#jock harry potter

[hp-fanfic-archive]

Come as You Are by peachpety Pairing: Harry/Draco Rating: E Word Count: 3k If asked, Harry Potter would categorize his high school senior year as normal: football, friends, and one devastating crush on his tutor, Draco Malfoy. When presented with an opportunity to help Draco, Harry rises to the occasion. Unfortunately, so does his dick. Sparks fly and alarms blare… and the Hogwarts Owlz Gossip twitter feed blows up. Or: the one where an inconvenient erection brings them together.

[wolvesandshine]

I need more jock! regulus fics like he was also an athlete okay and he’s a black so he never does things in halves. I need regulus being buff or if not at the very least having the biggest sleeper build of all time. I need him to appear all calm and collected until his favourite quidditch team/football team is on then he goes crazy - he yells and screams and has zero filter. I need him to do workouts at home cause wdym he’s going to slack in the holidays he’s a black - just jock regulus guys

[ugly-cactus]

the author of hp uses femininity so often to immediately communicate a character's virtue to the reader... you're supposed to dislike "too" feminine characters like umbridge, rita skeeter, fleur, pansy, lavender, trelawney, etc... the author's writing mocks feminine women for being vain, frivolous, or incompetent, which is quite demeaning for a "feminist." but she also bashes women who aren't feminine enough, like petunia (thin and unmotherly), marge, rita skeeter. rita gets a second round...she dresses feminine but the author describes her as physically "mannish"

bonus round for less traditionally masculine men. queer-coding villains isn't new, but note that a lot of her male antagonists are portrayed as feminine also... particularly snape, literally voldemort, draco, lucius (perhaps mostly in the movie). is this supposed to make them appear more sinister?

[saintsenara]

Do you think Tom and Harry would have petty generational clashes? Like Tom is really into like butterscotch and porridge and hates Americans while Harry gets really into like fusion cuisine and Nirvana or something (idk anything about what English dudes in their respective generations like but you get what I mean)

the two of them spend multiple nights per week having a screaming row about how nobody:

wears hats anymore suitably distrusts the scouse anymore has an opinion on freemasonry anymore suitably distrusts italians anymore knows how to dance anymore suitably distrusts the yanks anymore makes proper films anymore suitably distrusts the french anymore disciplines their children properly anymore suitably distrusts the irish anymore understands the true meaning of halloween anymore [something voldemort canonically thinks - more proof he hates the yanks, i fear] suitably distrusts the scottish anymore dresses smartly anymore suitably distrusts the greeks anymore makes do and mend anymore suitably distrusts the germans anymore understands hardship anymore suitably distrusts the russians anymore [although this is because i'd put cash on harry not realising he lived during the cold war] respects their elders anymore suitably distrusts [insert racial or religious identity] anymore keeps a stiff upper lip anymore [big talk coming from lord "commits murder with the slightest provocation"...] suitably distrusts anyone with an overt regional accent anymore has a proper work ethic anymore suitably distrusts both communists and fascists anymore saves their money anymore suitably distrusts dumbledore anymore appreciates life anymore

this is their version of foreplay.

[handledwithgloves]

can anyone recommend me a drarry fic where harrry’s in love and draco’s like “wtf is this? i thought u hated me?” but the whole time harry thought they were dating and just taking things slow (pref dmhp but hpdm is ok too if its not weird*)

[genericpuff]

re: your tags on the rowling / musk post, specifically villains on saturday morning cartoons > wondering why we hate those who emulate it

idk if you ever played toontown, but i’ll always find it hilarious that disney released a game all about fighting big corporations from taking over small businesses, where the enemies (aka cogs (in the machine)) are all named after idioms / insults for types of corp employees (i.e. pencil pusher, ambulance chaser, big wig, loan shark, cold caller); esp considering disney is the Perfect example of the types of corporations that the game teaches you are evil and soulless. honestly, it’s a game i hold near and dear to my heart, and i recommend trying out toontown rewritten if you ever feel like it

i have NOT played toontown but i remember seeing the commercials for it all the time at like, the end of DVD's n junk and REALLY WANTING TO PLAY IT but ofc we didn't have a computer most of the time growing up and when we did it was hooked up with dial-up that my parents always got really clutchy over (idk if this was just a circumstance of the time period but like. did anyone else have a parent who acted like it was a life-or-death scenario if they missed even a single phone call ??? because my folks definitely did LOL) so something like toontown was just not in the cards LOL but I didn't know Toontown Rewritten was a thing so... maybe it's time for me to make another one of my childhood self's dreams come true (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

but that is really ironic, it's wild (and sad honestly) how so many accomplished writers and creators can become disconnected from what they originally represented and wrote about through... the disillusionment of fame and wealth i guess ??? or maybe it was just mold on the walls the whole time ?? 💀😆 i mean shit even rowling herself told a story about a boy literally living in the closet who finally escaped and went on to fight against an organization of literal fucking wizard nazi's, and yet now she seemingly missed the entire point of why kids resonated with her books so much and why they saw it as an inspiring message of hope and acceptance and love and persevering and standing up against literal fucking fascism ??? hello ???

actually there was a great video i watched a while ago about how despite the messages we took away from those books growing up, the HP books were also completely manufactured through the lens of capitalism, like not just as a franchise but on a narrative level. def give it a watch because it really kinda blew my mind and opened up a whole new perspective on the series for me LOL

[teddytheartist]

Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry

I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe

[alwayshinny]

Ginny Weasley 👑 - The most underrated character in hp, and the girl who deserves so much more love than she receives in fandom.

[blurryobjects]

a gift for a special gal

[moreespressoformydepresso]

Percy as Elphaba and Oliver as Glinda

Except in Defying Gravity they switch roles

[riiiska]

richard gansey III and james potter I

separated by universes, united by vibes.

[rewritingcanon]

did you know you can tell if someone is not a nextgen-predominant fan just from the way they characterise and write james sirius potter? did you also know you can tell which among those people like snape and which like the marauders more? just from the way they write james sirius potter.

[l-archiduchesse]

I realized that was the first time I drew Ron.

There's some funny things going around with jock!Harry and I might said after drawing him that I'm now really into it (I thought I didn't like muscles on guys but damn).

I love Tom but he totally deserves the middle finger.

I intended to draw only the first one, then thought it was funny to add the second one then thought it would be funny to add the third one and then remembered I should work more on learning to love and that it wasn't a good idea to draw if I needed to write so at least you have a draft lol

[made-by-moon]

James is jock coded. Combining his quidditch obsession and aspirations with the Marauders' pranks, he would constantly be bumbed, pushed, punched, ect.

Because of that, he would constantly break his glasses cause this boi has no understanding of responsibility or self care.

AND BECAUSE OF THAT, and because Lily loves him and she's a genius, she would make him a pair of self repairing glasses. Every time they broke, they would go back to their original state as if nothing had happened. Something like regeneration.

Lily worked hard on them and James loves them. He never needed another pair ever since.

(It would also be nice if Harry inherited them. This boy needs them.)

[jackie4dinner]

James the type of guy to say “this one is for you” before shooting a hoop only to miss terribly.

[between-the-pages-ofa-book]

I will forever defend all 4 of the kids from the Triwizard Tournament with my life.