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Miranda saves the most malicious shit just for Bela💀
#this will never not crack me up#MC: uhh whatcha got there?#Miranda w that fake ass organ in a jar on her desk: a smoothie#resident lover#resident lover meme#resident lover spoilers
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i shattered glass and the worst part is now i have to clean it up :(
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Raspberry Nicecream and Chia Pudding (Raw Vegan)
#raw vegan#vegan#breakfast#snacks#nicecream#smoothie jar#smoothies#banana#raspberries#chia pudding#chia seeds#plant milk#💗
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felt like crap the past few days so I planned some ~healthy meals~ for the next week, and I am absolutely going to regret it next like, Wednesday when I just want carbs and junk food, but right now I feel very good and smart.
#i still have butter pasta. always butter pasta.#but i need to try and eat food with nutrients that are not carbs lmao#bc the butter pasta thing is getting A Little Out Of Hand and thats why i feel shitty#also i found half a jar of protein powder in the cupboard so im gonna make smoothies next week#I MUST! HEALTH! JUST A BIT!!#oh also i will have leftover ham from easter dinner lol. not TOO healthy
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they need to open a proper independent coffee shop in my village or i'll kms
#i'm just saying it's a nice sunny day. everyone wants a coffee#we have some take aways that do coffee but it's not Good you know? i could grab a £2.50 jar of instant coffee next door and it would taste#better and last so much longer#it doesn't even have to be a coffee like i'd take a tea. a fucken smoothie#literally just give me a café to sit and hang out for a bit so i don't habe to force myself to go into town where it's literslly too busy#to relax or hear your own thoughts 😭#7
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I feel like that one YouTubers making franken makeup when I was melting down some of my lip balms that were either almost done or just not reached often, down into one container
#good thing I had this bright idea before I threw out the pharmacy lip smoothie jar when I was about to finish it#prettier sure I ended up using 5 products or something like that to fill the pot up#and 3 were the amuse lip balms cuz those weren’t really my faves 😬
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it's so funny when people make bruce eat rich people food or veggies or shakes or yummy balanced meals in fanfics. that man is a gutter rat with wings. he purees boiled chicken breast with cream and multivitamins and no seasoning. when it fucks up his digestive tract he adds chia seeds for fibre but that is IT!
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A Guide to Freezing Fresh Strawberries
“Preserving Summer’s Bounty: A Guide to Freezing Fresh Strawberries”.Preserving the vibrant taste of fresh strawberries is a delightful way to enjoy the essence of summer all year round. In this guide, we’ll explore a simple method for freezing fresh strawberries to ensure they maintain their individuality and are ready for a variety of delicious recipes. Freezing Process:1. Wash the fresh…
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#Clumping prevention#Freezing#fresh strawberries#Homemade#Individual freezing#Jar storage#Parchment Paper#Preservation#Quick dessert#Recipes#Strawberry jam#Strawberry parfait#Strawberry salad#Strawberry shortcake#Strawberry smoothie#Strawberry sorbet#Summer bounty
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Hey @majoone I don't know which of these you will see first, the Artfight attack or the Tumblr post so if you see this first hello!
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Two out of four of the papers are the questions from his character profile and the other two are just vaguely ominous things I thought were funny. Those ones are the more runny ones because I didn't know if those were on the vibe-
#obey me#omswd#obey me!#om! shall we date#obey me oc#Rove#drew him again because very shape#also this thing is a feral cat and I am shaking a jar of treats#pspspsps#Majoone#heehoo funnyy#he is shape#Do clowns taste funny?#Is keptchup a smoothie?#Are you going to die tonight?#maybe he wouldn't have been pushed in the fountain if he would just let people listen to their music in peace#now he has to print a new survey :(#and his headphones are wet :(#my funky art#myart#digital art#doots
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sometimes you need to indulge and buy something vaguely useless but still fun and indulgent. in other news yesterday i got a mason jar glass that’s in the shape of a strawberry with little fake leaves and i love it.
#shut up danni's talking#i bought some strawberry juice to go in it and let me tell you it felt like the height of luxury#mason jar glasses are so much fun i think i want to start collecting them#i’ve always liked them but i never found one that immediately spoke to me like this one did#can’t wait to wash it later on and use it again but this time for my strawberry and banana smoothie 👀
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bruh I CANNOT live with trans girls
#this is vagueing both my wife and roommate#you CANNOT just leave FIVE old jars of pickle juice in the fridge#you gotta clean your shit up#i smell like pickle juice now and so does the whole house#if they both drank that shit i wouldnt be bothered but they DONT#THEY JUST LEAVE IT THERE#wife + roommates please clean out the damn fridge challenge#my wife isnt as bad tbh#at least she didnt leave an old smoothie in the fridge for like TWO MONTHS#g-d my roommates suck
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throwing an entire fit bc i’m sleepy and i ran out of good snacks and computer programs at work are not working
#i cannot get anything done 😭😭😭😭😭#i’m going to make three smoothies and put them in mason jars. this will fix me.#oisín.txt#oisín.n
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Shame my autism makes everything but artichokes absolutely atrocious in terms of texture
u gotta be hedonistic about vegetables. they're not good boy food that u eat to prove you're mature, they're the food that you can shovel into your mouth at 5 am without getting nauseous
#oh just prepare it right or whatever#NO IT WON'T WORK FOR ME#i will GAG#i can do spinach if i blend it in a banana smoothie#i can also do asparagus and that is the ONLY vegetable that you can do the “if cooked right” trick for me#because you can cook it till it's not fibrous and crunchy (except the ends)#shoutout to vegetable enjoyers but unless its jarred artichoke hearts it just ain't gonna work for me chief
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Lifelong Mixer Grinder for Kitchen - 4 Jars 500 Watt Mixie - 2 Nutri bullet Jars for Smoothie & Blending, Chutney Jar & Liquidizing Jar used as Wet Grinder & Blender - Stainless Steel Blades (LLMG39)
Price: (as of – Details) From the manufacturer Lifelong 500W Mixer Grinder with 4 Jars Lifelong mixer has everything from a beautiful and aesthetic exterior to a powerful system with unbreakable jars and a performance that outweighs any other mixer. This durable multi-purpose mixer grinder, equipped with three stainless steel jars is a true kitchen companion. 2 Stainless Steel Jars and 2 Nutri…
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#Blades#Blender#Blending#Bullet#Chutney#food mixer for home appliances kitchen#Grinder#Jar#Jars#Kitchen#Lifelong#Liquidizing#LLMG39#Mixer#Mixie#Nutri#Smoothie#Stainless#Steel#Watt#wet
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I was trying to look up more info about this peanut butter flavored protein powder I picked up the other day and stumbled onto a Reddit thread where someone with a peanut allergy was asking if the peanut butter flavored protein powder was worth trying
#someone was like nah it’s not worth the risk my friend#so thank you to that commenter#the protein powder is good and there’s a lot of it in the huge ass jar it comes in thankfully#it adds just the right amount of flavor and sweetness to a smoothie
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