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(posting performatively for mutual #1) my thing about the dracula found footage microgenre is that i honestly just don’t think it does enough to utilize the obvious themes of marginalization in the age of social media (posting performatively for mutual #2) everyone has at least one oc who no doubles kins komaeda (posting performatively for mutual #3) Welcome back to spider-man infertility thursday (posting performatively for mutual #4) This week I’ve been setting up a gallery page on my neocities with better load times and i really like how it’s coming along! (off the cuff) I think deep fried spamton would taste like grandma’s ashes

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My roommate and I have been doing an improv bit lately where you introduce yourself as Firstname Object, then state your purpose as something entirely unrelated.

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my opinion on the current porn ban is that it benefits the state to have its people filled with shame. they want you to be ashamed of yourself and they want you to hurt others who aren't ashamed of themselves. these changes will not benefit the marginalized

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I bet it feels good as fuck to activate countermeasures

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2026 booktok discourse: sad books are a cognitohazard (they make you sad)

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humans love to categorize and then assign personality traits based on those categories, ranging from the mundane to the incredibly concerning. its orange cat behavior. everyone is either an introvert extrovert of ambivert. whats your mbti? enneagram? your classpect? hogwarts house? i'm just a typical taurus. what's your IQ? don't blame me im just a girl. boys will be boys. take this online personality test to determine which of the 9 types of human you are. everyone fits into these boxes. you know what their kind are like.

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modern gamers are so fucking toxic i was just playing fetch and she like. gestured like she was gonna throw the ball yeah? but she faked it out! she didn't actually throw the ball! what the fuck! if this is the direction the fetch meta is going i'm switching to tug o war or maybe even run in circles i am done with this community.

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sorry man im all booked

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my life as a lesbian would be so much awesomer if i were even a little bit attracted to feminine women, a category to which most women belong and the demographic most likely to show any interest in me

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Nice allegory. Unfortunately, I have written a counter-allegory where that doesn’t happen

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

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as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. 😁👍

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if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult