iamfitzwilliamdarcy
iamfitzwilliamdarcy
sunshine and a little pink
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i'm the hot girl hey soul sister fanfic
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 2 days ago
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reading an entire reddit forum of sped teachers not understand one of the most diagnosed neuro conditions is upsetting :/
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 3 days ago
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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!
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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!
Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 5 days ago
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I like how the lack of spacing here implies that the helpline is there for those addicted to eating raw flour, dough, or batter, like a gambling helpline or something
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 5 days ago
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i’ve been told by various european friends that the most american sentence i’ve ever said is “sophomore year of college, some friends and i road-tripped thirteen hours to florida for spring break.”
and now i can confidently say this is the most guy-who-lives-in-paris sentence i’ve ever said: “today i was cycling to meet a friend at buttes-chaumont and i went over some cobblestones and my baguette got launched out of the bike basket into the middle of the roundabout”
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 5 days ago
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wtf is is up with mark s why is he so important he’s literally Just Some Guy
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 5 days ago
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He finally got to meet him!
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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Vladimir Nabokov’s note card, c. 1969.
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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The Nicene Creed in Arabic and Syriac, St. Peter and St. Paul Cathedral, Baghdad
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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blogging away again in tumblritaville
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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Thinking about how Anakin canonically both touched grass and got laid and was still Like That.
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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Habemus Papam... Sanctae Romanae Ecclesiae…Jeb!
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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COBRA KAI (2018 - 2025)
1.04: "Cobra Kai Never Dies" 6.13: "Skeletons"
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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I’m trying not post/scroll a lot for lent but I might have to bite the bullet and do a full fast — way to easy to get caught in a scrolling loop and best of intentions of limiting time just vanish
but… since it’s quarter to six and i just poured myself some wine… happy first Sunday of lent
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 6 days ago
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stop wishing therapy upon tv characters. sit back and enjoy the insanity. what did that one post say.. i don’t want them to communicate i want one to flush the other’s heart medication down the toilet. exactly. you should be rooting for the heart medication flusher.
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 7 days ago
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“No, sir. If you don’t mind, the Crown takes precedence.”
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iamfitzwilliamdarcy · 8 days ago
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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
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