Still a bitch. I used to have a list of the current fandoms I was interested in but I’ve lost control over myself now and there is nothing but chaos where there used to be order so I guess you’ll have to find out after you follow me.
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Neil about Jean: yeah Jean’s been dealt a shit hand, but he’s trying and he deserves better
Jean about Neil: that cretin is the bane of my existence, he ruined my life and haunts my dreams. He’s a broken promise never to be fulfilled and I hate him for it. I trust him implicitly.
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imagine pro-player/celebrity jeremy knox doing that one interview with puppies. he would lose his fucking mind he’s not answering ONE question he’s too busy playing with the dogs. he would name every one of them. in the end jean has to come and get him because he’s not leaving the studio
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Kevin & Wymack ~
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MERMAID AU with Andriel
Neil - koi Andrew - mini-shark ~
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I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.
Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.
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tiny neil. what would you do.
no you're not allowed to chuck him across the room or planet
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Reading the Iliad: Man, Achilles is kind of an asshole. Odysseus is cool though.
Reading Iphigenia in Aulis: Actually, Achilles has not done a single thing wrong ever in his life. Also, Odysseus should be set on fire.
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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it
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Leto and her children, Apollo and Artemis
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Everyone warns you agaist going to the supermarket hungry, but nobody tells you about the dangers of going there too full: I do not want any of these things, for I will never require any food again at all!
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i feel like an often-overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the "monster of the week" format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there'd be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn't fit into the main plot, it just doesn't happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.
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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
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Pyrrhus is not thrilled
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