hi i'm pip. part time cartoonist, allegedly. full time sick person, definitely. i live on a mountain and i like dogs
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Pioneering a "how much craft per craft" scale that determines how much of the time you spend doing any given handcraft is actually spent on what a layperson would imagine the core of the craft is vs other associated tasks. Spinning? Mostly actual spinning. Sewing? Mostly ironing. Wood and metalworking? Mostly sanding. Weaving? I've only had a chance to do one project, but from what I can gather from my more experienced friends, it seems to be mostly math.
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i am always urging people to think about what "safe for work" really means and why we've come to equate "won't be found objectionable by your employer, who has the power to ruin your life" with "good and harmless and 'wholesome'"
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when i drive a motorcar i immediately become a thoroughbred horse. the smallest movement in the corner of my eye and i must twitch my head around to see if car braking, indicator, bike, sunlight in mirror, person too close to road, tree shadow moving, why is that part of the road a different colour is it The Pit About To Claim Me, paper bag PAPER BAG?? THREAT?? GHOST??? i am going seventy miles an hour.
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now that we鈥檙e cohabitating pip gets to see the basketball shorts as loungewear side of me
#I said 'baseball is famously a sport where if you wear shorts you will lose all the skin on your legs'#sorry Alfie I did consider telling you.
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if we could speak with lobsters and understand each other I think they might be able to share some really good wisdom as such a long-lived species.
but then I realized. the problem with such a plan
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You can tell a lot about a guy by looking at what his deal is
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if a leech was the prettiest girl in the world, how would she wear her bow?
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also people who talk about public transit being scary because "there's crazy people on it" grow bones. I have been in the psych ward so many times. and do you know who the scariest people at the psych ward are? doctors.
you know who isn't very likely to be taking the bus with you? psych ward doctors.
I rest my fucking case
#it's actually good for you to get used to being around people who are being benignly crazy in your general area#makes you less likely to call the cops on people. which is a net societal good.#and yes many of my fellow patients at the psych ward had behaviors which would have been described by many people as scary.#but guess what they didn't have any kind of institutional power over me or ability to actually hurt me in any meaningful way :)
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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces
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I think the weirdest thing about how some Americans are terrified of public spaces is that I'm also terrified of public spaces and they make me seem normal and well-adjusted in comparison
Possibly because I'm aware that my terror most comes from trauma making my warning light faulty
yeah I have had diagnosed agoraphobia for about 20 years and I'm significantly less afraid of the world than most of these people true crime podcast brained people
#there's so many things that I didn't even know people were afraid of until I was an adult#like I would casually mention going for walks by myself at 3:00 a.m. in my neighborhood and people just expressed absolute horror#like it's nice to go for walks at night. idk. I'm fine nothing bad has ever happened to me and I have been doing it my whole life.#but yeah I think that there is a lot to be said for being aware that your nervous system is not always telling the truth. lol
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If you鈥檙e looking for ways to help at-risk communities in the DC area during this crackdown please look into supporting some of the following orgs:
Remora House
Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid
HIPS
CASA (Virginia)
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it's interesting what people are culturally Told they should be afraid of bc it Might Hypothetically Harm Them vs what other ppl have Learned to be afraid of bc it Has Actually Harmed Them or their loved ones. what we are trained to see as an unacceptable pattern of Likely Violence vs what we are trained to dismiss as either an anomaly or an inevitable cost of living in a society
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do you know of any disability-related zines, especially one with open submissions?
I'm really not hooked into zine spaces tbh, but I'll publish this in case any of my more zine-savvy followers have any recs!
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