#jaykory

[jaykorianddickkoriforlife]

Kori: Please don't.

Jason: I'm tired of it, Kori. I want to get rid of it.

Kori: But it's so pretty! I love it!

Jason: Oh yeah, every guy wants to hear their girl say something of theirs is pretty. No! It's tacky, and I'm getting rid of it.

Kori: Bu-

Jason: It's my hair, Kor!!! I'm getting rid of the white! That's it. I'm not shaving my hair off, I'm just going back to black. Okay? So relax. It's literally just hair.

Kori: ...

Kori: Fine.

Jason: Se-

Kori: I'll do it with you.

Jason: ... What?

Kori: We'll both go dye it black. Do you think I'll look more like Kom afterwards?

Jason: ...

Kori: I mean, it's just hair, right? Bye bye white, bye bye red.

Jason: ...

Kori: Ooo, maybe I should try blonde, or-

Jason: I'm keeping the white.

Kori: Yeah, that's what I thought.

[vodrae]

Starfire presses her lips against Red Hood's to share vital informations with him as quickly as possible. Calmly Jason says

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU USED TO KISS MY FUCKING BROTHER WITH THAT MOUTH ! EWWWW ! EWWWW !"

[onnahu]

So I was just thinking about how most of Jason's non-canon ships are just a big fuck you to his family, and I needed to compile it. It just became funnier with that.

Disclaimer: I do not include batcest, but beside that, it's not about what ship is good and what not. You don't ship it, that's okay. I don't ship or loke some of them either. It's just about hillarity of it all. Be respectful.

JayRoy - steal your brother's ex-best friend (or even funnier, steal your ex if we want pas DickRoy)

JayKori - and I know it's canon they have a romance/something but it's still funny in the context of Jason being a steal your ex guy fpr Dick.

Joyfire - steal your brother's ex-best friend (or ex-boyfriend if we want) and ex-girlfriend/fiance

JayBabs - also sem-canon, but is it really... Do I have to say it again? No. But I will anyways. Steal your ex guy.

JaySteph - steal your other brother's ex (althought personally I'm a fan of Jason and Cass being a steal your ex duo)

JayKon - ✨️steal your best friend✨️

Jayde - when you get together with your ex's (a firiend I guess) father and your brother's worst enemy. Hillarious. (Beside, I like to think Rose would try to get revenge by seducing one of his brothers or, even better, getting with one of Jason's exes. I just think Rose, Essence and Artemis should meet.)

JayKyle - that one is the least fuck you, but like... Kyle's a green lantern, so i'll take it as a win.

[that1emowitch]

Talia (as Jason’s mother figure bc FUCK that part one part of lost days) finding out about joyfire. Thoughts?

Hmm this is interesting.

So firstly, I think Talia would definitely approve of Kori. I mean, come on — Super powerful alien Princess who could crush men with her thighs??? HELL YES.

But Roy... Talia would do her research and find Roy's history with drug abuse, but she'd probably chill about that once she sees how far he's come since then. He's an awesome parent to Lian, and I think Talia would respect him for that (she might even wish she'd raised Damian the way Roy raises Lian).

AND they're both Dick's exes (in my AU). Dick, who Talia absolutely hates. She'd be so proud of Jason for "stealing" Dick's long-time lover and best friend.

But would they both get a "Don't Fucking Hurt My Son" talk?

Yes.

And trust me, Talia is so scary you do not wanna mess with her (6 foot tall) baby boy.

[clericxhood777]

Dick: My ex, Jason, my ex

Jason: To be fair, Kory's hot

Dick: Then my best friend and you guys started dating BEFORE you met Lian

Jason: Okay, but I do have a thing for redheads

Dick: That's not even the worst part, you were in a team with them

Jason: ...

[nenehyuuchiha]

I don't know about you guys, but I think this is very kink

[local-limebug]

jason todd has so many underrated canon love interests. essence, isabel, artemis, and rose are all characters i love with him. like those are good ships. why is everyone ignoring them?

[dcshipbracket]

REBLOG FOR REACH.

[liedownquisition]

One thing that frustrates me sometimes is that the premise of the original RHATO team joining up together would not... take a lot to be made into something actually decent. Respect for the characters, really. Keep Kori's amnesia, keep Roy's isolation, but nudge the script a little:

Jason is vaguely familiar to Kori, because canonically they DID meet at least once when he was Robin (ignoring n52's everything tbh, the continuity still confuses me sometimes esp when some writers couldnt decide whether ot not 52 was a reboot or if they were going to keep referencing prior shit), but she doesn't remember, just has vague vibes and maybe he can help her with that if they knew each other? And Jason could try to help with what he can but he barely knew her, really. He's agonized bcs the only person he knows who might maybe help is Dick and he's Very Deliberately Estranged from the Bats.

Enter a tip from Talia. Maybe Jason reached out asking about the Titans, maybe she knows where he is and came to the conclusion that interacting with non-Bat heroes that he had a decently positive relationship before his death would be beneficial to him.

Roy's been off-grid since some time after Lian's death, pushing away everyone and deliberately running headfirst into things that could kill him. They're planning to televise his execution, but don't want to risk him getting rescued before that, but they can't hide from her spies. It solves a lot of problems then, doesn't it? Jason and Kori rescue him and he can help her with her memories and/or get her back in touch with the rest of their old team to help and Jason doesn't have to deal with any Bats himself.

But then they don't leave.

Kori's pretty content as she is, with people who know and have been helping her. Her memory loss isn't exactly life-threatening or anything and she's not in any hurry. Roy took one look at the two of them and came to the conclusion that he could help here, help both of them, and they won't judge him for what he's done or try to force him to reconnect with anyone before he was ready to face them/reality (if ever).

And Jason? Jason's a wounded animal snapping at anyone and anything that tries to come too close and covering up his own issues by fucking with shitty ppl & ruining their day. It's a bit of a challenge to make him chill out, but neither of the other two are afraid of that and he's already done all this to help them so why not return the favor?

Jason's the "leader", not because he's more qualified to lead a team but because he needs the feeling of being in control. There's only three of them and there's enough power & experience between them to compensate if anything goes off the rails & Roy's fluent enough in Bat from all his history with Dick to nudge Jason a little to the left if he has to. It's halfway between babysitting and a vacation.

(Amusingly this gave me the mental image of Roy & Kori in beach gear slurping colorful mocktails and Jason running around on an adult-sized child leash.)

You could even keep Roy/Kori, build it up slightly more, ect., ect. Just make it an actual relationship & not turning Kori into a sex doll lmao. I mean they were friends! Even without Dick they were friends with Each Other! & sometimes friendships can get sexual or turn into relationships!

None of this fixes like the racism & such in a bunch of the plot but that's a speech for whole different post I think, and I'm honestly not sure if I've got the chops to redesign all that. At the very least, it would be too big of a distraction from everything else I'm already easily distracted from working on lmao.

[house-on-sand]

stumbled upon a ship where they only interact like once in canon but the first fic i read for it was really good and now im pages deep im ao3 tag for it reading fics from 2020 lmao

[jaykorianddickkoriforlife]

Jason: We should start a club and call it The Middle Children.

Kori: ...

Jason: I'll let you be the team leader.

Kori: What will you be?

Jason: Your second in command, duh.

Kori: Ahh... What will Tim be?

Jason: Yea- I'm sorry. Care to repeat that again? What would who be?

Kori: Tim. He's technically now also a mid-

Jason: No.

Kori: *sighs* Jason.

Jason: No!

Kori: Hey, Damian is technically the baby now, so that pushes Tim into the middle child category.

Jason: Absolutely not. I refu- No!

Kori: As Team Leader, I revoke your status, and now make Tim my secon-

Jason: HOW DARE YOU?!?

[vodrae]

My vision of Jason Todd's relationship with addictive substances would be him in a "at least it's legal" trap with alcohol and cigarettes. I don't see him doing hard drugs like cocaine, MDMA or heroin due to his past. I can see his drinking and smoking habits being a large source of tensions with Talia, Damian, Kori...

Maybe he even went at AA meetings with Roy who got a bad episode too, alcohol or heroin depending on the canon.

But most importly, to me, he's 100% a adrenaline junkie, he feels

Alive

[onnahu]

Joyfire brainrot

Not long after The Outlaws dealt with Untitled, Cheshire cane to Roy with a suprise. It's a girl!

Roy will of course keep his daughter, but his relationship with Kori and Jason is kinda... idk, loose? Open? Kori is not into labels, and Jason has kinda screwed sense on love and relationships. So he's scared it'll be the end. They surely won't want to get involve in a whole ass child!

But, suprise, they are very much ready. Not as parents - they both have very complex issues with their own family/parents, and won'tcommit as such. But they will stick to Roy. They will help with Lian.

So, The Outlaws newer break. They stick together, and try to get handle on basic parenting and babies caring. The babyproofed the spaceship.

For now, Lian is a tiny little baby, but when she starts to grow, they have to figure out how to socialise her with other children. Where, and with who will they do that?

So. They run away to some far-ass little village. Kinda like Smalville,but with kindergarden and families that live there. They get a house, and they hide the spaceship in their garden.

And then Jason freaks out, because oh shit, he kinda left Gotham, and he bought a house, and he's the second emergency contact for Lian. (Kori's the second. Lian wanted it that way, nobody knows why.)

So he kind of get away on some mission,and Roy and Kori get super worried. Lian is sad too, because she doesn't know when Jay will be back.

Then it is time for Kori to freak out. Because she realises that that thing they had? It was loose, and open, and they never labeled what was between them. She was scared on getting hurt like with Dick. And now it became something real. She's parenting a child, even if they don't call it like that. And she loves Lian, and Jason and Roy. So she gets spooked and is like 'I'll go search for Jason' and promptly dissapear.

And then Roy freaks out. Because yes, Kori and Jason and even him were going on missions from time to time, but he's suddenly alone with Lian, and he's got no idea where his partners are!

Lian, go figure, is the smartest one. She pats Roy on the back and says the will obviously be back, because they obviously love each other. When Jason and Kori are back, slightly more freaked out, she also pats them and is like 'dad loves you, and i love you, you can't dissapear like that. Dad was very sad'.

With that, they have very adult conversation about their feeling, and they kinda say out loud that they're exclusive and together, and they love each other.

Fast forward, let's say a year. The summer break is on, and Lian wants to go to space. And joyfire are suckers for her, so they do go to space. And they get married in space. There is a whole situation around it, bat that's the point.

Lian is very glad to be a Tamaranian princess. Jason secretly is also enjoying being a prince by law.

Kori nad Jason still aren't mom and dad for Lian, but they're her parents, and it's kinda just accepted. Especially now that they're married to Roy.

Meanwhile, Arrows and Bats've got no idea what's going on. Outlaws are kinda popping out all around the world from time to time, but mostly stays silent. When they finally get their shit together and try to repair their relationships with them, they're very suprised.

[bruciemilf]

can we ask your fav jaykori headcannons then?

YIPPIEEE

Jason writes poetry about her OF COURSE

Loves braiding her hair; alternatively, Kori also likes running her fingers through his

Kori has a passion for cooking; is it the strangest food combo you could think of? Yes. Will Jason finish all of it when she brings him lunch on patrol? Also yes

So many ppl forget about silky but that mf is also there. And Jason refuses to kiss her for a few days when she bathes him lmaoo

Kori is a sentient heater and Jason likes to keep warm. That being said, these two cuddle EVERYWHERE

[lazaruswitch]

Honestly y'all are lucky (or unlucky, depending) that I never write sexual stuff since my interest in it is limited to a very mild fascination with the (improbable and/or fantastic) occasional thought that crosses my mind

Bc ik for a fact a lot of you would go crazy for the jaykori situation I'm rotating in my head rn

[clericxhood777]