their plans to make Ichigo the new Soul King and Grimmjow promptly loses his shit because what the actual fuck Ichigo has already given these people literally everything, twice, and this is how they repay him? recruits Nel and Harribel and Urahara and Yoruichi (after Nel sits on him for a while because Jesus Christ Grimmjow you can’t storm Soul Society by yourself no matter how much you’ve powered up) and it’s the Ryoka Invasion all over again except with pissed off arrancar instead. I just think it would be neat

[buddiex911]

more than friends, less than lovers

[primthegreat]

The most insane thing about being gay and a nerd in church is that every song I’m sitting here like,”Ooooh, ______ bat family member would so relate to this”

Sir’am that is a song about Jesus WHAT

Not for the first time, I wish I knew how to animate.

You guys don’t understand I would be unstoppable.

[fandomfairyuniverse]

It’s times like these when one has to wonder if maybe the reason joke is held to such a weird standard by the people around him is because he. Went to jail. And has a criminal record. And is therefore “tainted.” So to speak. But I’m not going to think about it because if I do I’ll get pissed off and I don’t have the emotional energy for that

[glittter-vamp]

Photo via Draft Kings

[unsweetingtea]

My first day of college is tomorrow and I am a stressed up baby :’)

So, to ease my troubles (and hopefully yours! If y’all have any…), I present to you:

✨Ambrosius admiring his loved one every chance he can fucking get✨

Like, okay dude, we get it, you’re down bad 🙄

My man, Ambrosius, physically and visually can not keep himself away from Ballister.

It makes me want to 🫠🫠🫠🫠

When will it be my turn for someone to look at me like I’m the answer to every mystery in the universe???

[sob-dylan]

i don’t “believe” in virginity in the sense that the concept and how it’s deployed is unfeminist, homophobic, and all around deeply dehumanizing—especially the idea that your virginity can be “taken” from you and that your first sexual experience is a subtractive act—BUT i do believe in the concept of virginity for one person and one person only: a little blond twink from louisiana named randolph bradley.

randy bradley: the world’s only true virgin. he’s like the last unicorn of virgins to me.

[oobbbear]

Oh wow I wonder who this ob’s favorite character is

[vertvivre]

[lexithwrites]

LIKEAFUNERALL HAS KILLED ME THAT SIRIUS FANART MY GOD THATS A MAN THATS MY MAN THATS REMUS’ MAN THATS DHAJXJSJCJSJFJDHFH

[bi-buckrights]

Two years ago today, I posted my first ever fic. Last year I drafted something sappy and deleted it because I was afraid no one would care - but you know what, I’m proud of myself so I’m gonna celebrate that!!

I’ve been in fandom spaces a little over a decade now, and I always felt like I was on the periphery and thought writing was something I wouldn’t be capable of so I didn’t even try. I had all these ideas that would bounce around my head, and it wasn’t until a made some friends in this fandom that I finally found the courage to write it down.

And it turns out I adore writing, and a couple people even like what I have to say! So this is my sappy post to say how grateful I am for all the people who got me here and have supported me every step of the way, from my friends and mutuals to anyone who left a comment or kudos ❤️

Here’s my first fic if anyone wants to check it out 🫶 I’ve come a long way since this one but I’m still proud of it

Tagging some mutuals to say thank you for all the love and support, it means more than you know ❤️ @monsterrae1 @lonelychicago @rogerzsteven @prettyboybuckley @saybiwithme

@beyourownanchor6 @eddiebabygirldiaz @spotsandsocks @bekkachaos @exhuastedpigeon

@bidisasterevankinard @evanbi-ckley @hippolotamus @loveyouanyway

[gay-little-izzet]

You mentioned potentially redesigning characters as Compleated in a post a while back, and if you’re still interested in that, I’d *love* to see how you’d go about compleating Teferi! There’s a lot of potential there I feel like

Sorry for the (checks calendar) two month delay, but I wanted to give this some thought

I kind of went a bit overboard with this, cuz I wanted to explore a few different ideas

I added some notes, I hope they’re legible (side note but I found some old art of mine and apparently my handwriting has not improved since i was about 10 years old)

Also I felt like doing something shapey so I did a very straightforward (by which I mean barely changed) porcelain host design. I think the gold inlaid in the porcelain looks pretty good, as well as being a bit of a hint at his true autonomy (gold hued metals being much more associated with mirrans and the resistance than any new phyrexian faction, from what I can tell)

I think a design combining porcelain and chrome would be cool, but alas, is spent a lot of time on this already, so that might come later

Anyways—thank you for this suggestion, I ended up having a lot of fun with it, and I might have to draw more teferi art now, because I adore his visual design.