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grian has apologised every time he’s permakilled scar…

they apologised to each other in the cactus ring, he said “if this is how it ends, i’m so sorry, scar” when he was leading the warden up, and he said i’m sorry right before he hit scar in limited life…

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Scar: "Cub loves the POE we do a lot for him"

Cub: "Eh, wouldn't go that far"

Scar: *laughing* "I walked into that"

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scampers in giveme the buge you know the one

Two bugs >:)

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Scar: "Cub loves the Poe, we do a great job for him!"

Cub: "I wouldn't go that far"

-JoeHills Livestream November 21st 2024

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quick shitpost redraw of that miraculous comic

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Hey guys we always talk about how grian and scar never left the desert and all that but also i don’t think mumbo left the ghast bridge…

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I think my favourite thing about the scarian and grumbo debate is that we're all stuck in the damn desert

Desert duo doesn't need explanation but how has NO ONE mentioned how grumbo started Sahara, aka the Arabic word for desert aka the largest desert in the world (I think)

Scarian might be trapped in that damn desert but grumbo threw the potato that got them stuck there

In this essay I will-

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okay so i have not written fanfiction in YEARS but your uncomfy post about pearl stumbling upon scar could not leave my brain and i just had to write this i don't know what came over me

(fair warning - this is 850+ words, and it's basically just me braindumping about the same scenario you just wrote about) -> tw cannibalism, gore (?)

Of course there’s always the nervous feeling about being the new person on the server. The hermits have all known each other for years and knew things about one another that you don’t just learn over a day to say the least. Despite that, Pearl did find comfort in having her brother by her side and his closest friends, who she’s met through various build swap events.

So it shouldn't come as a surprise that she settled down in Boatem in the end. They all got along really well and it’s been an exciting couple of months spending her time on terraforming and building, crazy Boatem meetings, flipping everyone's animals upside down, stealing Bdubs’ clocks and most importantly; just having fun.

It's an awfully quiet day in Boatem. Everyone’s been busy with their own projects lately, and Pearl was, quite frankly, bored. She wasn't in the mood however to fly across the server to bug Keralis or Bdubs, so she was currently just walking along Grains train. 

It happened when she was casually snooping in Grians chests, wanting to see what he sold so that she could come up with some ideas of new items to sell in her own shop without having to compete with the biggest shop on the server. She heard a scream. A really painfully human scream.

It came from the Midnight Alley, which immediately put her on edge. As she worryingly made her way towards Grians base, she almost convinced herself that she’d imagined the scream. For all she knew, it could’ve just been the wind.. Right?

That is, until she heard it again. The anguished scream made her gut wrench, and with a slight hesitation in her rushing steps, she made it into the alley. The scream was horrible in a sense that Pearl wasn’t even sure she wanted to know what could cause such a sound. 

As she made her way closer, more painful noises could be heard further down the street, and it wasn’t until she heard a familiar grunt that she froze on her spot. It couldn't be..? Pearl rushed down the alley, a new fear growing in her stomach, making her panic in a way she very rarely does.

The next time she hears another scream, she whips her head to the left to meet the sound, and in her hurry, she almost misses the small, dark, and slightly eerie alley radiating out from the corner of the building she just ran past. 

Without thinking, she makes her way down the new alley, chills running down her spine and adrenaline pumping in her ears. She comes to a stop in front of a red door, and with a shaking hand, she turns the handle. With being so close to the source of the screams, new alarming noises reached her ears. 

A mucilaginous munching sound could be heard faintly in the background as Pearl made her way down the stairs. She’s holding her breath as she gets closer and closer to the sounds, only to let out a strangled gasp at what she sees at the end of the stairs.

It was Grian. It’s her own brother. With his eyes squeezed together, his nose wrinkled, and with lowered eyebrows, he lets out another painful grunt. He’s laying on a bed, covered in fluids she didn't even want to comprehend, with another person hunched over him.

She almost stormed in, ready to do whatever it took to free Grian from the situation, until she realized who it was. Scar. It was Scar. Her neighbor. The person she's spent several Boatem sleepovers with. The person that always let her come pet his cat Jellie whenever everything got just a tiny bit too overwhelming.

It was Scar. The one that always had a way with his words that made it impossible for anyone to decline whatever deal he was coming up with. The one who always went the extra mile to help anyone in need, whether it was terraforming tips or silly shenanigans. 

It was Scar. one of Grian’s best friends. A person she’s known for years after meeting him during a build swap game. A person she looked up to as a builder and terraformer. A person that always made her smile. A person she could trust..?

With Pearl being too shocked to interrupt, Grian suddenly dies. Scar gets up from his hunched-over position, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand as Grian respawns again.

"You good now?" Grian asks with a slightly annoyed huff.

"Yeah! Thank you so much; that was delicious." Scar replied with a grin on his face.

Grian let out a giggle at that, continuing the conversation with Scar, not noticing Pearl standing frozen halfway through the doorway in disbelief. 

The hermits have all known each other for years and knew things about one another that you don’t just learn over a day to say the least. Despite that, Pearl couldn’t help but feel like a cannibal being a member of the server might’ve been one of the things she should’ve been told on the first day.

AHFJFJDKAOAO YOOOOO THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! OH MY GOD

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i feel like the average current goodtimeswithscar viewer is unaware that he is a cannibal canonically and i think that should change. here's what i think should happen because it would be funny: scar gets some food item retextured to look like one of the heads (like how xisuma did with bonemeal i think?) and then he just. eats it. he eats the head in front of someone and then he flies away. its only from that person's pov. he doesn't include it in his pov. nobody believes them. it would satisfy my vex scar cannibal needs

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Hey Hermitblr? What's your niche bit of Hermitcraft lore that nobody talks about but you're never getting over?

Mine's Pamela the cow.

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"If I didn't love you, I'd barbecue you. Well, I suppose that's what unconditional love is. Keeps you from barbecuing your loved ones."

Mhm, yeah, wise words coming from the canonical cannibal

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literally cannot get over people extending “he’s a silly goofy guy :)” to scar’s canonical cannibalism like excusing the scamming and the murder is one thing but is he REALLY charming we’re gonna call eating people silly goofy behavior? this is rhetorical the answer is yes

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Hello! I decided to do a research presentation on the "cannibalism" tag and it's relations to the MCYT communities on AO3! I looked into time frames, overall fandom data, individual character data and made a hopefully coherent conclusion on the information I gathered. I will be posting a link to my very messy excel file where I stored the base information via reblog, so check the notes.

I used canva for the statistics graphs and indesign to put this together... And a big big thank you and a shout out to my very good friend @theslyvoid9 who made 99% of the drawings used in this presentation and who also helped me look up data!!!

I hope you enjoy this little project of ours! Also please remember that this was made in pure fun, so please don't be rude to anyone. If there are typos or weird number errors, or if we missed out on some SMPs I am very sorry ^_^

Enjoy!

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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SCARIAN CANNIBALISM FICS???

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truly nobody does it like GoodTimesWithScar. bro minmaxed his charisma in character creation and now hes the bard of the party that wrecks the entire enemy team with status debuffs. he could have thirteen boyfriends and i wouldn’t even question it. in fact id ask if i could be the fourteenth. bro routinely cons people out of their clothes, their livelihoods, their souls. he does this all while falling flat on his face btw. hes so babygirl boyfailure little scamp i think i need to put him into so many situations. on the same server he has people scared to death of him and people pitying him as if he were a poor little victorian era orphan dying of tuberculosis on the street corner. he has his tits out ALWAYS and his ass is falling out of his shorts. he will take any opportunity to strip naked not for any flirtatious or sexual desire but simply because he can. he is both hyper and hypo aware of everything going on around him at all times. he flies into walls at least three times a day. hes afraid of clowns. setting things on fire is second nature to him. he won secret life by being as crazily unfuckable as possible to the people around him. did i mention that hes a cannibal also

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dtiys by @stiffyck !!!

poor babygirl is going through it

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very quick @stiffyck's dtiys!

always wanted to draw last life scar, this was a great opportunity :)