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The golden trio

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friendly reminder that Harry Potter

at eleven, was described by his teachers as ‘bright’

at the same age, according to the Sorting Hat: “Not a bad mind, either. There’s talent, oh my goodness, yes” and “You could be great, you know, it’s all here in your head”

mastered the challenging Patronus Charm at thirteen and proceeded to teach it at fifteen

resisted the Imperius Curse at fourteen and soon learned to throw it off completely, even when cast by the incredibly powerful Voldemort

also at fourteen, learned to cast a powerful Accio Charm

at fifteen, was training other students

at the same age, under extreme stress, tested as ‘exceeds expectations’ or ‘outstanding’ in every subject that required actual magic (including the dreaded Potions)

same age, cast a briefly effective Cruciatus Curse

at sixteen, became a star Potions student simply by following superior instructions

at seventeen, successfully cast the Imperius Curse on his first try, and used it repeatedly

at the same age, cast a successful Cruciatus Curse

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Golden trio

It was the 90's! Yeah babe!

I read a head canon saying Harry hated tight clothes after his childhood with the Dursley, always wearing Dudley's too big for him stuff. So here he is in his baggy!

Hermione's in high colored outfit

And Ron with the inevitable combo backpack/army jacket.

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I’ve gotten into the marauders recently and whenever I encounter guilt about interacting with hp fandom despite jkr being a terf im always a little surprised by how little guilt I feel even tho I hate that woman.

And then I remember that for years my only interaction with hp was through tomarry…which is in a way the truest and most complete bastardisation of the hp ip. I love bottom voldemort. At this point hp is a friend I went hiking with and then cannibalised when we got lost in the woods. I’m bringing zero positive attention to hp when I go on tumblr and say ‘Twinkie tom riddle getting RAILED by Harry Potter and then getting mpregnant’. I am bringing the attention of freaks and weirdos. Jkr would shoot me dead if she could

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Can you imagine Tom being this clingy with Harry? Because I can, every day.

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Hope there's more bottom or switch Tom Tomarry fics in 2025...

Dunno why Ham writers are often trolled and hounded.

How a fictional characters has sex is a creative endeavor and headcanon. Why take it so personally?

I hope so too! Bottom or switch Tom/Voldemort fics are so good and it'd be great to see more of them for sure.

It’s honestly wild how some people feel the need to bash others just because their preferences don’t match. Fan fiction is meant for people to write and read what they enjoy. There’s no reason to invade someone’s space when a take doesn’t align with your own. If something isn’t your thing, scroll past. No one’s forcing anyone to engage with content they don’t like.

Instead of bringing negativity into other people's spaces, it's easier to curate your own experience. Mute tags, avoid certain authors and stick to what makes you happy. Really not that hard.

At the end of the day, how a character engages in a relationship is all headcanon. There’s no universal rule for what's in character when it comes to fan fiction, especially for something so subjective and as personal as sex. The books don't even cover that anyway. Write what makes you happy, read what you enjoy and let others do the same. It's basic fandom etiquette.

On that note, let me just shout out my appreciation for the ham nation. It's beautiful out there.

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Voldemort with a vaginaaa yes so true

Since Harry didn't see anything dangling between Voldemort's legs when he rose out of the cauldron I'm assuming Voldemort actually has a vagina

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Ahhhh Harry deserves the world and more. Be free of all the burden he was saddled with, explore himself and enjoy his life with no pressure.

it’s too bad that the fact that harry is quite literally the jesus christ of the wizarding world really damages his ability to follow his promising career as a professional seeker. viktor krum, best seeker in the world, genuinely compliments harry on how well he flies and harry starts to have an intelligent conversation with him about their techniques… ludo bagman ANOTHER professional athlete IMMEDIATELY comments upon harry’s incredible flying ability like… auror who???? like, relax. take a few years off and just go be the best seeker alive, why not? you are literally going to become minister of magic anyway at some point and you are literally swimming in ancestral peverell gold… go. go be a seeker. have a gay experience. travel the world in a kind-spirited and incredibly laid back environment. you’ll still have a lot of adventures but you might just be stoned for half of them. you’ve seen death harry. it’s time

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Omg😭😭😭

all top/bottom discourse aside, the most shocking thing to me is that calling tom a twink is controversial

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Why do people hate botTOM when it's so glaringly obvious that tom/voldemort is a twink

But I found this on twitter and immediately thought auror harry arresting tom. (I think I might have a thing for that) You can yuri the yaoi or yaoi the yuri. I'd love it either way🫶

Don’t know why I decided that Tom is barefoot but it feels right

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Handsome masc harry and pretty femme tommmmmmmmmm

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Eldritch horror master of death harry and tom AAAAAAAAA

The only ship dynamic that 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚. 🖤

Monster X Human

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Omega in heat

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Harry carrying his pretty boys yessssss

Ok hear me out

Harry carrying tom, draco and Cedric???

I DONT KNOW HOW TO TAG THIS BECAUSE I DONT THINK THE CED/HAR PEOPLE WOULD APPRECIATE MY TOMARRY BLOG 😭

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Brattiest brat to ever brat

Tom is a brat

Nothing else to add

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AAAA THANK YOU! I'm glad you liked it! Tom and Harry are just made for each other, aren't they?

I wrote a fic!! It's based on this artwork by @augustuscaesarsalad

Arrest

Summary:

Don't ask Harry Potter how to capture a murderer, because he'll only teach you how to manhandle one.

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I wrote a fic!! It's based on this artwork by @augustuscaesarsalad

Arrest

Summary:

Don't ask Harry Potter how to capture a murderer, because he'll only teach you how to manhandle one.