#jaykory

[jaykorianddickkoriforlife]

Kori: Please don't.

Jason: I'm tired of it, Kori. I want to get rid of it.

Kori: But it's so pretty! I love it!

Jason: Oh yeah, every guy wants to hear their girl say something of theirs is pretty. No! It's tacky, and I'm getting rid of it.

Kori: Bu-

Jason: It's my hair, Kor!!! I'm getting rid of the white! That's it. I'm not shaving my hair off, I'm just going back to black. Okay? So relax. It's literally just hair.

Kori: ...

Kori: Fine.

Jason: Se-

Kori: I'll do it with you.

Jason: ... What?

Kori: We'll both go dye it black. Do you think I'll look more like Kom afterwards?

Jason: ...

Kori: I mean, it's just hair, right? Bye bye white, bye bye red.

Jason: ...

Kori: Ooo, maybe I should try blonde, or-

Jason: I'm keeping the white.

Kori: Yeah, that's what I thought.

[vodrae]

Starfire presses her lips against Red Hood's to share vital informations with him as quickly as possible. Calmly Jason says

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU USED TO KISS MY FUCKING BROTHER WITH THAT MOUTH ! EWWWW ! EWWWW !"

[onnahu]

So I was just thinking about how most of Jason's non-canon ships are just a big fuck you to his family, and I needed to compile it. It just became funnier with that.

Disclaimer: I do not include batcest, but beside that, it's not about what ship is good and what not. You don't ship it, that's okay. I don't ship or loke some of them either. It's just about hillarity of it all. Be respectful.

JayRoy - steal your brother's ex-best friend (or even funnier, steal your ex if we want pas DickRoy)

JayKori - and I know it's canon they have a romance/something but it's still funny in the context of Jason being a steal your ex guy fpr Dick.

Joyfire - steal your brother's ex-best friend (or ex-boyfriend if we want) and ex-girlfriend/fiance

JayBabs - also sem-canon, but is it really... Do I have to say it again? No. But I will anyways. Steal your ex guy.

JaySteph - steal your other brother's ex (althought personally I'm a fan of Jason and Cass being a steal your ex duo)

JayKon - ✨️steal your best friend✨️

Jayde - when you get together with your ex's (a firiend I guess) father and your brother's worst enemy. Hillarious. (Beside, I like to think Rose would try to get revenge by seducing one of his brothers or, even better, getting with one of Jason's exes. I just think Rose, Essence and Artemis should meet.)

JayKyle - that one is the least fuck you, but like... Kyle's a green lantern, so i'll take it as a win.

[that1emowitch]

Talia (as Jason’s mother figure bc FUCK that part one part of lost days) finding out about joyfire. Thoughts?

Hmm this is interesting.

So firstly, I think Talia would definitely approve of Kori. I mean, come on — Super powerful alien Princess who could crush men with her thighs??? HELL YES.

But Roy... Talia would do her research and find Roy's history with drug abuse, but she'd probably chill about that once she sees how far he's come since then. He's an awesome parent to Lian, and I think Talia would respect him for that (she might even wish she'd raised Damian the way Roy raises Lian).

AND they're both Dick's exes (in my AU). Dick, who Talia absolutely hates. She'd be so proud of Jason for "stealing" Dick's long-time lover and best friend.

But would they both get a "Don't Fucking Hurt My Son" talk?

Yes.

And trust me, Talia is so scary you do not wanna mess with her (6 foot tall) baby boy.

[windybluebelles]

Are we all aware that JayRoy is only an okay thing to do when Jason is already Red Hood/an ADULT?

Are we chill with the fact that him as Robin (aged 12->15) should NOT be in a relationship with a guy 5ish years older than him?

Cause that’s like, pedophilia. It’s not cute it’s weird and freaky

This also entirely applied to JayKori but I see less people shipping that with JayBin.

[nenehyuuchiha]

I don't know about you guys, but I think this is very kink

[mysticalarmand]

Dick: My ex, Jason, my ex

Jason: To be fair, Kory's hot

Dick: Then my best friend and you guys started dating BEFORE you met Lian

Jason: Okay, but I do have a thing for redheads

Dick: That's not even the worst part, you were in a team with them

Jason: ...

[liedownquisition]

dear mutuals, friends/followers, and other assorted enablers:

please send me what you would consider the most frequent SPECIFIC complaints you see people use wrt RHATO, in particular anything you, who may or may not have read it, would like to see analyzed for either challenged or have some kind of more tangible supporting evidence for why you are "objectively" correct.

I.E. "Lobdell sucks" not useful or specific

"Everyone is mischaracterized!" Closer but I need you to be more specific than that. How are they mischaravterized, can you give me an exact complaint (i.e. Kori being an airhead bimbo. Obviously, this is already on my list)

"Jason shouldn't be the leader because the other two have more experience than that snotty punk!" NOW we're cooking with gas. This is a tangible, specific complaint that I can (and will) respond to one way or the other with actual tangible discussion & citation.

*additionally I will accept things directed towards Red Hood/Arsenal

**this is specifically aimed at N52 RHATO, if you would like me to do one for Rebirth I can look into it, but it would have to be a separate post. (Post-series? I have no idea how long this will get.)

EDIT: First post here.

[local-limebug]

jason todd has so many underrated canon love interests. essence, isabel, artemis, and rose are all characters i love with him. like those are good ships. why is everyone ignoring them?

[astriddestelle]

The only reason I don’t like jayroy is because he is a titan. Canonically he was part of the fab five with dick.

Jason was still like ten when they were becoming adults.

Age gap isn’t even the issue, the issue is just why do yall ship him with Roy instead of his own friends.

Why do all of his main ships consist of his brothers leftovers (not that Roy is a leftover)

Like Artemis was fucking great, Kyle Rayner works he was never Dick’s bff like that. Same generation but it doesn’t feel like he’s a hand me down the way Roy does.

Idk. Maybe it fits that Jason gets the hand me down characters from his older brothers fab five days, going full meta with it.

Same with the Jay/Kori ship I just why why would you ship him with his brothers ex. Not to mention the ex literally the love of his life the one he almost got married too.

I just I can’t. Imagine your sibling starts dating the ex you got almost got married too, your first love, you were and probably still at in love with (fuck you DC stop trying to make Dickbabs a thing lol)

Makes me wanna scream.

I’ve said this rant before and I have to say it again until it stops popping up on my feed lol.

Ntm they completely changed Roy and Koris characters to make Jason look better but that’s a diff story.

[jaykorianddickkoriforlife]

Jason: We should start a club and call it The Middle Children.

Kori: ...

Jason: I'll let you be the team leader.

Kori: What will you be?

Jason: Your second in command, duh.

Kori: Ahh... What will Tim be?

Jason: Yea- I'm sorry. Care to repeat that again? What would who be?

Kori: Tim. He's technically now also a mid-

Jason: No.

Kori: *sighs* Jason.

Jason: No!

Kori: Hey, Damian is technically the baby now, so that pushes Tim into the middle child category.

Jason: Absolutely not. I refu- No!

Kori: As Team Leader, I revoke your status, and now make Tim my secon-

Jason: HOW DARE YOU?!?

[vodrae]

My vision of Jason Todd's relationship with addictive substances would be him in a "at least it's legal" trap with alcohol and cigarettes. I don't see him doing hard drugs like cocaine, MDMA or heroin due to his past. I can see his drinking and smoking habits being a large source of tensions with Talia, Damian, Kori...

Maybe he even went at AA meetings with Roy who got a bad episode too, alcohol or heroin depending on the canon.

But most importly, to me, he's 100% a adrenaline junkie, he feels

Alive

[onnahu]

Joyfire brainrot

Not long after The Outlaws dealt with Untitled, Cheshire cane to Roy with a suprise. It's a girl!

Roy will of course keep his daughter, but his relationship with Kori and Jason is kinda... idk, loose? Open? Kori is not into labels, and Jason has kinda screwed sense on love and relationships. So he's scared it'll be the end. They surely won't want to get involve in a whole ass child!

But, suprise, they are very much ready. Not as parents - they both have very complex issues with their own family/parents, and won'tcommit as such. But they will stick to Roy. They will help with Lian.

So, The Outlaws newer break. They stick together, and try to get handle on basic parenting and babies caring. The babyproofed the spaceship.

For now, Lian is a tiny little baby, but when she starts to grow, they have to figure out how to socialise her with other children. Where, and with who will they do that?

So. They run away to some far-ass little village. Kinda like Smalville,but with kindergarden and families that live there. They get a house, and they hide the spaceship in their garden.

And then Jason freaks out, because oh shit, he kinda left Gotham, and he bought a house, and he's the second emergency contact for Lian. (Kori's the second. Lian wanted it that way, nobody knows why.)

So he kind of get away on some mission,and Roy and Kori get super worried. Lian is sad too, because she doesn't know when Jay will be back.

Then it is time for Kori to freak out. Because she realises that that thing they had? It was loose, and open, and they never labeled what was between them. She was scared on getting hurt like with Dick. And now it became something real. She's parenting a child, even if they don't call it like that. And she loves Lian, and Jason and Roy. So she gets spooked and is like 'I'll go search for Jason' and promptly dissapear.

And then Roy freaks out. Because yes, Kori and Jason and even him were going on missions from time to time, but he's suddenly alone with Lian, and he's got no idea where his partners are!

Lian, go figure, is the smartest one. She pats Roy on the back and says the will obviously be back, because they obviously love each other. When Jason and Kori are back, slightly more freaked out, she also pats them and is like 'dad loves you, and i love you, you can't dissapear like that. Dad was very sad'.

With that, they have very adult conversation about their feeling, and they kinda say out loud that they're exclusive and together, and they love each other.

Fast forward, let's say a year. The summer break is on, and Lian wants to go to space. And joyfire are suckers for her, so they do go to space. And they get married in space. There is a whole situation around it, bat that's the point.

Lian is very glad to be a Tamaranian princess. Jason secretly is also enjoying being a prince by law.

Kori nad Jason still aren't mom and dad for Lian, but they're her parents, and it's kinda just accepted. Especially now that they're married to Roy.

Meanwhile, Arrows and Bats've got no idea what's going on. Outlaws are kinda popping out all around the world from time to time, but mostly stays silent. When they finally get their shit together and try to repair their relationships with them, they're very suprised.

[dcshipbracket]

REBLOG FOR REACH.

[house-on-sand]

stumbled upon a ship where they only interact like once in canon but the first fic i read for it was really good and now im pages deep im ao3 tag for it reading fics from 2020 lmao

[lazaruswitch]

Honestly y'all are lucky (or unlucky, depending) that I never write sexual stuff since my interest in it is limited to a very mild fascination with the (improbable and/or fantastic) occasional thought that crosses my mind

Bc ik for a fact a lot of you would go crazy for the jaykori situation I'm rotating in my head rn