#joel and etho obsessed with each other?NO
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Boat boys s10 dynamic is like this right?
Original by: @/laarems (source)
#the (relation)ship that built and sailed itself#joel and etho obsessed with each other?NO#IM obsessed with THEM#ethoslab#smallishbeans#boat boys#smalletho#hermitshipping#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#hermitblr#mcyt#my art
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Joel and Etho are the "you came; you called" trope, but in the most snarky tone you can think of.
#ethoslab#smallishbeans#smalletho#hermitcraft#trafficblr#boat boys#Theyre so obsessed with each other#For legal reasons Etho's obsessed with Joel
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He just wants to say hi
(I like them a normal amount.)
#who am I kidding I’m obsessed#not as much as they are obsessed with each other#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#ethoslab#etho as the creaking#smalletho#boat boys#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitshipping#mcyt fanart#fanart
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Joel and Etho never got off that boat istg
#joel smallishbeans#ethoslab#smallishbeans#etho#Joel#eefo#boat boys#hermitcraft#hc#hermitblr#hermits#double life#the relation#they are obsessed and refuse to admit it#the characters?#idk what’s goin on there but it’s certainly silly#the ccs/people?#not romantic but they still live rent free in each others heads
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what do you mean etho saw his roof was finished and the two people he thought it could've been were pearl and joel
#he's so obsessed#what on earth are we going to do with them#someone have them talk to each other udnjmlkgnjd#they drive me crazy#absoslutely love them#boat boys#ethoslab#joel smallishbeans#hermitcraft#hc s10#hc10#also very happy about new etho episode :D#pixls things
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I was originally sketching around trying to do a j-fashion inspired Etho outfit, and then it became extremely clear to me that I was actually making an outfit for Joel, lol. Pivoted, and now I've got another render for y'all <3
You can find the PearlescentMoon one here!
#please keep in mind these take me like. 2 hours max#they are not polished haha#it's fun practice when i get the chance though!#next time i will actually do etho! and i'll make him face the other way so they can LOOK AT EACH OTHER#(because ofc they are obsessed with each other)#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#fanart#hermitcraft fanart#smallishbeans fanart
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Gem has no room to talk
Gem: This Uno game will go on forever!
#hermitcraft#ethoslab#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#smalletho#boat boys#hermitcraft season 10#prev tags#they’re so obsessed with each other#hermitcraft joel#etho#hermitcraft etho#hc etho#geminitay#geminitay hermitcraft#hermitcraft gem
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not etho confessing that he watches joel's hardcore videos daily and still saying joel's the one with obsession
those two are grian and mumbo levels of weird about each other just in a different way
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Can we take a second just to admire cc!Joel Smallishbeans. Like my guy is currently on two smp's, he keeps up with Hermitcraft, he is somewhat present on SOS. Also his base is incredibly detailed, its large, and he has gotten really good at armor stands out of nowhere. He updates an average of once a week, he took a vacation to Japan and still managed to keep up with Hermitcraft.
He can follow the bit and has an uncanny ability to stop himself from being the butt of the joke. Like for example the neck kisses thing was at first a kind of 'ha ha that's really weird Joel' then he leaned into it so hard that now Etho is the one obsessed with Joel's neck kisses and both of them are obsessed with each other and its not just Joel.
And the whole ieseki harem bit too?? Like he has half of the server around his finger cause of a bit.
Also he is actually kind of good at tricking people? Like bro convinced three (I think) people that Etho built the statues not him.
Hes funny as hell and also he is like really bold? Like my guy posted himself singing a Minecraft parody to 'Money Money Money' he makes Hollywood level intros in Minecraft. His intros are the best by the way always have been. They're more elaborate now and they are really funny but there was a charm to when his intros were him standing in front of a horse hilling machine with no acknowledgment of it.
Joel appreciation post completed
#Hermit appreciation#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#hermitcraft#hermitblr#joel beans#Smallishbeans appreciation#he deserves it#also like#my boy#He got it big now#on the big screen#With all his friends <3#so proud of him#I was there during X life man#look at him go
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I HAVE REALIZED SOMETHING.
So. For people who are not Ethoslab watchers, in his most recent episode he showed off these beautiful statues Joel supposedly made of Etho in front of his house.
I figured Joel built them, and it seems Etho did too, because he sent Joel a message via mail about them.
This note... honestly surprised me a bit? I didn't think much of it at first, but the tone of it felt out of place. Obviously these two have this ongoing bit of being obsessed with each other, and they've done nothing recently but yes-and to the sun about it. This note seems to almost shut this bit down, saying "this bit hasn't gone too far yet, because I'm showing this on camera, but it's getting there." Which is a possible explanation for this note! But considering all they've done recently it feels very sudden.
And then. Joel claimed to not have built the statues. "Oh," I thought. "Joel is claiming not to have built the statues because he doesn't want to seem obsessed." Makes sense. Or maybe he *didn't* build the statues and someone is pranking them. That also makes sense.
But it was only when watching Joel talk about it on Impulse's stream, when I heard Joel say "honestly, I think Etho might have done it," that it clicked.
Oh.
This motherfucker.
He 100% did. That's why the message is so weird. Ethoslab built statues of himself outside Joel's base, messaged him via mail saying "that's kinda weird bro" and then DIDN'T EVER REVEAL THAT HE BUILT THEM. Oh my god THIS MAN...
From Etho's audience's perspective it just looks like Joel was continuing being obsessed with Etho, as usual, just another example in a long list. But *Joel* knows he didn't do that and *Etho* knows Joel will figure out who did. This mischievous motherfucker. Oh my godddd I hate them. Listening to him read back the note with that little smile in his voice. I am unwell. Why are they LIKE this
#hermitcraft#ethoslab#joel smallishbeans#etho#smallishbeans#MEEEE WHEN I EXPLODE..#WHY DID THEY DO THIS#it's possible that i am wrong. who knows#it could be like iskall. or Joel very convincingly lying#but even Joel said that the statues weren't even up for that long. Etho must have built them then like immediately sent him the message#exploding them with my mind#boat boys#smalletho#inkyspeaks#HE ALSO MADE IT THE THUMBNAIL OF HIS VIDEO......#JUST. GOD
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the tragic end to this was just a messy breakup instead
guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.
next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"
of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.
etho.
#hermitcraft#joel smallishbeans#iskall85#im fucking crying what WAS THAT#he DID try to gaslight joel into thinking it was etho and then immediately gave up on it only AFTER he got caught#man couldn't resist tweeting at him too T - T revealing his identity immediately#joel asking ''you're not gonna make me make you an armor stand of me kissing you right'' and iskall basically saying#''no of course not. i just want an armor stand of you. that i can kiss.''#there is something wrong with these men <3#my theory here is that the other men who are obsessed with each other already have sort of settled in. etho and bdubs for example#and so new people coming in that makes a bit of a splash. but no one can just go be obsessed with skizz bc he's taken#he has two hermitcraft husbands already and that's the maximum allowed. (impulse and tango)#one could argue that every person on the server has two people to be obsessed with on the server#like grian has mumbo and scar to be obsessed with#i could make a chart#anyway
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Etho: How do we keep running into each other?
Joel, closing the "Find My Friends" app on his phone: Like you're not the one who's obsessed with me
#incorrect hermitcraft quotes#hermitcraft incorrect quotes#etho#ethoslab#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#boat boys#hermitcraft#hermitblr
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Wild Life Spoilers: Session 2 Alliance Report:
Teams:
The Spanners - (Mumbo, Grian, Skizz) - formerly the Sub One Club, immediately forget their idea of using crawl mode and lament that they can't be sub one anymore. Mumbo then decides they are “The Floaters” due to them becoming obsessed with the levitation ability. Luckily this doesn't stick because I could not handle an alliance that changes name every session. Mumbo and Skizz built their “base” as a series of bridges, leading to Mumbo calling them “The Spanners” since “they span things”.
Speaking of levitation, they died from that. And starvation. This was not Mumbo or Skizzes session, with Mumbo losing two life's and Skizz losing 3, halfing his amount of lives in one session. If Skizz loses one next week he will be yellow. Seems Grian's curse of outlining his alliance has started early.
The Bam-Boozelers - (Scar, Lizzie, Jimmy)
I normally have a lot of faith in all life series teams. I think anyone can make it to the end. I think this so long as it is not abundantly clear that they're doomed. I never say someone is Doomed from the star-
This team is doomed from the start. Immediately they decide that the Wild Card is that he can't heal from hunger, now this is a good first thought and is shared by other teams, though those other teams immediately realised that if that were the Wild Card everyone would die of hunger and started looking for other options.
These 3? They stuck with that idea and started making boats to travel. When they realised that their hunger reduced passively, they panicked until Grian saved them by telling everyone in chat that they could eat anything. Now, armed with this knowledge they just have to find a good and easy to use food source.
They chose stone shovels. An item that cannot be stacked and required way more effort and resources to make than was worth it. And they stuck by this even as others told them about better foods. They only stopped using shovels because of the randomisation.
How is Jimmy the most confident member on his team?
In other news, they're theme park is going well and Lizzie's Parrot is cute. Jimmy also apparently has “Big Mascot Energy”.
Renwood - (Martyn, Ren)
These dogs are just vibing. They each lose a life each, no big deal. A far cry from previous seasons, Ren is just chilling, Not going after anyone unless they go after them first and trying to get Martyn to do the same. And he actually does, not attacking anyone this session at all. He even gives up going after Jimmy for stealing their cows (an action which was by every account deserved.)
The Tuff Guys (Tango, Etho, Bdubs) (not technically together (?))
Ah yes, Team B.E.S.T without Skizz …. Considering Skizz was the only person keeping Team B.E.S.T from imploding, this can only go well!
Yeah this team is not staying together. Technically they're already breaking up, with Bdubs saying they should only look out for themselves and insisting they live in different houses. Bdubs even cements this mentality by fully encouraging Scar to help kill Tango for no reason.
As for the “Tuff” part, Etho has decided that they need to be tougher and take what they want from people. You know, not to be nice or polite.
Luckily we can see how this works in practice, as Gem encourages him to go be tough to the Final Girls, let's see how Etho is an not being nice:
● he greets Scott and Cleo
● makes small talk
● politely asks for copper
● tries to stop Pearl stealing from them since he doesn't know she's on they're team
● takes more of the stuff he was told he could have
● gives them obsidian in return anyway
● and still feels bad about it.
Yeah not only was this the least tough Etho had ever been, the Girls almost certainly didn't notice and probably won't even care when they do. Great job Etho.
The Fast And The Furious (Gem, Joel)
This session, Gem announced her plan to make friends so people don't judge them based on 5 seasons worth of going insane every time they go red. This lasts for 3 minutes before other people arrive, Scar misunderstands instructions, Etho lets the cops out and the Final Girls partake in their favourite pastime of miscommunication and insisting their own teammates are doing something they aren't.
Other attempts to make friends do go better, with Gem arguably being on good terms with everyone except two people. So that's good.
Gem also builds a cute little Bard that I give a session before it's burnt down or has a Creeper hole in it. Joel spends all session building a car. Everyone on the server thinks it's hideous, mainly because it is hideous.
The Final Girls - (Scott, Pearl, Cleo, Impulse, Bigb)
Somehow the most stable team here, even if it is mostly out of spite. Yeah this team will stay together, the core four have never betrayed anyone unless an outside faction is involved. They're safe. Even if they continue the tradition of forgetting all the bad stuff they did and only reimbursing bad stuff their teammates did (what do you mean Pearl doesn't trust people based on what happened in previous seasons? That was you, Cleo!)
Oh Bigb also joined this session. Though I imagine this will be a Heart Foundation situation where he bases alone despite being on the team.
Scott and Cleo spend a lot of time this session fixing the mistakes Pearl and Impulse make by acting how they always do. A house and wall are built and Pearl and Impulse prepare revenge plans on Grian and Martyn. Pearl encourages Impulse not to tell the others, seemingly forgetting that Cleo and Bigb are addicted to revenge and would have no problem with this.
Alliances and Friendships:
Lizzie and Gem
these two agree to team up if their teammates die. Since their teammates are idiots.
Remember, Lizzie is the one who made the stone shovel plan.
Spanners Vs Bammers
The Bam-Boozelers still hate the Spanners, dropping their reputation all the way to zero. Mumbo and Skizz either don't realise this or don't care. Grian was gone almost all session mining so can't really say what his thoughts on the situation are.
The Family - (Joel, Etho, Gem)
Etho is indoctrinated into yet another family, though he seems more willing to be present for this one. When Tuff Guys breaks up like 5 minutes into session 3, we all know where he's going.
Also Scar might also be part of the family though every else seems to just ignore this.
Spanners Vs Tango
The Spanners are really angry at Tango for accidentally killing Skizz. They seem satisfied with manifesting his death through belief, but it seems they haven't let him off the hook yet. We all know Bdubs won't help him
Joel might also be mad at Tango since he ate the wheels of his ugly car.
Mumbo & Jimmy still hate Renwood
Mumbo still doesn't trust Martyn after the enchanter fiasco and Jimmy attempts to get revenge for the cow theft. Ren and Martyn have chosen to ignore this, Mumbo seems to have forgotten he was angry, and Jimmy is satisfied that he got revenge.
Ren buys his friends
Ren bought Gem and Tangos friendship through iron. Will this hold up? No.
Gem has beef with team oblivious
Gem hates Pearl and Impulse this season. They are at the top of her inevitable murder list.
● The Final Girls came round for a visit
● Impulse was accused of stealing
● He said he wouldt stela since he knows what it's like to be stolen from
● Gem took this as him amusing her of stealing
● Scott cut him off before he could explain himself by saying he was purposely antagonising them
● Gem cut both of them off by ranting about how much she doesn't trust them
Stellar miscommunication guys, great job as always. Please never change, the series would be way less funny if you did.
Pearl also made it worse by trying to Poison Gem 30 minutes later. Woopsie.
Neither Pearl nor Impulse notice that Gem hates them and the others refuse to tell them.
#life series#traffic life series#traffic life#traffic life smp#life series smp#pearlescentmoon#the life series#life smp#geminitay#mumbojumbo#grian#skizzleman#martyn littlewood#rendog#goodtimeswithscar#ldshadowlady#jimmy solidarity#scott smajor#zombie cleo#bigbstatz#impulsesv#smallishbeans#etho slab#bdubbleo100#tango tek#wild life smp#wild life spoilers
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gem and joel and etho are all obsessed with each other but crucially i think the vibes are soooo different between them. gem and joel are best friends and cool kids who support each other 100% before anything else. the etho gem obsession is like that of siblings, the younger one idolising the older and the older always bothering the younger. and etho is joel’s work wife and joel is etho’s manic pixie dream girl. and theyre all obsessed with bdubs
#joel has lizzie and joel also has his work wives#jimmy and etho and sausage#smallishbeans#geminitay#ethoslab#bdoubleo100
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This has to be the most unhinged rant this season right
Like what can possibly top this
"They should just go for it, they should just start making out like what's stopping them?" - Mythical J Sausage about Boat boys
#No I'm serious I really think we met the peak of insanity for this season#What is Joel gonna do about this now#I think we got it all wrong guys..I think everyone else is obsessed with Etho and Joel not just them with each other#smallishbeans#ethoslab#hermitcraft#boat boys
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In love with the way the boat boys are obsessed with each other yet refuse to admit it. Joel “changed his skin to etho fanboy shirt once and now eefos obsessed with him obviously” Beans. Etho “watches all of Joel’s hardcore episodes but only on auto play obviously” slab. Insane behavior. Good job guys.
#ghostlywhispers#hermitcraft#hc10#hermitcraft season 10#boat boys#double life#etho#ethoslab#joel smallishbeans#rotating them in my mind#and the way they keep calling the other obsessed#they’re insane your honor
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