#jock!harry
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
I realized that was the first time I drew Ron.
There's some funny things going around with jock!Harry and I might said after drawing him that I'm now really into it (I thought I didn't like muscles on guys but damn).
I love Tom but he totally deserves the middle finger.
I intended to draw only the first one, then thought it was funny to add the second one then thought it would be funny to add the third one and then remembered I should work more on learning to love and that it wasn't a good idea to draw if I needed to write so at least you have a draft lol
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
I need more jock! regulus fics like he was also an athlete okay and he’s a black so he never does things in halves. I need regulus being buff or if not at the very least having the biggest sleeper build of all time. I need him to appear all calm and collected until his favourite quidditch team/football team is on then he goes crazy - he yells and screams and has zero filter. I need him to do workouts at home cause wdym he’s going to slack in the holidays he’s a black - just jock regulus guys
#did i crawl out of a ditch to post this#yes yes i did#WHY ARE THERE SO FEW JOCK REGULUS#like i get the appeal of him doing ballet/figure skating or whatever#but have you considered BOTH#he also does field hockey and idk like wrestling on the side and the flexibility makes him unstoppable#he’s a double threat#also he plays quidditch#!!!!#like he’s supposed to be the fastest#so ofc he works out cmon people#please i’m begging more jock regulus fics guys#regulus black#marauders#marauders era#marauders era funny#marauders era textpost#harry potter#jegulus#james potter#starchaser#sunseeker
575 notes
·
View notes
Text
the author of hp uses femininity so often to immediately communicate a character's virtue to the reader... you're supposed to dislike "too" feminine characters like umbridge, rita skeeter, fleur, pansy, lavender, trelawney, etc... the author's writing mocks feminine women for being vain, frivolous, or incompetent, which is quite demeaning for a "feminist." but she also bashes women who aren't feminine enough, like petunia (thin and unmotherly), marge, rita skeeter. rita gets a second round...she dresses feminine but the author describes her as physically "mannish"
bonus round for less traditionally masculine men. queer-coding villains isn't new, but note that a lot of her male antagonists are portrayed as feminine also... particularly snape, literally voldemort, draco, lucius (perhaps mostly in the movie). is this supposed to make them appear more sinister?
#harry potter#hp fandom#hp meta#gender#breaking: terf uses gender non-comformity to color-code bad guys#ginny's weepy shy girl to cool jock chill gf arc is another can of worms#it's been said before but ginny has so much wasted potential. girl pls#feminism
64 notes
·
View notes
Note
Do you think Tom and Harry would have petty generational clashes? Like Tom is really into like butterscotch and porridge and hates Americans while Harry gets really into like fusion cuisine and Nirvana or something (idk anything about what English dudes in their respective generations like but you get what I mean)
the two of them spend multiple nights per week having a screaming row about how nobody:
wears hats anymore suitably distrusts the scouse anymore has an opinion on freemasonry anymore suitably distrusts italians anymore knows how to dance anymore suitably distrusts the yanks anymore makes proper films anymore suitably distrusts the french anymore disciplines their children properly anymore suitably distrusts the irish anymore understands the true meaning of halloween anymore [something voldemort canonically thinks - more proof he hates the yanks, i fear] suitably distrusts the scottish anymore dresses smartly anymore suitably distrusts the greeks anymore makes do and mend anymore suitably distrusts the germans anymore understands hardship anymore suitably distrusts the russians anymore [although this is because i'd put cash on harry not realising he lived during the cold war] respects their elders anymore suitably distrusts [insert racial or religious identity] anymore keeps a stiff upper lip anymore [big talk coming from lord "commits murder with the slightest provocation"...] suitably distrusts anyone with an overt regional accent anymore has a proper work ethic anymore suitably distrusts both communists and fascists anymore saves their money anymore suitably distrusts dumbledore anymore appreciates life anymore
this is their version of foreplay.
#asks answered#tomarrymort#harry potter#tom riddle#lord voldemort#he'd have an unreal line in retro slurs for nationalities we all know it#harry's frantically trying to work out who “mick” “fritz” and “jock” are
95 notes
·
View notes
Text
can anyone recommend me a drarry fic where harrry’s in love and draco’s like “wtf is this? i thought u hated me?” but the whole time harry thought they were dating and just taking things slow (pref dmhp but hpdm is ok too if its not weird*)
#weird as in draco is a hyper twink and harry is a dumb big hot jock#i want normal drarry pls 😭#drarry#draco malfoy#harry potter#pro drarry#drarry fic recs#drarry fic idea#drarry fic ideas
69 notes
·
View notes
Note
re: your tags on the rowling / musk post, specifically villains on saturday morning cartoons > wondering why we hate those who emulate it
idk if you ever played toontown, but i’ll always find it hilarious that disney released a game all about fighting big corporations from taking over small businesses, where the enemies (aka cogs (in the machine)) are all named after idioms / insults for types of corp employees (i.e. pencil pusher, ambulance chaser, big wig, loan shark, cold caller); esp considering disney is the Perfect example of the types of corporations that the game teaches you are evil and soulless. honestly, it’s a game i hold near and dear to my heart, and i recommend trying out toontown rewritten if you ever feel like it
i have NOT played toontown but i remember seeing the commercials for it all the time at like, the end of DVD's n junk and REALLY WANTING TO PLAY IT but ofc we didn't have a computer most of the time growing up and when we did it was hooked up with dial-up that my parents always got really clutchy over (idk if this was just a circumstance of the time period but like. did anyone else have a parent who acted like it was a life-or-death scenario if they missed even a single phone call ??? because my folks definitely did LOL) so something like toontown was just not in the cards LOL but I didn't know Toontown Rewritten was a thing so... maybe it's time for me to make another one of my childhood self's dreams come true (´。• ᵕ •。`) ♡
but that is really ironic, it's wild (and sad honestly) how so many accomplished writers and creators can become disconnected from what they originally represented and wrote about through... the disillusionment of fame and wealth i guess ??? or maybe it was just mold on the walls the whole time ?? 💀😆 i mean shit even rowling herself told a story about a boy literally living in the closet who finally escaped and went on to fight against an organization of literal fucking wizard nazi's, and yet now she seemingly missed the entire point of why kids resonated with her books so much and why they saw it as an inspiring message of hope and acceptance and love and persevering and standing up against literal fucking fascism ??? hello ???
actually there was a great video i watched a while ago about how despite the messages we took away from those books growing up, the HP books were also completely manufactured through the lens of capitalism, like not just as a franchise but on a narrative level. def give it a watch because it really kinda blew my mind and opened up a whole new perspective on the series for me LOL
youtube
#anon ama#anon ask me anything#ask me anything#ama#harry potter really is just a story about a popular jock who marries his high school sweetheart and then becomes a cop LOL#all cops are bastards#and that includes harry potter :)
72 notes
·
View notes
Text
Asffsdghskjsllksj Brown Harry
I did more than just this one drawing but it’s sketches and I’m tired so have this, I’ll post more tmrw hehe
#look at him omg#i like my men bloody as you can see#i hyper focused on this for 3 hrs straight no breaks no music no nothin#something took over my body for a bit#scary shit#anyyyyways#in my little brainrot head#harry potter#is an actual sarcastic shithead#just clinically obsessed with quidditch and Draco Malfoy#just a little idiot jock#but sweet sweet Jesus is EVERYONE obsessed w himmm#omg#he actually would say “but I AM the choseN oNeE#just to piiisssss hermione off#brown harry potter#drarry#draco malfoy#also pleaseee mercy#i do not know how to render I’m trashy at it#im aware he looks a wittle more latino than Indian I’m sorry I can’t be heLPED#sniffs sniffs in Mexican
222 notes
·
View notes
Text
If y'all wanna give me tips : paypal.me/g1fanblog
Don't forget to subscribe to my account I'm gonna try to be more active on here, don't forget to put your notifications on for my blog since I don't post often so that way you know when I do.
240 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ginny Weasley 👑 - The most underrated character in hp, and the girl who deserves so much more love than she receives in fandom.
#y'all need to stop with the hate#fandom seems to hate strong women#there's nothing you can say to change my mind#she's honest kind witty strong physically and mentally smart drop dead gorgeous complete jock and a POETIC GENIUS#yeah she's short tempered but what girl isn't when she's going through puberty!? and had to deal with the crap she did?? HUH!?#and for the love of god stop comparing movie!ginny with book!ginny because book!ginny would have kicked movie!ginny in the ass#weasley is our queen#movie!ginny was horrible#i love her so much#my girl#ginevra weasley#ginny weasley#harry potter#harry potter ai#ai generated
61 notes
·
View notes
Text
a gift for a special gal
#hermione granger#luna lovegood#ginny weasley#gryffindor#ravenclaw#jock ginny#crookshanks#harry potter girls#my art
29 notes
·
View notes
Text
Trump Weird News - Stern Hates Trump Voters!
"I don't hate the guy. I hate the people who vote for him," Howard Stern continued his talk with Trump supporter. "I think they're stupid. I do. I'll be honest with you, I have no respect for you.”
#weird news#trump#donald trump#trump 2024#kamala harris#kamala#harris#weird#harris 2024#harris walz 2024#howard stern#shock jock#radio#hates trump voters#taylor swift#stern
40 notes
·
View notes
Text
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
Percy as Elphaba and Oliver as Glinda
Except in Defying Gravity they switch roles
#harry potter#percy weasley#oliver wood#i’ve always thought defying gravity’s opening lines fit them too well#percy will do anything for his ambition#oliver refuses to bow down to anyone#their friendship screams those two tbh#oliver’s the popular jock and Percy is the weirdo outcast#they hate each other until they’re besties for life
30 notes
·
View notes
Text
Harry Styles at a recent concert:
looks as though he may have eaten a little too much before coming out. his rounded belly is on show
#men getting fatter#fit to fat#fat men#fat belly#fat#fatty#sexy belly#beer belly#cute belly#full belly#getting bigger#men gaining waight#male weight gain#weight gain#bloatedtummy#harry styles#gif#dadbod#ex jock#male feedee#chubby men#1 direction
525 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ginny Weasley ❤️
#a force to be reckoned with#my girl#i love her#the most underrated character of hp#she's gorgeous kind witty smart brave and a complete jock... you can't beat that#I don’t think she knows how beautiful she is#i see her as someone who is naturally beautiful and doesn't need much makeup nor does she wear much#potters week#ginny weasley#ginevra molly weasley#ginevra weasley#harry potter ai#ai generated
73 notes
·
View notes